How to Distort the News:
Jailbait Hooker Victimhood Edition

In Georgia, the state legislature is considering a law that would de-criminalize prostitution by minors. Hookers under age 16 would no longer be prosecuted, but would be treated as victims:

The bill introduced by Sen. Renee Unterman (R-Buford), would steer girls under the age of 16 into diversionary programs instead of arresting them as prostitutes.
“This bill makes sure people are aware that young girls are victims,” Unterman said. “A 12-year-old laying on her back don’t know what sex is.”
Unterman – who has championed the rights of young girls – said the bill has been around for at least two years. She said she revisited it because a plan is now in place to rehabilitate the young prostitutes. The age of consent in Georgia is 16.

This seems like a reform, if you assume that all 15-year-olds are incapable of making their own decisions and should not be held responsible for those decisions. But 15-year-olds make all kinds of bad decisions, and 15-year-olds can be prosecuted as adults for many sorts of crime.

What Unterman’s law proposes is to create a “teen hooker loophole,” making prostitution the only crime whose juvenile perpetrators are automatically classified as victims. The teen hooker’s brother who deals dope or steals cars doesn’t get a “diversionary program.”

OK, that was a devil’s advocate argument. I really don’t have any serious objection to Unterman’s law, but I wanted to demonstrate that there might be valid arguments to be made against this legislation. Indeed, the proposed law has opponents, and those opponents were demonized by Jim Galloway of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution:

Georgia’s Christian right comes out
against bills aimed at child prostitution

That headline spurred the kind of blog reaction you’d expect — from Little Green Footballs, among others — as if there could be no legitimate objection to Unterman’s law. And let us grant that the “Christian right” is easy to demonize, based on some of the remarks quoted by Galloway:

“Who will benefit from the passage of H.B. 582 or S.B. 304? I’ll tell you who – the very profitable and growing pedophile industry,” said former state Sen. Nancy Shafer. “It is imperative that these bills be defeated. . . .
“Decriminalizing that means the police would have absolutely no interest in it at all,” said Sue Ella Deadwyler, who writes a Christian conservative newsletter. “They wouldn’t arrest the girls, they wouldn’t pick the girls up, they wouldn’t protect them from influence on the street from the pimps and the johns. It would be an absolute cultural upheaval in our state. Never in the United States, as far as I know, has juvenile prostitution been legalized.”

Maybe that sounds like crazy-talk, but think about this question: If non-prosecution of teen hookers is such an obvious and logical reform, why is Georgia the first state to try it?

Are the other 49 states of the Union — which we presume will continue to treat underage prostitutes as criminals, or at least as juvenile delinquents — just backward and benighted? Could there be unintended consequences if Unterman’s bill becomes law?

Indeed, many other well-meaning “reforms” have had consequences unintended by the reformers, and skepticism is always in order when legal innovations are advocated. Yet Galloway seems to believe that no responsible citizen could object to Unterman’s legislation, and therefore depicts these “Christian right” opponents as fanatical kooks — which, I hasten to add, they may actually be. But Galloway’s treatment of them is prejudicial, amounting to an effort to short-circuit opposition to the proposed law.

Does this make Jim Galloway an agent of the “growing pedophile industry”? No, but neither is it fair to depict the bill’s opponents as “anti-reform,” merely for opposing this specific measure. Having seen that rhetorical game played with health-care reform and immigration reform, its employment in this instance ought to provoke automatic skepticism from conservatives, Christian and otherwise.

Exit question: If Unterman’s law passes, who should be appointed as Georgia’s Teenage Hooker Czar? (I nominate Charlie Sheen.)

Olbermann’s Secret Racism Decoder Ring

My buddy Dan Collins is feeling kinda blue. So I’m featuring this video, just to cheer him up:

The best part? Olbermann says he’s narking out his family:

“Here’s a little secret, gathered, sadly, from witnessing it my whole life, even from some in my own family,” Olbermann said. “When racist white guys get together and they don’t want to be caught using any of the popular epithets in use every day in this country about black people – and there’s a chance one of them, or worse still a white guy who doesn’t get it, might wander in and hear the conversation, when there’s a risk even in saying “uppity” or “forgetting his place,” the racist white guys revert to euphemisms and code words.”

Euphemisms! Code words! Dark secrets of the white racist underworld that only Keith Olbermann was courageous enough to discover and tell the world about! But what’s strange is that, on Wednesday night, the racists were all (gasp!) conservative commentators:

[Olbermann] singled out Erick Erickson of RedState.com, John Stossel, host of the Fox Business Channel’s “Stossel”, Jay Nordlinger of National Review, former Bush speechwriter and Washington Post contributor Marc Thiessen, John Hood, also of National Review and Fox News host Glenn Beck as racist for criticizing the president’s demeanor during the Jan. 27 State of the Union address.

Isn’t it interesting that Olbermann, rather than noticing the guy on his own network who called attention to Obama’s race, instead takes to the air to denounce conservatives, who have a monopoly on euphemisms and code words?

OK, actually, it’s not interesting at all. Olbermann does this hysterical denunciation trip  night after night. A Supreme Court decision on campaign-finance laws? It’s Dred Scott! You wonder if he carries this tendency over into his private life.

Waiter, I specifically ordered a merlot, and you’ve brought me burgundy instead. This is worse than McCarthyism. It’s worse than the Spanish Inquisition or the Jonestown Massacre. It’s . . . it’s Kristallnacht!

The astonishing thing is that he evidently expects these proclamations of his to be taken seriously.

UPDATE: Jay Nordlinger responds:

Being a conservative, or even somehow anti-Left, means that you will be called a racist. Period. It’s written in stone. You get used to it — but not really. . . . I have never — never really and truly — gotten used to being called a racist. I suppose I never will, even if I live to 143.

Read the rest. What’s amazing is how casually Olbermann makes the accusation, as if it were a thing of no consequence. And indeed, there will be no consequences for Olbermann. Liberalism is like a free pass to ride the Irresponsibility Express.

‘I Forgot Chris Matthews Was White’

Raina Kelley of Newsweek had the blog post title of the day. She’s not the only MSM type noticing Vanilla McTingly’s awkward SOTU moment:

  • Jay Bookman, Atlanta Journal-Constitution: “I can sympathize with the risks of talking on national TV for a living, but . . . that’s disturbing. Not said with bad intent, perhaps, but strange that he thought he had to go there with so much else to be said.”
  • Brian Montopoli, CBS News: “Speaking to Rachel Maddow later in the evening, Matthews clarified the comments, saying he was ‘very proud’ he made them.”
  • Steve Padilla, Los Angeles Times: “Well, at least he didn’t say President Obama doesn’t speak with a Negro dialect.”
  • Rachel Netter, ABC News: “Matthews quickly tried to clarify his comments on ‘The Rachel Maddow Show’ by saying he was simply proud that race seemed to have no place in Wednesday’s address, but the initial comment reflects the racial taunts and innuendos that have punctuated Obama’s first year in office.”

“Taunts and innuendos”? Maybe my dog-whistle hearing has failed.  Ta-Nehisi Coates of the Atlantic (whose blog post title is a close second to Raina Kelley’s) plumbs the clogged-up toilet of Matthews’ mind:

But I think it’s most worth noting that “I forgot Obama was black” — in all its iterations — is something that white people should stop saying, if only because it’s really dishonest. . . .
In fact, Chris Matthews didn’t forget Barack Obama was black. Chris Matthews forgot that Chris Matthews was white. . . .
At some point that number of white people who still can’t get their heads around our humanity will have to accept the truth: the president is black, even if you don’t quite know what that means.

Coates strays a bit toward identity-politics indignation in that post, but I can relate to the felt need to represent when dealing with a dishonest insult. It’s the “don’t piss down my back and tell me it’s raining” reaction, and I can certainly sympathize with Coates’ rage at being patronized by the Pillsbury Doughboy.

VIDEO: Chris Matthews Says, ‘You Know, I Forgot He Was Black Tonight’

However, his leg never stopped tingling all night:

(Hat-tip: Activity Pit.) I’m pretty sure I saw Rachel Maddow silently mouthing, “Why is this buffoon on our network?”

UPDATE: Just discovered this was “Quote of the Day” at Hot Air last night.

This shows the utter randomness of my Web browsing method. I went to bed early last night, got up this morning and saw this when Activity Pit Tweeted it. But it’s already been blogged at Little Miss Attila, Fire Andrea Mitchell and Jenn Q. Public.

Meanwhile, Chris Matthews has already clarified: He meant to say that Obama was “clean” and “articulate” or something like that.

UPDATE II: “Putting the ‘nap’ in Napolitano.” The Department of Homeland Security is ever-vigilant — and the country’s in the very best of hands!

UPDATE III: Dan Riehl:

Seems to me Chris Matthews basically admitted that last night was the first time he was able to look at Obama as simply the POTUS, as opposed to a black man.

Michelle Malkin:

Who says such a thing? And they call Tea Party folks RAAAAAACISTS?

How many times do I have to remind you people that there are five A’s in RAAAAACIST? Greg Pollowitz of National Review:

Matthews is not racist, but he is a goofball.

And YouTube is destroying his career.

Holy Guacamole! Keith Olbermann Invokes Dred Scott Analogy?

Instapundit linked this at Hot Air — MSNBC’s Hyperbole Czar reacting to Thursday’s Supreme Court decision —  but neither Insty nor Allah mentioned what is arguably the most offensively extreme sentence (skip to 0:36 if you don’t want to watch the whole thing):

“This is a Supreme Court-sanctioned murder of what little actual democracy is left in this democracy. It is government of the people, by the corporations, for the corporations. It is the Dark Ages. It is our Dred Scott.”

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? The Court struck down part of the McCain-Feingold regulations that didn’t even become law until 2002 and Olbermann compares that decision to the 1857 declaration that blacks had no rights under the Constitution?

It’s nuttier than a Snickers bar, a rhetorical overreach so disastrously ill-considered as to automatically discredit whatever legitimate argument Olbermann was making — except, of course, that Olbermann doesn’t make arguments at all. What he does is to engage in dramatic denunciations based on unexamined assumptions — e.g., in this case, that corporations are inherently evil — and invite his viewers to share his exaggerated outrage.

Matt Welch of Reason magazine notes that defenders of McCain-Feingold don’t even pretend to take seriously the free-speech arguments of the law’s critics. Rather, the advocates of regulation begin with the same assumption that Olbermann employs, chiefly because the automatic conflation of Republicans and “Corporate America” is so fundamental to the progressive ideology that if liberals ever began to question it seriously, their entire worldview would collapse.

If “Corporate America” is such a malevolent force in American politics as liberals think it is, there is no reason for them to employ rational arguments on behalf of any measure intended to restrict or punish that malevolence — and nothing to restrain the lunatic rhetoric of Olbermann.

The Propaganda of Omission

“When the liberal radio network Air America debuted on March 31, 2004, NBC trumpeted it as the ‘counterweight’ to the ‘right-wing bent’ of talk radio. Katie Couric enthused that Al Franken and his colleagues hoped ‘to break into what has been a conservative lock on the radio.’ However, when the beleaguered Air America announced bankruptcy on Thursday, both the Nightly News and Friday’s Today skipped the story.”
— Scott Whitlock, Newsbusters

UPDATE: Welcome, Instapundit readers! Feel free to browse around. Here’s a tempting combination: Little Green Footballs and Stephanie Seymour nude. (Don’t worry — Charles Johnson remains fully clothed.)