Declaration Entertainment: Putting A Scowl On A Commie Near You

by Smitty

Apt Hollywood metaphor?
If you had to think of an image that summarizes Hollywood, yet is still mostly safe for work, I should think that ‘The Worst Toilet In Scotland’ might suffice.
We’ve bemoaned the situation for years, and now it looks like someone is Actually Doing Something. Someone is Bill Whittle, mister Eject! Eject! Eject! and Afterburner.
They haven’t touted it yet, but there was a passing mention of Declaration Entertainment on Trifecta (itself great). Search engine slave that I am, I typed in the name and look what came up:

If you can afford to sign up, the $120/year intro rate is a cheap investment to help rescue American culture.

‘Now Imagine If Hunter S. Thompson Was On Twitter . . .’

@rsmccain — Robert Stacy McCain has aptly been described as “the conservative Hunter S. Thompson.” Now imagine if Hunter Thompson was on Twitter!
— Matt Lewis, “The Top 25 Conservatives on Twitter”

About time I got this kind of recognition, considering that we’re now just three weeks away from the 2010 Right Online Conference in Las Vegas.

I took a fast right on Russell, then a left onto Maryland Parkway . . . and suddenly I was cruising in warm anonymity past the campus of the University of Las Vegas . . .  no tension on these faces; I stopped at a red light and got lost, for a moment, in a sunburts of flesh in the cross-walk: fine sinewy thighs, pink mini-skirts, ripe young nipples, sleeveless blouses, long sweeps of blond hair, pink lips and blue eyes — all the hallmarks of a dangerously innocent culture.
I was tempted to pull over and start mumbling obscene entreaties: “Hey, Sweetie, let’s you and me get weird. Jump into this hotdog Caddy and we’ll flash over to my suite at the Flamingo, load up on ether and behave like wild animals in my private, kidney-shaped pool . . . .”
Sure we will, I thought. But by this time I was far down the parkway, easing into the turn lane for a left at Flamingo Road. . . .

— Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

The list of speakers for this year’s conference includes Erick Erickson and Ed Morrissey — both of whom are far more interesting than me, which is why they’re on the list and that bastard Erik Telford didn’t invite me, just like he snubbed me last year.

Obviously, Telford fails to take me seriously. After I spared him the long-promised ass-whupping at the Pittsburgh conference, he mistook mercy for weakness. 

Telford probably thought I’d forget his promise to put me on the agenda for this year’s Right Online conference at the posh Venetian Resort Hotel (where they’re offering rooms at the discount rate of  $169 a night.)

“It’s Vegas,” Telford thought to himself. “Surely that redneck loser can’t make it all the way to Vegas.”

Telford obviously didn’t believe that, for the second year in a row, I’d be able to rattle the tip-jar and scare up enough cash for this trip.

Three weeks. Twenty-one days.

If we could average $100 a day until then . . . But that would be crazy.

Wouldn’t it?

RIGHT ONLINE
LAS VEGAS, JULY 23-25

John Boehner Unaware Of The Narrative That He Is A Mel Gibson Trainee

by Smitty

Here is House Minority Leader John Boehner trying to sound firm and challenging with the President:
If John read the Huffington Post, (scroll down for the full effect, including Tweets) he’d know that the new script calls for him to be a drunk-about-town. Whether or not, as my title implies, he’s being groomed for a full-on Gibson tirade (via Drudge) is uncertain, but would no doubt excite the Left if just the proper scene could be set.
In the meantime, these YouTube performances that make the President seem a bit of a dolt are increasingly inconvenient. John is admonished to consider the Holy Narrative, before that Narrative has to get all un-Holy on him.

Update: A taste of T. McCotter:

Steady Development In The Virginia Lawsuit To Declare ObamaCare
Both An Exercise In Foolishness And Un-Constitutional, But Mostly Un-Constitutional

by Smitty (h/t Bill Dupray @ Liberty Pundits

Bill Dupray introduces the jurisprudence upon which much could hinge:

Judge Henry Hudson, a Bush appointee and former U.S. Attorney in the high-profile ‘Rocket Docket’ in the Eastern District of Virginia is a very solid judge. Many Virginia lawyers, including your[s] truly and Doug Mataconis, practiced before him when he was a Circuit Court judge in Fairfax County. I agree with Doug that regardless of the outcome of the ruling itself, it will be very well thought out. To put it bluntly, Judge Hudson is no slouch.

I think the key point here is that he bears no Ivy League taint.
At the WaPo, we get some insight into how it went on Thursday, 01 July: Continue reading Steady Development In The Virginia Lawsuit To Declare ObamaCare
Both An Exercise In Foolishness And Un-Constitutional, But Mostly Un-Constitutional
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A. Because It’s Funny

Q. Why are you running this silly picture of Elena Kagan in a Nazi uniform?

Somewhat more seriously, Jeff Sessions says he’s “disappointed” with Kagan’s answers during this week’s hearings:


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Orrin Hatch just came out as a “no” vote:

Hatch said Friday that a Supreme Court nominee needs “both legal experience and, more importantly, the appropriate judicial philosophy.” And he said that “General Kagan regrettably does not meet this standard.” 

Whether this had anything to do with Kagan’s thesis and Werner Sombart remains to be seen.

VIDEO: Nancy Pelosi, Genius

In which she explains that unemployment checks create jobs:

“Now, let me say that unemployment insurance, we talk about it as a safety net and the rest — this is one of the biggest stimuluses [sic] to our economy. Economists will tell you, this money is spent quickly. It injects demand into the economy and it’s job-creating. It creates jobs faster than almost any other initiative you can name because, again, it is money that is needed for families to survive, and it is spent. So it has a double benefit — it helps those who have lost their jobs, but it also is a job-creator and so, uh, for that reason — for those two reasons at least — it should be passed, and I’m optimistic that it will.”
— Nancy Pelosi, July 1, 2010

This sort of gobbledygook is the logical end-point of Keynesian economics, with its obsessive focus on demand-side inputs — including government redistribution programs — whereas a far more effective stimulus to economic growth is capital investment, a/k/a, the supply side.

Also, notice the predictable demagoguery: At the end, she says, “It’s impossible to think of a situation where we would have a country that would say we’re not going to have unemployment benefits.” But nobody is talking about eliminating unemployment benefits. The measure Pelosi is arguing for would extend benefits for those who’ve already maxed-out at 99 weeks:

Democrats have been trying for more than a month to pass a bill extending jobless benefits to more than 1 million people. Currently, jobless benefits last nearly two years — up to 26 weeks paid by state treasuries with federal help for up to an additional 73 weeks.

However sympathetic one may be to such people — hey, it’s tough all over — it is simply absurd to say that giving them another 13 or 26 weeks of unemployment checks is the way to “create jobs.”

(Via Hot Air Headlines and Memeorandum.)

UPDATE: Ed Morrissey plays “Let’s Count the Straw Men” with Nancy’s argument, and makes reference to the latest unemployment numbers:

The United States added just 83,000 private-sector jobs in June, a dishearteningly low number that could add to the growing number of economists who warn that the economic recovery is stalling. . . .

(That was no “recovery.” That was a dead-cat bounce.)

The economy needs to add about 130,000 to 150,000 jobs a month just to keep pace with new workers entering the market. The labor pool is already packed with 15 million Americans looking for work. . . .

(A solid argument for reducing illegal immigration.)

The week or so leading up to Friday’s report offered a grim rat-a-tat-tat of statistics pointing to a slowing economy. Auto sales were off more than expected, as sales plunged 30 percent in May, a far greater drop than expected. And unemployment claims rose by 13,000 to 472,000, which is far higher than usual if one is looking for signs that private payrolls are growing in a sustained fashion. . . .

(Why would you be “looking for signs”?)

The Obama administration has put much political currency into its effort to grow the economy, and most to the point, jobs. Only a month ago, after an April jobs report that showed employers added 290,000 jobs — a number revised Friday to 313,000 — President Obama declared the numbers “particularly heartening.”
And just two weeks ago, Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr. christened this “Recovery Summer,” with an emphasis on the jobs created by the administration’s $787 billion economic stimulus measure passed in February 2009.

“Recovery Summer” is withering on the vine. Instead of seeking advice from Nancy the Job-Creator, how about recalling that I predicted this failure from the outset?

So-called Scholars Beclown Themselves

by Smitty

Joe Gandelman The Moderate Voice says:

A poll of 238 of the country’s top scholars has ranked Barack Obama among the the best Presidents — number 15 to be exact. George W. Bush has dropped from 23 to 39.

While not wasting time over-rating W, how can you possibly put BHO in the top third(-ish) with less than 50% of a completed term?
Oh, there must be some grants involved. Got it: “Pimp My Department.”
Confederate Yankee consults Mr. James on the theory that the scholars, while not addicted to cocaine, like the way it smells.
Hot Air delves into the details.

Update: TrogloPundit emits a strange goo at the notion of his. . .hero(?) only being 15th.

Connect The Dots

by Smitty

Via Insty a few days back, Hoosier Daddy on Althouse has one of the
most insightful comments of the year:

Interestingly enough in the last several years there have been four big SCOTUS cases which IMHO, really define our freedoms and personal liberty Kelo property rights; Citizens United free speech; Heller 2nd amendment and now McDonald.
I hear a lot from liberals about how the right wants to curtail freedoms, we’re fascists yet when I look at where the liberal Justices ruled or dissented in those aforementioned cases I think it’s pretty clear who are the real curtailers of freedom and liberty.
After all when the State can take your property, restrict your political speech and disarm the populace, you really don’t have much left in the way of freedom.
I’d like to know what Kagan’s opinions are on those
cases.

Here is a handy summary for the less nerdy: Continue reading Connect The Dots →