#ZimmermanTipLine He Fronted ‘Blue Oyster Culture Club’ On Their ‘Do You Really Want To Hurt Me, Godzilla?’ Tour
Posted on | July 16, 2013 | 23 Comments
by Smitty
#ZimmermanTipLine Was hiding at the NTSB under the name "Tso Wut" when KTVU called to get the names of the pilots in the SF crash.
— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 17, 2013
#ZimmermanTipLine Knows every line Steven Segal ever uttered.
— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 17, 2013
#ZimmermanTipLine Framed both Bernie Madoff AND Jon Corzine. "Made enough money to buy Miami, but he pissed it away so fast."
— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 17, 2013
#ZimmermanTipLine Likes to sing whiny karaoke by that other famous Zimmerman.
— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 17, 2013
#ZimmermanTipLine Advised Harry "the Cadaver" Reid to use "the unclear option" to break the filibuster impasse.
— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 17, 2013
#ZimmermanTipLine Still hasn't taken down his Christmas lights.
— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 17, 2013
#ZimmermanTipLine Suspected Brony
— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 17, 2013
#ZimmermanTipLine Both owns a ukulele and has bubbles his beer that are non-tiny.
— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 17, 2013
In summary:
I hope George Zimmerman is reading #ZimmermanTipLine and getting a belly laugh or three out of it, after the #CrapNado he has endured.
— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 17, 2013
Inspired by MSNBC
Posted on | July 16, 2013 | 40 Comments
Because I don’t want to leave the blog going stale while I crank out another 1,500 words, I’ll share a few thoughts that crossed my mind as I was sitting here with the office TV on MSNBC.
Al Sharpton was once briefly in the same room with the Truth, But the Truth walked out the minute he noticed Al walking in.
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) July 16, 2013
FACT: Al Sharpton is an irresponsible hate-hustling charlatan whose stupidity is exceeded only by his dishonesty.
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) July 16, 2013
American-hating Commies burn flag in Oakland. http://t.co/yJBG89zU60 Hate back twice as hard. @AmPowerBlog @vadum #tcot
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) July 16, 2013
Panel of idiots on MSNBC having a deep discussion of hoodies. I'm not kidding. @alexwagner
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) July 16, 2013
MSNBC: I Watch It, So You Don't Have To.
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) July 16, 2013
@Mekbeth8 There's like a zen discipline to watching MSNBC, where you learn to resist the constant urges to stab people in the face.
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) July 16, 2013
‘The Greater Good’: Heretical Facts vs. the Myth of St. Trayvon of the Blessed Hoodie
Posted on | July 16, 2013 | 151 Comments
Trayvon Martin: ‘And by this sign shall ye know me …’
Pete Da Tech Guy on how the system failed Trayvon Martin:
After all what’s the life of a single black man, the safety of individuals, the policing of schools or doing your job compared to the greater good of appearing politically correct, getting the right stats, financing the grievance industry or electing Democrats?
Well — “How dare you?”
The Politics of Indignation practiced by Democrats requires quite a great deal of narrative management, and relies on the cowardly unwillingness of Americans to speak the blunt truth. We are offered an iconic martyr — St. Trayvon of the Blessed Hoodie — by the High Priests of the Temple Cult and if we fail to mimic their superstitious ritual, if we do not reverently genuflect before this sacred symbol of innocence . . .
“How dare you?”
Our Moral Superiors have become so accustomed to preaching such sermons to their worshipful congregations that the slightest expression of skeptical impiety seems to shock them.
Only within their sanctuaries of belief, where none but the voices of the faithful are heard, is it possible for Edward Wyckoff Williams to expect to be taken seriously when he writes nonsense like this:
If there is no justice, there can be no peace. But in the American South it seems white folks suddenly believe that decorum and charm are a proper response to unspeakable acts of violence and unconscionable injustice.
The day before a jury delivered an acquittal in the murder trial of George Zimmerman, Seminole County Sheriff Don Eslinger and Sanford Police Chief Cecil Smith gave a national press conference to appeal for a peaceful reaction to the verdict — regardless of its outcome.
Eslinger, who is white, said, “We will not tolerate anyone who uses this verdict as an excuse to violate the law.”
The veiled threat of an aggressive police response to imaginary civil unrest belies the very logic that led to Trayvon Martin’s death to begin with. For, you see, African-Americans are never protected or served by the law enforcement apparatus — yet they are always subject to its military might.
Sanford police coyly “tolerated” the actual killing of an unarmed black child, but yet refuse to “tolerate” any anger expressed for the acquittal of his murderer.
This is the new Jim Crow realized. . . .
(It’s 1963 and Sanford, Florida, is rural Mississippi.)
President Barack Obama is not immune — as he’s become the target of incessant “white rage”: race-baiting attacks, prejudice and bias even prior to his election. The Republican Party and its neo-Confederate Tea Party wing has been committed to invalidating his political and legislative legacy as much as the Zimmerman jury invalidated the civil rights of Trayvon.
The counterfactual conflation of distinct phenomena and the deliberate misuse of grossly inappropriate historical analogies are errors of rhetoric and logic that we are not supposed to notice, much less to point out and refute. Facts and logic are unwelcome within the Temple of St. Trayvon of the Blessed Hoodie, and common sense is heresy.
Trayvon Martin, a lanky 6-foot-tall 17-year-old dopehead, is miraculously transformed into “an unarmed black child,” and the testimony and evidence indicating that Trayvon deliberately waylaid the neighborhood watch captain must be disregarded.
Similarly, we are expected not to notice how little Seminole County, Florida, resembles “the American South” that Williams invokes.
Sanford is a 30-minute drive from downtown Orlando, and 45 minutes from Daytona Beach. Seminole County has a population of more than 400,000 residents, the vast majority of whom were not born there, but are transplants from elsewhere, including retirees from up North as well as many immigrants (11.5% of the county’s population were not born in the United States). The median home value in Seminole County is $225,500 and the median household income is nearly $60,000. This prosperous suburban community, however, Edward Wyckoff Williams offers us as emblematic of “the American South” (newsreel footage of Klansmen burning crosses) as though he were discussing some backward poverty-stricken redneck crossroads town in Appalachia.
Edward Wyckoff Williams does not tell you any facts about Seminole County, nor does he mention that Sanford Police Chief Cecil Smith was hired from Elgin, Illinois. And Sheriff Eslinger — “who is white,” Williams points out — is scarcely an ignorant hillbilly:
Sheriff Eslinger has 33 years of service with the Seminole County Sheriff’s Office. His career began in 1978 as a Radio Dispatcher and he advanced through the ranks as a Patrol Deputy, Criminal Investigator, Special Operations Investigator, Watch Commander, Special Weapons and Tactics (SWAT) team leader, two tours with the Federal Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) as a Task Force Agent; and returning as Commander of the City/County Investigative Bureau. At the time of his appointment, Sheriff Eslinger held the position of major, third in command of the Sheriff’s Office.
Sheriff Eslinger earned his Bachelor’s Degree in Applied Behavioral Sciences from National Louis University and is a graduate of the Federal Bureau of Investigation National Academy in Quantico, Virginia. He also attended the Florida Department of Law Enforcement Chief Executive Institute in Tallahassee, Florida and the National Academy of Corrections – U.S. Department of Justice.
Neither of the two law enforcement officials whom Williams offers as symbolic of “unconscionable injustice” would seem to fit the profile. But the martyrdom myth of St. Trayvon of the Blessed Hoodie is crafted entirely of such shoddy fabrics, and if the reality of Seminole County doesn’t match the myth, well, damn those pesky facts!
Democrat Rep. Luis Gutierrez wants the House Judiciary Committee to hold a hearing on the Trayvon Martin shooting, which would be an excellent idea, seeing as how the House of Representatives is one of the few major institutions in America controlled by the Republican Party.
Trayvon’s parents cry in front of the cameras, and we are supposed to ignore the fact that they got divorced when Trayvon was 4 years old, and that Trayvon’s mother kicked her son out of her house because he was so impossibly unruly. Most of all, nobody can mention that Trayvon wasn’t even from Sanford, that he was only in Sanford because (a) his father was dating a woman who lived there and (b) Trayvon had been suspended from his high school 240 miles away in Miami-Dade County.
All these facts we might ignore — for “the greater good,” as Pete says — were it not for the fact that liberal lies inspire fools to action:
Witness claims youths yelled
‘this is for Trayvon’ in beating
A half-Peruvian neighborhood watch captain in Sanford, Florida, shoots a teenage dopehead from Miami and, because Our Moral Superiors insist that this is a matter of national importance, some innocent guy in Baltimore gets beaten up by a gang of thugs?
Yeah. That makes perfect sense — it’s the New Normal.
No Justice. No Peace. No Facts. No Logic.
When You’re Doubled Over In Agony, Your Guts Are ‘Sploding And #ObamaCare Has Broken Our Medical System, Watch This
Posted on | July 16, 2013 | 29 Comments
by Smitty
Remember, boys and girls: triumph begins with visualization and a peppy soundtrack:
(rest in) Peace Through Bureaucracy
via Rare
LIVE AT FIVE: 07.16.13
Posted on | July 16, 2013 | 7 Comments
— compiled by Wombat-socho
TOP NEWS
Harry Reid Says Senate “Broken”
Vows to limit filibuster
Top Islamist Ghulam Azam Sentenced To 90 Years For War Crimes
Masterminded atrocities during 1971 Bangladesh War of Independence
Mexican Marines Capture Alleged Chief Of Zetas Cartel
“Z-40” taken in Anahuac on the Nuevo Leon/Tamaulipas border
POLITICS
Spitzer, Weiner Coming On Hard In NYC Races

Eliot Spitzer and Anthony Weiner
Leading Democrat primary races for comptroller, mayor
LA’s Zimmerman Demonstrations Continue Into Third Day
Petraeus Now A Dollar-A-Year Man For CUNY
Charleston WV Welcomes Boy Scouts To Jamboree
Bush The Elder Toasted By Obama
Nixon Aide Leonard Garment Dies, 89
Pentagon Report Finds Flaws In Sex Assault Probes
California Lawmakers Want Answers On Prison Sterilizations
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
WTI Trades Near Three-Day High As Oil Stockpiles Seen Shrinking: NYMEX $106.06, Brent $108.81
Twinkies Make “Sweetest Comeback”
Stocks Gain On Earnings As Treasuries Rise On Retail Data
Nissan Brings Back Datsun Brand With Go Car
Consumers Hold Back, US Retail Sales Moderate
Interesting: Ray Ozzie Joins HP Board
Surface Watch? Microsoft Allegedly Testing “Translucent Aluminum” Smart Watch
Apple Crawls Back To Samsung For iPhone Processors
Bill Gates: The College Lecture Is Dead, But Microsoft Bob Isn’t
Apple Investigates Report Of Electrocution by iPhone
Ad Netwrks Strike A Blow Against Online Piracy
SPORTS
A’s Yoenis Cespedes Beats Nationals’ Bryce Harper To Win Home Run Derby

Launching the bombs
Hits 17 in first round, finishes with 32
Real Madrid Tops Forbes List Of Most Valuable Franchises
Matt Harvey To Start For NL In All-Star Game
Kovalchuk Inks Deal With SKA St. Petersburg
Metta World Peace Heads Home, Signs Two-Year Deal With Knicks
Chip Kelly: Vick Will Have To Earn QB Job
Nolan Ryan: Manny Ramirez Could Be An Option For Rangers Soon
MLB’s Biogenesuis Squeeze Little More Than Legal Version Of Hidden Ball Trick
FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
Kelly Osbourne’s Engaged!

Matthew Mosshart and Kelly
It’s official!
Cory Monteith: Alcohol, “Substances” Found In Room Where He Died
Carly Rae Jepsen’s First Pitch At Rays Game Goes Awry
Gabourey Sidibe Pranks Jimmy Kimmel, Wears Bridal Gown To His Wedding
Anti-Vaccination Loon Jenny McCarthy Joins “The View” As New Co-host
Stranded Dave Mathews Hitches Ride With Fan
Dina Lohan: Oprah Winfrey Will Be Lindsay’s Mentor
“Despicable Me 2”, “Grown-Ups 2” Beat “Pacific Rim” At Box Office
Is Fox Teasing A “Predator” Reboot?
Could “Doctor Strange” Be Too Big For Marvel?
Doctor Says Randy Travis Awake And Alert After Stroke
Radiohead’s Thom Yorke Slams Spotify
Kirstie Alley “Livid” At Leah Remini For Leaving Co$
FOREIGNERS
Aussie PM Rudd Outlines Plan To Terminate Carbon Tax In 2014
Putin Wants Snowden To Leave, But Hasn’t Ruled Out Asylum
Burma To Free All Political Prisoners By Year’s End, President Says
Spanish PM Refuses To Resign As Scandal Deepens
David Cameron Accused Of Betraying Syrian Rebels
British Woman Dies Trying To Swim Channel For Charity
Uttarakhand Missing Now Presumed Dead; Death Toll From Floods Over 5,000
Gay Marriage Clears House Of Lords
BLOGS & STUFF
First Street Journal: The George Zimmerman Trial And The Philadelphia Inquirer
Twitchy: Race-Baiting Salon Article Sparks Hilarious Outbursts Of #WhiteRage
Volokh Conspiracy: Provocation And Self-Defense
Stephen Green: We’ve Only Just Begun To Race-Bait
American Thinker: More Lies From The Mainstream Media About The Zimmerman Case
JustOneMinute: NYT Editors On Zimmerman Acquittal – Keeping The Dream Alive
Allahpundit: Holder Tells Audience He Shares Their Concern Over Zimmerman Verdict
Power Line: An Early Look At The 2014 Senate Battleground
Legal Insurrection: Schweitzer Backs Out
Jim Geraghty: Democrats Still Seeking Anyone To Run Against GOP Senate Incumbents
Conservatives4Palin: National Journal Doesn’t Understand Why MSNBC’s Ratings Are Plummeting
Questions & Observations: Unions On Obamacare – “This Vision Has Come Back To Haunt Us”
Sister Toldjah: My Heart Bleeds For Big Labor. Really, It Does.
Bryan Preston: DOJ Hits Gallup With $10.5 Million Fine For Doing What DOJ, Obama Administration Do
Can Anyone Verify These Disturbing Allegations About Trayvon’s Family?
Posted on | July 15, 2013 | 402 Comments
A commenter on the earlier post wrote this:
Here’s something else you don’t know. From the age of 3 until age 15 or 16, Trayvon Martin lived NOT with Sybrina Fulton but with Tracy Martin, a known member of the Crips, and his then-wife Alicia Stanley-Martin, who was mentioned above. Alicia Stanley-Martin in that interview with Anderson Cooper said Trayvon spent 90% of his life in her home being raised with her two daughters from a previous relationship.
When Tracy Martin dumped Alicia for Brandy he sent Trayvon to live with Sybrina — a woman he hardly knew. The two didn’t get along at all. Sybrina kicked Trayvon out two days before he jumped Zimmerman.
Oddly, at that point Tracy was living with his sister because he’d dumped Alicia but hadn’t yet convinced Brandy to let him shack up with her and her son Chad. According to Trayvon’s text messages the plan was for him and Tracy to move in with Brandy soon but there was no definite date.
So Sybrina kicked Trayvon out knowing that Tracy had no home of his own, meaning Trayvon had no home to go to other than his aunt’s house where his father was staying.
Mother-of-the-year award material.
The part that gets me, however, is that Sybrina would let a known member of the Crips to raise her child from age three. I’m sorry but that’s too messed up for words.
You ought to check out Trayvon’s text messages, the released ones anyway. All evidence points to Tracy initiating Trayvon into the Crips, including purchasing illegal guns on the street. Yes, you read that correctly.
The text messages may be found at the website created and ran by Mark O’Mara. Look at the ten text message reports. Oh, and Tracy Martin’s Crip nickname is “Fruit.”
Is this true? The commenter references the “Third Supplemental Discovery” at George Zimmerman Legal Case, and says that all this information has previously been cited by The Last Refuge, a.k.a. The Conservative Treehouse. I find it difficult to believe that anyone — even the most biased liberal reporter at the New York Times — covering this case would look at that and say, “Irrelevant.”
As I’ve explained elsewhere, I didn’t pay much attention to this story when it broke, because in March/April 2012 I was covering the end of the GOP presidential primary campaign. Controversy about a shooting in Florida wasn’t really on my beat. So you’ll forgive me if I’m re-hashing anything everybody already knew. But . . . Trayvon’s father was a member of the Crips? Really? This is “irrelevant”?
Welcome to the New Normal, I guess.
“Sometimes When We Torch” #ALSharptonHitSongs H/T @N_Fatale
Posted on | July 15, 2013 | 36 Comments
by Smitty
You ask me if I love glue
And, sniffing, I reply
I’d rather hurt you verbally
Than just, I don’t know, maybe flatten you with a railroad tie.
For who are you to judge me
In what I say or do
I’m only just beginning
To pile propaganda and false accusations upon bigoted creeps like you.
[chorus]
And sometimes when we torch
I say “Resist we much!”
And I have to close my eyes
(Can’t rhyme)
I want to scold you ’til I die
Little racist! Now you cry!
I want to scold you, ’til the jeer in me subsides.
Racism’s an honest strategy
Chasing grappa with Blender’s Pride
But through years of insobriety
Some liver still survives
I’m just another poser
Whitening my tooth
Unhesitant race-baiter
Busy hiding truth
[chorus]
I was going to work on the third verse, but my Y chromosomes screamed ENOUGH
Rule 5 Monday
Posted on | July 15, 2013 | 19 Comments
— compiled by Wombat-socho
Once again, it’s time to take a break from the wall-to-wall 24-hour crazy of the news cycle and contemplate the wonder of God’s creation, preferably in bathing suits or lingerie, but occasionally not. Since many of the following links are NSFW, please exercise discretion and avoid clicking when you’re in places where you shouldn’t.
Valley of the Shadow leads off with Vampirella, who’s helping him shake the tip jar this month; Laughing Conservative has Eva Longoria, Fishersville Mike notes Sabine Lisicki, and Animal Magnetism chips in with Rule 5 Friday and the Saturday Gingermageddon. Reaganite Resistance contributes Miss Germany, Caroline Noeding, 90 Miles From Tyranny offers Morning Mistress and Hot Pick Of The Late Night, and Randy’s Roundtable has Louise Kavanagh. Blackmailers Don’t Shoot has Pretty Girls On a Friday: Working For The Weekend, while Wine Women and Politics offers Saturday Night Special, Friday Fineness, and Friday Extra. First Street Journal, as usual, has a slightly different take on Rule 5 but we’re always happy to see the IDF Again.
Postaldog returns after a long absence with Laura Prepon, Paris Hilton, Olivia Sprauer, and Lana Del Rey.
EBL this week has White Hispanic Riot, Zimmerman Trial Dummy, gives an assist to Instapundit with Naked Women As A Fiat Car, and the unlikely pair of Shirley Jones and Alice Eve.
A View From The Beach brings us Cassidy Freeman, Cups, Sharknado Live Blog, Miss Winchester Sues The NYPD, Are You Ready For Some Baseball?, Whatever Gets The Work Done, Did Spearchucking Make Humans Human? (with cavegirl content), and Photoshopping [The Unspeakable Armenians].
Soylent Green starts the week with Monday Motivationer Cali, I For One Welcome Our New Cybernetic Masters, Tuesday Titillation Twofer, Yeah I Like Superhero Movies, Overnighty Awesome, Humpday Hawtness Emily, Who’d Have Thunk It?, Nice Baseboards, Evening Awesome Monica, Falconsword Fursday Cara, Afternooner Kiera, Corset Morsels With Charlize & Dita, T-GIF Friday, Your Supplementary Scarlett, Now That’s What I Call Fully Equipped, Vampire Graves Unearthed In Poland, So LC How’s Your Weekend Going?, and Mea Culpa Scarlett.
Proof Positive’s Friday Night Babe is Claudia Jordan, his vintage babe is Natalie Wood, and the Sex In Advertising Department asks, Armadillos anyone? Dustbury has Carly Rae Jepsen and Zooey (but no palooza).
The DaleyGator’s DaleyBabes this week were Natalie Noelle, Maya Michelle, Kie Katano, Mia Guzman, Monique May, Amanda Harrington, Caitlyn Hixx, Melyssa Grace, Melissa Giraldo, Cherry Mayers, Georgia Karabinis, Taylor Cole, Ursula Mayes, Tiffany Habib, Maria Venus, Satomi Tsubaki, Alicia Machado, Laura Lee, Catherine Kluthe, Kayden Kross, Sofia Jaramillo, Karin Castillo, Jennifer Metcalfe, Jennifer Denise, Jaimie Koeppe, and Hitomi Furisaki.
Thanks to everyone for their linkagery! Links for next week’s Rule 5 Sunday (which I will TRY to actually get done on Sunday for once) are due to the Rule 5 Wombat mailbox no later than Saturday, July 20.
