Don’t Overthink It, Byron

Byron York has a wonderful interview with Herman Cain, keying off the South Carolina debate:

Republican pollster Frank Luntz conducted a focus group on Fox News and found near-unanimous agreement that Cain was the winner. “I’ve done maybe 35 or 40 of these debates for Fox, and I’ve never had this kind of reaction,” Luntz said. “Something very special happened this evening.”
Many political insiders viewed the debate mostly as an opportunity for former Minnesota governor Tim Pawlenty to move up into the first tier of GOP candidates. Instead, people left Greenville’s Peace Center talking about Herman Cain — a result that few participants, including Cain himself, could have predicted.

Well, I may not be one of those “political insiders,” but having predicted Cain’s South Carolina debate victory in advance, I’m surprised that Byron York didn’t give me a call to say, “Stacy, how did you know? What is the secret of your insightful prescience?”

Never mind the un-asked questions, however. Byron then whips out the Rorshach inblot analysis:

A mostly unspoken but possibly consequential factor in Cain’s appeal to conservative voters is his race. Cain is a black Republican — a pretty rare thing in itself — seeking to challenge the nation’s first black president. . . .
[M]any Republicans have internalized the Democratic/liberal criticism that they oppose Obama because he is black and that whenever they attack the president on this or that issue, the real motivation behind it is race. Herman Cain, they believe, could take it to Obama without all that racial baggage.

Byron, you’re thinking too hard, man. Leave the psychobabble to the liberals, who specialize in that kind of stuff.

People like Herman Cain because — wait for it — they like Herman Cain.

He’s an immensely likeable guy, as was obvious to anyone hanging around the lobby bar before CPAC:

After Cain arrived last night, he was quickly surrounded by CPAC attendees eager to shake his hand and get their photos taken with the guy I introduced to my friends as The Next President of the United States.

You don’t have to be a “political insider” or a Ph.D. psychologist to see that kind of stuff. Ordinary Americans don’t think like intellectuals think, which is why the alleged experts are so often mystified by simple phenomena. (Basic economics, for example. Paul Krugman’s got a Nobel Prize and still can’t figure out why Keynesianism doesn’t work.)

If we have to “go there” with the race issue, I like what Andrew Breitbart said in his Heritage Foundation speech:

Breitbart . . . wants radio host Herman Cain and Freshman Rep. Allen West (R-Fla.) on the 2012 GOP ticket. . . .
“The only way to defeat political correctness and cultural marxism and multiculturalism is to aim straight at its head,” Breitbart said.

The beauty of the Breitbart approach is that liberals see a quote like that and say to themselves, “Give me a break. They wouldn’t actually do that, would they?”

Because it’s too damned simple. It’s like the fullback dive on fourth-and-goal. But the fullback dive is the perfect play, if you have confidence in your team. Forget the razzle-dazzle — just give the ball to the fullback and run it right at ’em.

There’s no point worrying about the psychological symbolism of a Cain candidacy when you consider the likely alternative. What all the clever GOP pundits like Charles Krauthammer want to do is to re-run the Bob Dole ’96 campaign: Find some bland non-entity, hire a bunch of speechwriters and consultants, and run a boring, predictable campaign that ends in defeat so that, four years later, Republicans nominate somebody named “Bush.”

Screw that noise. Here’s what I wrote on Nov. 13, 2010:

[I]f you want a successful businessman for the 2012 GOP nomination, how about a dark horse? . . .
Yeah: Herman Cain. Having backed a few can’t-possibly-win underdogs in the past couple of years — I went all-in for Rubio when he was 35 points down — I’m taking a long, hard look at that dark horse.

People thought I was crazy. Mainly because I am crazy, but sometimes the smartest move you can make is to do something that everybody else says is crazy. Now here we are, six months later: Herman Cain won the first big GOP debate, he’s got Andrew Breitbart in his corner, and Byron York is making the pilgrimage to Atlanta to interview the candidate that none of the experts thought would be a major factor in 2012.

Somebody ought to hit the hell out of my tip jar. This kind of insightful prescience has got to be worth something.

IMF Director: French Socialist Pervert

But I repeat myself:

Tristane Banon was in her 20s and writing a book when she approached Strauss-Kahn for an interview in 2002. In a TV programme in 2007, in which Strauss-Kahn’s name had been bleeped out, Banon allegedly described him as a “rutting chimpanzee” and described how she was forced to fight him off. “It finished badly … very violently … I kicked him,” Banon said. “When we were fighting, I mentioned the word ‘rape’ to make him afraid, but it didn’t have any effect. I managed to get out.”
Banon consulted a lawyer, but did not press charges. “I didn’t want to be known to the end of my days as the girl who had a problem with the politician.”
Banon’s mother, Anne Mansouret, told journalists on Sunday night she had dissuaded her daughter from legal action because she believed Strauss-Kahn’s behaviour had been out of character and because of close links with his family. “Today I am sorry to have discouraged my daughter from complaining. I bear a heavy responsibility,” she said. . . .

Recalling my high-school French, I believe the word is incroyable.

So the IMF boss Strauss-Kahn attempted to rape a journalist who wanted to interview him, and the journalist’s mother — who is, perhaps not coincidentally, a Socialist Party official — helped keep her own daughter’s attacker out of jail! (Ceci ajoute le nouveau lustre à la réputation française pour la collaboration, oui?) Strauss-Kahn may have gotten so used to that kind of treatment in France that he expected it everywhere, but a New York City hotel maid called the cops, and thus provided us with a scene we’d all like to see more often: Perp-walks for socialists!

UPDATE: ABC News has some lurid new details from the arraignment hearing. BTW, did you know that perp-walks are illegal in France? It’s true. It’s also true that the two things the French do best are surrender and sodomy.

PREVIOUSLY: Frenchman Shocked to Discover It’s Illegal to Sodomize Your Hotel Maid in U.S.

About Today’s FMJRA Award

You might notice that the Full Metal Jacket Reach-Around Award is currently allocated to “Steve Eggleston, Irresistible Sex God of the Innerwebs.”

A technical problem developed on the site this morning and Steve said he knew how to fix it. Helpful assistance was also offered by Jimmie “The Awesomeness” Bise. Given that the Pentagon has seen fit to deploy blog sidekick Smitty to Crappybandwithistan, this WordPress functionality savvy was greatly appreciated.

So in addition to owing these dudes lots of beers, I also feel obliged to link them like a mofo. You should go hit their tip jars immediately.

Her Name Was Simona Rudina …

Tel Aviv, June 10, 2001 (Photo by IDF)

. . . and she was just 17 years old. Simona was born in Lithuania, when that nation was still under the heel of Soviet despotism. When she was 3 years old, her family emigrated to Israel.

On the evening of June 10, 2001, Simona and some friends wanted to attend a dance party for young emigres from the former Soviet Union. As her father later explained, Simona and her friends hadn’t gone to the Tel Aviv beach in three months, because of the wave of Palestinian terrorism known as the Second Intifada. “With all the terrorist attacks, they were not comfortable walking along the seashore,” he said.

However, Simona had just passed a literature test with a high score — a cause for celebration — and so her father didn’t object to her going with her friends to visit a beachfront dance club popular with teens. “They tried on a whole pile of clothes, and finally Simona settled on Rita’s one-sleeved black blouse with sequins, and matching black pants,” her father recalled.

You may have noticed I’m speaking of Simona Rudina in the past tense. Go ahead and Google her name and you’ll find out why. Continue reading Her Name Was Simona Rudina … →

LIVE AT FIVE – 05.16.11

TOP NEWS
Euro Slumps To Seven-Month Low As IMF Head Arrested

Dominique Strauss-Kahn leaves an NYPD precinct for court

Not the first time Strauss-Kahn has had female trouble, either; chances of defeating Sarkozy as Socialist candidate next April now pretty much zero unless he’s cleared of rape charges


Lebanon Complains To UN After Border Protests Result In Ten Dead, 112 Wounded
Palestinians shot while trying to climb border fence during Nakba protests

Pakistan/US Relationship At Crossroads, Kerry Warns
Chairman of Foreign Relations Committee sets positive tone despite mutual suspicion, recriminations over Bin Laden raid



POLITICS
Gingrich Calls GOP Medicare Plan “Too Radical”

Former speaker appears on Meet The Depressed

“I don’t think right-wing social engineering is any more desirable than left-wing social engineering.” Wait, what?

Scott Brown Chalks Up DiMasi Charges To One-Party Corruption

Colorado Redistricting Effort Tripped Up By 4th CD Hurdle

Obama Warns Of New Financial Crisis If Debt Limit Not Raised

Jerry Brown Not Giving Up On Tax Hikes To Balance California Budget

Does Romney Think Big Government Is Good For Business?



THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Euro Zone To Back Portugal Bailout, With New Caveats
European Stocks Open Lower
Teva Buys Generics Maker Taiyo
Nikkei Hits One-Month Low
Amazon’s EC2 Cloud Service Fueled Playstation Network Attack
Endeavour Fueled For Next-To-Last Shuttle Launch
Why Nook Color Tablet May Find A Niche



SPORTS
Heat Flounder As LeBron Struggles Against Bulls

LeBron James argues with a ref in the fourth quarter

Miami goes down in flames 103-89

A Rotten Time For Jorge Posada As The Yankees Core Ages

Police: Kenya’s Marathon Champ Jumps To His Death



Carl Crawford A Pro To The 8th Degree

Astros To Announce Sale Of Team Today

Sharks Collapse In Second Half Of Game One

 



FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
Pippa Hits Madrid With Her Old Flame And The Girls

¿Excúseme, de dónde es la barra?

Clubbing!

Tamera Mowry Gets Married

Ex-MTV VJ Sued: “He Used Me For My PlayStation!”
Is that what the cool kids are calling it these days?

Mariah Carey Turned In Drinking In The Hospital?



“Jersey Shore” Cast Takes Italy By Storm

Botox Mom Investigated By CPS After “Good Morning America” Interview



FOREIGNERS
British Defense Chiefs Want NATO To Step Up Attacks In Libya
Eight Killed In Syrian Crackdown Near Lebanese Border
27 Killed In Guatemala Massacre Near Mexican Border
Zurich Voters Reject Ban On Assisted Suicide
Saudi Diplomat Killed In Pakistan
Abbott: Australian Labor Party “At War With Itself”
Tunisia Arrests Al-Qaeda Bombers
Muslim/Coptic Clashes Flare Up Again In Egypt



BLOGS & STUFF
Atlas Shrugs: Israel Under Attack
Abu Muqawama: Just Another Sunday In The Levant
Samizdata.net: France In Disarray, Perhaps, But Why Disbelief?
Power Line: Paper Turns Thumbs Down On Obama’s Stimulus
National Review: Newt Tacks Left
Paul Ryan: The Budget Debate All Americans Deserve
NewsBusters: ThinkProgress Falsely Accuses Ron Paul Of Comparing Social Security, Medicare To Slavery
J. Christian Adams: Senate GOP Embarrasses Dems Over Boeing
Lonely Conservative: Union Whistleblowers Beaten, Threatened

— compiled by Wombat-socho

Rule 5 Sunday: Soft Power

Welcome once again to our weekly admiration session devoted to the many glorious examples of the Lord’s creation, or, as it’s more commonly known, Rule 5 Sunday. We begin this week by providing you with this helpful graphic from Soylent Green, which will explain in brief and pithy fashion why it is you’re examining, say, Charlie Laine‘s contributions to modern life. That’s right. It’s [expletive deleted] SCIENCE.

As if that weren’t enough, Soylent scours the pampas of Argentina, the posh studios of Buenos Aires, and the files of various advertisers of fine corsetry to bring us more lovely young ladies in their altogether. FOR SCIENCE. Remember that Soylent Green is brought to you mostly by the letter S, as in nSfw, IYKWIMAITYD. (You certainly ought to by now.)

Fishersville Mike would like to interrupt all the unseemly carrying-on over some marriage in the UK to mention that Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton got hitched. He’s got a nice clip of Miranda singing “Gunpowder and Lead” over there, too.

Randy’s Roundtable was one of the blogs affected by Google’s thumbfingered Blogger outage last week, but he managed to repost his Julie Montouret entry from last Thursday. Meanwhile, That Mr. G Guy apparently is unaware of Tommy Shaw’s warning concerning girls with guns. Elsewhere, the Eye of Polyphemus focuses on Jenna Fischer, the POH Diaries take a gander at Pippa Middleton, and A View From The Beach offers a different take on fantasy girls.

Proof Positive’s Vintage Babe of the week is Barbara Bouchet; also, the not yet vintage Claudia Jordan. Over at Dustbury, the search for fresh faces brings us former J-pop singer sifow and Selita Ebanks; Postaldog, on the other hand, has Joanna Krupa.

Did you somehow miss Troglopundit this week? Catch up in a hurry with his The Week In Automotivators, featuring a nice assortment of Rule 5 pix.

Over at The Camp of The Saints, it was time for Bob’s annual Six Days of Cheesecake, and I’m not talking about dessert, I’m talking classic cheesecake, more classic pix, still more for Hump Day, yet more on Thursday, also Friday and Saturday with Bettie Page and Margaret Lee, among others. Not content with this extravaganza, Bob offers an illustrated essay on marital relations, specifically wife spanking.

We end Rule 5 Sunday as we end all our Rule 5 posts of late, with the links of the DaleyGator, who has the best slideshows. 🙂
This week, the DaleyBabes include Jennifer Metcalfe, Olivia Wilde, Dianne Kruger, Holly Valance, and Corissa Furr; also, a Hooters bikini contest.

Thanks to all for their links! To be included in next week’s Rule 5 roundup, please send an e-mail with those links to Rule 5 Wombat by May 21.

Shocking: Government Wastes Money!

I’m sure you’ll be stunned into silence by the startling revelation that the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development is not a model of efficiency:

The federal government’s largest housing construction program for the poor has squandered hundreds of millions of dollars on stalled or abandoned projects and routinely failed to crack down on derelict developers or the local housing agencies that funded them.
Nationwide, nearly 700 projects awarded $400 million have been idling for years, a Washington Post investigation found. Some have languished for a decade or longer even as much of the country struggles with record-high foreclosures and a dramatic loss of affordable housing.
The U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development, which oversees the nation’s housing fund, has largely looked the other way: It does not track the pace of construction and often fails to spot defunct deals, instead trusting local agencies to police projects. . . .

Read the whole thing. (Via Memeorandum.)