Levi Johnston at Teen Choice Awards

“Ricky Hollywood” showed up on the red carpet with singer Brittany Senser, saying he would be appearing in a music video with her.

Notice that the “famous for being famous” aspect of celebrity no longer distinguishes between fame and infamy, so that even the World’s Most Notorious Deadbeat Dad is fawned over like royalty.

UPDATE: Levi Johnston is shopping a reality-TV series — a production deal in search of a network, a dime-a-dozen situation in modern Hollywood. Ace of Spades has an interesting prediction of Levi’s next career move.

Puberty Is Racist!

A new study finds U.S. girls are reaching puberty at earlier ages:

Compared to the 1997 findings from girls across the U.S., girls in the current study – especially white girls – were more developed at a younger age. As previous research has shown, there were also large differences in development based on race.
At age 7, approximately 10 percent of white girls and 23 percent of black girls had started developing breasts – compared to 5 percent of white girls and 15 percent of black girls in 1997, the authors write.
Among 8-year-olds in the study, 18 percent of white girls and 43 percent of black girls had entered puberty – an increase from around 11 percent of white girls from 1997, but the same as black girls in that year.

So, black girls were more than twice as likely to have entered puberty before age 9. Will Al Sharpton lead a protest march against puberty, which is clearly guilty of racial discrimination?

After Two Blog Posts, She Was Contacted by Five Literary Agents and . . .

. . . now has less traffic per month than I get in an average week, and yet is deemed so popular that she’s scheduled to appear later this month on The Today Show. Novelist Theodore Beale is also pissed:

I happen to notice that my own little blog appears to have had 208,595 visitors last month, in addition to another 46,376 monthly Feedburner subscribers. According to Blogger, I have written 8,376 posts, which if my math is correct suggests that I should have been contacted by an estimated 177,969 literary agents by now. And yet, despite having published five novels, three graphic novels, and two non-fiction books, I have never, ever been contacted by one. Or, come to think of it, by the Today Show either. How highly peculiar!

Since the late 1950s at least, authors have been divided into four categories:

  1. Those who are already famous enough that merely putting their name and photo on the cover of a book would guarantee commercial success;
  2. Those who, while currently not famous, are sufficiently telegenic that they might get booked on national TV;
  3. Those whose work could conceivably be made into a blockbuster movie; and
  4. Those who are treated like scum.

Once television became the dominant venue for selling books, certain further consequences were predictable, including the Justin Bieber memoir. And while much of the publishing world has surrendered to the “Oprah Syndrome” (whereby publishers try to pick books and authors based on their prospects of catching Oprah Winfrey’s attention), conservative book publishing is nowadays controlled by the Fox Syndrome, based on the likelihood of the author getting booked on “The O’Reilly Factor” or getting mentioned by Glenn Beck.

Speaking of Glenn Beck, for example, let me ask readers who’ve got their copy of Donkey Cons (2006) handy to turn to page 149 and look at the last paragraph on the page:

The welfare explosion of the 1960s was the brainchild of a group of Columbia University professors, including Frances Fox Piven and Richard Cloward and crusading  New York anti-poverty lawyer Edward Sparer. They saw welfare as a means to shatter “patterns of servile conformity” among the poor, transforming them into a force for revolution.

Nowadays, Beck can’t step to the chalkboard without invoking the “Cloward-Piven Strategy,” which was first discussed on his show by my ACORN-busting friend Matthew Vadum:

Vadum’s first writing on the Cloward-Piven Strategy, so far as I’m aware, was in October 2008. You’ll see in the video clip that Beck quotes David Horowitz, who had written extensively about the Cloward-Piven Strategy, as had Horowitz’s colleague Richard Poe in 2005. However, the source I cited in writing on Cloward and Piven in Donkey Cons was Fred Siegel’s excellent 1997 book on urban policy, The Future Once Happened Here.

What I’m trying to get across here is that the Cloward-Piven Strategy was a well-documented phenomenon of left-wing ideology for decades. Yet Beck’s got a TV show and the rest of us don’t, so that’s the way that particular cookie crumbles in the modern world. There’s no point bitching about it.

As Ronald Reagan said, “You can accomplish much if you don’t care who gets the credit.” Or the book contracts or TV shows.

Life is not fair. Embrace the suck.

UPDATE: Instapundit embraces the suck. I should probably now advise you to buy An Army of Davids.

Every Year in Texas . . .

. . .  the state’s estimated 1.5 million illegal aliens become parents of 60,000 new babies who are automatically U.S. citizens.

When Republicans suggest this is a problem, they’re denounced as harboring “a desire to eviscerate the Constitution.”

Not only are our borders broken, but our political discourse isn’t exactly functioning smoothly, either.

UPDATE: “Scaring white people?”

Unfortunately, Not an Onion Parody

US court denies parents
custody of Hitler and sisters

A US appeals court has ruled a couple who gave their children Nazi-inspired names should not regain custody, citing the risk of serious injury to them.
Adolf Hitler Campbell, 4, and his sisters, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation, 3, and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie, 2, were taken from their New Jersey home in 2009.
The case first came to public attention in December 2008 after a shop refused to decorate a birthday cake for Adolf. . . .

Allow me to suggest that (a) if the Campbells were truly the Nordic Übermenschen they claim to be, maybe they’d be able to decorate their own kid’s birthday cake at home; and (b) if the name “Hitler Campbell” bothers you, how do you feel about the names “Russia” and “Kenyatta”?