Mika Brzezinski Is Smarter Than You

Watching Fox News makes people stupid, according to experts at Fairleigh Dickinson University. And if you watch Fox, you’re obviously too stupid to argue with experts so . . . the science is settled!

Of course, the lead author of the study was kind enough to include his phone number on the press release, so if any Fox viewers want to call Daniel Cassino at 973-896-7072, I’m sure he’d be willing to explain to you how stupid you are.

As for myself, I’ve been trying to raise my IQ lately by watching MSNBC. By next week, I expect to be smart enough to achieve cold fusion and also cure cancer, but this morning I was still struggling to comprehend the transcendent genius of Mika Brzezinski:

Disgusting. . . . I’ve got nothing else. I’m so disgusted by that . . . I’m sickened by that . . . It’s fair to say he’s in the 1%, correct? He’s telling the 99% to take a bath and get a job? Really? . . . Who is this man? Who does he think he is? And why is he surging in the polls? I don’t get it. . . . It’s disgusting. It’s absolutely disgusting. . . . And it literally made my skin crawl.

Now, you Fox News viewers are probably too stupid to understand what’s so “disgusting” — absolutely disgusting! — about Newt Gingrich telling the Occupy Wall Street protesters to take a bath and get a job. But you fail to grasp this key fact: Mika Brzezinski knows that the Occupy Wall Street protesters are virtuous, just like she knows Republicans are greedy, and everybody she respects shares this knowledge.

To dispute Mika’s knowledge is to challenge her superiority, to suggest that you know as much as (or perhaps even more than) Mika knows, which is a personal insult to her and her equally knowledgeable friends. Who are you — you mouth-breathing cretin — to claim equality to such admirable people as Mika and her friends like E.J. Dionne?

It is impossible for people of good faith to disagree with Mika, because disagreeing with Mika is proof of bad faith. And if you weren’t so dumbed-down from watching Fox News, you’d understand that.

To Mika and her friends, sympathy toward the Occupiers is not merely an emotional feeling, but rather an objective fact: “These are good people. Their cause is worthy. They deserve support.” 

Using pepper-spray on student Occupiers at UC-Davis is therefore objectively evil, and anyone who criticizes the Occupiers is disgusting. Mika and her friends think like this because they have been permitted to “own both the tools and the rules for cultural discourse,” as Jeff Goldstein explains:

It should be evident, from the Occupy Movement and the attempts by the Obama Administration to normalize class warfare rhetoric . . . that students are being taught — and not even necessarily overtly — to internalize the assertions and assumptions of Marxism and socialism. . . .
[W]e as a country and a culture have allowed the feel-good emotionalism of the leftist pitch to convince us to adopt and institutionalize ideas that are fundamentally and structurally anathema to the thinking that willed this country into being.

Obviously, Jeff Goldstein isn’t a good person like Mika Brzezinski, or the editors at the Washington Post who published a manifesto by the ideological godfathers of the Occupy movement:

For two heady months, the amorphous encampment in Lower Manhattan’s Zuccotti Park had been the symbolic heart of Occupy Wall Street, the birthplace of the greatest social-justice movement to emerge in the United States since the civil rights era. This primal cry for democracy sprang from young people who could no longer ignore the angst in their gut — the premonition that their future does not compute, that their entire lives will be lived in the apocalyptic shadow of climate-change tipping points, species die-offs, a deadening commercialized culture, a political system perverted by money, precarious employment, a struggle to pay off crippling student loans, and no chance of ever owning a home or living in comfort like their parents. Glimpsing this black hole of ecological, political, financial and spiritual crisis, the youth and the millions of Americans who joined them instinctively knew that unless they stood up and fought nonviolently for a different kind of future, they would have no future at all.

If your reaction is to dismiss this as left-wing lunatic gibberish, you’ve just proven how stupid you are. Probably because you watch Fox News. Maybe you should call Daniel Cassino at 973-896-7072. He’s an expert, and might be able to help you learn to enjoy watching Mika Brezinski on MSNBC, so you can be smart, too.

UPDATE: Because I’m so stupid (from years of watching Fox News), I forgot to remind you to shop our Amazon Associates “Black Friday” specials this week. Great deals for you, a small commission for me.

UPDATE II: Of course, our readers are mostly stupid Fox News viewers, so you probably don’t read “books” (as Mika and her smart friends call them), but maybe it’s time to try something new.

They sell everything at Amazon — even “computers,” which are machines that only smart people who watch MSNBC know how to use.

We’ve All Gone Crazy

Folie à deux — shared psychosis; a psychiatric syndrome in which symptoms of a delusional belief are transmitted from one individual to another.

Who’s nuts: David Frum or the Republicans who hate him?

It’s a very strange experience to have your friends think you’ve gone crazy. Some will tell you so. Others will indulgently humor you. Still others will avoid you. More than a few will demand that the authorities do something to get you off the streets. . . .
It’s possible that my friends are right. I don’t think so — but then, crazy people never do. . . .
When I entered Republican politics, during an earlier period of malaise, in the late seventies and early eighties, the movement got most of the big questions — crime, inflation, the Cold War — right. This time, the party is getting the big questions disastrously wrong.

You can read the whole thing, but I think the basic problem can be traced back to the Bush administration, when we were told that profoundly un-conservative things — “No Child Left Behind,” the USA-PATRIOT Act, Medicare Part D — were in fact fundamental to the conservative agenda. And when those things failed (either as policy or politics), the “brand damage” to the Republican Party was blamed on conservatives who had advocated those things.

Cronyism in federal appointments (“Heckuva job, Brownie“) is no part the conservative agenda, and yet when FEMA screwed up, conservatism got the blame. Micro-managing public school curricula from D.C. isn’t conservative, but when No Child Left Behind forced schools to “teach to the test,” enraged teachers didn’t blame liberals, did they? And you can’t find anything reading Burke, Kirk or Buckley that would support a policy of encouraging lenders to give poorly documented mortages to unqualified buyers, yet this is what the Bush administration did — and called it “conservative”!

We are dealing with the results of a confusion, one which previously developed during the administrations of Eisenhower and Nixon, and which recurred under Bush. This confusion is between:

  1. The policies pursued by Republicans; and
  2. The policies advocated by conservatives.

Frum is a wonk very much concerned with the question of what legislative and policy initiatives can be feasibly enacted (and politically defended) by Republican elected officials.  That’s a very different thing than declaring, broadly, what the ultimate objectives of the conservative movement should be.

For example, were it in my power to accomplish one thing in Washington, D.C., the federal Department of Education would be abolished and its employees summarily dismissed from public service. Except for funding necessary research and providing educational benefits for military veterans, we would get the federal government entirely out of the education business.

This is not how wonks talk or think, however, because nobody in Wonk World has that kind of profound loathing for federal bureaucracy. When you suggest a genuinely bold proposal like zeroing out the Department of Education, a Republican wonk immediately imagines the hue and outcry from the Democrats, the teachers unions, and the New York Times. They can’t imagine Republicans withstanding such angry criticism and, they’ll point out, Reagan never followed through on his promise to abolish the Department of Education.

So your bold proposal is immediately dismissed as “unserious,” impractical as either politics or policy, and you’re back to arguing about how the Department of Education can be reformed, as if there is some conservative way to reform a bureaucracy that — by conservative principles — shouldn’t exist to begin with.

Also, abolishing whole departments of the federal government would deprive the next Republican president of the opportunity to appoint their cronies to top jobs in those departments. Maybe you have no desire to be an assistant deputy undersecretary in the Department of Education, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t well-connected Republicans who covet such posts. So you’re messing with the “jobs for the boys” factor of partisan loyalty, which doesn’t matter to you — the rank-and-file voter — but matters a great deal to young GOP operatives who see an administration position as a stepping stone to a lucrative career as a K Street lobbyist.

What can be done? I think the important thing is to be honest about motives, and to clarify the difference between long-term objectives and near-term legislative proposals. Keep in mind that Hubert Humphrey and other liberals were advocating for nationalizing health care as early as 1948. it took them until 1965 to get Medicare and Medicaid, and until 2010 to get ObamaCare.

Democrats are willing to push relentlessly for their policy preferences, and to suffer political unpopularity to achieve their goals.

Republicans, by contrast, have developed a habit in the past 30 years of looking around for a chance to support something that seems popular — Bomb Saddam! — then lashing the hell out of anyone who criticizes them — Un-American! — and thereby confusing people about first principles. (The democratization of Mesopatamia might be a good thing generally, but is it really so central to the conservative agenda that it must be implemented at all hazards?) While I don’t want to turn this into a schismatic dispute among paleocons and neocons or between any other of the various cliques inside the Big Tent, can’t we agree that the “brand damage” legacy of Bush-era Republicanism had something to do with the ascendance of certain people and certain ideas to positions of dominance in the GOP coalition over the past 10 or 15 years?

When we see GOP primary voters embrace the populism of Michele Bachmann and Herman Cain, or the libertarianism of Ron Paul, we have to recognize this as a reaction to what went wrong with the GOP between 1995 and 2006. Populism involves a rejection of the elite, and who can deny that the Republican elite has made a botch of things in the past 15 years? Libertarianism involves a hostility to statism, and who can deny that the GOP didn’t become entirely too statist during the Bush years?

Over the weekend, I exchanged e-mails with Brad Thompson, author of Neoconservatism: Obituary for an Idea. Critics of neoconservatism have had something of a field day since the 2006 mid-term elections brought the collapse of what we might call the “Bush bubble.”  Whether Dr. Thompson’s criticisms are fair or unfair, I can’t say, as I haven’t read his book. But I would suggest that what we’ve seen in the past three years suggests that, if neoconservatism is implicated in the “brand damage” issue, is it because of whatever there is of elitism and statism in the neoconservative worldview.

Unlike David Brooks — I walk out of room the minute he starts talking — David Frum is someone I consider a friend, which causes me to get a lot of heat from some of my conservative friends, including those friends whom Frum has attacked by name.

Frum stubbornly believes he’s right (and also, Right), and any attempt to argue him out of his position is doomed to failure, simply because it’s his position and he feels honor-bound to defend it. Being rather mule-headed myself, I can relate to that, even when I know Frum is wrong, wrong, wrong (as is anyone who disagrees with me). However, I believe the point of arguments among conservatives is always to find the best way to stomp liberalism into smithereens. And I wish Frum would stop carping so much about conservatives, and start stomping some liberals.

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Call Sign: ‘Nash One’

You never know where a good story’s going to lead. Sunday morning, I found myself thinking about that Catholic schoolgirl who cussed out Jeff Goldstein in Denver. Where do these kids get their ideas? How can we get through to them? And why do these Occupy protesters get on my very last nerve?

What bugged me — and you could see this in my long Saturday post — was the evidence that these kids evidently are taught nothing about the heroes of America’s long fight against Communism. All they seem to know about that era is (a) “McCarthyism” was bad and (b) hippie peaceniks protesting the Vietnam War were good. With that kind of education, is it any wonder they think Occupy Wall Street is cool?

While I was brooding over that, a childhood memory flashed in my mind and I started Googling about a pilot whose name I knew, but whose history I’d never researched. At first there didn’t seem to be much information available, although I was able to learn his Air Force call-sign. Then I found a blog where one of his relatives had posted a 1988 news article about him, and went to work. It took several hours to produce my American Spectator column today:

Kids who visit the park in Douglasville, Georgia, just call it “Hunter Park,” although its proper name is Hunter Memorial Park, and most of the children running around the soccer fields and picnic areas never stop to study the monument that pays tribute to the park’s namesake. He was voted “Most Talented” his senior year at Douglas County High School, where he won acclaim for his artistic abilities, starred in the school play and was editor of the student yearbook, but his name is not well known today, when he would have been 70 years old.
Robert Gerald “Jerry” Hunter left his native Douglas County to attend the Citadel, where he graduated with honors. He joined the Air Force, became a fighter pilot, and was deployed to Vietnam. On May 25, 1966, Hunter was on his 34th combat mission when his F-105 jet was shot down near the Laotian border. He bailed out — his comrades saw the parachute — and it was initially believed that he had survived. The 25-year-old pilot was listed as missing in action, and the Air Force promoted him from first lieutenant to captain while rescuers searched for him. Hunter’s family, including his young bride Laura, prayerfully waited for word that he had been recovered safely. Seven weeks later, however, the sad news came that his remains had been found in Laos, where he had apparently died of injuries. First Baptist Church in Douglasville overflowed with mourners at his funeral and local businesses closed early that afternoon in honor of Captain Hunter, Douglas County’s first casualty in the Vietnam War. Hunter Memorial Park was dedicated a year later, when I was in second grade, and I remember as a boy reading his name on the monument at the park. . . .

Please read the whole thing, because you never know where a good story’s going to lead.

SOURCES:

He’s an Expert on ‘Fools and Clowns’

“I have a structural hypothesis here. You have a Republican ideology, which Mitt Romney obviously doesn’t believe in. He just oozes insincerity, that’s just so obvious. But all of the others are fools and clowns. And there is a question here, my hypothesis is that maybe this is an ideology that only fools and clowns can believe in. And that’s the Republican problem. . . . The Republican base does not want Romney and they keep on looking for an alternative. And Newt, although — somebody said, ‘He’s a stupid man’s idea of what a smart person sounds like.’ But he is more plausible than the other guys they’ve been pushing up.”
— Paul Krugman, on ABC News This Week

LIVE AT FIVESEVEN – 11.21.11

— compiled by Wombat-socho


TOP NEWS
Congress May Try Blocking Cuts If Debt Panel Fails

Senator Jon Kyl (R-AZ)

And by “if”, they mean “when”. Anybody not see this coming?

Jose Pimentel Plotted To Kill Cops, Soldiers With Pipe Bombs
Lone wolf busted by NYPD


Protests Against Egyptian Junta Result in 20 Dead

Students and other disaffected youth riot against security forces as agreement for peaceful protest fails



POLITICS
Romney Collects Key Endorsements In New Hampshire

Mitt Romney in New Hampshire

Senator Ayotte, Congressman Bass get behind the Mitt

Police Confront #OWS Protesters In San Francisco

UC President Vows Pepper Spray Probe




Niche Voters Giving Ron Paul Momentum In Iowa Polls

Congressman Kildee (D-MI) Denies Sex Abuse Allegations

First Lady Booed in Appearance As Honorary Starter For Ford 400

Democrats Grandstand Against Alabama Immigration Law



THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Oil Falls On Global Growth, Eurodebt Worries
Ted Forstmann, Financier And Philanthropist, Dies, 71
US, PRC Agree To Deepen Ties On Intellectual Property
Euro Zone, Technicals Unnerve Wall Street
Spanish Bond Yields Continue To Rise
Android Malware: Threat Or FUD?
Water Utility Hackers Destroy Pump
Apple Now Accepts Yuan For Apps



SPORTS
Carl Edwards Gracious In Defeat

Carl Edwards before the decisive race

Congratulates Tony Stewart after latter wins the Sprint Cup at the Ford 400 in Homestead

The Rock Makes A Triumphant Return To The Ring

Cutler Expected To Miss 6-8 Week With Broken Thumb After Bears Maul Chargers

Giants Coach Coughlin Criticizes Team After 17-10 Loss

Playoffs Would Increase Drama That BCS Curtails

Marleau Hat Trick Leads Sharks Over Avs

John Lannan, The Invisible Starter



FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
Mila Kunis Keeps Her Promise

Mila Kunis and her date, Sgt. Scott Moore

Corps flack sez: “It was a great experience for everybody.”
Probably means it didn’t go like this
😀

Justin Bieber Serenades Selena Gomez During AMA Rehearsal


Prince Harry’s Night Out In Vegas

Taylor Swift, Adele, And Nicki Minaj Lead AMAs

The Cougar’s Revenge: Demi Aims To Punish Ashton

Robin Gibb Of The Bee Gees Battles Liver Cancer



FOREIGNERS
Spain’s Rajoy Says “Hard Times Ahead” After His People’s Party Wins In A Landslide
Saif Qaddafi, Abdullah Senussi Await Justice
Syrian Army Defectors Deny Attacking Baath Office
Aung San Suu Kyi To Run For Burma Parliament
After Rough Presidency, Arroyo Fights To Remain Free
New Delhi Fire Kills 15 At Eunuch Convention



BLOGS & STUFF
Wizbang: Democratic Pollsters Urge Obama To Step Aside For Hillary
Pat Dollard: Communist Scum Michelle Obama Booed At NASCAR 400
Atlas Shrugs: All-American Muslim – NYPD Arrest Terror Suspect
Jazz Shaw: What Did We Learn At The Thanksgiving Family Forum?
Gateway Pundit: #OWS Protester Arrested With Handgun And Ammo At Zuccotti Park
Lonely Conservative: Occupy The W Hotel!
Power Line: James Hansen And The Corruption Of Science
Maggie’s Farm: UC President Protects #OWS But Not Jews
Verum Serum: Hazmat Crew Called In To Remove 200 Pounds Of Feces Near Occupy Santa Cruz Camp
Jihad Watch: Ron Paul Says Flawed US Policies Led To 9/11
Weasel Zippers: Berkeley Woman Attacked By Irate For Not Joining #OWS Protest


SOTD: Casanova

FMJRA 2.0: DESTROY ALL MONSTERS COMMAS

— compiled by Wombat-socho

‘You Have to Answer for Santino, Carlo’

Remembering Newt’s Awfulness

‘Frothing Degenerate Mob’ Would Make a Great Name for a Punk-Rock Band

Indoctrination: What the Occupiers Believe and Why They Believe It

Spartanburg Remainders: CBS Debate Inspires Media Fear and Loathing

Perry Aides Dissing Gingrich Campaign?

Unexpectedly, Puffington Host Editors Face Uncertainty About The Founders

Why The Whining About Debates?

LIVE AT FIVE – 11.14.11

It Ain’t ‘Whining’ If the Bias Is Real

That’s What I’m Talking About

Greta Scooped Me, But That’s OK

‘The People Who Peddle This Stuff Deserve Neither Respect, Nor Credit For Good Intentions, Which In Fact They Lack’

ObamaCare Granted Certiorari

Rule 5 Monday

‘Sugar Baby’ Seeks ‘Successful Mentor’

LIVE AT FIVE – 11.16.11

Aw, C’mon, Governor Perry

Good Question, Tina

VIDEO: Rep. Allen West Serves Up The Red Meat Clip Of The Year

Of Course Kagan Will Not Recuse Herself

How Bad Is Newt Gingrich?

LIVE AT FIVE – 11.17.11

An Advice Columnist Who Obviously Never Knew Me Back in the Day

#OWS Protester Discovers Free Speech Doesn’t Cover Firebombing Macy’s

 

Steven Crowder’s Latest, Plus The #Occupy Anthem: Anarchy Burger!

 

Da Tech Guy Covering Herman Cain’s Appearance Today in Nashua, N.H.

I Watch MSNBC So You Don’t Have To: S.E. Cupp Nerd Glasses Edition

Updated: Irish WTF? VIDEO: Notwithstanding Daniel Hannan, Is Nigel Farage The Only Man In Brussels With Hair #1?

#OWS ‘Day of Action’: Many Hippies Arrested; Unfortunately, None Shot

LIVE AT FIVE – 11.18.11

Muscular Statesman Harry Reid Drips Testosterone And Leadership Everywhere In Remarks On Stupor Committee

A Quick Search On ‘Waxman’ In
‘Throw Them All Out’ Turned Up Nothing

Doug Hoffman Forgives Newt Gingrich?

Today: Da Tech Guy on Da Radio Celebrates Da First Anniversary
Occupy Sexual Assault: Disrespect for Private Property Has Consequences

Is This It? Newt Says GOP Choice Will ‘Come Down to Mitt and Me’

Augh, that took forever. Top linkers this week were:

  1. Lonely Conservative (13)
  2. Don Surber (8)
  3. (tied) The Camp Of The Saints and Daily Pundit (7)

Thanks for your patience. Rule 5 Sunday will be on Monday this week.

A Couple of Great Songs From 1979

This was a jammin’ little funky tune by one-hit wonder Roger Voudouris, but I’d never seen this video before and . . . well, close your eyes and it’s still a jammin’ little funky tune:

Just checked Wikipedia and Voudouris, who died in 2003, was not gay, no matter what that video might make you think. Anyway . . .

Same year, different genre — pure pop from Nick Lowe:

There was some awesome music in 1979. Just sayin’ . . .