Salon Trashes Zooey Deschanel; Dustbury Hardest Hit

by Smitty

I have no problem admitting Zooey is totally Rule 5. A brunette Meg Ryan, even. She even does some recording, in addition to acting roles, with a delightfully retro feel:

Maybe Zooey is insufficiently trashy. Her new show was panned at Salon:

In fact, there are times in tonight’s pilot where Deschanel’s character, Jessica Day — a goofy, highly emotional quasi-basket case recovering from a busted relationship with a cheater named Spencer — seems as though what she needs isn’t True Love, but tough love, or very strong medication. To its credit, “New Girl” seems inclined to critique the Deschanel screen persona when it’s not celebrating it as irresistibly darling. “I could pretend to be more like you, and live on a sparkly rainbow, drive a unicorn around and just sing all the time,” a more jaded female friend tells her. That’s a good start, but it’s really not enough to sustain a very thin, very cutesy sitcom that rarely rises above the merely pleasant.

What should she do, a duet with Katy Perry?

Meanwhile, deep in Oklahoma, a blogger plots courses of action.

Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell: Don’t Care

by Smitty

Via American Power, I guess some policy thing or other happened having to do with Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.

While I’m essentially done with my military involvement, I’m confident that my opinion is mirrored by a huge chunk, if not the overwhelming bulk, of people in uniform: we don’t care. Specifically, no one really cares about anybody else’s junk. Sure, we live and conduct personal hygiene in some relatively immodest ways. Yes, the transcript veers a bit into the graphic from time to time. Indeed, there was some historically reactionary attitude offered toward the alternative lifestyles crowd.

Yet the military is first and foremost about rounds on target in support and defense of the U.S. Constitution. It has never been about being a dating service. My personal interests, sexual or otherwise, have never been a priority. We’re walking back our liberty to behind a line drawn by the UCMJ so that, when the time is up, that liberty is preserved and maximally enjoyable.

I bear no ill will to anyone over their sexuality. Indeed, I have known some gay service members. It never passed the ‘so, what?’ test. The military mission just has no sexual component.

What I hope will be clear to all parties involved is that this was no military decision. It was a political decision, not pure and simple, but impure and complex. The alternative lifestyles crowd may or may not represent a significant constituency within the military (I doubt it, both for reasons of history and temperment) but they appear to contribute cash and work hours to Lefty causes.

Cynically, the Left has used sexual liberation to paper over its strangulation of liberty. In the manner of the thieving tart, the Left has stroked the public erogenous zones with the one hand, while picking the pocket with the other. This military drive-by on DADT is more of same.

My prediction is that, years on, this event shall have proven as meaningful as the President’s budget. The percentage of homosexuals serving in the military will probably hold constant, and the military bias favoring ‘form follows function’ shall be about what it’s always been. The Administration could as well have issued an Executive Order stating 2+2=5. Such thinking was confined to the budget, however.

Update: linked at Daily Pundit.

Could Michelle Bachmann’s PAC Please Quit Calling My House?

by Smitty

I have the utmost respect for Michelle Bachmann, but her fund raising minions are really irritating Commander-in-Chief, House (CINCHOUSE). And when CINCHOUSE isn’t happy, no one is happy. Michelle’s courage and long-term effort in support of conservative causes are admired and respected. I will contribute further to the PAC when funds are available. At the moment, the robo-calling is truly annoying and not helping matters.

Request the correct people locate the Chris Smith entry in Alexandria, VA and eliminate it from the calling database.

Thanks in advance!

Google & Bing Treating Rick Santorum To Some Of That ‘New Tone’

by Smitty

Alan Colmes points to Roll Call, where something completely tasteless is on display:

Try it for yourself: Enter “Rick Santorum” into Google. In a fraction of a second you’ll have hundreds of thousands of results. But two of the top four cite a graphic definition for a sexual neologism. In this case, the neologism is a reference to anal sex.

This, of course, is no accident.

Santorum himself sounded slightly defeated when asked about it recently.

“It’s one guy. You know who it is. The Internet allows for this type of vulgarity to circulate. It’s unfortunate that we have someone who obviously has some issues. But he has an opportunity to speak,” Santorum told Roll Call.

The number one Google result is the same sick URL as the third one on Bing. And, sure Google bombs are a game anyone with a script and a sick bent can engineer. And no, having the government regulate this is as sick an idea as that unspeakable link itself.

A couple of points:

  • If you’re doing right right thing, as Rick Santorum is, you’re going to offend some evil people. It would be a Left-handed compliment, if the Google bomb wasn’t so foul and debased.
  • Conservatives need to rally and support Rick Santorum, and anyone else taking the struggle to the foe. If you think that Western civilization isn’t under a continuous assault by the forces of nihilism, you need to wake up, pronto.
  • Rick Santorum is an intriguing conservative leader, because he has already served in the Senate, and thus knows the ropes, but has spent some years outside the beltway, and thus has some clue about, you know, America. The list of candidates with that mix is quite short.
  • Lisa Graas is a staunch supporter. Probably worth 1% of the vote in the primaries right there.

I hope that the search engines can find some solution that lets leaders of all parties focus attention away from crass, sophomoric attacks like this one on Santorum. Blogs should point out these abuses when they occur, so that this sort of abuse becomes more of an advertisement for the target than an effective attack. In the final analysis, that may be the preferred way to combat this.

God bless you and your campaign, Mr. Santorum.

Bonus Santorum: going after a waffling Perry for being a flip-flopper. Why does Santorum hate comfortable footwear?

The Avoidance of Responsibility: Liberals Exculpate Themselves for Obama’s Failure

Nothing is more important to liberals than avoiding responsiblity for the failures of liberalism, and the debacle that is the Obama administration thus requires extraordinary efforts at blameshifting and scapegoating. Fortunately for liberals, there is Ron Suskind’s Confidence Men, a new book that tells them what they want to hear.

You can read Dave Weigel’s “Where It All Went Wrong” and David Graham’s “9 Juicy Bits from Ron Suskind’s Book” and see how Confidence Men permits liberals to admit that Obama is a stuttering clusterf–k of a miserable failure without having to admit that liberalism has failed.

The key scene in the book, according to both Weigel and Graham, is when Sen. Byron Dorgan (D-N.D.) denounces the president’s economic team, shouting at Obama: “You’ve picked the wrong people. I don’t understand how you could do this. You’ve picked the wrong people!”

What did Dorgan mean by this? Graham cites a passage where one attendee at meetings of the president’s National Economic Council tells Suskind: “Each morning at the economic briefing it was like we were debating Krugman.”

That is to say, the left wing and the far-left wing of Obama’s economic team were divided,. the more radical among them agreeing with Paul Krugman that the 2009 “stimulus” was too small. There was apparently no one in the Obama White House who expressed any skepticism toward the Keynesian theory behind the $800 billion stimulus. It was, instead, a debate between Larry Summers and his moderate Keynesian allies, on the one hand, and the Krugman-influenced advocates of a more aggresive Keynesianism.

Summers won this struggle, at least in the short term, and thus emerges as one of the villains of Suskind’s book, so that liberals reading Confidence Men may therefore believe that Obama’s failure vindicates Krugman and other far-left critics of the administration’s economic policy.

What we are likely to get from the liberals, then, is an explanatory narrative much like the one that prevailed circa 2003-05, when repeated Democratic electoral and legislative defeats were explained as resulting from timidity on the part of Democrats.

“We need to fight, fight, fight!” was the cry of the DKos crowd during the mid-Bush years, and this Fightin’ Liberal mentality is apt to dominate conversations on the Left during the 2012 campaign season. We have already seen the administration/re-election campaing rolling out this combative posture, first in Obama’s Sept. 8 jobs speech — “Pass this bill right away!” — and then in Monday’s budget speech — “pay their fair share!”

As silly as this Fightin’ Liberal act seems to conservatives, who see it for the hokey political show-biz stunt it is, Obama’s partisan bully-boy act is just the sort of populist gesturing that we might expect from Democrats who think they’ve failed because they weren’t liberal enough. And that’s the only explanation of Obama’s failure that liberals can accept.

Many conservative commentators have enjoyed the unflattering portrait that Suskind’s book provides of the Obama administration as a place where there are “no adults in charge,” and where the president himself is clearly unready for the managerial tasks of the office. But while this view vindicates conservatives who warned in 2008 that Obama’s background did not prepare him for the presidency — he had no previous executive experience — it nonetheless isolates Obama the man as the source of the failure, rather than the liberal philosophy that controlled Obama’s administration.

Just as liberals never blamed liberalism for the failures of Lyndon Johnson or Jimmy Carter, so also will liberals insist that Obama’s political failures be attributed to something other than his liberal policies.

The Dream is dead — long live The Dream!

LIVE AT FIVE – 09.21.11

— compiled by Wombat-socho


TOP NEWS
America Expands Drone Bases In Africa, Arabia

A drone waits to take off against jihadis on the Af-Pak border

New bases in Ethiopia and the Seychelles aim to cripple Al Qaeda attempts to shift operations away from Afghanistan

Another Chapter Of Destruction For Japan
Typhoon Roke hits already-devastated Fukushima prefecture



Georgia Pardons Board Denies Clemency For Troy Davis
Convicted cop-killer’s appeals exhausted



POLITICS
Political Shift In California Trips Brown

Governor Jerry Brown reviews documents with his wife and a staffer

“The Republicans won’t do what I want!” governor complains

Supremes Halt Execution Of Former Army Recruiter

House Disaster Vote Sets Up Showdown With Senate

Gallup: Economic Pessimism Deepens, And It’s All Obama’s Fault


Solyndra Officials To Take The Fifth

Report: Limits Needed On Police GPS Tracking

Taxpayers Foot The Bill For DOJ’s $16 Muffins



THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Euro Stocks Lower As Investors Await Outcome Of Fed Meeting
Fed Looks To Ease Policy As US Outlook Dims
UAW Pitches GM Deal As “Jobs, Jobs, Jobs”
Oracle Expects Solid Q2
IMF: World Economy Entering “Dangerous New Phase”
Power Customers May Foot Bill For Merger Layoffs
Gold Edges Up Ahead Of Fed Decision
Google+ Opens To Public
Antitrust Enforcers Looking Into Google Ad Rates For Microsoft
Comcast Begins $9.99 Broadband Rollout For Low-Income Families



SPORTS
Pac-12 Conference Pulls Expansion Off The Table

Pac-12 Commissioner Larry Scott

No entry for Oklahoma, Texas

Kershaw Wins 20th As Dodgers Fell Giants

Yankees Beat Rays, Close In On AL East Title

Papelbon Takes The Hit As Sox Lose To O’s

Cards Win In A Pinch With Six-Run Seventh

Reds Top Astros 6-4

Morton Shuts Down Snakes, Alvarez Homers In Pirates’ 5-3 Win

Turkish Soccer League Imposes Unique Hooliganism Sanction: Only  Women And Children Admitted For Two Games

Nationals Sweep Phillies In Day-Night Doubleheader



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Premiere draws over 28 million viewers

Other CBS comedies also did well

Tareq Salahi Calls Michaele A “Groupie Slut”

Dancer Formerly Known As Ron Artest Gets The Boot From DWTS


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FOREIGNERS
Afghans Gather To Mourn Former President Slain By Jihadi Bomber
French Want Palestinians To Drop UN Bid
India Quake Toll Hits 91, Dozens Still Missing
3 Dead. 34 Injured In Ankara Bomb Attack
Mexico Still Waiting For Answers On Fast & Furious
Nork, ROK Nuclear Envoys To Meet In Beijing



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AmSpecBlog: Gary Johnson Gets Another Shot
Power Line: Shock Poll?
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NRO Corner: Santorum Calls Perry Flip-Flopper
Jawa Report: Charles Johnson Has A New Title
Bob Owens: Gunwalker’s Body Count Grows, Along With Administration’s Coverup
FireDogLake: All The Right People Hate Obama’s Deficit Plan
Ed Morrissey: Has Obama Quit Already?
Atlas Shrugs: Ezra Levant – “Take Your Secret Saudi Threats And Shove Them”


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