Every Year in Texas . . .
. . . the state’s estimated 1.5 million illegal aliens become parents of 60,000 new babies who are automatically U.S. citizens. When Republicans suggest this is a problem, they’re denounced as harboring “a desire to eviscerate the Constitution.” Not only are our borders broken, but our political discourse isn’t exactly functioning smoothly, either. UPDATE: “Scaring white people?”
Top Ten Reasons David Letterman’s Ratings Suck on the Forest Moon of Endor
“Broken-Down Old Man Perving on Zooey Deschanel” really seems to bother Ace of Spades.
Is This True?
“Even when liberal girls start out pretty, they rapidly end up making hags of themselves. There’s something about being angry and self-righteous all the time that seems to warp a woman’s face as well as her soul.” — Vox Day
Unfortunately, Not an Onion Parody
US court denies parents custody of Hitler and sisters A US appeals court has ruled a couple who gave their children Nazi-inspired names should not regain custody, citing the risk of serious injury to them. Adolf Hitler Campbell, 4, and his sisters, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation, 3, and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie, 2, were taken from their […]
Great Moments In Inattention To Detail
by Smitty Smitty: Stacy, look! We’re number 3 on Wikio! Stacy: Smittiot! That’s not a Roman numeral! Thanks to our readers, commenters, and fellow patriots. We’d love to do Technorati, too, but somehow our hosting provider doesn’t let our robots.txt file do the right thing.
Female Reporter Claims Brett Favre Sent Her Photos of Himself Masturbating
TV sports personality Jenn Sterger says NFL quarterback Brett Favre sent her cell-phone photos of himself masturbating in 2008, according to a report at the blog Deadspin. The startling allegations about Favre — a married father of two whose first grandchild was born in April — have threatened to overshadow recent reports that the 11-time Pro Bowl quarterback is finally […]
Rule 5 Sunday
by Smitty Rule 5 Sunday dawns again. We look in the Rule 5 label and see what sort of delights await. Christina Hendricks pictures offered by frequent commenter Joe are a sizzling place to start. The Last Tradition, speaking of sizzling, has some pork- and Rule 5-drenched ideas for what to do if the Bloomberg […]
‘Snatchin’ Your People Up’ UPDATE
You remember Antoine Dodson, whose comments on an attempted rape in a Huntsville, Alabama, housing project became a viral YouTube sensation? Yeah. Well, Andy Carvin NPR is taking this phenomenon seriously: But is this Internet meme really about race, music, comedy, celebrity or a delicate mix of all of the above? And for Antoine Dodson, […]
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