PA12: ‘That Crazy Blogger Guy’

That’s what Tim Burns called me Friday night at campaign HQ, and here’s some more crazy blogging at the Hot Air Green Room:

The Burns campaign can count on lots of votes from what one staffer described as “pissed off” Democrats and independents, but the real key will be the ability of Burns to appeal to some of the 12th District’s more affluent voters, who drifted away from the GOP in recent election cycles. . . .
The 12th District is a psychedelic gerrymander on steroids — a Rorshach inkblot, as one campaign source described it — and includes some upscale “exurban” areas in Westmoreland County, east of Pittsburgh. Turning out GOP votes in Westmoreland will be crucial to victory for Burns on May 18. On Election Night, staffers in the campaign “war room” will have a keen eye on returns from those Westmoreland precincts.

Please read the whole thing.

Fear & Loathing at 3600 New York Ave.

Having gotten out in January 2008 while the getting was good, I’m once again less than shocked by the latest news of chaotic madness at the Washington Times:

Washington Times executives are negotiating to sell the newspaper, after the Rev. Sun Myung Moon’s family cut off most of the annual subsidy of about $35 million that has kept the Unification Church-backed paper afloat, company officials said. . . .
The negotiations follow months of turmoil at both the 28-year-old conservative daily and the business empire founded by Moon, 90, whose children are jostling for control over the church’s myriad enterprises, which range from fisheries to arms manufacturing. . . .
[T]he newspaper has hacked its newsroom staff by more than half, from 225 in 2002 down to about 70 people, raised the paper’s price and deliberately shrunk its circulation to cut costs, shed its metro and sports sections, and fired or pushed out several top executives, including its publisher earlier this week. Several reporters said most of the staffers are seeking to leave. . . .
“The feeling everyone feels is that it’s a totally rudderless ship,” said Julia Duin, the paper’s longtime religion reporter. “Nobody knows who’s running it. Is it the board of directors? We don’t know. . . .”

Ah, Julia! She used to sit right across from my desk. A patient and gentle lady, an excellent reporter on her beat, and quite likely soon to be unemployed, I fear.

Back in the day, when Wes Pruden was editor, some people in the newsroom used to complain constantly about Mr. Pruden’s old-school ways. With Mr. Pruden, however, at least there was never any doubt who was in charge. I turned in my two-week notice two days after Mr. Pruden announced his retirement. At the time, some people thought my decision to leave was crazy,  but that decision proved far wiser than the decision of other people to stay. A lot of those people have since been fired or laid off, and those few who still remain are stuck, as Julia says, aboard a “rudderless ship.”

John Solomon, the new editor who was supposed to be the savior of the newspaper, turned out to be a two-faced lying crapweasel — er, sources say — and nowadays, people at the paper look back on the Pruden era as the “good old days.”

Too many people fail to appreciate that the news business is, after all, a business. And the problems at the Washington Times chiefly represent a failure of management, especially on the business side — circulation, advertising, marketing, etc. But some people don’t understand that. Some people never really understand anything.

“Bad craziness,” indeed.

Charlotte’s Pro Amnesty Protest
Updated: NYC and LA

by Smitty

The Old Rebel dropped into Charlotte, NC to cover the Victims of Communism Day protest against those zany ‘Zonies who fetish security, the rule of law, and meaningful borders.

As I started to leave, I remarked to one of the orange-vested organizers that unlike other pro-immigrant rallies I’d seen, there were few Mexican flags displayed — almost all the flags were American flags.
“That’s because that’s their flag,” she replied.

As long as they are legally here, we should respect their right to patriotic dissent. That they often fail to reciprocate, while il-liberal, isn’t cause to attempt to silence them.

Update: Pamela Geller reports on the NYC rally. Hitler card played straight up.

Update II: (via Insty) LA clocked in at about half-strength.

Could This Possibly Be True?

National Enquirer claims proof that Barack Obama’s carrying on Bill Clinton’s presidential legacy:

PRESIDENT OBAMA in a shocking cheating scandal after being caught in a Washington, DC Hotel with a former campaign aide.
A confidential investigation has learned that Obama first became close to gorgeous 35 year-old VERA BAKER in 2004 when she worked tirelessly to get him elected to the US Senate, raising millions in campaign contributions . . .

On Twitter, Dave Weigel says: “If you believe this National Enquirer Obama story, I’ve got a Kenyan birth certificate to sell you.” Of course, as someone else once said, you can’t believe that kind of “tabloid trash.”

Via Memeorandum, more at Townhall,  The Jawa Report, JustOneMinute, American Power, YID With LID,  Weasel Zippers,  Left Coast Rebel, Outside The Beltway and No Sheeples Here.

‘Every Campaign Needs to Have a Sicilian Guy in a Fedora’ — Roxeanne De Luca

That’s what she said when I called her during my latest trip to PA-12, where Tim Burns is barely two weeks away from the May 18 special election for Jack Murtha’s old House seat. Definitely a job for Da Tech Guy, especially since he’s now covering the Boston Tea Party beat. 

Lots of Tea Party volunteers from Massachusetts will be coming to PA-12 to help with the Tim Burns for Congress campaign. And the fedora Pete loaned me has already visited the district:

That’s me interviewing campaign staffer Jonathan Gohrband at the Tim Burns for Congress call center on Friday. (Thanks to Angela Lash for the photo.) Right now, Da Tech Guy is raising money for a trip to Atlanta. (Suggestion, Pete: Put a link to your tip-jar in that post.) However, it’s a mere 600 miles from Fitchburg, Mass., to Washington, Pa., and at 20 cents per mile, that 1,200-mile round-trip would only require $240 in gas money (yes, that’s another link to Da Tech Guy’s tip jar).

Da Tech Guy’s “Have Fedora Will Travel” fee is $1,000 a week plus expenses, so add an extra $200 a day for as long as he’s in the district. That’s $440 minimum for the Pennsylvania trip, and once he starts uploading exclusive videos and photos from this crucial campaign, I figure he should get enough contributions to extend his stay another day or two.

C’mon, people, every $10 or $20 helps.

PA-12: Pennsylvania Patriot Uprising!

Tim Burns for Congress campaign headquarters is at 157 S. Main Street in Washington, Pennsylvania.

 Three doors down the street . . .

Resistance against oppressive government is kind of a local tradition, you might say. This latest Pennsylvania Patriot uprising will likely have a more successful outcome than did Mr. Bradford’s:

Weighed down in his district by low presidential favorability ratings and a health care law that’s unpopular there, Pennsylvania Democrat Mark Critz now trails by 6 percentage points in next month’s special election for the seat of the late Rep. John Murtha, according to a Daily Kos/Research 2000 poll released Friday. . . .
The poll shows President Barack Obama’s favorability number in Pennsylvania’s 12h Congressional District at a dismal 38 percent, with 55 percent of voters viewing the president unfavorably. The White House-backed health care reform law fares even worse: just 34 percent of voters say they would prefer to back a candidate who supports and wants to improve the law, compared with 48 percent who say they’d favor one who supports repeal.

Like I said, that poll is freakin’ huge.

‘If You Made Your Living Selling Something . . .’

“. . . you wouldn’t want people to steal it, just because they can,” says Kaylani Lee, a “performer” who appears in this anti-piracy public-service announcement from the porn industry:

Well, (a) I never heard of Kaylani Lei, and (b) exactly what is she “selling,” huh? Ranked among all the sorrow and misery in the world, the endangered commercial viability of the porn industry is pretty low on the list.

Exit question: Was this  PSA aimed at those porn-craving fap-happy bureaucrats at the Securities and Exchange Commission? Or maybe Bill Maher?

Bill Maher: How Do You Speak Around That Foot?

by Smitty

Via NewsBusters:

“Okay, so I mentioned in the monologue I’m a little mad this week,” the “Real Time” host began after introducing his guests.

“I’m mad at the oil company who didn’t obviously build their rig well enough,” he continued. “I’m mad at America in general because we should have gotten off the oil tit starting in the ’70s.”

Three points:

  • What does ‘this week’ mean in this context? Are you especially upset, because you’ve been off your rocker since the mouth opened to accept the foot.
  • ‘didn’t obviously build their rig well enough’? Have you completed the investigation? There are any number of reasons that an explosion could have caused the apparent demise of 11 people out there, from corporate negligence, to suicide, to terrorism, to an act of war from those punks in Bulungi. Adults wait for the investigation.
  • ‘should have gotten off the oil tit’? If we could find a way to convert serial buffoonery into power, Bill, your material would finally be worth something. Would that you could be placed in a position where you’re responsible for producing energy itself or policy concerning it. Your meltdown would make the schadenfreude reality show for the ages.