Rule 5 Sunday

by Smitty

It’s been a good week for both the country and Rule 5.

  • Here’s My Thing leads off with Milla Jovovich, and also has Sarah Michelle Gellar
  • The Pirate’s Cove has another entry from the infinite pinup supply, going so far as to notice Alice on the moon.
  • GrEaT sAtAn”S gIrLfRiEnD had a Milblog cutie, finishing with many such, and a mournful pose for the Polish dead. Then a UN note:

    United Nations hooks up to draft the world’s first comprehensive convention against terrorism. For the fourteenth time in ten years!

    Just keep pluckin’ that chicken, UN.

  • A Conservative Shemale thinks Amber Heard in a bit full of herself.
  • Cassie Fiano had a Fox News video about military wives learning burlesque for their husbands.
  • Sports maven Fishersville Mike had Amy Mickelson, after her husband won the Masters.
  • Dustbury catches us up on Lileks’ Law of Lingerie. Obey the law, people. He also celebrates Emma Watson’s birthday.
  • Power and Control introduces Desiree Bassett, a 15 y/o guitarist with potential that can only be characterized as ridiculous. Her band is called Time Machine, which will necessitate a Joe Satriani moment:

Bonus Joe, asking the eternal question: “Why?”

The tear line of shame.


  • Yankee Phil features Oksana Grigorieva, and includes Mel Gibson. How you punt on seven children is something I don’t care to know.

That’s your Rule 5 Sunday. Peace to all, and updates to Smitty.

What New Regulation Can’t Fix: FDIC, OTS, and the WaMu SNAFU

Friday afternoon, I had to drive to Baltimore Washington International Airport to pick up my 17-year-old son Jim, who was flying in from Ohio. I could tell you a long story here about Jim’s desire to see his dog Samson, who appears to be terminally ill, and maybe dog-lovers would hit the tip-jar in sympathy, but that’s not what this post is about.

While I was driving, I turned the radio to WCSP-FM — 90.1 FM, the C-SPAN station in D.C. — and listened to a Senate subcommittee hearing on the failure of government regulators in the case of Washington Mutual, which went belly-up in 2008. Here’s the Washington Post story about the hearing:

In a testy exchange with senators Friday, the former head of the Office of Thrift Supervision denied that his agency fostered a cozy relationship with Washington Mutual that tempered oversight of the Seattle thrift and ultimately resulted in the largest bank failure in U.S. history.
A year-long Senate probe presented at a hearing Friday concluded that the OTS had identified a pattern of errors, poor risk management and even fraud at Washington Mutual. Yet it took no action to stop the bank from dumping toxic mortgages into the financial system because the bank was a huge moneymaker that paid fees amounting to 15 percent of the agency’s budget, the panel said.
In effect, the OTS was a “watchdog with no bite” that failed to keep an arm’s-length relationship with the bank it regulated, said Carl M. Levin (D-Mich.), chairman of the Governmental Affairs subcommittee on investigations.

You can read the whole thing, but the point is that OTS regulators had identified serious problems at WaMu and warned the bank about the problems, yet took no effective action against WaMu and never publicized their concerns. Meanwhile, because of a turf-war between OTS and FDIC, at a crucial time the latter agency was prevented from gaining important information necessary to assessing the viability of WaMu.

Many people assumed that federal bank regulation ensured nothing like this could happen, but it did in part because WaMu was trying to compete against lenders like Countrywide Mortgage, which weren’t covered by the same regulations. From the FDIC’s Inspector General report:

Option ARMs represented as much as half of all loan originations from 2003 to 2007 and approximately $59 billion, or 47 percent, of the home loans on WaMu’s balance sheet at the end of 2007. WaMu’s Option ARMs provided borrowers with the choice to pay their monthly mortgages in amounts equal to monthly principal and interest, interest-only, or a minimum monthly payment. Borrowers selected the minimum monthly payment option for 56 percent of the Option ARM portfolio in 2005.
The minimum monthly payment was based on an introductory rate, also known as a teaser rate, which was significantly below the market interest rate and was usually in place for only 1 month. After the introductory rate expired, the minimum monthly payment feature introduced two significant risks to WaMu’s portfolio: payment shock and negative amortization. WaMu projected that, on average, payment shock increased monthly mortgage amounts by 60 percent.
At the end of 2007, 84 percent of the total value of Option ARMs on WaMu’s financial statements was negatively amortizing. . . .

What does “negatively amortizing” mean?

Negative amortization occurs when the minimum monthly payments made after the expiration of the teaser rate are insufficient to pay monthly interest cost. Any unpaid interest is added to the principal loan balance thereby increasing the original loan amount.

Which is to say that the home-buyer who made only the minimum payment was actually building up negative equity — his debt to the bank increasing every month. Here’s more from the IG report about WaMu’s operation:

WaMu underwriting policies and practices made what were already inherently high-risk products even riskier. For example, WaMu originated a significant number of loans as “stated income” loans. Stated income loans, sometimes referred to as “low-doc” loans, allow borrowers to simply write in their income on the loan application without providing any supporting documentation. Approximately 90 percent of all of WaMu’s home equity loans, 73 percent of Option ARMs, and 50 percent of subprime loans were “stated income” loans.
WaMu also originated loans with high loan-to-value ratios. Specifically, WaMu held a significant percentage of loans where the loan amount exceeded 80 percent of the underlying property. For example, WaMu’s 2007 financial statements showed that 44 percent of subprime loans, 35 percent of home equity loans,7 and 6 percent of Option ARMs were originated for total loan amounts in excess of 80 percent of the value of the underlying property.

You may ask yourself, “Why on earth would a bank even make loans under such terms?” Two words: Asset value.

That phrase came up several times during Friday’s hearing, but unless you’ve paid attention to what actually happened in the housing bubble, the significance of the phrase “asset value” may not be readily apparent. For many years, lenders were able to get away with making high-risk loans because of the steady upward trend in the housing market.

“Asset value” in a rising market meant that if you loaned $300,000 on a house and the borrower defaulted –hey, no problem! Foreclose on the loan and re-sell the house for $350,000. So it didn’t really matter how shady the borrower might be, as long as the value of the asset kept going up.

When the housing bubble was really cooking — 2003 through 2006 — both the borrowers and the lenders were thinking of the houses as investments. WaMu got into the game just a couple of years before the bubble burst, and engaged in practices that other lenders had been pursuing for years in markets where a seemingly insatiable demand for real estate meant that there was no such thing as a bad real-estate investment. More from the IG report:

Consistent with its initial business strategy, WaMu made most of its residential loans to borrowers in California and Florida, states that suffered above-average home value depreciation [after the bubble burst in 2007]. Additionally, within California, WaMu’s underwriting standards allowed for up to 25 percent of loans to be concentrated in one metropolitan statistical area.

Dubious lending practices had been more common in these “hot” markets, where strong demand and rising prices enabled the practice known as “flipping” — buying an undervalued home with plans for a quick resale — and where soaring values also made possible frequent home-equity refinancing.

All of this, you see, was based on “asset value” in a booming market, including WaMu’s mergers and acquisitions in 2005-2006, when they gobbled up other lenders with assets valued at more than $60 billion. And if the market had continued to boom, there never would have been a problem, as WaMu’s portfolio would have steadily increased in value. Ah, “if” — the biggest two-letter word in the English language. More from the IG report:

After the mortgage market meltdown in mid-2007, the effects of WaMu’s risky products and liberal underwriting began to materialize. In the third quarter of 2007, WaMu was still profitable, but earnings were 73 percent less than the second quarter because of loan losses. In the fourth quarter of 2007 and the first quarter of 2008, WaMu suffered consecutive $1 billion quarterly losses because of loan charge-offs and reserves for future loan losses. . . .
On September 25, 2008, OTS closed WaMu and appointed FDIC as receiver; FDIC contemporaneously sold WaMu to JPMorgan Chase & Co for $1.89 billion.

Whoa! Just two or three years earlier, WaMu had absorbed through mergers and acquisitions four institutions with combined assets of more than $60 billion, and now WaMu was sold for less than $2 billion! And what of the role of government regulators in this disaster? From the IG report:

At over $300 billion in total assets, WaMu was OTS’s largest regulated institution and represented as much as 15 percent of OTS’s total assessment revenue from 2003 to 2008. OTS spent significant resources monitoring and examining WaMu. OTS conducted regular risk assessments and examinations that rated WaMu’s overall performance satisfactory until 2008. Those supervisory efforts also identified the core weaknesses that eventually led to WaMu’s failure – high-risk products, poor underwriting, and weak risk controls. . . .
OTS relied largely on WaMu management to track progress in correcting examiner-identified weaknesses and accepted assurances from WaMu management and its Board of Directors that problems would be resolved. OTS, however, did not adequately ensure that WaMu management corrected those weaknesses. The first time OTS took safety and soundness enforcement action against WaMu was in 2008 after the thrift started to incur significant losses.

In other words, despite OTS identifying “core weaknesses” at WaMu, no enforcement action was taken until things had already started sliding out of control. Why? Because as long as the housing market kept booming and the company was profitable — as it was until the fourth quarter of 2007 — the risk to investors and depositors was strictly hypothetical. The problems identified by OTS regulators were only dangerous in the event of a serious downturn in the real-estate market, something no one had seen in many years and which no one expected until it actually happened.

This is why liberals screaming about the need for more financial regulation are fundamentally wrong. We can generate new regulations designed to prevent a repeat of the WaMu collapse, but those new regulations — like the old regulations — will only be as good as the officials who enforce them. New regulations will inspire new evasion techniques,  equally risky new ventures will attract investors with an appetite for lucrative risks, and the next “bubble” boom-and-bust will occur in some as-yet-unsuspected market sector.

Regulation cannot eliminate all risks, and unbounded faith in financial regulation creates a false sense of security — “Hey, what can go wrong? They’ve got federal regulators on the job!” — which actually makes things worse.

Ultimately, the responsibility for avoiding financial risk belongs to the investor. Like your father always warned, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. And as the ancient Romans warned in the sign displayed at the public market: Caveat emptor.

What If Arnold Schwarzenegger Had Been as Conservative as Chris Christie?

The Wall Street Journal shares an anecdote about New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie standing up to his state’s teachers union, earning praise from Moe Lane.

Meanwhile, we’re watching California circle the drain — the state’s unemployment rate hit 12.6% in March — and I’m thinking of what a horrible disappointment Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger has been. What Christie is accomplishing in New Jersey seems miraculous, but Schwarzenegger arguably could have done the same thing in California, if only he had had as much courage.

(Hat-tip: Memeorandum.)

‘Build The Party, Trust The People,
Save The Country’–McCotter At SRLC

by Smitty

Thaddeus McCotter is heroic. He starts off with an “simple country lawyer” reference, going back to Anatomy of a Murder, and continues through a rousing speech with punchline sufficiently arid for Steven Wright.

Thaddeus McCotter: because not all rhetoric has to be served in ALL CAPS with a shot of adrenaline.

Update: Moelanche!

Ben Domenech Accidentally ‘Outed’ Really-Not-So-Closeted Lesbian

This is hilarious. Potential Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan is gayer than the first three rows at an Indigo Girls concert, and yet the White House acts all outraged that conservative writer Ben Domenech incorrectly described the unmarried 49-year-old as “openly gay.” 

Kagan is not officially so open about it, and this gives the White House a chance to pretend that Domenech is part of a right-wing homophobic whisper campaign. In the process, as Moe Lane notes, the White House reacted “in a manner that explicitly and authoritatively denies that Ms. Kagan is gay” — a denial that thereby makes it legitimate news if, in fact, Kagan is gayer than your average NCAA Division I varsity women’s softball team.

Allahpundit figures all the angles, but I personally doubt Obama will pick Kagan for the Stevens slot. I expect him to do the smart thing, which is to promote an appeals-court judge.

UPDATE: Omri at Mere Rhetoric:

Did the WH not get the memo that Kagan’s not only a lesbian, but that she’s not really concerned about who knows it? Two days ago it would have been totally unremarkable if she walked out of a Georgetown or Cambridge restaurant holding her girlfriend’s hand. Now it would be a national event.
Because the Obama administration decided to make Kagan’s sexual orientation a capital-t Thing, she’s now in a position where either it looks like she’s hiding her homosexuality to advance her judicial career or – if she acknowledges she’s a lesbian – it looks like she’s being chased out of the closet.

The point is, it wasn’t hateful homophobic wingnut Ben Domenech who “outed” Kagan, it was her gay-friendly liberal friends. But because the White House is in the habit of automatically attacking conservatives as hateful homophobic wingnuts, Domenech’s description of Kagan as “openly gay” pushed the red-alert button at Obama spin HQ, which then automatically denied Kagan’s lesbianism as if it weren’t already a widely known fact.

Hope and Change and Irony. Lots and lots of irony.

UPDATE II: Dan Riehl notices that Kagan slightly resembles Bob Costas. NTTAWWT.

Just Another Random, Coincidental Beat-Down on Two Republicans in New Orleans

Allahpundit notes that New Orleans police have denied telling blogger Pat Dollard that they suspect a political motive in the brutal April 9 beating of Alexandra “Allee” Bautsch and her boyfriend, Joseph Brown, after they left a fundraiser for Louisiana Republican Gov. Bobby Jindal. Michelle Malkin says:

It doesn’t help to insist on making this a partisan cause celebre and reducing the victims to political pawns when the evidence remains murky — and especially when one of the victims himself heard no politically-motivated taunts.

OK, I don’t want to make it a partisan cause celebre, but I’ll be very interested in seeing who (if anyone) gets arrested for this crime. Bautsch, who works for Jindal, had her leg broken and Brown suffered a broken nose and broken jaw.

The fundraiser they had attended had drawn a crowd of anti-GOP protesters. According to the police report, the man who beat Brown was a “white male, late 20s” with a ponytail. And the crime itself was rather bizarre: The couple walked out of the French Quarter restaurant where the fundraiser was held, and were evidently pursued by a group of people shouting things like “little blonde bitch,” “f—ing faggot,” etc., before the attack occurred.

So if there was no political motive for the attack, what other possible motive could there be? There was no robbery or sexual assault. Under what imaginable circumstance would this couple have been randomly targeted for such abusive treatment?

Crazy things happen in New Orleans all the time, but when two Republicans leave a GOP fundraising event that has been targeted by protesters, when they are followed down the street and then attacked a few blocks away– well, kind of a strange coincidence, isn’t it?

Just askin’ questions . . .

Fabulous Massachusetts Juggernaut Rides Again

by Smitty

Fishersville Mike suggests we honor of Da Tech Guy, whose irrepressible enthusiasm found him making a rather unplanned conquest of the South. He hasn’t yet blogged about the response from Da Tech Wife, but the fact he’s still capable of blogging is, itself, encouraging.

The Lads Doth Not Protest Enough, Methinks

How Stacy managed to drive ~1,500 miles round trip and still have anything left for Smittypalooza and the Tax Day Tea Parties (we hit two, trying to be like Donald Douglas) I’m not really sure. Stacy did get rather testy when, at the secret headquarters, I pointed out that configuring Barbara Espinosa with TweetDeck would put Barbara ahead of Stacy on the technical competence curve. Because you can’t have being a knuckle-dragging Luddite as part of your shtick without suffering frequent, public abuse.

Da Tech Guy And The Travelling Fedora Show

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Say ‘No’ To Crack!

by Smitty (via Vanderleun)

Here is a designer product that you wear when you want to go around scandalously clad while selectively hiding something, in this case, gluteal cleavage.

One is torn between the desire to applaud the capitalism at work and the need to point out that, over time, modesty itself is the most powerful attractant women can wield. I’m not sure whether that works for men. If so, Stacy is fortunate to be off the market. 😉