Reminds Me of an Old Joke

  • What do you call a thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
  • A good start!

When I endorsed the idea of using lawyers to plug the the BP oil well, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind:

The Washington Post reports that President Obama has named a lawyer to supervise oil drilling. “President Obama has selected Michael Bromwich, a partner in the law firm Fried Frank’s Washington D.C. and New York offices, to head the Minerals Management Service, the troubled agency that oversees offshore oil drilling, according to senior administration officials.” Bromwich has no experience in supervising oil drilling, like his predecessor Elizabeth Birnbaum, who was chosen “to head the MMS in large part because of her record of environmental and green-energy advocacy.” Ignorance of the complexities of oil drilling is no handicap.

That’s from Richard Fernandez at Pajamas Media. We should not be surprised that Obama, whose original claim to fame was being editor of Harvard Law Review, would prefer lawyers to actual experts in such key positions. It’s the flawed logic credentialism:

  • Law school graduates are smart;
  • Smart people solve problems; therefore
  • All problems can be solved by law school graduates.

And if you don’t have a law degree? Shut up, stupid.

Obama’s obvious prejudice in favor of his own class reminds me of Friedrich Hayek’s description of the intellectual, who “need not possess special knowledge of anything in particular, nor need he even be particularly intelligent.”

VIDEO: Mike Barnicle Criticizes Obama, Gets ‘Castrated’ by Mika Brzezinski

Newsbusters caught this exchange on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe”:

Barnicle was parrotting the decidedly negative reaction from MSNBC-oids to Obama’s Big Spill speech, and Mika fired back:

BARNICLE: I’m wondering why he didn’t address more specifically the plight of ordinary Americans in the Gulf . . . What are we going to do about energy in this country? . . .
BRZEZINSKI: What the hell are you saying? . . . You’re criticizing it for not being enough. . . .
WILLIE GEIST: She tore you up.
BRZEZINKSI: I haven’t even begun.
JOE SCARBOROUGH: She castrated you. Get the scalpel.
BRZEZINSKI: Would you stop it. . . . This is ‘Morning Joe’ and that is not acceptable. . . .
SCARBOROUGH (to Tina Brown): Tina, was Barnicle not emasculated by Mika?

Understand that when liberals say they didn’t like Obama’s speech because it wasn’t specific enough, what they mean is (a) he didn’t detail any draconian punishment of BP; and (b) he didn’t blame the whole thing on rich lazy Americans driving SUVs. Ben Adler of Newsweek says Obama is a coward for not calling for higher energy taxes.

The Left requires a scapegoat — Big Oil, SUVs, corporate greed, scary right-wing Republicans — to explain why liberal policies have failed to bring us to Utopia.

ABC Pulls Ads From Perez Hilton Following Miley Cyrus Upskirt Photo

Gay gossip blogger Perez Hilton has never hidden his misogynistic hatred of Miley Cyrus. When she was only 15, he called her  “Disney Whore” and “Disney Slut.” But when he posted an upskirt photo of the 17-year-old former Hannah Montana star — apparently without panties — the Disney empire finally took notice:

Pop Tarts has learned that ABC, which is owned by Cyrus’s former stomping grounds, Disney, was quick to pull ads for “The View” from PerezHilton.com in the wake of the controversy. 

That’s from a Fox News story that quotes my friend Dan Gainor of the Media Research Center:

“There has to be a point where these companies that support Perez Hilton, acknowledge that they’re endorsing a scumbag . . . Perez Hilton is a cyber bully. Here we are in the Internet age trying to protect children, and he does disgusting things like this for a living – and businesses support it.”

As to possible child pornography charges against Hilton, a criminal defense attorney told Salon that “if he’s not prosecuted, there is one reason why: his name is Perez Hilton.” (In point of fact, his real name is Mario Armando Lavandeira, Jr.) Rusty Weiss at NewsBusters:

In a statement on his blog, Hilton said, “”Do you think I’m stupid enough to post a photo of Miley if she’s not wearing any underwear down there?”
That’s what we in the business call a rhetorical question. 

Vicious scum like Perez Hilton flourish because their only competition for certain predictable types of search-engine traffic is other vicious scum. But as I say, “if you’re a creepazoid pervert desperately Googling for ‘Naked Miley Cyrus Upskirt Photo,’ there’s no reason all that traffic should go to Perez Hilton.”

Tomorrow’s Headlines Today

Some things are predictable. Remember this headline?

Report: Bottom Falls Out of Housing
After First-Time Buyer Tax Credit Expires

That was two weeks ago. Today?

Housing starts drop to
five-month low in May

. . . Groundbreaking for single-family homes tumbled 17.2 percent to an annual rate of 468,000 units in May after a 5.6 percent increase in April. The percentage decline in May was the largest since January 1991 and snapped four months of gains.

As one of Instapundit’s readers observes:

“The problem with snatching sales from the future is that eventually the future arrives.”

OK, and what if government created a company whose business objectives were something other than making a profit?

Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac
to delist shares from NYSE

. . . Fannie Mae shares closed Tuesday at 92 cents, while Freddie Mac shares closed at $1.22.

The easiest prediction ever made? It was about Obamanomics:

It Won’t Work

That was December 2008.

Olby, Matthews, Fineman Notice That Obama’s Rhetoric Is Kind of Nebulous

I did not watch President Obama’s Big Spill speech Tuesday night because (a) I was busy on something else and (b) I can’t stand to watch Democrats talk policy.

It’s annoying enough to listen to Republicans talk policy, but Democrats are so reliably 100% wrong that there is no point watching unless I just want to feel angry. And with my daughter’s wedding just three weeks away, there are already too many annoying things to make me angry.

Keith Olbermann, Chris Matthews and Howard Fineman get paid to watch Obama’s speeches, however, and their reactions on MSNBC to the Big Spill speech were interesting:

Olbermann: “It was a great speech if you were on another planet for the last 57 days. . . . Nothing specific at all was said.”
Matthews: “No direction.”
Howard Fineman: “He wasn’t specific enough.”
Olbermann: “I don’t think he aimed low, I don’t think he aimed at all. It’s startling.”

Which is to say, they’re starting to figure out that being President of the United States has not conferred magical powers on Obama, and he didn’t bring any magical powers of his own to the job.

A degree from Harvard Law isn’t necessarily helpful to fixing a mechanical engineering problem, which is what BP is dealing with in trying to cap the Deepwater Horizon well.

The Gulf oil spill is not a political problem. You can’t negotiate a compromise with a broken well. Nor is the oil spill a legal problem. You can sue BP, but litigation isn’t going to cap that well. And all the “community organizing” in the world isn’t going to fix the problem, unless you’re planning to plug the well with SEIU members.

What is Obama’s greatest skill? Reading speeches. As I remarked in February 2009, Obama could read the ingredients from the side panel of a box of pancake batter (“…dextrose, partially hydrogenated soybean oil with mono- and diglycerides…“) and inspire standing ovations from an audience of adoring Democrats.  But all Obama’s oratorical powers are useless to the task of plugging that well.

The disappointment of the MSNBC personalities at the lack of specificity in Obama’s Big Spill speech was ironic to me, because I wrote in November 2008:

Perhaps the most brilliant thing about Barack Obama’s successful campaign was its vagueness. In offering himself as the all-purpose Change We Can Believe In, Obama gave believers a blank slate and a tacit license to project upon him their deepest longings.

Obama’s shortcomings in this crisis should not surprise anyone. As was repeatedly pointed out by Obama’s critics during the 2008 campaign, he had no executive experience. His campaign was about fine-sounding rhetoric, boundless promises and grandiose symbolism. His background was as a liberal activist, an academic and a state legislator.

Most of all, we were told, Obama was qualified to be president because he had such an excellent temperament.

Too bad you can’t plug an oil well with temperament.

UPDATE: Now a Memeorandum thread. Linked by Cassy Fiano, King Shamus, Political Byline, Fausta Wertz, Scared Monkeys, Jules Crittenden and Bob Belvedere at Camp of the Saints.

Where Is Your Gallows Humor? Alvin Greene For President In 2012!

by Smitty (h/t No Quarter)

Stacy thought it may have been raaaaacism.
Jon Stewart didn’t think so, as he sent up the Alvin Greene story:

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
Alvin Greene Wins South Carolina Primary
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What seems puzzling to me is that no one is advocating Alvin Greene to run against BHO in 2012. Why not? Same blank slate, but Greene seems to have a better grasp of brevity while showing up with nothing.

Hey, if we’re not going to confine the Federal government to Federal tasks, and instead continue the debt-driven dive downward, demise-directed, then what difference does it make?

If we push hard enough, this country can make Hugo Chavez look competent. Yes We Can!

A Baseball Theory

by Smitty

Baseball Crank has a post entitled “BASEBALL: Year of the Slightly Better Pitcher”

While out in Idaho, we grilled some steaks. A rancher friend was over, and I alluded to the stolen third perfect game of the year. Out of nowhere, the fellow outs himself as a tremendous baseball fan, praising it as requiring more skill and athleticism than any other sport. Sure.

His post-worthy theory, though, was that the reason for the sudden rash of perfect games was that MLB has gotten off the dope. His notion was that, sans steroids and “mother’s little helpers”, batters were rolling off the bus three games into the road trip and doing about as well as BHO without a teleprompter up at the plate. Fresh pitchers on the home turf were wrecking these suddenly mortal batters.

I’m not enough of an aficionado to do more than pass this along.