And This Was Not Even Voted the Worst Keith Olbermann Rant of 2010

This was only good enough for second runner-up in the Media Research Center’s “Dumb and Dumber Award” category of its 23rd annual Notable Quotables competition:

“[The Tea Party-backed Republicans are] a group of unqualified, unstable individuals who will do what they are told, in exchange for money and power, and march this nation as far backward as they can get, backward to Jim Crow, or backward to the breadlines of the ’30s, or backward to hanging union organizers, or backward to the trusts and the robber barons. . . . It is nothing short of an attempted use of democracy to end this democracy, to buy America wholesale and pave over the freedoms and the care we take of one another, which have combined to keep us the envy of the world. . . . If you sit there tomorrow, and the rest of this week, and you let this cataclysm unfold, you have enabled this. It is one thing to be attacked by those who would destroy America from without. It is a worse thing to be attacked by those who would destroy America from within.”

Of course, picking the absolute nadir of Olbermann’s unhinged crackpot demagoguery is a very difficult task, because there is always so much irresponsible moonbat lunacy from which to choose. Frankly, I don’t even think that MRC video clip even captured the worst of that particular rant about Tea Party-backed Republicans:

They see the future of America not in progress, but in revolution to establish a theocracy for white males, with dissent caged and individuality suppressed.
They see America not for what is, nor what it can be. They see delusions, specters, fantasies; they see communists under every bed and a gun in every hand.

What made that rant so outstanding was that it was delivered on October 27 — the Thursday before Election Day. Here was Olbermann warning America that a vote for the GOP was a vote for a white male theocracy instituted by delusional enemies of progress.

Five days later? The biggest GOP landslide since 1938.

Evidently voters listened to Olbermann’s description of Republican candidates and decided, “Yeah. That’s what we want!”

So now I guess John Boehner knows what his mandate means.

Thanks, Keith!

Christmas Cheesecake

“In an effort to boost my traffic, I am writing about breasts today. Small breasts. But breasts nonetheless.”
— NeoNeoCon, “On Small Breasts”

Donald Douglas is once again bemoaning the blogger’s plight during Holiday Traffic Suckage Season, when it seems that nothing can get the SiteMeter excited.

Lady Gaga getting groped? Man, that’s a genuinely desperate cry for help.

Times are tough all over. My previous post about the NSFW linkage in “Rule 5 Sunday” has raised the alarm. Soylent Green fears I’ve surrendered to the Net Neutrality Nazis.

Meanwhile, Dan Collins is worried about the Obama administration’s anti-terrorism efforts. But we know how to cheer up the blogosphere’s most famous chubby chaser, don’t we? Continue reading Christmas Cheesecake →

START II: Another GOP Cave-In?

The Lonely Conservative:

Yesterday the Senate moved one step closer to approving the New START treaty President Obama has been pushing for. It is expected that full approval will pass the Senate today and the deal with the Russians will be ratified shortly. . . .
Why don’t I feel any safer? . . .

Read the whole thing. My basic impression is that (a) this is yet another controversial issue that the Democrats intentionally punted past Election Day; and (b) if Democrats are in favor of it, Republicans should vote “no.”

LIVE AT FIVE – 12.22.10

TOP NEWS
Illegal Immigrants Factor Into 2010 Census, Congressional Apportionment

Census Director Robert Groves

Steven Camarota: “Literally we’ll have districts like we have right now where half the adult population can’t vote.”

Senate Votes 67-28 To Hold Vote On START Treaty
11 Republicans break ranks

FCC Votes On Party Lines To Impose “Net Neutrality” Rules
GOP minority predicts rules will die in court or be overruled by Congress



POLITICS
Ivies Eager To Welcome Back ROTC After DADT Repeal?

AFJROTC cadet Kwamika Jones salutes before conducting drill practice with her squad at Baltimore Polytechnical Institute

Harvard, Columbia, Yale indicate readiness to reopen ROTC programs; Pentagon has no comment

Continuing Resolution Passes

Food “Safety” Bill Passes Congress

Mohamud’s Defense Lawyers To AG Holder: STFU

Soon, Your Government Check Won’t Be In The Mail



THE ECONOMY, STUPID
TD Bank Buys Chrysler Financial As European Banks Retreat
New York Sues Ernst & Young Over Lehman Bros. Collapse
Oil Industry Challenge To Biofuel Mandate Rejected By Court
1.5 Million Windows 7 Phones Shipped: A Good Start
HP To Unveil PalmPad In January
“Call of Duty: Black Ops” Hits $1 Billion In Sales



SPORTS
Preakness Endangered By Maryland Racing Commission Vote

Rachel Alexandra noses out Mine That Bird to win the 2009 Preakness

Track owners, thoroughbred owners/breeders/trainers unable to agree on a schedule for 2010

Yankees, Red Sox Pay Luxury Tax

Tony Romo On IR For Rest Of The Season

UConn Women Take NCAA Division I Record With 89th Win

Utah WR Twitters “Boise State Or Should I Say Girlse State”

A’s Sign RHP  Rich Harden For One Year, $1.5 Million


San Diego State’s Football Team Makes Comeback, Will Face Navy In Poinsettia Bowl



FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
Scream Real Loud: “Pee-Wee Herman Show” Coming Back To HBO

Paul Reubens as Pee-Wee Herman

Probably no Cowboy Curtis this time around, though. 🙁

“Sarah Palin’s Alaska” Season Two Likely

Jermaine Jackson – Foreclosure Victim

Anna Chapman Nude Pix To Appear In January Playboy

Academy Nixes Four Score Contenders

Ryan Reynolds: Scarlett Treated Me Badly

Heidi Montag Reveals Her Scars

Another Royal Wedding In The Offing



FOREIGNERS
Iraqi Parliament Finally Approves New Government
NATO Denies That Ground Ops In Pakistan Planned
Vatican Clarifies Pope’s Condom Statement: Still Not For Contraception
Police Looking For Answers After Nairobi Explosion



BLOGS & STUFF
AmSpecBlog: Van Jones – The Gift That Keeps On Giving
Riehl World View: If Reid Ate The GOP’s Lunch, Graham & Company Packed It For Him
Neo-neocon: Haley Barbour And Racism
Hit & Run: FCC Votes Itself Judge Dredd Of The Internet
Blackfive: DADT Repealed? We’re Doomed!
Left Coast Rebel: Larry David Is An Idiotic, Self-Loathing Leftist Hollywood Tool
Pat Dollard: Lisa Murkowski Becomes A Major Obama Ally
Gateway Pundit: “Harry Potter” Actress Beaten By Brother, Flees Home After Family Threatens To Kill Her For Dating A Hindu Boy


— compiled by Wombat-socho

Why Ed Schultz Became a Liberal

Big hat-tip to the AOSHQ Headlines on this one. You sometimes hear conservative guys joke that liberal guys are liberal just because they want to score with liberal chicks. MSNBC’s firebrand “populist” is the punchline to that joke:

He savors his skewering of the right, but there was a time when he was one of them—a television sportscaster (after briefly making the roster of the Oakland Raiders) who became a talk-radio conservative, boosting Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush. That began to change in 1992 after Schultz had his first date with the woman who ran the homeless shelter in Fargo. She had him grab a tray and wait on line for the Salvation Army lunch served to the downtrodden.
“Ed was in his suit, dressed to the nines, surrounded by homeless people. He was mortified,” says Wendy Schultz, now his wife and the producer of his three-hour radio show, broadcast down the hall at Manhattan’s 30 Rock. “He had a very tender heart and was very easy to tip over.” . . .
Schultz soon morphed into a left-wing prairie populist. “Some people believe it’s a made-up story, that it was about money, that he saw an opportunity as a liberal talk-show host,” says Schultz’s friend Don Haney, a reporter at KFGO radio. “But his conversion was genuine.”

Which is kinda ironic. Me, I was a Democrat my whole life and didn’t have to change my politics to marry a nice Republican girl from Ohio. (Crawl through broken glass and beg, yes; change my politics, no.)

It wasn’t until after I was married — with three kids and a mortgage — that I started to wise up to the fact that the Democrats’ class-warfare rhetoric wasn’t anything but a lie to get Democrats elected on their bogus promises of helping “the little guy.”

Ed Schultz reminds me of every mean drunk I ever knew. He’s a natural-born bully, which undoubtedly accounts for his popularity with MSNBC’s audience.

If She Were a Sioux Indian . . .

. . . Victoria’s Secret model Jessica Hart’s tribal name would be “Speaks Truth to Losers“:

Jessica has some hard truths to deliver for all you regular Joe’s out there in the event you spot her or another model at a bar and want to make a move.
“Don’t,” she warns. “If you see me, or another model, in a bar wait until you are spoken too before you speak. If we are interested in you we will make the first move.”

So you can probably scratch “score with a Victoria’s Secret model” from your to-do list, guys.

The Scandal That Will Rock 2011

The dirty scam that is the Pigford case, via Breitbart TV:

Lee Stranahan explains at Big Government. When Breitbart went into all-Pigford-all-the-time mode a few weeks ago, some people didn’t get it. “Is this just vengeance for the Sherrod dust-up?” and so forth. But there’s a serious scandal here.

With Republicans taking control of the House of Representatives, the GOP committee chairs get to decide what to investigate, and when they start holding hearings to get to the bottom of this dirty business, it’s going to make huge headlines. The way the plaintiff’s attorneys hosed the taxpayers on the Pigford class-action case is a shame and disgrace to the American legal system.

Perhaps we can persuade Republicans to stick an earmark into an “omnibus” bill, funding a USDA research project to determine whether the corpses of tort lawyers can be used as fertilizer or cattle feed.

Party of Sodomy and Abortion Suffers Demographic Decline — Unexpectedly!

That’s not actually the New York Times headline:

Power in Congress Will Tilt South and West 

The latest Census report is not good news for the Party of Baby-Killing and Barebacking.

“This is about as bad as it could get for Democrats, and as good as it could get for Republicans,” Dave Weigel explains. “The Democratic caucus in the House is about to see internal warfare in the rust belt and northeast, as their members are forced into Thunderdome battle for the diminished number of seats.” Dave lays out the winners and losers of the upcoming House re-apportionment:

WINNERS: Texas +4, Florida +2, Arizona +1, Georgia +1, Nevada +1, South Carolina +1, Utah +1, Washington +1
LOSERS: New York -2, Ohio -2, Illinois -1, Iowa -1, Louisiana -1, Massachusetts -1, Michigan -1, Missouri -1, New Jersey -1, Pennsylvania -1

Read the rest of Dave’s article because he points out that it’s actually worse for Democrats than it looks from numbers alone. In part because of the mid-term wipeout, eight of those states (five winners, three losers) have Republican governors and Republicans in complete control of the legislature, whereas Democrats only exercise such total power in two states (Illinois and Massachusetts), both of which are losers.

This means that the odds of Democrats recapturing the House of Representatives before 2023 are roughly equal to the chances of Andrew Sullivan siring a baby with Ellen DeGeneres. And because lame-duck Democrats couldn’t pass the DREAM Act — under which four semesters at a community college would have made Khalid Sheikh Mohammed eligible for citizenship* — they won’t get any help from their plan to quickly transform illegal aliens into Democratic voters.
* A mild exaggeration.

Of course, because the Electoral College is affected by reapportionment, this is also not good news for Obama’s re-election campaign, which is why he’s handing Republicans a knife and inviting them to cut their own throats:

President Barack Obama told Congressional Hispanic Caucus members Tuesday that he’ll renew his push for comprehensive immigration reform in 2011 — even though such an effort would face even longer odds in a Congress where Republicans control the House.

It’s never safe to underestimate the stupidity of Republicans in Congress, but they would be breaking new frontiers of stupidity if they fall for this one.

(Via Memeorandum.)

UPDATE: The amazing Ed Driscoll notes that Democrats have had many warnings that the Liberal Lifestyle™ is a demographic dead-end. The future belongs to the fertile.

UPDATE II: Donald Douglas blogs about the four-seat gain in Texas, where Hispanics Latinos Democrats are trying to claim that the GOP risks a “backlash” from partisan redistricting. Because I’m fluent in Spanish liberalese, permit me to translate:

“Whatever you do, Republicans, don’t screw us over the way we’d screw you over if we had enough power to screw you over.”

Let’s hope when the GOP legislature in Texas re-draws the district lines, they remember that the Democrats sent Tom DeLay to prison for the crime of trying to help Republicans get elected.

UPDATE II: Shocking news from Instapundit:

STOP THE PRESSES: States With Lower Taxes,
Smaller Government, Fewer Unions
Seeing The Most Population Growth.