The Army of Davids: ‘All Is Proceeding As I Have Foreseen’

From my latest column at The American Spectator:

The prime congressional target for Alabama’s Republicans is Rep. Bobby Bright, whose 2nd District encompasses the Wiregrass region where Odom’s group has become a force to be reckoned with, as has the Wetumpka Tea Party, led by Eric and Becky Gerritson.
The anti-establishment mood represented by the Tea Party movement is a factor in the Republican crusade to unseat Bright, who won the 2nd District seat by a narrow margin in 2008 and whose re-election race is rated a “toss-up” by the Cook Political Report.
Montgomery City Council member Martha Roby, who announced as a GOP candidate last May, was cited by Roll Call as a recruiting success story for the National Republican Congressional Committee. Roby raised $125,000 in the six weeks after she announced her candidacy, but being the handpicked choice of the national GOP establishment may prove more curse than blessing in a year when Republicans are in the midst of a populist insurgency. Many grassroots conservatives are suspicious of the party insiders who disastrously backed Dede Scozzafava last year in the New York 23rd District special election, and whose support of Charlie Crist in this year’s Florida Senate primary sparked a sharp backlash.
Montgomery businessman Rick Barber announced last month that he would also seek the Republican nomination in the 2nd District, bringing his own Tea Party activism into the campaign. A 34-year-old former Marine sergeant and pool-hall owner, Barber was among those who challenged Bright to discuss President Obama’s proposed health-care legislation in a town-hall meeting during the congressional recess last August, an invitation that Bright repeatedly declined. . . .

Please read the whole thing. It’s linked at Instapundit and Left Coast Rebel.

UPDATE: While I’m down here covering actual Tea Party candidates, David Walsh of the World Socialist Web Site asserts it’s all a sham:

The “Tea Party” movement, which held a convention last weekend in Nashville, Tennessee, is largely a media concoction, aimed at shifting official American political life even further to the right.

Walsh should tell that to Don Odum and the Wiregrass Patriots or to Becky and Eric Gerritson of the Wetumpka Tea Party.

Stimulus Pussy Thankful For Job Creation

by Smitty (h/t Knowledge is Power)

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Stimulus Pussy says: "Thanks, President Obama"

By the power of Keynes and the make-work fallacy, this cat, Sissypuss, is employed. New advances / relaxations in requirements for the geo-location (this job is in a non-existent district in the 54th state), and species (the cat’s staff swears she has the personality of Barbara Boxer combined with the intellect of Nancy Pelosi) have enabled yet another unprecedented economic success for the Obama administration.
This blog repeats its clarion call for the right-o-sphere to quit pickin’ on the poor POTUS and, instead, rejoice in the knowledge that, if we all just visualize improvement together, good things might come. Please?

Update: there has been a call in the comments for a little soundtrack action in support of this post.  Ever the obliging blog, we proudly present American Alpha-male All-star Ted Nugent in his Cal Jam II reading of Cat Scratch Fever:

Amazing.  Is that version really 32 years old?  I recall seeing it, perhaps live, when I was just a little squid.

Update: Instalanche!

For Those Who Missed The Alabama Reporting

by Smitty

In case you’ve missed Stacy’s ongoing quest for Southern comfort, Caught Him With A Corndog, in shameless, recreational obedience to Rule #1, graciously gathered the goods for your convenience.

If you take a pause from your snow shoveling exertions to consider the tip jar, then that will help the Wandering Journalist find his way home. How exactly he does that between the storms is as unclear as the sky. Fishersville Mike isn’t likely to spare one of these new, green Audis to help Stacy get home, but maybe he can spot a cup o’ coffee for McCain in passing.

Rule 5k ft.

by Smitty (h/t Drudge)

A passenger boards in Philly for Frisco.  He goes nutty, and the plane has to divert to Pittsburgh:

Why? The guy’s making a total ass of himself. Time for Rule 5 at 5,000 feet. The guy ends up being humiliated by a stewardess.

Now, if it’s legal, fine. If the dope is prescription, fine. A note from your doctor, however, is not an excuse for crappy behavior. If taking the medication precludes air travel, so be it. You can’t always get what you want, and the need to have a safe, low-stress flight trumps any dude’s need to be baked at altitude.

This is not the deed for which one wants one’s 15 minutes of fame.

VIDEO: GOP Candidate Rick Barber Talks Tea Parties, Pool Halls and Blue Dogs

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Pubs and alehouses like Tondee’s Tavern served as meeting places where colonists planned the American Revolution, and that tradition is being carried on by Tea Party activists in Alabama. Every Tuesday is “Patriot Night” at Montgomery’s Deja Vu Billiards, owned by Republican congressional candidate Rick Barber:

By the way, describing Barber as a “pool-hall owner” may be somewhat misleading about his business background. After his service as a sergeant in the Marine Corps, Barber launched a computer technology firm that grew to $1 million in annual revenue before he sold it in 2005.

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(Cross-posted at Hot Air Greenroom.)