Obama Declares Moral Bankruptcy: ‘No Social Security Checks Next Month!’

A political limbo dance: How low can he go?

President Obama on Tuesday said he cannot guarantee that retirees will receive their Social Security checks August 3 if Democrats and Republicans in Washington do not reach an agreement on reducing the deficit in the coming weeks.


(Via Memeorandum.)

Doug Powers: “Hopefully Social Security recipients are familiar with chess, because they’re now officially pawns in the president’s debt ceiling game.”

UPDATE: Who can we count on to spin it exactly the way Democrats want to spin it? Alan Colmes:

Social Security, Veteran, Disabililty Checks
In Peril If Republicans Won’t Agree To Deal

Read that headline carefully and ask yourself, what’s missing? Democrats.

Democrats are insisting that there can be no budget deal unless the deal includes tax increases. Yet Obama and the Democrats want to spin this (as Colmes obligingly does) as a story about Republican intransigence.

It is Republicans, they want you to believe, who are imperiling Granny’s pension check, because Republicans “won’t agree to a deal.” And in their coverage of this negotiation, it is vitally important to the liberal media that Granny never be encouraged to ask herself one question: “Why are Democrats insisting on a tax increase?”

UPDATE II: Don Surber has the budget facts. The facts are not friendly to Obama and Democrats, which is why they’re lying.

That Mr. G Guy: “Well, at least he isn’t trying to use our troops as hostages again.” Not today. Maybe tomorrow. Be patient and enjoy the show. I’m sure Democrats and the media (but I repeat myself) have got this kabuki dance choreographed all the way to the end.

UPDATE III: Michelle Malkin has a “Whiskey Tango Foxtrot” reaction to Senate GOP leader Mitch McConnell’s offer of pre-emptive Republican surrender.

UPDATE IV: The all-purpose punchline of an era: “They told me if I voted for John McCain . . . the President would stop paying social security to our most vulnerable elderly and disabled Americans — and they were right!”

UPDATE V: Linked by Bob Belvedere a t Camp of the Saints and by Andrea Shea King at the Radio Patriot — thanks!

UPDATE VI: Linked by The Lonely Conservative — thanks!

PREVIOUSLY:

Internet Threatened By Uncle Sam’s Misguided Children And Rule 5, But Mostly USMC

by Smitty

Once upon a time, Mila Kunis was on the beach.

And she got a bit of sand on her foot.
A lonely Marine with an eagle eye, in a place of much sand on the other side of the world, seeing this, decided to, as Marines will, take the beach. Also, the lady. To the Marine Corps Birthday ball this November.

At first, she was filled with trepidation.

But then, none other than Justin Timberlake interceded.

After questioning her publicist if she knew about the invitation, the clearly flattered 27-year-old actress agreed.
“I’ll go, I’ll do it for you,” she said, turning to Timberlake. “Are you going to come?”
“They don’t want me! They want you,” Timberlake responded. “You need to do it for your country.”
Kunis nodded.
“I’ll do it,” she confirmed.

The bad news is that the rest of the bachelors in the Marine Corps, doughty men all, and not easily outdone, have now set about composing lists of women they want to invite to the ball. So, if you’re trying to do anything in the near future, and the internet no worky-worky, it’s probably some jarheads uploading videos to beg starlets to go out with them. As soon as some trust Navy Corspman helps the jarheads figure out the packaging on their camcorders.
 

The End.

Note to POTUS: the ‘p’ in corpsman, as with the one in Marine Corps, is still silent.
(h/t Gerard, Photos from Mavrixonline)

Update: Don Surber accuses me of jealousy, and points out that Kunis also does voice-over for a cartoon character. I am not jealous. Much. Often. Frequently. Not me.
More M.K. at the Donald Douglas digs.

How Can Any Conservative Support Caylee’s Law?

by Smitty

Newton’s Fourth Law:

For every tragic action, there is a correspondingly idiotic, bureaucratic jerk of the knee, whose only real effects are to throw liberty further off balance, and make it a still easier prey for lawyers.

From Volokh:

The recent controversial acquittal of Casey Anthony has stimulated efforts in many states to enact “Caylee’s Law” as a response. The law would require parents to report a missing child to the authorities within 24 hours, and the death of a child within 1 hour. If they fail to do either, they would be guilty of a felony (a federal one if the law is enacted by Congress).

Let this be a campaign point. Let a thousand attack ads flourish against any politician sponsoring legislation that is pure emotional pandering, and which is more despicable than the evil act which spawned the legislation.

‘An Emerging Awareness’

The New York Times on the slippery-slope beat:

Kody Brown is a proud polygamist, and a relatively famous one. Now Mr. Brown, his four wives and 16 children and stepchildren are going to court to keep from being punished for it. . . .
On Wednesday, the Browns are expected to file a lawsuit to challenge the polygamy law.
The lawsuit is not demanding that states recognize polygamous marriage. Instead, the lawsuit builds on a 2003 United States Supreme Court decision, Lawrence v. Texas, which struck down state sodomy laws as unconstitutional intrusions on the “intimate conduct” of consenting adults. It will ask the federal courts to tell states that they cannot punish polygamists for their own “intimate conduct” so long as they are not breaking other laws, like those regarding child abuse, incest or seeking multiple marriage licenses.

And the majority opinion in Lawrence v. Texas, as quoted in Justice Antonin Scalia’s dissent:

“[W]e think that our laws and traditions in the past half century are of most relevance here. These references show an emerging awareness that liberty gives substantial protection to adult persons in deciding how to conduct their private lives in matters pertaining to sex.”

What can we say when such an awareness just suddenly starts emerging? And what possible objection can any liberal voice in the matter, without attempting to “impose morality” on Kody Brown and his wives?


‘They Aren’t Sitting on Their Sofas Trying to Fill a Quota on a Content Farm’

And “thank God” for that, says laid-off journalist-turned-blogger Susannah Breslin:

This is what the state of journalism is today: a mess.

Tell it, sister! The expression “content farm” would describe, inter alia, Demand Media, which reportedly pays as little as $15 per article for freelance contributions. At that rate, you could write 30 articles a month and collect $450. PBS did a story about “content farms” last year.

Yesterday, Ladd Ehlinger Jr. actually suggested we should create a different kind of “content farm,” after the model of HuffPo’s write-for-free deal to bloggers: Hey, kiddies, here’s your chance to be published on a big fancy name-brand site and “get your name out there.”

But I explained to Ladd that (a) I couldn’t stand the vast negative karma we would accrue by rolling that way, and (b) working with volunteer contributors brings with it the essential problem of all volunteer organizations, namely that you can’t fire anybody: “You’ve screwed up once too often! You’re fired! No more writing for free!” Continue reading ‘They Aren’t Sitting on Their Sofas Trying to Fill a Quota on a Content Farm’ →

LIVE AT FIVE – 07.12.11

— compiled by Wombat-socho
TOP NEWS
Obama Presses, But Boehner Stands Firm

Pelosi, Boehner, Obama and Reid

House GOP unimpressed by scary talk about debt defaults; not going to roll over and “eat their peas” on President’s tax hike proposal, either



US Accuses Syria Of Unleashing Attacks On Embassies
Syrian troops stood by, did nothing


Secretary Clinton: Pakistan Must Cooperate To Ensure Military Aid

Could halt in aid push Pakis further into the arms of the PRC?



POLITICS
Gingrich: GOP Can’t Win Without The TEA Party

Newt Gingrich answers questions in Pella, Iowa

Says he’s in it to the end, but social conservatives are unimpressed by his refusal to sign Family Leader pledge

Proposal To Split California On Again


Court Tells Administration To Clarify Stance On Gays In The Military

FBI Probes How Stun Gun Got Onto Jet Blue Flight

Alan Grayson Running For Congress Again

Incandescent Bulbs Defended By House GOP Against Obama Opposition



THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Euro Falls To Four-Month Low Against Yen On Italy Concerns
Shareholders Sue News Corp. Over Phone Hacking Scandal
Cisco May Cut 5000 Jobs In August
Crude From SPR Fetches Up To $109 A Barrel
Peoples’ Bank Of China Tries To Assuage Fears Over Local Debt In PRC
Dunkin’ Baking Up $461 Million Stock Offer
Amazon Seeks Ballot Measure To Repeal California Tax
HP Realigns PC Unit With Eye Toward Increasing WebOS Sales
Smell The Fear: Apple Sues HTC Again
AntiSec Claims To Have Stolen Military E-Mail Addresses, Passwords

Google Books Partners With An e-Reader: The iRiver Story HD



SPORTS
Yankees’ Robinson Cano Wins Home Run Derby

Robinson Cano celebrates his victory in the Home Run Derby

Edges Red Sox’ Adrian Gonzalez 32-31 in third round

US Women Making World Cup A Hot Topic Again, Just Like 1999

All-Star Game A Matter Of Pride For Kansas City

ESPN Sues Ohio State Over Public Records Request

Top Picks May Take Big Hit In Any NFL Deal

All-Star Game Dropouts Fuel Concern About Process



FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
So Sarge, I Hear You’ve Got A Hot Date For The Marine Ball…

Yes he did - and Mila Kunis is going to the Marine Ball. 🙂

The original invitation
Mila says yes!

An Open Letter To LA Times Writer Patt Morrison

Brooke Mueller Back On Crack?

“Jersey Shore” Official Italian Portrait

Drunken, Jobless Actor Trashes Letterman’s Theater

“Celebrity Rehab” On Indefinite Hiatus

New Rebecca Black Single “My Moment” Release July 18

Sissy Spacek Approves Of Lindsay Lohan For “Carrie” Remake

Johnny Depp And Disney Team Up For “Night Stalker” Movie



FOREIGNERS
Russia Begins Investigation Into Volga River Cruise Disaster
As Ramadan Approaches, Libyan Rebels Worry About Mounting Odds

Drone Missile Spree Kills 30 Jihadis In Pakistan
Israel Airport Protest Fizzles; Twelve Await Deportation To UK



BLOGS & STUFF
Allahpundit: Boehner – Let’s Face It, Obama’s In Re-election Mode
Troglopundit: One Last Post About The Federal Budget (And The Payroll Tax In Particular)

PJ Tatler: The Collision Of Narcissism And Reality
JustOneMinute: Pretty Ambitious Kabuki
The Lonely Conservative: Michelle Obama’s 1500-Calorie Lunch
Moe Lane: We Shall Have Alan Grayson To Kick Around Some More
The Jawa Report: When Do We Start Bombing Pakistan Back To The Stone Age?
Verum Serum: Liberals Love Free Speech Like Fish Love Bicycles (Video)
Marginal Revolution: The Great Fiction
Weasel Zippers: Obama Says Job Losses “Evidence” The Stimulus Worked


UPDATE: Instalanche!

Vadum: Obama Administration Gave ACORN More Than $500,000 This Year

Investigative reporter Matthew Vadum is author of the new book, Subversion, Inc.: How Obama’s ACORN Red Shirts are Still Terrorizing and Ripping Off American Taxpayers, and he just broke another huge scoop. Having previously reported that ACORN got $80,000 in federal funding despite a congressional ban, it now turns out the actual number was much, much bigger:

I discovered Obama’s Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) gave ACORN another $461,086 in January. The funds were earmarked for ACORN Housing Corp. in January under HUD’s Self-help Homeownership Opportunity Program (SHOP), according to the government website USAspending.gov.
In order words, the Obama administration gave fraud-ridden ACORN nearly a half million dollars to be used on housing development.
The administration isn’t even trying to conceal the fact that it gave this money to ACORN.
USAspending.gov identifies the recipient as “ACORN Housing Corporation Inc.” even though that nonprofit entity filed papers last year legally changing its name to Affordable Housing Centers of America (AHCOA).
The website also provides the address of record for ACORN Housing as 1024 Elysian Fields Avenue, New Orleans, Louisiana. That’s the renovated funeral home that until recently served as headquarters for ACORN’s 370-plus shady affiliates.
This means the Obama administration has given at least $540,905 in taxpayer money to ACORN this calendar year alone.

Read the whole thing. And be sure to buy his new book!