The Hallucinogenic Effects of Centrism: ‘WTF Is David Brooks Smoking?’

That’s Dan Riehl’s reaction to the latest eruption of elitist idiocy from the “conservative” New York Times columnist:

Let’s imagine a character named Ben. A couple of decades ago, Ben went to high school.
It wasn’t easy. His parents were splitting up. His friends would cut class to smoke weed. His sister got pregnant. But Ben worked hard and graduated with decent grades and then studied at East Stroudsburg University and the University of Phoenix.
That wasn’t easy either. Ben would like to have majored in history, but he needed a skill so he studied hotel management. Others spent their college years partying, but Ben worked hard. After graduation, he got a job with a hotel chain. A few years later, he got a different job and then a different one. . . .

After meandering onward in hypothetical “‘let’s pretend” mode for a while, Brooks finally brings it down to what we might suppose to be his point:

Once there was a group in the political center that would have understood Ben’s outrage. . . .

(As previously noted in another context, this is just retreading Arthur Schlesinger’s misleading and obsolete “Vital Center” thesis, but let’s get back to Brooks and his imaginary “Ben” character.)

So when Ben looked around for leaders who might understand his outrage, he only found them among the ideological hard-liners. In Arkansas, he saw a MoveOn candidate, Bill Halter, crusading against the bailouts and the spoils culture. On the right, he saw the Tea Party candidate Rand Paul crusading against runaway spending and debt. . . .

And so Brooks trundles on to “conclusion” wherein he hopes for “moderates . . . to revive and define the free labor tradition.” Just more rainbows-and-unicorns wishful thinking by the least insightful political columnist in American history.

What Brooks does not seem to grasp is that there can be no “moderate” compromise between defenders of a free-market economy and Democrats who are implacably hostile to economic freedom. By his “pox on both your houses” stance, Brooks suggests a moral equivalence that permits Democrats to claim that they must protect America from the “extremist” threat on the Right.

There is no “Vital Center.” There never was any such thing. Arthur Schlesinger cooked up that propaganda concept in the midst of a rightward backlash during the Truman era as a way of portraying conservatives as extremists. The only purpose “Vital Center” rhetoric has ever served is the purpose for which it was conceived — to encourage Republicans to follow the continued leftward drift of the Democratic Party.

And why the hell does Brooks need to create imaginary voters for the purposes of political argument, when Pennsylvania’s 12th District is less than a four-hour drive from David Brooks’s D.C. home and a flight from Dulles to Louisville can be booked online for under $300? Interviewing actual voters, however, might disabuse Brooks of his preconceived notions, to which he clings with the frightened tenacity of a 3-year-old hugging her favorite teddy bear.

David Brooks represents a fatal cancer to American journalism. He should be loaded onto an Air Force C-130 and air-dropped over Waziristan, without a parachute.

By the way, I’m sorry I missed David Brooks Fisking Day on its regular Tuesday schedule. I was kinda busy Tuesday.

Celebrity News Update: Lindsay Lohan’s Large Breasts Make Bail, Skip Jail

Sorry, guys, that “Lindsay Goes to Prison” cable-TV series is still just part of your sick imagination:

Lindsay Lohan got a tongue-lashing Thursday from an L.A. County judge after the actress failed to appear in court for a hearing, instead remaining in France at the Cannes Film Festival.
While dozens of reporters and camera crews converged on the Beverly Hills courthouse, Lohan was in France after a week of red-carpet premieres and yacht parties, her moves captured by the paparazzi.
The actress was scheduled for a mandatory court appearance in Los Angeles County Superior Court so a judge could review the status of her probation from a 2007 conviction for driving under the influence.
When Lohan didn’t show up, a clearly frustrated Judge Marsha N. Revel issued an arrest warrant for the 23-year-old performer. . . .
After the hearing, it appeared likely either that authorities would arrest Lohan when she arrived in Los Angeles or that her attorney would immediately have the actress surrender to a law enforcement agency. But Thursday afternoon, officials announced that Lohan’s attorney had posted 10% of her $100,000 bail and that the arrest warrant had been recalled. . . .

So ex-lesbian Lindsay won’t be starring in the orange-jumpsuit-and-handcuffs MTV melodrama, “Celebrity Babe Lockdown,” anytime soon — except in your twisted pathetic dreams.

In other sleazy, superficial, sensationalist celebrity news:

Celebrity gossip via WeSmirch; sleazy snark via my own twisted pathetic imagination.

Dalai Lama: ‘I’m a Marxist’

Which might explain why he’s so popular in Hollywood:

TIBETAN spiritual leader the Dalai Lama says he’s a Marxist, yet credits capitalism for bringing new freedoms to China, the communist country that exiled him.
“Still I am a Marxist,” the exiled Tibetan Buddhist leader said in New York, where he arrived today with an entourage of robed monks and a heavy security detail to give a series of paid public lectures.
“(Marxism has) moral ethics, whereas capitalism is only how to make profits,” the Dalai Lama, 74, said.

Tell that “moral ethics” stuff to the 100 million people who have died at the hands of Marxist governments in power. Let the Dalai Lama go to Pyongyang and try some of their “moral ethics.”

‘Countering Violent Extremism’ Is A Perfect Phrasing

by Smitty

Ed Driscoll seems to think this is ‘wussy‘ formulation. Note the accuracy, however, when used in the singular. What have we done against Mahmoud Ahmadinejad? Counter A Violent Extremist (CAVE), that’s what!

I, for one, welcome this refreshing outburst of accuracy in countering the Flemish Menace from my otherwise systematically incompetent overlords.

Via Totten @ Insty, we have more clarity from Dr. Krauthammer:

This is not just an America in decline. This is an America in retreat — accepting, ratifying and declaring its decline, and inviting rising powers to fill the vacuum.

Nor is this retreat by inadvertence. This is retreat by design and, indeed, on principle. It’s the perfect fulfillment of Obama’s adopted Third World narrative of American misdeeds, disrespect and domination from which he has come to redeem us and the world. Hence his foundational declaration at the U.N. General Assembly last September that “No one nation can or should try to dominate another nation” (guess who’s been the dominant nation for the last two decades?) and his dismissal of any “world order that elevates one nation or group of people over another.” (NATO? The West?)

What a cold political winter this is.

Does Alcee Hastings Have A Point?

by Smitty (h/t The Corner)

It is an endless source of startlement when listening to the Left, how words suddenly don’t mean what you think they do. Call it linguistic Progress. One example is how the word ‘illegal’ ceased to mean ‘not legal’ in an immigration context.

Another is how the ‘Cut’ in YouCut moved from being associated with budgetary sanity and became tied with terrorism.

  1. What is Osama bin Laden? A terrorist.
  2. What do terrorists do? Cut off heads.
  3. What dots does Alcee Hastings likely hope the audience will connect in this soundbite? YouCut participants are terrorists.


The minor premise that the Congress is not accountable to the people is equally well-founded. Thank you for this winner, FL-23.

Shocker: Rand Paul Overwhelmingly Popular in Lower Glennbeckistan

Rand Paul 59%, Jack Hussein Pelosi Conway 34%

A new Rasmussen Reports telephone survey of Likely Voters in Kentucky, taken Wednesday night, shows Paul earning 59% of the vote, while Conway picks up 34% support . . .
Paul . . . is now supported by 82% of the GOP faithful. That figure is up from 69% earlier. Paul also earns 73% support from unaffiliated voters at this time.  . . .
Conway, on the other hand, attracts support from just 59% of Democrats.

Ever since they lynched that Census worker, Kentuckians have led the way in “Southern populist terrorism,” and clearly their support for vicious hatemonger Rand Paul represents the triumph of the Beck/Palin/Bachmann Axis of Right-Wing Extremism.

Speaking of Michelle Bachmann, here’s another dangerous kook from Minnesota, Ed Morrissey:

It’s still early in Kentucky, but the internals show that one of the nominees is a fringe, marginal candidate. It’s just not the Republican.

Kentucky über alles!

(Guest-posted by My Inner Charles Johnson.)

UPDATE: “In a single day [MSNBC] devoted 37 minutes over eight segments to implying that [Rand Paul] might be a racist.” Which was very interesting to the approximately 17 people in Kentucky who watch MSNBC.

Goreture II: There’s Moore

by Smitty

(If you don’t start with Paco, this post will make little sense)

Agent Kowalski grimaced at Faisal, securely bound in the chair. The table was empty save the screen sitting on some cheap playback gear. The Gore tape had failed. Or had it succeeded too well? Could the robotic utterances of Al Gore have affected a brain bleaching on Faisal Shahzad? Repeated questioning on the would-be Times Sqare Bomber produced nothing save a stream of Ramones lyrics.

There had to be something else. Something truly monstrous. Suddenly, Kowalski knew.

“Faisal, would you like to watch a movie? Don’t you think that Megan Fox is hot in those Transormers movies? Was Allah going to set you up with 72 virgin variations on the theme of Ms. Fox?”

Shahzad grimaced and said nothing, but a sudden intensity in his eyes betrayed a smoldering lust.

“Great, well, here is a treat for you, then, while I go out for a sandwich,” and Kowalski hit play on the DVD and left the room.

Sicko started, followed almost immediately by a “Noooooooooo” that rolled down the hall to bounce off the back of the smiling Kowalski.

Update: TrogloPundit does a face-plant in the heart of horror:

Goreture III