Emerging Awareness Update: The Real Bisexual Housewives of Beverly Hills

Posted on | December 16, 2014 | 10 Comments

Oh, did I say “bisexual”? I meant “indiscriminately slutty”:

Brandi Glanville is getting very candid about her love for the ladies.
During a visit to HuffPost Live this week, the outspoken Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star opened up about her bisexual tendencies.
“I don’t swing both ways, I’ve been with women and usually there’s a man involved,” the 42-year-old reality star revealed. “I have a couple times been with women where it was just us…I love beautiful people and if you’re a man you’re a man, if you’re a woman you’re a woman. I’m not a lesbian and I’m not straight.” . . .
“It’s only been a few times in my life,” the mother of two added. “If it happens it happens. That’s not something that you plan for. I feel like it has to be organic.”
It’s no secret Glanville doesn’t discriminate when it comes to men or women. On a previous season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Glanville made out with former cast-member Carlton Gebbia during a steamy hot tub scene.

Yeah, imagine that scene — no, not that scene, I mean the scene where the kid comes home from school crying because all the other kids were teasing him. “Ha ha ha, I saw your mom having lesbian hot tub sex on TV!” Sure it happens every day in Beverly Hills.

They’re the “beautiful people,” you see.

UPDATE: Because I had never heard of this person before — amazing how many obscure “celebrities” there are in the age of cable TV — I checked her Wikipedia page. She’s notorious trash.

Brandi Glanville Confronts Ex-Husband
Eddie Cibrian’s Mistress Scheana Marie:
“I Had So Much Anxiety” About Meeting Her
— January 2013

Brandi Glanville Apologizes for Her Racist Joke
on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
— December 2013

Brandi Glanville Apologizes for Joking That
She Wanted to Be Molested as a Child
— January 2014

Oh, such “beautiful people” . . .

Category: Celebrities, Gays, Sex

As Real as Rape: How Bad Journalism Advances Feminism’s Anti-Male Agenda

Posted on | December 16, 2014 | 35 Comments

“Campus activism about rape provides a means of disseminating the core message of feminist ideology, i.e., that men are evil and dangerous and that male sexuality is inherently violent and oppressive to women.”
— Robert Stacy McCain, Aug. 10, 2014

Glenn Reynolds demolished the phony “college rape epidemic” meme in his USA Today column Monday, and little remains but dimly glowing cinders of smoldering lies amid the cold ashes of Rolling Stone‘s incinerated fraternity gang-rape tale.

Christina Hoff Sommers, who spent months trying to get journalists to stop using the phony “1-in-5” statistic, notes that the authors of the study from which that statistic was derived say that it is “inappropriate to use the number as a baseline” for the prevalence of rape at colleges. If you read between the lines of their careful caveats, and if you know anything about how surveys can be biased, you realize how asking college women multiple questions about “unwanted” sexual behavior could produce a lot of “false positive” responses.

When you collect survey answers about “unwanted” kissing and touching, or even attempted kissing and touching, and make such a survey the basis of claims about the prevalence of rape — a violent felony — what you are doing is not journalism, it’s propaganda.

“Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society.”
— Rush Limbaugh

Although I hesitate to say that Rolling Stone story was entirely a hoax, Sabrina Rubin Erdely and her editors have utterly discredited themselves and, in the process, exposed both the falsehood of feminist rhetoric and the reckless irresponsibility of liberal media. Eric Owens at the Daily Caller recounts eight separate rape hoaxes at colleges and universities, including the bizarre 2013 case of a transvestite student at UC-Santa Cruz who placed a Craigslist ad seeking someone to beat “her” up so “she” could claim to be a victim.

Owens highlights what Rolling Stone did wrong at UVA:

Why did Erdely commit career suicide? Writing at Slate, Hanna Rosin provides the likely answer: Erdely hoped her wildly implausible 9,000-word, agenda-driven excuse for journalism would emphasize “the larger theme of a university culture and social scene indifferent even to the most brutalized victims of rape.”

That is to say, Erdely believed the hype — feminists claim that many rapes on campus go unreported because victims are afraid to report these crimes to “indifferent” college officials — and she set out to find a story that would prove feminists are right.

Oops.

Stipulate that what is usually called “date rape” happens far too frequently on campus. Young people — mostly teenagers, 18 or 19 years old — get drunk out of their minds and, under such circumstances, boys have sex with girls who are not in a condition to resist. Unless universities are willing to crack down on underage drinking, however, there are limits to what can be done to prevent these incidents from occurring, and it is notoriously difficult to prosecute a rape charge in the typical “he said, she said” situation where this happens.

Bad journalism does not improve this kind of problem, and bad journalism seems rampant nowadays. Jessica Pressler of New York magazine reported a story last week about a teenager, Stuyvesant High senior Mohammed Islam, who said he made $72 million as an investor.

A complete fiction — the kid made it up from thin air.

Fake rape. Fake teen millionaire. To-may-to, to-mah-to.

What is the feminist agenda on university campuses? To demonize men, to stigmatize heterosexuality and to promote lesbianism. This agenda has been made explicit by radical theorists whose works are foundational to the anti-male/anti-heterosexual doctrines taught in Women’s Studies courses at nearly every college and university in America.

“That some men rape provides a sufficient threat to keep all women in a constant state of intimidation, forever conscious of the knowledge that the biological tool must be held in awe, for it may turn to weapon with sudden swiftness born of harmful intent. . . . Rather than society’s aberrants or ‘spoilers of purity,’ men who commit rape have served in effect as front-line masculine shock troops, terrorist guerrillas in the longest sustained battle the world has ever known.”
— Susan Brownmiller, Against Our Will: Men, Women, and Rape (1975)

“A lesbian society pragmatically reveals that the division from men of which women have been the object is a political one . . .
“[O]ur survival demands that we contribute all our strength to the destruction of the class of women within which men appropriate women. This can be accomplished only by the destruction of heterosexuality as a social system which is based on the oppression of women by men and which produces the doctrine of the difference between the sexes to justify this oppression.”
— Monique Wittig, “One Is Not Born a Woman” (1981)

“Fucking is a large part of how females are kept subordinated to males. It is a ritual enactment of that subordination which constantly reaffirms the fact of subordination and habituates both men and women to it, both in body and in imagination. . . . A great deal of fucking is also presumed to preserve and maintain women’s belief in their own essential heterosexuality, which in turn (for women as not for men) connects with and reinforces female hetero-eroticism, that is, man-loving in women. It is very important to the maintenance of male-supremacy that men fuck women, a lot. So it is required; it is compulsory.”
— Marilyn Frye, The Politics of Reality: Essays in Feminist Theory (1983)

“Radical feminists have examined the institution of heterosexuality, the social construction of desire and the links between rape and ‘consensual’ sex. These analyses question the existence of ‘truly chosen’ and ‘egalitarian’ heterosexual relations by focusing on the compulsory enforcement of heterosexuality; they are suspicious of appeals to some ‘authentic female sexuality,’ hidden deep within ourselves and uncontaminated by the rule of heteropatriarchy.”
— Jenny Kitzinger, “Sexual Violence and Compulsory Heterosexuality,” in Heterosexuality: A Feminism & Psychology Reader, edited by Sue Wilkinson and Celia Kitzinger (1993)

“Why is much of men’s aggression against women sexual in nature? . . .
“If the superiority of the penis over the vagina is being established through male sexual violence against females, then males benefit from this violence in their everyday interactions with females if they remind females that they, males, have a penis, and the women have a vagina. The more frequently females (and males) are reminded of the dominance of the penis over the vagina, the more rewards all men reap from some men’s sexual violence against women. . . .
“By compulsively sexualizing their interactions with females, males remind both themselves and females that males are dominant.”
— Dee Graham, Loving to Survive: Sexual Terror, Men’s Violence, and Women’s Lives (1994)

“Far from being ‘natural,’ phallic sexuality is a moral and political activity. . . . Men’s sexual behaviour is not caused by hormonal dictates. It is because the penis serves the ideological function of symbolizing ‘human’ status that it is so heavily charged with erotic energy, and not because it is driven by testosterone. Men must keep using it because they need to keep proving that they exist, that their ‘humanity’ is inextricably entwined with penis-possession; women must be constantly used by it to prove that men exist, that the sum total of a man is his penis. . . . Anything and everything must be subordinated to penile activity if men are to be what phallic ideology requires them to be.”
— Denise Thompson, Radical Feminism Today (2001)

If you know what feminists actually believe — the anti-male hate propaganda taught to the tens of thousands of college girls who sign up for Women’s Studies classes annually — it is not surprising that rape hysteria is being promoted as a way of popularizing the characteristic attitude of radical feminists: Fear and Loathing of the Penis.

Does anyone suppose that Rolling Stone would be interested in reporting that Feminist Frontiers, the most widely assigned anthology of feminist literature, is edited by three lesbian professors? Do you think Sabrina Rubin Erdely might follow up on the (perhaps-not-entirely-coincidental) fact that Carmen Rios, communications coordinator for the Feminist Majority Foundation, describes herself as a “raging lesbian feminist” and referred to Women’s Studies programs as “Lesbo Recruitment 101”? Does Rolling Stone editor William Dana, who was so eager to publish unverified gang-rape claims against a University of Virginia fraternity, think his magazine’s readers might like to know why Women’s Studies professors condemn Disney cartoons as “heteronormative”?

No, those vicious swine won’t pay anyone to report the truth about feminism, because they don’t want anyone to know the truth.

The only people who will pay me to report the truth are my readers who hit the freaking tip jar. It’s almost Christmas, you know.

Category: Crime, Education, Fear. Loathing., Feminism, Media Bias, Sex Trouble

LIVE AT FIVESEVEN: 12.16.14

Posted on | December 16, 2014 | 1 Comment

— compiled by Wombat-socho

TOP NEWS
Two Hostages Killed As Sydney Siege Ends Tragically

A hostage runs to a police officer after escaping from the cafe

Siege lasted for sixteen hours before police stormed the cafe
Abbott: Gunman known to security forces but not on terror lists
Siege triggers national security review
“Deluded” hostage taker saw himself as martyr

At Least 84 Students Killed As Taliban Storm Pakistani Army School
Hundreds more taken hostage

Palestinian Leadership Decides To Continue Security Cooperation With Israel
Religious advisor says PA will activate “popular resistance” against Israel

POLITICS
Activist Professor Vivek Murthy Confirmed As Surgeon General

Harvard professor’s nomination held up for over a year

Murthy’s confirmation vote largely along party lines, with one GOP senator voting for and three Democrats voting against

Border Agent Accused Of Aiding Smugglers

Senate Agenda Still Packed With Nominations, Terror Insurance, And Tax Extensions

Troops Not Amused By Obama’s “Santa In Fatigues” Quip

Texas Legislature Looks To Extend Gun Rights

White House Still Weighing Russia Sanctions Bill

Jeb Bush Speaks In SC Amid Rumors Of Presidential Bid

Supremes Rule Traffic Stop OK Despite Mistake Of Law

THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Asian Crude Continues To Sink: WTI $55.67, Brent $60.84
Oil Plunge, Unstable Ruble Shock the Markets
US Industrial Output Finally Surpasses Pre-Recession Peak
Euro Zone Business Activity Posts Weak Growth
Fed Could Signal First Rate Hike Since 2008
Intercontinental Hotels Agrees To $43 Billion Purchase Of Boutique Chain Kimpton Hotels
Leaked Windows 10 Build Includes Cortana, XBox App
Apple, AT&T Back Microsoft Against Feds In Overseas E-Mail Fight
Skype Moves Towards Auto-Translation
Internet Tax Moratorium Extended Again
Watch Teens React To Classic Nintendo Game “Mega Man”

SPORTS
Saints Skin Bears 31-15

Jay Cutler gets sacked by Kasim Edebali in the first half of last night’s game

Three interceptions and seven sacks seal Chicago’s fate

The Descent Of Brad Halsey

Sabres Top Sens In Shootout

Cavs Top Hornets 97-88

Islanders 3, Devils 2 (SO)

Pacers Snap Eight-Game Slide, Whip Lakers 110-91

Struggling Edmonton Oilers Fire Coach Eakins

“Bad Things” Lead To Suns’ Sixth Straight Loss

Pens Overcome Mumps, Bolts For 20th Win

Harper, Nationals Agree On Two-Year Deal

FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
Young Actresses Lining Up For Key Role In “Pirates 5”

I have no idea who they are either

Disney looking for love interest for Brandon Thwaites

Meet The Manliest Man In Hollywood

“Theory Of Everything” Actor Eddie Redmayne Gets Married

Sienna Miller Covers Vogue, Daughter Makes Modeling Debut Inside

Camille Cosby Speaks Up

Jonathan Rhys Meyers Gets Engaged

Tatum-Pratt “Ghostbusters” Spinoff In The Works

David Oyelowo To Star With Lupita Nyong’o In “Americanah”

FOREIGNERS
Ten Arrested In israeli Police Raid On “Lehava” Anti-Coexistence Group
Iran’s Rouhani Upbeat About Nuke Talks
15,000 Anti-Islam Demonstrators March In Dresden
Ukraine PM Appeals For Help From NATO, EU
Egyptian Prosecutor Remands Over 300 Alleged Supporters Of Muslim Brotherhood To Military Courts
Indian Supreme Court Disallows Italian Marines’ Plea
100 Syrian Troops, 80 Jihadis Killed In Battle Over Government Base
British Embassy In Cairo Reopens
Haiti Awaits New Government After PM Resigns
UNSC Blames South Sudan’s Leaders For “Man-Made Catastrophe”

BLOGS & STUFF
First Street Journal: Frack, Baby, Frack!
Proof Positive: The Mary Jo Kopechne “I Can’t Breathe” T-Shirt
Doug Powers: Now How About A Report On How Many Democrats Already Knew About The CIA’s Interrogation Techniques?
Twitchy: “I HATE THIS PLANET!” Feminist Do-Gooder Targets Emotionally Scarring Laundry Detergent
The Quinton Report: DOD Gives Co$ Funding For “Detox” Of Gulf War Vets
Monster Hunter Nation: Fisking The Guardian Again, This Time For H.P. Lovecraft
Kurt Schlichter: Nothing Succeeds Like Liberal Secession
American Power: Elizabeth Warren’s Government Shutdown
American Thinker: Ted Cruz Was Right, Again
Conservatives4Palin: Governor Palin – Anxious For Leaders?
Don Surber: I Voted Republican For This?
Jammie Wearing Fools: NYPD Shreds DiBlasio After Cops Assaulted By “Peaceful” Protesters
Joe For America: Islamicizing America’s Schools – Is It Too Late For America’s Kids?
JustOneMinute: Listen Up – Spice It Up, Man Up!
Pamela Geller: There Are No Lone Wolves In The Jihad War
Protein Wisdom: Life Imitates Monty Python – Soldiers Barred From Yelling At Terrorists
Shot In The Dark: To All My “Progressive” Friends
The Gateway Pundit: Sydney Morning Herald Recommends “Empathy” For Jihadist Hostage Taker
The Jawa Report: Everyone Wave Buh Bye To Runa
The Lonely Conservative: Tolerance! Vandals Go After Conservative On Michigan Campus
This Ain’t Hell: Twelve Sailors Involved In USS Wyoming Shower Videos
Weasel Zippers: Liberal Rag Vox – Asking Muslims To Condemn Terrorism Is “Bigoted And Islamophobic”
Megan McArdle: All I Want For Christmas Is A Vitamix – The Christmas Gift Guide
Mark Steyn: I Wish That Bird Would Fly Away

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Category: Live at Five

Just a Random Coincidence

Posted on | December 15, 2014 | 39 Comments

Stomped a troll over the weekend. Stomped that troll into itty bitty teeny tiny troll smithereens, calling him out by his IP address in Beaverton, Oregon. Hadn’t seen a troll like that one in many months. Usually Wombat smashes ’em with his trollhammer before I see ’em. Wombat doesn’t bother to tell me, so I never even know about it.

Today, I see another troll, with a similar message, using the fake email address [email protected] and saying he is “someone that knows you well. I got your number bitch boy.”

As James Carville like to say, if you see a turtle on top of a fence post, you know it didn’t climb up there by itself. That’s a way of saying that some things are obviously not coincidental, and so you might want to check out why these “coincidences” keep happening.

The troll today used a French-based “anonymizer” to mask his home IP address and when I checked, I found that the IP of that particular anonymizer had only previously appeared once in the comments here during the entire time we’ve been using Disqus.

Turtle. Fence post. Some assembly required.

It was July 11, and the story was about some “Stupid Vicious Criminal Scum” who murdered a taxi driver for $5. The troll’s comment:

Life without parole? This country is in dire need of prison, and sentencing reforms. We won’t see them though because private prison companies are getting rich at tax payers expense off of these inmates. They all become cheap labor. And what exactly is the point of our penal system besides cruel, and unusual punishment? It certainly isn’t rehabilitation. It takes messed up people, and then messes them up some more, and then we wonder why our recidivism rate is so high? Look at Norway: 20 year max for murder, conjugal visits, prisoners are shown respect, and made into responsible members of society, and their recidivism rate is 30%, while ours which treats inmates like animals has a recidivism rate over 60%. We’re obviously doing something wrong, but the law and order pricks in this country will never do anything to change it.

Hmmm. These damned turtles just keep sprouting wings. That comment is an argument for leniency in criminal prosecution. Guess what? All three of the posts commented on by our troll friend in Beaverton, Oregon, were about the criminal prosecution of . . . ?

Sexual deviancy.

So now it’s Monday. I post about Satanic murderers in Texas, and a troll using this French anonymizer (IP 62.210.74.186) and the fake email [email protected] decides he needs to tell me he is “someone that knows you well. I got your number bitch boy.”

Do you have my number, troll? Because if you think you’re smarter than me, you certainly don’t know me well, but please remember two things: 1. Karma’s a bitch, and 2. I don’t believe in coincidences.

Category: Crime

Nothing to See Here, Just a Teenage Girl Killed in a Satanic Ritual in Houston

Posted on | December 15, 2014 | 34 Comments

Maybe you missed this trivial story last week:

A Harris County jury on Thursday convicted 18-year-old Jose E. Reyes of capital murder in a death tied to a satanic ritual, agreeing with prosecutors that another crime was committed when Corriann Cervantes was brutally killed.
Reyes was automatically sentenced to life in prison.
Jurors took a little more than an hour to reach a decision, rejecting arguments from defense attorneys that if Reyes was guilty of a crime, it would be murder.
Moments after the verdict was announced in the courtroom, Cervantes’ aunt, Michelle Abernathy, said she blamed Reyes and his parents for the death of her 15-year-old niece.
Abernathy dressed down Reyes, saying he is “morally, spiritually dead.”
Jurors agreed with prosecutors, who sought a conviction on a charge of capital murder. Earlier Thursday, prosecutors said in closing arguments that Reyes’ own words prove he killed a girl because he wanted to sell his soul to the devil. . . .
The last piece of evidence in the trial that began Monday were letters from jail in which Reyes said the Devil was watching him and directing him to act during the slaying.
“He was standing there, watching me and Victor,” the teen wrote in a letter read to jurors Thursday.
“It’s all good. It’s what the Devil asked for.” . . .
Reyes is accused with Victor Alas, then 16, of strangling, bludgeoning and stabbing Cervantes in a vacant apartment in Clear Lake on Feb. 4. . . .
Prosecutors believe the three teens left a party to go to a vacant apartment to have consensual sex, but at some point Reyes told Alas he had sold his soul to the devil. Alas could also sell his soul, Reyes said, if they killed the teen.
The two then kept Cervantes from leaving the apartment as they beat, sexually assaulted and eventually killed her, prosecutors said. . . .
During the four-day trial, jurors saw graphic photos of heinous injuries that including an upside down cross carved on Cervantes’ stomach. Her right eye had been gouged out and she had been stabbed in the face and torso with a screwdriver. . . .
Medical examiners and investigators testified Cervantes was also sexually assaulted.
Reyes’ lawyers argued there was not enough evidence to believe the sexual assault took place while Cervantes was alive.

You know it’s got to be a bad day at work for a lawyer when the best he can do is try to save his 18-year-old client from a mandatory life sentence by claiming that the 15-year-old girl he admits his client killed was already dead before she was sexually assaulted.

Anyway, I thought you might be interested in that minor trivial bit of news. Meanwhile, in Pennsylvania, police are looking for Bradley William Stone, 35, who they say killed six people in the suburbs of Philadelphia, and in Australia, commandos killed an terrorist who murdered two people during a standoff in downtown Sydney:

The gunman, identified as an Iranian refugee, had taken dozens of hostages.
Central Sydney was put in lockdown when the gunman seized the hostages early on Monday, forcing some of them to hold up a black Islamic banner at the window of the Lindt cafe.
The Lindt Chocolat Cafe is located in Martin Place, a busy shopping area in Sydney’s financial district.
The gunman was named as Man Haron Monis. He received political asylum in Australia in 1996 and was on bail facing a number of charges. . . .
Monis was on bail for being an accessory to the murder of his ex-wife. He also faced more than 40 sexual and indecent assault charges.
He had also been convicted of sending offensive letters to the families of deceased Australian soldiers.
The self-styled cleric, who described himself on a website as a Shia Muslim who had converted to Sunni Islam, was said by his former lawyer to have been an isolated figure.

Just another isolated incident. Random. And don’t pay any attention to those right-wing Christian fundamentalists who think Satan is real. Nobody killed your teenage daughter for Satan. Yet.

Category: Crime

In The Mailbox, 12.15.14

Posted on | December 15, 2014 | 1 Comment

— compiled by Wombat-socho

OVER THE TRANSOM
First Street Journal: #COP20Lima – The Seriousness Of Unseriousness
Doug Powers: If You Like Your Slurpee, You Can Keep Your Slurpee
Twitchy: #SydneySiege – Jim Geraghty, Iowahawk Crush REaction To Terrorist’s ISIS Flag With Shattering Idea

RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES
American Power: Bill Whittle’s Firewall – The New Barbarism
American Thinker: Russell Brand – Revolutionary, Prophet, Prettyboy
Conservatives4Palin: Governor Palin Asks “Which Side Are You On?”
Don Surber: Declare CO2 A Nutrient
Jammie Wearing Fools: “Man Of The People” Di Blasio Builds Taller Fence Around Gracie Mansion
Joe For America: FEMA, Through DHS, Buys Off “Clergy Response Team” – What Are They Up To?
JustOneMinute: I Sense A Pattern At The Rolling Stone
Pamela Geller: Dirty Bomb Attack May Have Been Stopped Due To Enhanced Interrogation
Protein Wisdom: Happy “National Day Of Anger” To You and Yours!
Shot In The Dark: Shopping List
STUMP: Public Pensions Visualization – How Bad Is It?
The Gateway Pundit: Adding Insult To Injury – Obama Funding Illegal Amnesty With Fees Paid By Legal Immigrants
The Jawa Report: Sandcrawler Public Decompression Service
The Lonely Conservative: Joe Biden, Sociopath
This Ain’t Hell: 2014 Blue Falcon Stolen Valor Tournament First Round Complete
Weasel Zippers: Kurdish Battalion Was Only Unit To Stand Up To ISIS’ Summer Surge
Megan McArdle: Lessons From The Rolling Stone Debacle
Mark Steyn: Emasculated And Enkindled

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Category: Linkagery

Rule 5 Sunday: Relay Breakdown

Posted on | December 15, 2014 | 8 Comments

— compiled by Wombat-socho

I was going to lead off with Asia Carrera playing the piano [insert organ joke here], but couldn’t find a pic that wasn’t NSFW, so you’ll get Sarah Chang and like it.

Sarah Chang at work.

Anyhow, speaking of NSFW, if you’re new around here you may not realize that some of the following links are to pics of that sort, so unless you have a really awesome workplace, exercise discretion in your clicking or you may be looking for new work.

Average Bubba leads off again this week with Rule 5 Friday Christmas Edition, followed by Goodstuff and Charlie’s Angels, Loose Endz with mechanical honeys from SF, and Ninety Miles from Tyranny with Hot Pick of the Late Night, Girls With Guns, and Morning Mistress. Animal Magnetism also has Rule 5 Friday, supplemented as usual with the Saturday Gingermageddon; Spang Nation debuts with a rather nice Marisa Miller pinup, and First Street Journal says Vive le France! in memory of the women of the Resistance.

EBL brings us the lowdown on the Packer Playoff Picture, the Power Of 12, the latest pitiful feminist fad, and Christina Hendricks.

A View from the Beach has quite the assortment this week: An American Girl – Keri Russell, Wombat’s Friday Follies, Mean Girls Christmas, Jingle Boo… er Bells, Wombat’s Wednesday News Fodder, So Much for the Little Chocolates, Wombat’s Tuesday News, Food Abuse, Wombat’s Monday News Run, The 6 AM Flex, Redskins Take on Sheep, and The Twin Fantasy?

Soylent Siberia starts with the weekly coffee creamer, followed by I’m Obviously Still Riding The Wrong Bus, Monday Motivationer Jewel, Overnighty, Tuesday Titillation Astris, Evening Awesome Scaring Fish, Humpday Hawtness Scarfable, Another Header For Irish, Falconsword Fursday Fur Fur Further, Smooth, Corset Friday Filaments, T-Gif Friday: Rinse And Spin Cycle of Snooch, Linky Love Eye Bleach, Happy Hour Hawtness, and Weekender Well. Also, Bath Night Beauty!

Proof Positive’s Friday Night Babe is Ariana Grande; his Vintage Babe is Virginia Gibson, and in addition to Sex in Advertising, there’s the obligatory 49ers cheerleader. At Dustbury, it’s a double shot of Taylor Swift.

Thanks to everyone for their linkagery! Deadline to submit links to the Rule 5 Wombat for next week’s Rule 5 roundup is midnight on Saturday, December 20.

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Category: Rule 5