Somebody Has To Stand Up For The SEIU

by Smitty (h/t Nice Deb)

Everyone is giving the SEIU the Dan Quayle treatment for inability to spell ‘American’. Joke’s on you. SEIU representative Jessica Jacksonville* reveals the full sign should be understood as:

Standing Up For The
Actual
Majoritarian
Equal
Redistribution
Community
Activist
Neo-socialist
Dream

For certain ‘nightmare’ values of ‘dream’, of course.

And, yes, we can be confident that the Secretary of ‘Edumacation’ approved this message.


*Not a real person.

Coburn Over Gingrich, Sure, But How Do We Do Redemption?

by Smitty (h/t The Corner)

I don’t disagree with what Senator Coburn says in Politico:

In explaining why he wouldn’t support Gingrich, Coburn specifically targeted the ex-speaker’s three marriages as proof that Gingrich “doesn’t know anything about commitment to marriage.”

“His life indicates he does not have a commitment to the character traits necessary to be a great president,” said Coburn, who also noted that Gingrich is a “super-smart man.”

Coburn’s comments follow criticism of Gingrich from his second wife, Marianne, who recently told Esquire that there is “no way” her ex-husband could become president.

Furthermore, Gingrich’s opportunism on NY-23 and the GZM seem to put him somewhere around Pat Buchanan in the realm of hit-or-miss talking heads.

Still, how do we deal with a guy who’s been married three times? That’s not immoral under Sharia law, and we shouldn’t have religious litmus tests for elected leaders, am I correct? Fred Thompson is rather high mileage, yet I voted for him in the VA primary in 2008. Am I inconsistent in apply moral tests for leadership capacity?

Let me say that (a) we all screw up, and (b) actions subsequent to the screw up, i.e. repentance, are crucial to ‘redeeming’ the figure. Or ‘restoring honor’, if you will. Sure, we blow it, but patterns of indiscretion should diminish sharply over time, or we’re not learning.

How is leadership compartmentalized? Can a man be an overgrown teenager (Bill Clinton) and still be of use in public office? Does non-command of the wedding tackle make a lousy Commander-in-Chief? What about alcoholism or other addiction? I want to say that the best leaders limit their major flaws to hubris.

Having served in the military, I recall being offended that uniformed officers are held to higher standards of conduct that elected officials. To what degree does the act of winning an election constitute a publicly issued pardon (Alcee Hastings)?

Here is something of a conclusion: let us be as forgiving as genuine repentance allows, but, more importantly, strive to diminish the importance of individuals in running the government, so that the negative impact of personal failings is reduced.  Oh, and Senator Coburn would make a far better President than His Newtness.

Bolton 2012? Bring Him On!

by Smitty

Hot Air casts the bread on the water, quoting the Daily Caller:

Not shy about his position on a wide range of issues, would this critic-in-chief consider a run for commander-in-chief in 2012? Bolton didn’t reject the idea out of hand.

“[I]t is a very great honor that anybody would even think of asking. I’m obviously not a politician. I’ve never run for any federal elective office at all and, you know, it is something that would obviously require a great deal of effort,” he said. “What I do think, though, and what concerns me, is the lack of focus generally in the national debate about national security issues.

I’ve been a tremendous fan of the man since he was the US Ambassador to the UN.

Now that I’m almost nearly sort of rather a small time blogger, I’ve even had the pleasure of meeting the man:

Ambassador John Bolton and some common riff-raff, Army and Navy Club, 30Mar10

I thought it a bit too silly to point out the John Bolton for SecState group on FaceBook to the Ambassador, as that seemed just a bit too ‘groupy’ of a move.

A Bit Of Ark Snark

by Smitty

The excellent No Sheeples Here takes a scrap of an idea, based upon a Jennifer Rubin remark comparing the Democrat’s November prospects to a ‘deluge’, and does The Wonderful:
The bad news is the accuracy of the prophecy. My guess is that, as we take a look at the damage caused to the ship of state by smacking the Crisis Seamount in the Sea of Debt, the Deluge shall have seemed trivial.

And I hope I’m wrong.

Greetings From Anchorage!

ANCHORAGE, Alaska — Whenever I’m staying in a hotel, it is my habit to laud my hosts with adjectival praise, as for instance when I attended Right Online in Las Vegas at the luxurious Venetian Resort Hotel.

In keeping with this tradition, I can now describe my current abode as an adequate motel near the Anchorage airport.

Good news: It’s only $60 a night. 

Better news:  The local crack whores seem to have called it an early night, so it’s quiet. There’s free WiFi and free coffee in the lobby. I’m not complaining.

My plan had been to crash at Eric Dondero‘s location, but he’s sofa-surfing himself and didn’t want to impose on his host’s hospitality. Just got off the phone with local conservative blogger Thoman Lamb, who reports the latest shenanigans — missing ballots and “walk-in absentees.”

Meanwhile, Fairbanks-area volunteer Pete Alexion says: “Every state in the Union needs to find their Joe Millers and stand beside him or her, for however long it takes.”

The weirdest event of this trip so far? My flight had a refueling stop in Salt Lake City, during which the passengers were left to roam in the airport for about an hour. I was in the smoking lounge on the phone with my wife, when a young man said, “Are you Stacy McCain?”

That young man is the brains behind Political Math. Turns out he’s got a day job as a software programmer. He and I had a disagreement in spring 2009, when I predicted the unemployment rate would get worse, while he thought it would improve. A few months later, when my prophecy proved accurate, he acknowledged that the old geezer had gotten it right, which was nice. He and his wife are expecting their first child, and I wished them a dozen more. Quite a remarkable fellow, and I predict a prosperous future for him.

The big story in the Anchorage Daily News this morning:

Joe Miller’s campaign alleged possible vote tampering and asked for Alaska State Troopers to be dispatched to elections offices going into today’s first count of absentee and questioned ballots in the Republican U.S. Senate primary. Sen. Lisa Murkowski said Monday she was “astounded” at what she called Miller’s false allegations of attempts on her side to steal the election.
The Alaska Division of Elections said there was no evidence to support the Miller campaign’s claim that a Murkowski ballot observer accessed the state’s computerized election management system. . . .

Remember that it was Dan Riehl who broke that story Sunday night. At any rate, it’s now 3 a.m. here in Anchorage, and I want to get to the Division of Elections office before noon, so I’ll turn in for the night.

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Drinkers Outliving Non-Drinkers

by Smitty

I’m cheerfully sober, though I’ve had my share of embarrassments. Anorak has a gallery of shame that is work-place safe. My favorite:

Bottom line:

  • Stay below the legal limit for drunkenness.
  • Don’t become inebriated in unfamiliar locations.
  • If your ‘friends’ have a penchant for lunatic stunts, volunteer for duty driver. Also, find better friends.

Related: iOwnTheWorld posted on this, and has a painful picture that I don’t care to mooch, but did offer a snarky comment around #18.

Via Knowledge is Power, we have a related Rule 5 (or not) clip:

Finally, no ZZ Top emulation: