Bitches and Hoes and Feminism
Posted on | December 29, 2016 | Comments Off on Bitches and Hoes and Feminism
Mac Miller performs in a 2011 hiphop video.
What’s the worst thing about feminism? The hypocrisy, perhaps. Let’s remember what Vox Day says about social justice warriors (SJWs):
- SJWs always lie.
- SJWs always double down.
- SJWs always project.
It’s the lying and psychological projection that produces feminism’s trademark hypocrisy. When morally corrupt people are engaged in crusades to prove how morally superior they are — for such is the point of “social justice” politics — it is predictable that they will accuse others of sins that they themselves flagrantly engage in. Consider the case of anti-GamerGate activist Brianna Wu (neé John Walker Flynt) who considers himself/herself a qualified candidate for Congress, despite his/her long record of shabby ethics. Wu/Flynt is forever projecting his/her faults onto scapegoated enemies, in order to maintain the fiction of his/her own victimhood. The pretense of victimhood is necessary to the SJW’s sense of being a heroic figure battling against forces of evil. Because they are often highly privileged people, feminists cannot honestly claim to be suffering from oppression and therefore, well, SJWs Always Lie.
Mac Miller sings a duet with his girlfriend Ariana Grande.
Ariana Grande is a multimillionaire 23-year-old pop singer who got her start in show business doing musical theater as a child and, as a teenager, starred in the Nickelodeon series Victorious. She made headlines this week by claiming to be a victim of sexist “objectification”:
In a message posted to Twitter Tuesday night, Grande shared that she and her beau, The Way collaborator Mac Miller, were picking up food when they had a run-in with one of Miller’s fans. “He was loud and excited and by the time M was seated in the driver’s seat, he was literally almost in the car with us,” Grande explained. “I thought all of this was cute and exciting until he said, ‘Ariana is sexy as hell, man. I see you. I see you hitting that!”
For Grande, being discussed as if she were not present — and being reduced to a “piece of meat” in the process — left her feeling “sick and objectified.” . . .
“Things like (this) happen all the time and are the kinds of moments that contribute to women’s sense of fear and inadequacy,” she wrote.
I think #ArianaGrande is an enormous vocal talent, and I can't thank her enough for her performance in #ScreamQueens. That being said, this: pic.twitter.com/JLeiIygFqL
— Mike Speaks His Mind (@MkSpeaksHisMind) December 28, 2016
A chorus of guffaws greeted Ms. Grande’s complaint, but what caught my eye was her use of Gender Studies jargon — what does it mean to be “objectified”? — and the fact that her boyfriend is a hiphop performer:
Far be it from me to say that Mac Miller (neé Malcolm James McCormick) doesn’t have talent, because obviously he does, but what’s up with white boys doing this tattoo-covered ghetto thug style? Like, this upper-middle-class kid from Pittsburgh — his daddy’s an architect — is supposed to be gangsta? ’Cause he’s been rollin’ with his homies in the ’hood since his bar-mitzvah?
Look, I don’t want to accuse Mac Miller of “cultural appropriation,” I’m just saying he’s inauthentic. And also scruffy. He needs to shave that beard, do something with his hair and buy himself a decent suit of clothes instead of dressing like every other dude-bro loser hanging out in the college dorm.
You can do better, Ariana, but let’s talk about Mac’s punk-ass fans, OK?
Why do you think your boyfriend’s fan felt he could disrespect you? Isn’t it because Mac’s style — his tattooed hiphop motif — expresses an affinity for underclass culture, where disrespectful attitudes toward women are part of the whole swaggering urban Bad Boy image? If your boyfriend is representing himself as a player, doesn’t that imply that you’re the game? . . .
You can read the whole thing at The Patriarch Tree, because when I go to preaching, I want the whole congregation to shout, “Amen!”
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— (((ÞePoliticalHat))) (@ThePoliticalHat) December 10, 2016
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In The Mailbox: 12.28.16
Posted on | December 28, 2016 | Comments Off on In The Mailbox: 12.28.16
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OVER THE TRANSOM
Proof Positive: When They’re Really Better At Pandering
EBL: Obama And Kerry – Let’s Screw The Jews!
Michelle Malkin: Thank You, Professor Sowell
Twitchy: Here’s What’s Next For Shaun King
Louder With Crowder: John Kerry – “Israel Can be Jewish Or Democratic. It Can’t Be Both.”
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Adam Piggott: Turn Off The Tap
American Power: At The Crossroads Cafe
American Thinker: The Media That Cried Wolf
Animal Magnetism: Animal’s Hump Day News
BLACKFIVE: How Will I Know You? by Jessica Treadway
Da Tech Guy: Fausta – Stop Blaming 2016
Don Surber: President Trump Doesn’t Need You, Don Lemon
Dustbury: A Defiring Moment
Jammie Wearing Fools: “If You Voted For Trump, You Cannot Eat Here! No Nazis!”
Joe For America: Drexel Prof Under Fire For White Genocide Tweet
JustOneMinute: Even Lame Ducks Will Quack And Be Lame
Power Line: The McArdle Prophecy
Shark Tank: Israel Giving Trump Evidence Obama Was Behind UN Resolution
Shot In The Dark: The Strib’s New Editorial Writer
STUMP: NCPERS And Its Public Pensions Blacklist
The Geller Report: Italian Schoolchildren Banned From Singing “Silent Night” Over Fears It’ll Offend Muslims
The Jawa Report: War Porn – Syrian Crater Edition
The Political Hat: Queering The Shirt, Redux
This Ain’t Hell: Nine Terrorists Arrested Near DC
Weasel Zippers: Congress Moves To Cut UN Funding In Wake Of Anti-Israel Vote, also, Kerry Claims Obama Administration Has Done More For Israel Than Any Other
Megan McArdle: Obamacare Didn’t Fail Because It’s Timid
Mark Steyn: The Year Of “Enough”!
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Unhinged by Hate: Georgetown Professor Harasses Trump Voter @AsraNomani
Posted on | December 28, 2016 | 1 Comment
The paranoid rage, anxiety and depression within the Democrat Party in the wake of Hillary Clinton’s defeat has been most intense inside elite academia. At Yale University, students were reportedly traumatized by the election results, a Rutgers University professor was sent to a mental ward after his bizarre Twitter rant, and a Women’s Studies professor at the University of New Hampshire accused Trump supporters of “terrorism.” Universities have become insane asylums run by lunatics.
Georgetown Professor Christine Fair (left) lashed out at Asra Nomani (right).
Georgetown University Professor Christine Fair is, among other things, a member of the International Institute of Strategic Studies and the Council on Foreign Relations, and also, a deranged hate-filed nutjob:
A Georgetown University associate professor had a month-long meltdown after a Muslim woman explained why she voted for President-elect Donald Trump.
Asra Q. Nomani, a former Georgetown journalism professor and Wall Street Journal reporter, wrote an op-ed in The Washington Post Nov. 10 explaining why she, as a Muslim woman and “long-time liberal,” voted for Trump. “I support the Democratic Party’s position on abortion, same-sex marriage and climate change,” Nomani wrote. “But I am a single mother who can’t afford health insurance under Obamacare.”
C. Christine Fair, a previously “friendly colleague,” went on a 31-day screed against Nomani spanning across Twitter and Facebook. According to Nomani’s Dec. 23 follow-up complaint to the university, the “Peace and Security Studies” professor called her a “wretch,” “clueless dolt” and a fame-monger.
Fair also compared Trump to Adolf Hitler and asserted that Nomani’s vote for Trump “helped normalize Nazis in DC.”
After weeks of enduring Professor Fair’s online abuse, Asra Nomani complained to Georgetown on Dec. 2, and the university took no action. Then on Dec. 23, Asra Nomani sent a lengthy letter detailing Professor Fair’s abuse, which clearly violates the university’s policies. What has Georgetown done? Nothing, as Powerline’s Paul Mirengoff observes:
Georgetown has taken no action to curb Fair’s attacks, and Fair has continued to launch them. . . .
I take no position here about whether Georgetown should try to rein in its vicious associate professor. The unhinged Fair does seem like a dubious choice to be teaching America’s future diplomats, but that’s Georgetown’s call.
My point is that there’s probably not a major university in America that would stand by while one of its professors spewed Fair’s kind of venom against a Muslim-American — venom that includes questioning the Muslim’s religious sincerity. Unless the target had strayed from left-liberal orthodoxy.
Georgetown University, like nearly every other institution of higher education in America, is controlled by left-wing Democrats, who use their institutional authority for partisan political purposes. It is impossible even to imagine a Republican being hired as a professor at Georgetown, but if there were an avowed GOP supporter on the faculty, can anyone imagine the university would tolerate such behavior by them? However, because Georgetown is run by Democrats, Professor Fair is permitted to abuse and harass her former colleague, Asra Nomani, with the complete approval of the university’s partisan administration.
"Catholic" @Georgetown allows horror-show prof @CChristineFair on faculty https://t.co/AidFc6S713 via https://t.co/m1jPb8Uf6E @AsraNomani
— Jack Fowler (@jackfowler) December 28, 2016
Paranoid Democrat Cancels Annual Holiday Party, Blames Trump/Hitler
Posted on | December 28, 2016 | 3 Comments
“Henry Rosen has been a Dallas resident for nearly 40 years,” reads the caption at the Daily Kos column headlined, “Why Trump voters are not welcome in my house this holiday,” which is full-on paranoia:
My wife Alice and I are not having our after-the-holidays party this year. It’s a 20+ year tradition; a welcome respite for our friends following Christmas and Hanukah. Guests always say how much they appreciate a party after the holidays and having a chance to finally relax.
This year, however, I told my Alice that Trump voters were not welcome in my home. Living in Dallas, Texas, and given the conservative bent of our friends, that meant no party. . . .
I thought perhaps that Trump the President, might be chastened by the awesome responsibility he was about to assume – and leave behind the toxicity of his campaign rhetoric. Then, in rapid succession, three things happened that changed my mind.
First, Trump announced that Steve Bannon, of Breitbart infamy, would become a senior White House advisor. To invite such a purveyor of lies, hate and bigotry to work inside the hallowed gates of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue was beyond the pale.
Then, my company’s COO, a Chinese American, told me how his small children were distraught, and in tears that morning. Children in their preschool had bullied them with comments such as: “your father is going to be killed because he didn’t vote for Trump”, and “you are going to be kicked out of the country”. This in Coppell, Texas, a wealthy suburb. These remarks were directed at third generation American citizens, by small children, obviously channeling their parents.
The next day, another friend relayed the anti-Semitism that was unleashed at Highland Park High School, ranked in the top 1% of all Texas public high schools. His son had become subject to taunts such as: “why don’t you go to Auschwitz?” and “take a shower, Jew boy”. These were teenagers, but we know where those sentiments originated. . . .
You can read the whole thing. The claim that Steve Bannon is “beyond the pale” is a dishonest myth created by the liberal media. To blame Trump for every rude thing said by schoolchildren is simply insane. What crimes could be blamed on Obama, if we were to say that presidents are responsible for every bad thing that happens during their tenure? Is Obama to blame for people having sex with dogs?
Democrats, who were perhaps not entirely sane before the election, have become completely unhinged in its aftermath. What can we expect from this growing epidemic of Trump Derangement Syndrome?
Someone needs to encourage Hank Rosen to seek mental health treatment. https://t.co/LT8Z45lGo2 @rogerkimball @c_cgottlieb @ali
— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) December 28, 2016
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Queer Feminism vs. ‘The Fragile Male Ego’
Posted on | December 28, 2016 | 4 Comments
Allison Moon wants to talk to your daughter about dildo sex.
“I’m standing with Planned Parenthood because teenage horniness is a force of nature. . . . There’s nothing that will convince teens ready to have sex not to have sex. . . . Planned Parenthood . . . provides comprehensive sexual health information.”
— Allison Moon, Feb. 21, 2011
Allison Moon (@HeyAllieMoon on Twitter) is a queer feminist and an Oberlin College alumna, but I repeat myself. She lives in Oakland, Calif., and is the author of four self-published books, including a 2011 novel:
Lunatic Fringe indulges the feminine wild by giving the classic werewolf myth a lesbian twist.
Lexie Clarion’s first night at college, she falls in with a pack of radical feminist werewolf hunters. The next morning, she falls for a mysterious woman who may be among the hunted. As Lexie’s new lover and the Pack battle for Lexie’s allegiance, the waxing moon illuminates old hatreds, new enemies, and a secret from Lexie’s childhood that will change her life forever.
Although she has no expert credentials beyond her status as a queer feminist, Ms. Moon offers “sex ed workshops,” including this one:
Buckle-Up! Strap-On Basics
Wanna add another tool to your box but don’t know where to start? Love the idea but nervous about the execution?
Strap-on play, once considered taboo, is now en vogue, and, for many of us, an essential part of our sex lives. But unless you had the chutzpah to blaze your own trail or a special someone to show you the ropes, buckling up and pitching or catching can be intimidating.
Join Sapphic savant and veteran pegster, Allie Moon, for this fun, informative, and sexy introduction to the world of harnesses, dildos, lubes and moves.
In this 2-hour workshop for women, you will learn…
• The ins and outs of strap-on play
• How to choose a dildo and a harness that’s right for you
• Fun positions for giving and receiving
• How to brooch [sic] the subject of strap-ons with your partner and integrate it into your regular sex life
• and, especially… What not to do!
• Plus a few advanced tips and tricks that will leave your lovers coming back for more.
Apparently, (a) nobody would know how to have lesbian sex if they didn’t pay Allison Moon to teach them, and (b) an Oberlin College education doesn’t include learning how to spell the word “broach.”
“Jiz Lee is like the genderqueer porn-star darling of the Bay Area and of feminist porn in general.”
— Allison Moon, Dec. 2, 2014
Talking about her favorite genderqueer feminist porn star was part of Allison Moon’s presentation at the 2014 launch party for her memoir, Bad Dyke: Salacious Stories from a Queer Life, in which “she recounts her winding and often-confusing path toward discovering her sexual identity,” according to Publishers Weekly.
Allison Moon lives in Alameda County, where Hillary Clinton got 79% of the vote Nov. 8, and where being a Bad Dyke (or a genderqueer feminist porn star) is considered an achievement to which every girl should aspire. As a queer feminist, she is against heterosexuality and for lesbianism, against motherhood and for abortion, against Christianity and for atheism, against Republicans and for Democrats.
“Built into radical thought is a distrust of the ruling class. . . .
“LGBTQ rights is the belief that all people deserve equal rights regardless of gender expression or sexuality. LGBTQ rights are good for everyone, not just queers.”
— Allison Moon, 2012
SWJs Always Lie, as Vox Day says, and Allison Moon’s claim to believe that “all people deserve equal rights” is as false as her claim to distrust “the ruling class.” In fact, she is a fanatical supporter of “the ruling class,” i.e., powerful Democrats like Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, and the liberal elite in academia, entertainment and journalism. And far from believing in “equal rights,” Allison Moon doesn’t believe anyone who disagrees with her should have any rights at all. If you are a Christian parent, for example, trying to raise your children in accordance with your beliefs, Allison Moon wants public schools to force your children to undergo “comprehensive” sex education. Allison Moon wants to use your tax money to support Planned Parenthood, America’s largest abortion provider, which in 2014 received $528 million in government funding, and which spends millions of dollars for political campaigns to elect Democrats. So if you are a Catholic who opposes abortion, or a Republican, Allison Moon is against your right to spend your own money as you see fit, and instead wants to use the power of government to force you to pay for her anti-Christian pro-abortion queer feminist agenda.
“As feminists, a huge part to becoming liberated from the patriarchy is to begin to parse out all the subtle ways the patriarchy controls the way we think. . . . The shackles that bind us are invisible and we can only see them for what they are by stepping into the radical.”
— Allison Moon, June 7, 2010
All women are victims because “the patriarchy controls the way we think,” Allison Moon explains. Men are the oppressive enemy and women can only be liberated by escaping the invisible “shackles” of patriarchal thought-control and becoming queer feminists like Allison Moon.
Women who couldn’t afford to attend an elite private school where annual tuition is $52,002 may not understand how patriarchy controls how you think, which is why you need Allison Moon (Oberlin College, Class of 2003) to teach your daughter how to become “liberated.”
Yes, Allison Moon is the author of Girl Sex 101, ranked #1 in Gay & Lesbian Sexuality at Amazon.com.
“Girl-on-girl sex abandons a particularly bitter ingredient: the fragile male ego. This is great news for your sexplorations.”
— Allison Moon, from Girl Sex 101
You see? What’s wrong with sex can be summarized in one word: Men.
Men are a “bitter ingredient” because of “the fragile male ego.” Queer feminists don’t have egos, apparently, which is why your daughter needs to listen to Allison Moon’s rhapsodic praise of “girl-on-girl sex.” She’s offering workshops to give your daughter dildo lessons, and if you don’t think it’s a good idea to let your daughter get sex education from tattooed queer feminists, obviously you need to be “liberated” from the “shackles” by which “the patriarchy controls the way we think.”
As for me and my “fragile male ego,” I am merely quoting Allison Moon, because I’ve got a hunch a majority of American parents would be horrified by the prospect of their daughters attending Oberlin College and getting the kind of “education” it takes to become a queer feminist.
Queer feminist.
Dildo workshops.
Oberlin College, Class of 2003. https://t.co/ubSm3Ik3Ul pic.twitter.com/jRyyNzWRz0— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) December 28, 2016
Did I mention she thought Hillary Clinton should be President?
In the Mailbox: 12.27.16
Posted on | December 27, 2016 | Comments Off on In the Mailbox: 12.27.16
— compiled by Wombat-socho
OVER THE TRANSOM
BattleSwarm: Venezuelan Socialism Out-Grinches Itself
EBL: So Why Is Biden Trashing Hillary?
Twitchy: Outrage Mob Descends On Cinnabon Over (Now-Deleted) Carrie Fisher Tribute
Louder With Crowder: Netanyahu Spox Says Obama Helped Craft Abominable Anti-Israel UN Resolution
RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES
Adam Piggott: Why Are Progressives Always Afraid?
American Power: Watership Down Author Richard Adams Dead At 96
American Thinker: Baby Skins For Sale, $325
Animal Magnetism: Animal’s Daily News
BLACKFIVE: The Soul Of A Seal by Anne Elizabeth
Da Tech Guy: Christopher Harper – What Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Stronger
Don Surber: Has Trump Killed Colbert’s Career?
Dustbury: Potential Seizure Warning
Joe For America: Suing The Taxpayer Enriches Extremists
Power Line: Thomas Sowell In Pictures
Shark Tank: Trump Taps Bossert As Homeland Security Advisor
Shot In The Dark: Anniversary
STUMP: CALPERS – Moving Targets, In More Ways Than One
The Geller Report: Harvard Offers Fellowships On Islamic Law To Sway US Towards Sharia
The Jawa Report: The Princess Has Passed – Drowned In Moonlight, Strangled By Her Own Bra
This Ain’t Hell: Taylor Swift And Her Fans, also, Niloofar Rahmani Seeks Asylum
Weasel Zippers: Harry Reid Says Dems’ 2020 Field Looks Like “Old Folks Home”, also, Obama To Recognize Palestine As A State?
Megan McArdle: Go Ahead, Exchange Gifts; Forget The Economic Logic
Mark Steyn: Going Solo
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CARRIE FISHER DIES AT AGE 60
Posted on | December 27, 2016 | Comments Off on CARRIE FISHER DIES AT AGE 60
The actress who became famous as Princess Leia in the Star Wars movies has died at age 60, after suffering a heart attack. Her death came while the latest film in the Star Wars saga, Rogue One, was No. 1 at the box office. She won critical praise for her performance in the original Star Wars film (“Episode IV: A New Hope”), which I first saw in 1977 at Atlanta’s Phipps Plaza theater immediately after its original release. Many of her best scenes were Princess Leia’s exchanges of sarcastic lines with the outlaw pilot Han Solo, memorably played by Harrison Ford, which recalled the classic romantic pairings of Hollywood’s Golden Age — Spencer Tracy and Katharine Hepburn, Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall, etc.
Of course, it has been noted that Carrie Fisher was a partisan Democrat, who denounced Tea Party activists as “teabaggers,” but this is true of practically everyone in Hollywood, and ought not detract from our pleasant memories of the joy she brought to so many millions.
Good-bye, Princess Leia — and may the Force be with you!
2016: The Year in Dog Sex
Posted on | December 27, 2016 | 1 Comment
Jesus Gutierrez, 39, lived with his 43-year-old girlfriend and her pet Maltese dog, Princess, in a New York City apartment. One day in April, when the girlfriend left for work, she set up a video camera to record what was going on in the apartment during her absence. She was certainly correct in suspecting that Gutierrez was up to no good. Prosecutors in New York say Gutierrez “assaulted the dog for a half hour, sodomizing the dog with his fingers. . . . The dog was visibly distressed in the video, prosecutors said.” Gutierrez was arrested “and the traumatized dog was taken to a veterinary hospital,” the New York Daily News reported.
Gutierrez was certainly not the only dog-sex enthusiast to make headlines in 2016, a year in which bestiality seemed increasingly common:
- Deanna Marie Wilson, 41, of Port Angeles, Wash., was charged in October for allegedly raping a 15-year-old boy and having sexual contact with her pet dog, incidents she reportedly captured in photos on her cellphone. “Wilson is alleged to have had provided alcohol to a group of minors before having sexual contact with the boy,” according to an affidavit quoted by the Peninsula Daily News. “Investigators alleged that Wilson recorded herself during the incident and sent a naked image of the boy to one of his friends, according to a police report. During a forensic examination of Wilson’s cellphone, police discovered images of [herself] having sexual contact with a small, poodle-like dog.”
- Kimberly Coggin, 39, of Calhoun County, Miss., pleaded guilty in August to having “having sex with more than one animal,” after photos of her with dogs emerged online. She was given a suspended 10-year sentence with five years’ probation and registered as a sex offender.
- Reinaldo Diaz, 68, was arrested in Statesboro, Ga., after he was reportedly seen “naked behind a residence straddling a black-and-white pit bull. According to police, officers arrived on the scene and saw Diaz engaging in a sexual act with the male pit bull” on Sept. 13. Diaz was charged with bestiality, cruelty to animals and third-offense public indecency.
- Rachael Alexis Harris, 19, and her husband, Corey Dean Harris, 23, were arrested in Pennsylvania Dec. 13 on animal cruelty and obscenity charges for allegedly recording sex videos with their dog. The man’s sister reportedly turned over her brother’s camera, containing the dog-sex videos, to the local Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. SPCA officials contacted police. An affidavit in the case describes Mrs. Harris “attempting manipulation of the dog’s penis into her vagina,” “attempting to allow the dog to perform oral sex on her vagina” and “masturbating the dog with her hand in a rapid motion back and forth.”
- Daryl Music, 27, was arrested in Shelby County, Tenn., after he reportedly admitted having sex with a dog in November. “A woman and her husband told police that they left Music at the home,” the Memphis Commercial Appeal reported. “When they returned home they said the dog appeared to be injured and was limping, police said. The couple said they asked Music about the dog and he told them that he sexually assaulted the dog.”
- In September, police in Warren, Ohio, arrested a 16-year-old boy they say admitted to having sex with a dog. The city had recently enacted a municipal ordinance against bestiality, because Ohio had no state law against it. The lack of a state law was highlighted by “the case of a Warren man, Salvador Rendon, who investigators say had sex with two dogs multiple times for six years,” WKBN-TV reported.
- Miranda Johns, 21, of Naples, Fla., was charged with dog sex in March. According to WPIX-TV, Ms. Johns had accused her boyfriend, Kurtz Villavicencio, 30, of sexually assaulting her. “Villavicencio reportedly offered his phone to authorities as proof that he did not attack Johns and told them about videos on his phone of her having sex with her pets. Police said in one of the clips, Johns was seen receiving oral sex from the dogs as she masturbated. Villavicencio allegedly encouraged Johns to send him images of her sex acts with the dogs . . . They also plotted the possibility of her having sex with a bigger dog.”
- Anthony J. Danner, 55, of Peoria, Ill., was indicted in October on charges of having sex with two dogs. According to the Peoria Journal Star, a months-long police investigation found that Danner “engaged in a sex act with a female husky named Velvet and male malamute named Wolf.”
- Gene Warner, 36, of Queensbury, N.Y., pleaded guilty in July to multiple charges involving drugs, weapons and sex with a dog. During a search that uncovered methamphetamine, marijuana, and a rifle, police say they also found “a cell phone with a video showing [Warner] having a sexual encounter with the dog,” WCMH-TV reported.
- Hannah Marie Haynes, 23, was arrested in March after sheriff’s deputies in Cherokee County, S.C., received videos of her performing sexual acts with a Dachshund, WSPA-TV reported: “Investigators say Haynes took the videos of herself and sent them to a man who then gave them to the North Charleston Police Department.”
By my count, that’s 11 Americans who decided in 2016 that “man’s best friend” could be “friends with benefits,” as Don Surber quipped.
Dog sex is not just an American problem, however. In Australia, “Jenna Louise Driscoll pleaded guilty in Brisbane District Court to three bestiality charges” in November, after “police unearthed messages and videos of the sex acts on her phone.” In India, police arrested Aslam Khan, 22, who was accused of killing a dog and having sex with the corpse. In Canada, police arrested Adrian Choken, 29, in December after a witness reported seeing him “having intercourse with a dog.” A prosecutor said Choken’s “pants were down to his ankles and the dog was in his lap trying to get away.” When a bystander intervened, “Choken tried to disengage from the act, but was essentially stuck in the dog. Fortunately, he was able to eventually disengage and the dog ran away yelping.”
During 2016, a lot of bitches “ran away yelping,” but this may not be the proper time to discuss Hillary Clinton’s feminist supporters.
