Kaitlyn Hunt’s Big Gay Pride Day: Is ‘Jailbait Rights’ Now Mainstream?
Posted on | July 1, 2013 | 77 Comments
The Hunt family continued their campaign to make their 18-year-old daughter America’s Most Famous Sex Offender™ by taking her to New York for Sunday’s 44th annual Gay Pride Parade. Because defending Kate’s right to have gay sex with 14-year-olds isn’t all about lawyers and petitions, you know. It’s also about marching in parades and sightseeing in Manhattan and riding around in limousines.
For those who aren’t familiar with the NYC Gay Pride Parade, it’s a wholesome family-friendly celebration of perversity diversity.
@rsmccain Foreskin Pride" Activists marched Into NYC Gay "pride" http://t.co/ZNnRewpEsw #freekate pic.twitter.com/MafLfXysTJ
— PuertoRicanCracker (@Jeanette_Runyon) July 1, 2013
Are drag queens and uncircumcised penises more popular in the LGBT community than lesbian sex with 14-year-olds? Let’s ask Dykes on Bikes:
This photo has been strategically cropped to keep the blog from becoming NSFW, but if you really want to see the uncropped photo, let me warn you about (a) her beer belly and (b) pierced nipples.
Amid all this wholesomeness, certainly there were many people who agreed with the ACLU that it is “fairly innocuous and extremely common” to play Spin the Dildo with a 14-year-old runaway:
[The 14-year-old] ran away from home to spend the night [of Jan. 4] in Kaitlyn’s bedroom where, to quote the affidavit by Sheriff’s Office Detective Jeremy Shepherd, the two girls “put their fingers inside of each other’s vaginas, put their mouths on each other’s vaginas, and both of them used a vibrator on each other to insert it in each other’s vaginas.”
Happy 14th Birthday! (Batteries not included.)
For some strange reason, a search of news sites doesn’t turn up any mainstream media coverage of Kaitlyn Hunt’s Gay Pride Parade appearance in New York City. It’s almost as if the media don’t think the “Free Kate” movement is good for gay rights. Perhaps the media even disagree with Kate’s mom, Kelley Hunt Smith:
“They are teens, it’s healthy and normal.”
Sometimes the media don’t want to publicize exactly what the liberal agenda is for your kids. When the American Life League wanted to place advertisements showing examples of Planned Parenthood’s sex education materials, the New York Times rejected these ads as being “too graphic.” Do you really want to click this link? Don’t say you weren’t warned, and if it’s NSFW — if you could be fired for viewing Planned Parenthood sex-education lessons in your office cubicle — why is it OK to show it to your kids in public school?
This kind of hide-the-facts trick explains how “Free Kate” could get more than 300,000 signatures on a petition claiming Kaitlyn Hunt just had a “high school romance,” as if she got caught sending notes in math class: “Do you like me? Check yes or no.” To cite the actual facts of this case — e.g., the arrest affidavit — is unfair, they say:
Liberals: "It's perfectly OK for #FreeKate to do it, but it's wrong for anyone to describe what she actually did." @CFLancop @Lorini08
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) May 28, 2013
Facts? You bigoted hateful haters!
Selling Out Early To Avoid The Rush
Posted on | July 1, 2013 | 25 Comments
— by Wombat-socho
LIVE AT FIVE: 07.01.13
Posted on | July 1, 2013 | 11 Comments
— compiled by Wombat-socho
TOP NEWS
Ten Dead In Rioting As Millions Join Anti-Morsi Protests
Tahrir Square in Cairo on Sunday
Hundreds attack Muslim Brotherhood offices in Cairo with Molotov cocktails, rocks
EU Confronts US Over Surveillance Reports
Explanation demanded for wiretap allegations in Der Spiegel
Nineteen Firefighters Killed, 200 Homes Burnt In Arizona Fire
“Hotshot” crew from Prescott killed eighty-five miles northwest of Phoenix near Yarnell
POLITICS
Buono Denied Two Shots At Taking On Christie – By Own Party
State Senator Mary Buono visits with participants in NYC’s Gay Pride parade
Democrats’ legislative leadership denies their candidate for governor opportunities to oppose Christie on state budget, gay marriage
BART Strike Imminent, No Service Today
Gay Pride Parades Draw Huge Crowds
Assange, Snowden Promise More NSA Secrets To Be Revealed
Pennsylvania State Budget Passes Without Corbett Priorities
Texas Capitol Now Center Of Larger Abortion Battle
House Leaders Vow To Overhaul, Replace Senate Immigration Bill
Student Loan Rates Double As New Month Begins
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Oil Up From Friday’s Close On Weaker Dollar: NYMEX $96.79, Brent $102.37
Asia Stocks Fall On PRC Manufacturing Weakness
Nokia Buys Out Siemens From Equipment Joint Venture
Nikkei Climbs To One-Month High In Choppy Trade
ROK Exports Down In June
USDA Crop Reports Don’t Help Their Credibility Problem; Corn Planting Estimates “Unexpectedly” Higher
Feedly The Best Alternative To Google Reader?
Almost Half Of Smartphones Sold In Europe Are Samsung
Intel’s New CEO Focused On Mobile Chips, Cautious On TV
Sprint Pulls Plug On Nextel iDEN Network
Facebook Removes Ads From Controversial Pages To Avoid Boycott
SPORTS
Matt Kenseth Getting Used To That Winning Feeling
Jimmie Johnson led for most of the race, but…
Beats Jimmie Johnson on the restart at Quaker State 400
Dallas Restaurant Offers Dwight Howard Free Chicken For Life If He Signs With Mavs
Pirates Sweep Brewers, Maintain Baseball’s Best Record
ACC Commish Looking Forward To Stable Future
Hellickson Lets His Arm Do The Talking As Rays Get Last Word
Chris Paul To Sign Five-Year Deal With Clippers
MacKinnon Goes #1 In NHL Draft
Red Sox Win On Blue Jays Error In 9th
Mavericks, Celtics Talking About Rondo Trade
Tribe’s Masterson Tosses Third Shutout
Royals Hit Timely Homers To Top Twins
Hamilton Emerges From Slump, Helps Angels Beat Astros
Davis Homers Again As O’s Sweep Yanks
Donaldson Does It All As A’s Beat Cardinals
Nationals Rout Mets, Reach Halfway Point With A Bang
FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
Lindsay’s Off The Uppers – For Now

Not speeding away
Apparently drug not needed for ADHD after all?
Avril Lavigne Marries Nickelback Frontman Chad Kroeger
J-Lo Sings Happy Birthday To Turkmenistan’s Despot
Kristen Cavallari Shares Her Honeymoon Pictures
“Glee” Promotes Five To Series Regulars
UK Mirror Reports Michael Jackson Paid Out 23 Million Pounds To Silence Abused Boys
Cheryl Cole Planning Lavish LA Bash For 30th Birthday
Paula Deen Loses Five-Book Deal Despite Fan Support
FOREIGNERS
Egyptian Protest Group Gives Morsi Ultimatum
Croatia Officially Joins EU
Bomb Attacks Kill 43 In Pakistan
Thousands Still Missing In Aftermath Of Uttarakhand Flooding
Rudd Selects Cabinet, Tries To Narrow Labor’s Poll Deficit
Archbishop Tutu Welcomes Obama “Home”
Chile’s Bachelet Seen Winning Center-Left Primary, Favored To Beat Conservative Candidates
Putin Signs Anti-Gay Measures Into Law
Despite Failures, Kerry Still Optimistic On Mideast Peace Plan
Thousands Take To Streets In Hong Kong’s Annual Democracy March
Calm Returns To Burma After Religious Clashes
Syrian Opposition: 60,000 Shiite Foreigners Fighting For Assad
BLOGS & STUFF
The First Street Journal: Exercising Their Freedom Of Speech And Hypocrisy
American Power: Who Are The True Defenders Of The West?
Victor Davis Hanson: The Mood Of 1980
Vox Popoli: Datagate Goes International
Power Line: “Wake Up, America!”
Gateway Pundit: Vatican Confirms Catholic Priest Beheaded In Syria (Brutal Video)
Sense Of Events: Syrian Rebels Behead Catholic Priest, Post Video
Ed Driscoll: Partying Like It’s 1939
Allahpundit: Palin – If The House Sells Out On Immigration, It Might Be Time To Leave The GOP
Erika Johnsen: California School District Using Grant Money To Train Students As Obamacare “Messengers”
Lonely Conservative: Healthy Americans Facing Premiums That Could Double Or Triple This Year
Protein Wisdom: I Get Letters Redux Redux
Rule 5 Sunday: Taylor Swift, We Hardly Knew Ye
Posted on | June 30, 2013 | 24 Comments
— compiled by Wombat-socho
It is beyond question that the Westboro “Baptist” “Church”, is perhaps the most successful band of trolls to walk the earth since Frank Zappa (God rest him) shuffled off this mortal coil. Still, as disgusting a collection of para-human filth as they are, up to this point they’ve had a certain twisted logic to their attention-whoring displays. Until Friday, when they picked one of the rare examples of young female celebrities NOT known for public exhibitionism, overindulgence in recreational chemicals, bizarre behavior, vile taste in clothes and/or music, and public drooling over certain half-bright half-Kenyan politicians to condemn in the same breath as homosexuals, shellfish, and bacon cheeseburgers. Yes, I am referring to this young lady.
Well, all I know about Taylor Swift is what I read on WeSmirch, but that’s enough to convince me that as usual, the WBC is full of crap.
Even if she was dating one of the Kennedy clan for a while.
With that out of the way, let me remind you: some of the following links are most definitely Not Safe For Work and could contribute to the pollution of your precious bodily fluids. Reader discretion is advised.
Laughing Conservative leads off with Candice Swanepoel, followed by 90 Miles From Tyranny with Late Night Ladies and Hot Pick of the Late Night. Reaganite Republican shows Athina Pikraki as proof that not everything in Greece is a disaster; Randy’s Roundtable offers Erica Redling, Fishersville Mike has Laura from the Blackhawks’ Ice Crew, and Blackmailers Don’t Shoot has Pretty Girls On A Friday: No Labels Edition. Wine Women and Politics dishes up Bonus Babes, Saturday Specials, and Friday Hotties; Animal Magnetism has Rule 5 Friday and the Saturday Gingermageddon. Meanwhile, at the First Street Journal, it’s the women of the IDF.
EBL serves up some nyotaimori, Hey Girl It’s Paul Ryan, Theresa May, and Alec Baldwin.
A View From The Beach offers Helena Bonham Carter, Dark Water Rising, Dolphin Cheerleaders doing “22”, Chicks Robots And Japanese Weirdness, No No No Silvio!, A Trick For The Dog, and How To Remove McAfee Antivirus.
American Power checks in with Carissa Rosario, Rule 5 Sunday (sic), Paulina Gretzky, Gwyneth Paltrow, Kelly Andrews, Emily Miller, and Lacey Banghard.
Soylent Green this week had Your AM Angel, Overnighty Christine, Monday Motivationer Brie, Tuesday Titillation Brea, Happy Hour Hawt Liz, Humpday Hawtness Alexis, Falconsword Fursday Classic Denise, A Soylent PSA, Corsetcare Return, Cameltoe Conundrum, T-GIF Friday Heather, Cream In Your Coffee, Your Saturday Sports Fix, and Evening Awesome Rebecca.
Proof Positive’s Friday Night Babe is Joanna Garcia – who also covers Sex In Advertising – while his Vintage Babe is Julie Christie. Dustbury offered Carly Simon and Danica McKellar, while at The Camp of the Saints, it’s Chloe Vevrier. Three Beers later presents the Pistol Annies, Kasey Musgraves, and Blake Shelton with the Pistol Annies.
The DaleyGator’s DaleyBabes this week included Irina Voronina, Sophie Hanan, Billie Piper, Emily Scott, Dana Davis, Paola Canas, Jessica Marie Claire, Nanis Ochoa, Melinda Bam, Tomika Skanes, Hwang Min Lee, Esther Baxter, Erica Hubbard, Elsa Pataky, Yuki Jin, and Megan Pinckney.
Thanks to everyone for their linkagery! Deadline for next week’s Belated Independence Day Weekend Fireworks & Fillies Edition will be Sunday, July 7; as usual, submit all links to the Rule 5 Wombat mailbox.
When #CrackerQuotes Get Tuneful
Posted on | June 30, 2013 | 23 Comments
by Smitty
After Rachel Jeantel’s “creepy ass cracker” went legendary, Twitter swung into action. For reasons that refuse to make sense, like some of the Zimmerman trial testimony, this blogger felt the need to work ‘cracker’ into rock lyrics:
Some Tangled up in Blue:
#CrackerQuotes Was in the pack when we first met Soon therefrom divorced Spread a little jam on it oh yes But I used a little too much force
— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) June 30, 2013
#CrackerQuotes Shot through the cracker And you're to blame Darlin' you give snacks A bad name. #AlmostBonJovi
— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) June 30, 2013
#CrackerQuotes We're running with the crackers of the night, So baby take the cheeze whiz It'll be all right #AlmostPatBenatar
— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) June 30, 2013
My sponsor:
#CrackerQuotes If you like a cracker I'll tell you I'm your man You make some you break some It's all the same to me #AlmostMotorhead
— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) June 30, 2013
You’re in the mood for a king:
#CrackerQuotes Friday night and the snacks are low Looking out for a place to go Where they have the right crackers Spreads & tasty things
— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) June 30, 2013
#CrackerQuotes Jeremiah was a cracker Was a good friend of mine Until I needed just a bit of midnight grub And snuffed him with some wine.
— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) June 30, 2013
#CrackerQuotes Oh, no! They say he's got to go Go, go Godz-cracker! #AlmostBlueOysterCult
— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) June 30, 2013
#CrackerQuotes Once upon a time there was food in my life Now, only junk on the meal tracker Nothing I can say Total eclipse of the cracker
— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) June 30, 2013
#CrackerQuotes Modern day warrior mean, mean stacker Today's Tom Sawyer mean, mean cracker No his vote is not for rent. . . #AlmostRush
— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) June 30, 2013
A favorite:
#CrackerQuotes And so it was that later As they struggled to be free That her face, at first just ghostly, Turned a cracker shade of brie
— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) June 30, 2013
#CrackerQuotes And if the band you're in Starts defending from an attacker I'll see you on The dark side of the cracker #AlmostPinkFloyd
— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) June 30, 2013
@Fireflysghost #CrackerQuotes I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada At Trader Vic's His cracker was perfect. @ColdHartPatriot @killpundit
— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) June 30, 2013
Evanescent Youth, Predatory Persistence
Posted on | June 29, 2013 | 152 Comments
“Now there is what appears to be a concerted effort to lower, or even obliterate, the age of consent; but I suspect the culprits engaged therein are less interested in long-term relationships — children eventually grow up, after all — than in simply getting their hands into some poor kid’s Garanimals.”
— Charles G. Hill, Dustbury.com
Our friend Mr. Hill has zeroed in on exactly the problem with this particular perversity. Pedophilia is the fetishization of youth, wherein a person is persistently obsessed with sexual objects of a certain age. This dehumanizes the object of the obsession, and is the opposite of the “one life, one wife” permanent pair-bonding that is the social ideal.
Because youth does not last, neither can the “relationship” between the pedophile and his prey. One may point to the unusual exception: After her release from prison in 2005, Mary Kay LeTourneau married Vili Fualaau, with whom she began her involvement when he was a 13-year-old middle schooler and she was his 34-year-old teacher.
Mary Kay LeTourneau in court, 1998.
But this merely highlights how such relationships transgress the lifelong pair-bonding norm: First, LeTourneau abandoned her husband and four children to pursue this relationship and, second, she is now 51 and her second husband (the father of her two youngest children) is 30. How much longer may we expect this fellow in the prime of life to remain a devoted husband to his elderly wife?
If the LeTourneau case is exceptional in many ways, nevertheless it is typical in others. The adult who pursues illegal sex with minors is always — invariably — a troubled personality, either (a) the maladapted misfit unable to find a satisfactory and enduring adult relationship, or else (b) a sort of sexual opportunist seeking a new thrill to relieve the boredom or soothe the disappointments of adult life.
Some who have been more sympathetic to LeTourneau have pointed to problems in her marriage to Steve LeTourneau, seeing her as the victim of domestic abuse. And while this background may to some extent explain LeTourneau’s problems, it cannot excuse her illegal actions because if we were to accept such an excuse even once, no student would be safe from the predatory sexual interest of any teacher discontented with the quality of their adult relationships.
“Your honor, my client ‘s wife is a nagging bitch, so you
can’t blame him for boning that 15-year-old.
And, hey, it was consensual.”
This commonly heard rationalization, that illegal sex with minors is not really a crime when it is “consensual,” is invalid because (a) it ignores every advantage that the older offender may employ to obtaining such illegal consent, and (b) it ignores the fact that young people are not competent judges of their own best interests.
Point (b) is something that every responsible parent understands. If I were to let my children do whatever pleases them, they would never do anything except watch TV and play video games. Some children are more mature and responsible than others, but their superior qualities cannot be used as evidence against them, as it were, to argue that they should be treated as sexual “fair game.”
“Your honor, the alleged victim is fully developed —
just look at the rack on her, will ya? — and she’s so
emotionally mature that it was only natural she
wanted to get naked with her sophomore gym teacher.
Like I said, it was consensual.”
All age-of-consent laws are to some extent arbitrary: One day a young person is jailbait — off-limits, taboo, the Forbidden Fruit — and then they hit the Magic Birthday where they can legally do anything they want (consensually) with any of their fellow adults. Police, prosecutors, judges and juries may in every case use their discretion in regard to the enforcement of these laws, considering all circumstances in determining how severely any specific infraction should be punished.
One summer day in 1974, I arrived at high school band camp to find all my hoodlum buddies in the trombone section abuzz with the excitement provoked by a certain freshman majorette. Tanned and brunette, with high cheekbones and the brilliant white smile of a carnivore, Sally on that hot Georgia day wore pink short-shorts tightly encasing a pelvis that was a casus belli — hips to kill or die for — and she had legs of perfection beyond the power of mere words to describe. Completing her ensemble of adolescent irresistibility, Sally wore a tight white midriff top, exposing her lean abdomen and emphasizing the pert firmness of her breasts.
Nearly four decades later, that splendid vision remains embedded in my neural cortex, and I doubt any other alumnus of the 1974 Douglas County High School Marching Tiger Band can say he’s ever forgotten what Sally looked like that August day. Her smile so bright, her body so temptingly lithe — oh, every male within eyesight of Sally the Freshman Majorette must have struggled to restrain his inner pirate: “Arggh, what a comely young wench you are! You will be mine!”
Sally was eventually wooed and won by our band’s drum major, a former trumpet section leader who was a senior that year, and the last I heard they were still married. I invoke the vision of Sally her first day at band camp — when all the guys were asking each other, “Who the hell is that chick in the pink hot pants?” — to say that there are entirely understandable urges which the law nonetheless requires us to resist.
Dude, the Pope would have hit that. Read more
FMJRA 2.0: Diamonds And Rust
Posted on | June 29, 2013 | 16 Comments
— compiled by Wombat-socho
The Face of Cowardice: Theresa May
- Ed Driscoll
- Preppers Universe
- The Camp of the Saints
- Walla Walla Tea Party Patriots
- What Bubba Knows
- Zion’s Trumpet
- 90 Miles From Tyranny
- EBL
- Rick’s Rants
Ben Smith Wants You to Ignore This
Perverts, Degenerates and Sociopaths
- Hogewash
- The Camp of the Saints
- The Necropolitan Sentinel
- EBL
- The Necropolitan Sentinel
- Dustbury
- Rick’s Rants
@TedCruz & The Broken Immigration Record: Heard This Bef–Heard This Bef–
Benghazi: The Unanswered Question
Crony Journalism at Think Progress?
Headline Round-Up: Snowden Flees
Real Life Is Not a Reality TV Audition
“It’s Tough To Be A Man, Baby!”
World’s Youngest Blogger: Get Your Motor Runnin’
Just Like Mandela: Has Banging Jailbait Become the New Civil Disobedience?
#FreeKate’s Mom: ‘I Will NOT Have Anyone Ruin This for Family!!!!’
Glenn Greenwald Is A Ridiculous Joke (And Alas, The Internet Never Forgets)
Journalism Errors And Character Flaws
Taylor Swift: A Fornicating Whore?
Interesting that the top posts in terms of attracting links had the common themes of perverts, degenerates, sociopaths, Ben Smith, and Theresa May (BIRM), no?
Top linkers this week:
- Rick’s Rants (27 the hard way)
- EBL (22 the hard way; 3 disqualified links)
- DaleyGator (5)
As usual, a lot of folks came close but just missed the cutoff. I’ll be spending the Independence Day holiday off the internet, so there won’t be an FMJRA unless Smitty decides to pick up the slack, in which case send your links to him no later than Friday, July 5.
Taylor Swift: A Fornicating Whore?
Posted on | June 28, 2013 | 80 Comments
For years, Westboro Baptist Church has been accused of homophobic hatred because of their infamous “God Hates Fags” protests. Finally, they’ve decided to get serious about heterosexual sin:
Yes, that’s right: THE WHORISH FACE OF DOOMED AMERICA, the pop-country star formerly known as Taylor Swift, has been guilty of “hopping from one young man to the next and strutting across the world stage like a proud whore,” according to the WBC press release. . . .
Read the whole thing, because I think we can all agree on this.
.@rsmccain OMG! "The Whorish Face of Doomed America: Taylor Swift" Dang. I may have to join Westboro now.
— GayCracker (@GayPatriot) June 29, 2013
God: A uniter, not a divider, you fornicating whores.
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