My Adorable 8-Year-Old Daughter Just Thanked Me for a Turkey Sandwich

Turkey and cheese on a croissant, to be more specific. It happened that Reagan and I were the only ones at home at lunchtime today, so when I went up to the kitchen to pour myself another cup of coffee, she came to me and said, “Dad, could you please fix me some lunch?”

Sure, I said, and she answered, “Thanks! You’re the best Dad ever!”

Perhaps you’re a parent and you’re saying to yourself, “My children have never thanked me for a turkey sandwich. What’s this McCain guy’s secret?”

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A. Two Famous Politicians Who Make Headlines But Will Never Be President

Q. Who are John Edwards and Rudy Giuliani?

Politico has to rely on the National Enquirer as a source for their “John Edwards to Marry His Baby Mama” story. As the man famously said, there are “Two Americas,” and in the liberal America where people used to take Edwards seriously, he’s now just the punchline to a preposterous joke. Of course, out here in the other America, where people have common sense, Silky Pony was always a joke.

As to this “Rudy 2012” nonsense — well, that’s what it is, nonsense. It was also nonsense in 2008, yet there were enough idiots who took it seriously that Rudy collected $59 million to win zero delegates. (Give me $59 million so I can run for president, and I’m pretty sure I could get at least one delegate, maybe in South Carolina.)

Other than providing employment to opportunistic GOP operatives willing to collect a paycheck from a big-name campaign, what did Giuliani’s 2008 presidential candidacy accomplish? It sucked up a lot of media and money and debate time just so Rudy could remind people that Republicans don’t like terrorists and dictators. And sucked up just enough votes to help John McCain win Florida.

I got nothing against Giuliani, honestly, but I’ve got $20 that says Herman Cain will get more Iowa caucus votes than Rudy, and I doubt there’s anyone who knows anything about politics who’ll take that bet.

UPDATE: Ace of Spades:

“The Republican Party is a right-side party, period, and this idea that a moderate ‘savior’ is going to come in and win is silly.”

In that post, Ace expresses a moderate pro-choice position that tempted me to write a separate post with the headline, “Why Does Ace ♥ Baby-Killers?” or maybe, “Why Is Ace of Spades Promoting ‘States Rights’ Like Lester Maddox?”

But the traffic suckage hasn’t reached the stage where I feel the need to gin up a phony flame war just to get hits.

Yet.

Knocked Up and Sexy

Yeah, we’re talking about Natalie Portman again. Princess Amidala is now famously pregnant with her own little Luke Skywalker, and People magazine has the latest:

Pregnant Natalie Portman kept her hand on her growing baby bump at Wednesday’s People’s Choice Awards in L.A.
For her first awards show appearance since announcing her pregnancy and engagement to dancer/choreographer Benjamin Millilpied, Portman, 29, wore a loose-fitting, frilled short blue Jason Wu shift dress and mesh Dior pumps.

Some people hate it when I use “knocked up” as a term to describe pregnancy. They consider it coarse and vulgar. They’d prefer I use a more polite term like “got a bun in the oven.”

Of course, Portman’s still in the morning-sickness phase of pregnancy, which sucks. The best part of pregnancy — let me hear you testify, people! — is third-trimester sex.

BTW, I got that story about Portman via today’s “Live at Five,” which is a feature Wombat produces every weekday morning. “Live at Five” is a great round-up of essential headlines that goes online at 5 a.m. Eastern so readers begin each day with the news they need to know.

“Live at Five” is a good reason to subscribe to The Other McCain via Wikio so you don’t miss a thing. Because when Natalie Portman starts squeezing out that puppy . . .

If John Boehner’s Lost Nick Gillespie …

. . . well, he’s lost libertarians in leather jackets:

Memo to Speaker Boehner: If You Won a Congessional Majority Because You Pledged to Cut Spending and You Can’t Think of a Single Program to Cut Now, Please Go Home

That’s the headline on a Gillespie post at Reason magazine’s Hit & Run blog after Boehner’s interview with NBC’s Brian Williams:

WILLIAMS: Name a program right now that we could do without.
BOEHNER: I don’t think I have one off the top of my head.

Yeah. Kinda troubling. You know what’s also kinda troubling? The way Nick’s rattling the tip jar for Reason:

Dude, they’ve got Koch money and they’re shaking their tip jar.

I ain’t got no Koch money. You really ought to hit my tip jar. You don’t want me to get all choked up, do you?

UPDATE: Wow, you can’t say those Koch people aren’t Internet-savvy. As soon as I posted this, I noticed a Google ad in the sidebar: “Learn More About Koch,” with a link to the Web site of the David H. Koch Charitable Foundation.

Evidently they’re a wee bit sensitive about blog criticism, and they want you to know they’re against cancer.

So much for those rumors of them being pro-cancer.

Calling the Democrats’ Bluff

Armed with a rather bizarre CBO estimate — claiming to show that repealing ObamaCare would actually increase the deficit — the president is now trying to push Republicans off their game:

President Obama officially drew a line in the sand Thursday evening, threatening to veto House Republicans’ attempt to repeal Obama’s landmark healthcare law.
In a statement of administration policy released by the Office of Management and Budget (OMB), the administration said that repeal would “would explode the deficit, raise costs for the American people and businesses, deny an estimated 32 million people health insurance, and take us back to the days when insurers could deny, limit or drop coverage for any American.”

Of course he would veto it — if it were to pass the Senate, which it almost certainly won’t do before 2013. The whole point of having a vote in the House on repeal now is to force Democrats to vote on it. There are still a few “moderate” Democrats in the House who got re-elected after making a big deal during the campaign about their votes against ObamaCare.

Good. Now let’s see if they’ll vote to repeal it.

Boehner’s got the votes to pass the repeal, and then it will be up to Republicans in the Senate to try to maneuver the repeal bill forward to get a vote there. It’s important to get Democrats on the record either for or against repealing this godawful unconstitutional monstrosity.

ObamaCare has never been popular, and if Democrats are the party of ObamaCare, they’ll get their asses kicked again in 2012. Republicans ought not let themselves be bluffed into folding a winning hand.


LIVE AT FIVE – 1.7.10

TOP NEWS
Voting Against Pelosi Could Have Consequences For Blue Dogs

Ex-Speaker Pelosi reacts to applause after 112th Congress convenes

Nineteen votes for other candidates most defections in House history

Gates Calls For Cuts To Army, Marines
47,000 soldiers and Marines to be cut under budget-reduction pressure from White House

President Puts Plans To Woo Business Into Gear
Appointment of Daley as adviser been as first step in bringing more pro-business voices into Obama’s circle



POLITICS
Pentagon Anticipates $78 Billion In Cuts Over Next Five Years

SecDef Gates, JCS Chairman Admiral Mullen brief the press

Most savings to come from troop cuts, civilian pay freeze, closing Joint Forces Command HQ

A Shift In Tactics, But Not Ideology?
GOP Rejects CBO Report On Cost Of Repealing Obamacare

House GOP Challenges Obama On Debt Limit

Former CIA Officer Busted For Leaking To NY Times Reporter



THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Facebook Sets Stage For 2012 IPO
Dollar Steady Vs. Euro, Yen After Mixed Start
Treasuries Higher After Rise In Unemployment
CES 2011: Incremental Upgrades, Tablets mark This Year’s Show (Video)
Lady Gaga Unveils Polaroid Sunglasses Camera, Photo Printer
Stolen ITunes Accounts For Sale In PRC



SPORTS
Luck Smiles On College Football World

Stanford QB Andrew Luck

Much-touted Stanford QB stays in college

Dolphins Stick With Sparano

He Won’t Quack Under Pressure

Tiger Woods, Golf Digest Part Ways After 13 Years

After Slump, Manning’s Season Looks Up



FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
Raven-Symone: Only I Found Myself Attractive When I Was Heavy

Raven-Symone before & after weight loss

Strain of doing “That’s So Raven” contributed to weight problem

Jamie Pressly Busted For DUI

Felony Charges Dismissed Against Anna Nicole Smith’s Former BF Howard K. Stern

American Idol: Nobody Misses Simon

Rapper T.I. Gets Frisky With Wife, Gets Prison Punishment

Natalie Portman Shows Off Pregnancy Curves At People’s Choice Awards


Elizabeth Edwards Leaves John Out Of Her Will

Paula Abdul’s “Live To Dance” Drops 25% From Premiere



FOREIGNERS
This Christmas Solemn, Not Festive For Egypt’s Copts
Thousands of Egyptian Muslims join Copts at Mass as sign of solidarity against terror attacks; services televised nationally, attended by President Mubarak’s sons
Gbagbo Expels British, Canadian Ambassadors
Southern Sudanese In U.S. To Vote On Independence
Afghan Tribal Leader Attacked After Rallying To Coalition Against Taliban
Paki PM Pulls Petrol Price Increase On Demand By Opposition


BLOGS & STUFF
Althouse: Juan Williams Reacts To Firing Of Ellen Weiss
AmSpecBlog: ObamaCare Repeal And Fiscal Responsibility
Pirate’s Cove: Bill Introduced To Do Away With Executive Branch “Czars”
NRO: Chamber of Commerce, AFL-CIO To Unite Against Threat Of Infrastructure Cuts
Jennifer Rubin: Rep. Lamar Smith Issues First DOJ Oversight Letter
Blackfive: Pentagon To Cut $78, 70,000 Soldiers & Marines…But No Civilians?
Hit & Run: “No One Said Loving Free Markets Was Easy”
Doug Ross: 50 GOP Reps Sponsor Bill To Block EPA From Regulating Greenhouse Gases

— compiled by Wombat-socho

The Burden of Young Genius

“There is . . . a new generation of young, sophistic bloggers who offer their wisdom from the New York-Washington corridor. They are usually graduates of America’s elite colleges and navigate in an upscale urban landscape. One, the Washington Post’s 26-year-old Ezra Klein, recently scoffed to his readers that a bothersome U.S. Constitution was “100 years old” and had ‘no binding power on anything.'”
— Victor Davis Hanson, “The New Sophists,” Real Clear Politics

“The perversity I want to understand starts in the ’60s. What happened? This: intellectuals took over the elite.”
— David Gelernter, Drawing Life: Surviving the Unabomber

The trend toward standardized testing and a nationwide competition for admission to the most selective schools was the mechanism by which the change described by Gelernter took place. The Internet has made the effects of this change more glaring than ever, especially among young writers like Ezra Klein.

There have always been intellectual prodigies. One might say Bill Buckley was one such, achieving national fame at age 25 with his 1951 book, God and Man at Yale. But Buckley (who had served in World War II) at least had to write a manuscript and find a publisher, whereas nowadays any brainy young person with a Blogspot site can address a potentially worldwide readership instantly without intermediation or editorial supervision.

Klein became a blogger in 2003 at age 19 and, two years later, was already a well-known member of the liberal blogosphere when he moved to Washington, D.C., to join the staff of The American Prospect (a publication whose existence he discovered via a link from Instapundit). Intelligence and eloquence are very important attributes in a writer, but are no substitutes for knowledge and experience, in which even very bright young people are generally deficient. Being catapulted to such prominence — an influential voice in national politics — at such an early age inevitably encourages intellectual hubris.

It used to be that the world of journalism required a certain amount of dues-paying. In his memoir The Prince of Darkness, Robert Novak remarked that when he joined the D.C. bureau of the Associated Press at age 27 (by which time he’d been a reporter more than a decade, having begun as a sports writer for the Joliet Herald while still in high school) he was the only member of the bureau under 30. It took Novak four more years to become chief congressional correspondent for the Wall Street Journal, and it was another two years after that before he began writing a syndicated column with Rowland Evans.

Dave Weigel has admitted that his early success contributed to the hubris that preceded his Icarus-like undoing in the JouroList scandal. Perhaps Ezra Klein will avoid such an embarrassment, but the perils that afflict the young and brainy in the Internet age will continue.