Illegal Immigrants Rape 14-Year-Old Girl

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Via Pat Dollard: Send me your tired, your poor, your huddled criminal masses yearning to rape underage girls on the Fourth of July:

A pair of illegal immigrants raped a 14-year-old Texas girl at July 4th party in Texas, where the teen was later found sitting naked in a bathtub, police said.
The victim told police that she went to an Independence Day party with her cousin in Horseshoe Bay, Tex., about 40 miles northwest of Austin, where she was left in a room with Anibal Escobar, 19, and Anael Martinez, 22 . . .
The two Honduran natives, who told police they are in the U.S. illegally, made advances at the victim and then raped her, she told police. . . .
[N]one of the witnesses at the party or the suspects spoke English.

Raping girls American rapists won’t rape . . .

Rule 5 Sunday

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by Smitty

Rule 5 has gone tropical for the week. Chilling at an old shipmate’s place on the windward side of Hawaii. But you didn’t come here for me nattering on; you’re here for the links.

  • Peek in the Well recalls the superiority of volleyball to soccer.
  • WyBlogpresents Vanessa Marcil for some bikini blogging.
  • Instapundit, in a startling move, endorses Sissy Willis’ designation of Gillespie as “Mr. Hot Intellectual Beefcake”.
  • American Power has continued to light up the Rule 5-o-sphere:
  • The Daley Gatorposts Maria Sharapova.
  • The Pirate’s Cove hints at my water-sporty immediate future.
  • GrEaT sAtAn”S gIrLfRiEnD chimes in with the usual hits:
  • The Mind Numbed Robot celebrated a ranking improvement with a mug o’ something.
  • Maggie’s Farm, clearly suffering from some sort of flood, manages to accentuate the positive aspects.
  • Uncoverage decries the fundamental silliness of recent California lunar endeavors, and governors.
  • Troglopundit is bummed out about trash TV award nominations, consoles self with Christina Hendricks pictures and Katy Perry blasphemy!
  • The Daley Gator wonders what KP would say about Lance. How do you spell a 23 second scream?
  • Washington Rebelengages in blatant copyright violation, using the lyrics of a Fear cut, in their entirety, for a post title. Rule 5 decries this rampant abuse, and pleades for a more harmonious future.

That’s your Rule 5 for now. I’ve another 40-ish links in the queue, but I’m on vacation, and feeling the need to vacate a bit.
Cheers,
Chris.

Sexy Russian Spy Anna Chapman Implicated in Money-Smuggling Ring

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Never miss an opportunity to use “Sexy Russian Spy” in a headline:

The glamorous redhead who confessed in an American court to being a Russian spy faces claims that she was involved in a money-smuggling operation while she lived in England.
Anna Chapman, 28, is said to have been behind black-market deals worth millions of pounds while working with a businessman introduced to her by her father, who is a diplomat in the Russian Embassy in the Zimbabwean capital Harare.
Working for a company called Southern Union, she is said to have organised the movement of cash from British bank accounts to Zimbabwe from the North London flat she shared with her former husband, Alex Chapman.
Yet, while Ms Chapman was never linked to the company in documents filed at Companies House, her then husband was paid £40,000 a year by the firm, which included a £10,000 payment he received on condition he was listed as a director.

The moral of the story: If you’re a hopeless loser and a hot chick suddenly takes an interest in you . . .

Yeah, my wife is suspiciously hot. I should call the FBI.

And since Mrs. Other McCain is probably reading this: I officially condemn Pat Dollard for posting the nude Anna Chapman photo.

Criminal Tendencies: ‘Poorly Spelled, Profanity-Laced Text Messages’

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It starts with stupid people who can’t spell. Next, they discuss their porn careers on Twitter. Inevitably, this leads to murder:

A pair of porn actors are starring in a real-life murder mystery.
The X-rated boyfriend and girlfriend stabbed and pummeled a Florida tattoo artist with a sledgehammer, detectives said Friday.
Amanda Logue, a lingerie shop owner who also dabbled in prostitution, and Jason Andrews, a Chicago deejay, stand accused of the May 15 murder, police said, pointing to poorly spelled, profanity-laced text messages the couple exchanged before the killing as proof. . . .
The couple spent April and May in Florida starring in porn videos and hanging out at the beach, according to their Twitter accounts.

Via Dan Riehl, who never misspells profanities on Twitter.

Liberals Love a Greedy Sexist Capitalist

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If his name is Hugh Hefner:

What other company does so much for its top guy? Consider this from the company’s regulatory filing, which has a hilariously detached explanation for why it pays the expenses of an old lecher. A passage reads, “Crystal Harris, Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt, Karissa Shannon, Kristine Shannon and Kendra Wilkinson, the stars of The Girls Next Door on E! Entertainment Television, resided in the mansion with Mr. Hefner at various times in 2009 and 2008. The value of rent, food and beverage and other personal benefits for their use of the Playboy Mansion was charged to Alta Loma Entertainment, our production company. The aggregate amount of these charges was $0.3 million and $0.4 million in 2009 and 2008, respectively. In addition, each of these individuals receives or has received payments for services rendered on our behalf, including appearance fees.”
Services rendered? Sheesh, CEOs have been sacked for stashing one mistress on the payroll, but they weren’t in the porn business. . . .

That’s from an excellent Chicago Sun-Times column on the finances of Playboy, Inc. While liberals make a big deal of denouncing corporate greed, you’ll never hear them breathe a word against Hefner’s slimy operation, just as no liberal has ever criticized Planned Parenthood’s obscene profits.

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