Rule 5 Sunday: Maximum Acceleration
Posted on | October 27, 2013 | 29 Comments
— compiled by Wombat-socho
We begin this week’s Rule 5 roundup by reminding the Loyal Readers (and occasional Go(Oglers),to swipe Soylent Green’s term) that many of the links below lead to pix of half-pretty girls half-dressed to show it and entirely pretty girls completely undressed to show it, both of which are liable to get you in hot water if clicked on where not appropriate. Consider yourself warned.
We bring this week with Randy’s Roundtable, who submits Helen Lindes for our consideration; Animal Magnetism is right behind with Rule 5 Friday and Solo Ginger Saturday, the usual Gingermageddon having fallen afoul of coding issues. Goodstuff serves up Vampira and other Halloween goodness along with an examination of Palin Madness Syndrome; Ninety Miles From Tyranny has Hot Pick of The Late Night, Morning Mistress, and Women With Weapons. Reaganite Resistance has some stunning news about Miss World, while Fishersville Mike enjoys Summer in Kansas City. Blackmailers Don’t Shoot doesn’t disappoint with Pretty Girls On A Thursday: Rock Around The Clock Edition, and First Street Journal returns with some Serbian Army ladies for your consideration.
EBL’s herd of noteworthy heifers this week includes The Flirts, Kate Upton, Carol Costello, an unfortunate cell phone user, Hayden Panettiere, Nell Stephenson, more vintage Halloween Rule 5, and Obamacare Rule 5.
Wine Women and Politics has TGIF Late Day Hotness, Red Hot, Playboy Playmate Val Keil, Hot Babe Friday, Some Like It Hot, and Thursday Bombshells.
Postaldog delivers with Sydney Leathers and Bree Olson, Madonna & Gabrielle Union, Salma Hayek, Chloe Bennett, Taylor Swift, Taylor Momsen, and Eliza Dushku.
Soylent Green has some morning coffee, Overnighty Berritt, Soylent Classic Miss Spassfabrik, Tuesday Titillation, Funiculi Funicula, Humpday Hawtness Jaslyn, Alien Linky Love, Falconsword Fursday Fantasm, Pre-Halloween Linky Love, Corset Corsage, T-GIF Friday, Evening Awesome Edwige, and Baby You Can Drive My Car.
Proof Positive’s Friday Night Babe was Katie Vernola, and his vintage babe was Piper Laurie, Sex in Advertising was covered this week by Katherine Webb, and of course there’s the obligatory 49ers cheerleader. Dustbury offers Catherine Deneuve and Jessica Alba, Three Beers Later brings Jonathan Winters and Suzanne Somers; also, Colt Ford’s “No Trash In My Trailer”. At The Camp of the Saints, it’s Amber Campisi and the Rule 5 News.
The DaleyGator’s DaleyBabes this week included Marlina Moreno, Maria Melilo, Nicole Bahls, Rebecca de Mornay,Mei Yukimoto, Saki Hatsumi, Mika Kizaki, Mayuko Akimoto, and Tanja Reichert; also, Lingerie Friday, TGIF Babes, and Sexy Saturday.
Thanks to everyone for their linkagery! Deadline to submit links to the Rule 5 Wombat mailbox for next week’s Rule 5 roundup is Saturday, November 2.
The Drunk Sluts Rights Movement
Posted on | October 27, 2013 | 66 Comments
Back in August, when I covered “SlutWalk DC,” I observed:
Date rape is an apparently common campus crime that usually involves two drunk young people, one of whom has an erect penis, and the other of whom is unable to avert what the erect penis typically does.
Of course, feminists would denounce such a statement of fact as a misogynistic expression of “rape culture,” but facts are facts: Alcohol is a significant contributing factor in the incidence of date rape. Leslie Eastman at College Insurrection remarks, “Never let it be said that outraged campus feminists confuse themselves with common sense,” as she highlights a Washington Post column about a recent uproar:
The message of Emily Yoffe’s Slate article about binge drinking and sexual assault on college campuses was as important as it was obvious: The best step that young women can take to protect themselves is to stop drinking to excess.
Young women everywhere — not to mention their mothers — ought to be thanking Yoffe. Instead, she’s being pilloried.
A “rape denialism manifesto” full of “plain old victim-blaming,” Lori Adelman wrote on the feminist blog Feministing.com. Erin Gloria Ryan, on Jezebel.com, accused Yoffe of “admonishing women for not doing enough to stop their own rapes.”
Read the whole thing. This feminist nonsense is perfectly understandable once you recognize that the whole p0int of endless ranting about the evils of the oppressive patriarchy is to absolve women of responsibility for their own failures. So the coed who starts guzzling tequila at the ATO house and wakes up the next morning sore, sticky and naked, with only vague memories of how she got that way, is not merely a victim of drunken fratboys — and we all know what deviant beasts those ATOs are, right? — but also a victim of all men everywhere throughout the course of human history. Anyone who says otherwise is just a misogynistic slut-shaming bigot.
“One has to belong to the intelligentsia to believe things like that; no ordinary man could be such a fool,” said the sexist George Orwell.
Celebrity Psychopath Chris Brown Arrested on Felony Assault Charge
Posted on | October 27, 2013 | 44 Comments
The world’s most notorious R&B criminal terrorizes D.C.:
Chris Brown and a bodyguard were arrested Sunday morning and charged with felony assault, the Washington Metropolitan Police Department said.
The singer and bodyguard Christopher Hollosy were allegedly involved in an altercation with another man outside the W Hotel at 4:25 a.m., police said.
The two were taken into custody and were being held at the 2nd district police station, police said.
Brown, 24, is on probation in California for a felony domestic violence conviction involving his former girlfriend Rihanna. Any arrest could be considered a violation of that probation, which could result in jail time.
“Two woman approached Brown in front of the W Hotel and asked to take a picture with him. As the pic was about to be taken, 2 men rushed over to get in the photo. We’re told Chris then said, “I’m not into this gay s**t, I’m into boxing,” and threw a punch at the alleged victim. . . . The victim says he doesn’t understand why Brown would be “so homophobic” to hurl such a slur.
Maybe after Chris Brown gets out of jail, he can date Amanda Bynes, who is reportedly recovering from her psychotic meltdown.
How did Chris Brown become such a violent menace to society? We mentioned his sexually deviant childhood just the other day:
His parents divorced when he was seven, and before long he and his sister and mother were living with her new husband in a trailer park . . .
He lost his virginity when he was eight years old, to a local girl who was 14 or 15. . . . Brown grew up with a great gang of boy cousins, and they watched so much porn that he was raring to go.
This is America’s future. And we’re hopelessly doomed.
(Hat-tip: L.N. Smithee.)
U.S. Army Counter-Intelligence Warns Fort Hood Troops Against Christians
Posted on | October 27, 2013 | 91 Comments
Obviously, we must beware of those Lutheran extremists:
Soldiers attending a pre-deployment briefing at Fort Hood say they were told that evangelical Christians and members of the Tea Party were a threat to the nation and that any soldier donating to those groups would be subjected to punishment under the Uniform Code of Military Justice.
A soldier who attended the Oct. 17th briefing told me the counter-intelligence agent in charge of the meeting spent nearly a half hour discussing how evangelical Christians and groups like the American Family Association were “tearing the country apart.”
Michael Berry, an attorney with the Liberty Institute, is advising the soldier and has launched an investigation into the incident.
“The American public should be outraged that the U.S. Army is teaching our troops that evangelical Christians and Tea Party members are enemies of America, and that they can be punished for supporting or participating in those groups,” said Berry, a former Marine Corps JAG officer.
“These statements about evangelicals being domestic enemies are a serious charge.” . . .
[W]hile a large portion of the briefing dealt with the threat evangelicals and the Tea Party pose to the nation, barely a word was said about Islamic extremism, the soldier said.
“Our community is still healing from the act of terrorism brought on by Nidal Hasan – who really is a terrorist,” the soldier said. “This is a slap in the face.“ . . .
Tony Perkins, president of the Family Research Council, tells me the Pentagon is pushing anti-Christian propaganda.
“On the very base that was the site of mass murder carried out by a radicalized Muslim soldier, it is astonishing that it is evangelical groups that are being identified as a ‘threat,’” he said. “Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel must immediately intervene to stop this march against the rights and freedom of our soldiers.”
The soldier said they were also told that the pro-life movement is another example of “radicalization.”
“They said that evangelical Christians protesting abortions are the mobilization stage and that leads to the bombing of abortion clinics,” he said, recalling the discussion.
The name of the Department of Defense official who gave this briefing should immediately be made public. This report from Fort Hood resembled an earlier report from Camp Shelby, Mississippi, where the American Family Association was also singled out:
Several dozen U.S. Army active duty and reserve troops were told last week that the American Family Association, a well-respected Christian ministry, should be classified as a domestic hate group because the group advocates for traditional family values.
The briefing was held at Camp Shelby in Mississippi and listed the AFA alongside domestic hate groups like the Ku Klux Klan, Neo-Nazis, the Black Panthers and the Nation of Islam.
More at The Washington Times and Gateway Pundit.
In other words, now that Obama has ended “Don’t Ask, “Don’t Tell,” all opposition to the radical gay agenda is illegal “hate.” And never mind that, while Army intelligence officers are warning troops about targets from the SPLC’s anti-Christian hate map, it was the leftist pervert Bradley “Chelsea” Manning who betrayed his oath.
This evidence of misguided priorities and the politicization of military training has clear precedents. Recall the 2009 DHS warning about “Rightwing Extremism” — a warning clearly aimed at the Tea Party — and recall, also, how self-described “militia watchdog” Mark Pitcavage wrangled a $2 million “anti-terrorism training” grant from the Clinton-era Justice Department. These actions not only show how Democrat administrations seek to eliminate dissent by categorizing opposition as “hate” and “extremism,” but also show how real dangers are ignored while liberal activists, granted federal funding and federal authority, go chasing after “rightwing” bogeymen.
The $2 million squandered by the Clinton administration to have the idiot Pitcavage teach law enforcement about the supposed dangers of right-wing militias, after all, might better have been spent warning about the dangers of radical Muslims who (unbeknownst to Pitcavage) were in America and training for their 9/11 attack at the same time he was teaching cops to watch out for right-wingers.
If Democrats had any conscience, they would be ashamed of themselves, but they’re Democrats, and thus are incapable of shame.
Send Angels to Fort Bragg
Posted on | October 26, 2013 | 52 Comments
Our soldier son with Mrs. Other McCain in April at Fort Benning.
Well, I knew this day was coming, and now it begins.
Prayers for my Army son @me_llaman_bob — 3 weeks in hell! #Hooah
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) October 27, 2013
He just turned 21 last month. Those of you who have paid attention know what this is about, but “OpSec,” etc. When he first told me about this, I thought he was crazy. Eh, we all know that’s hereditary. What kind of crazy does it take to volunteer for something like this?
@rsmccain God be with @me_llaman_bob and keep him safe!
— #GoSox (@LADowd) October 27, 2013
@rsmccain @me_llaman_bob #Hooah to your son, and congrats to you for raising such a fine young patriot!
— Eric Narges (@nargesem) October 27, 2013
@rsmccain thanks for making me smile. It's definitely genetic (:
— Tiffany Pearce (@tiffanyrose116) October 27, 2013
@rsmccain @me_llaman_bob I'll even cheer for Dallas…. God bless
— Kochspiracy hacker (@BrianKennedy8) October 27, 2013
@rsmccain all that for a hat? 😉 Good luck to @me_llaman_bob !
— Robert Parry (@rcjparry) October 27, 2013
So now, for three weeks, all we can do is pray.
PREVIOUSLY:
- May 17: He Gets His Wings Tonight!
- May 16: One More Jump …
- May 12: My Wife Is a Soldier’s Mom
- April 26: Army Plans to Cut Eight Brigades by 2017
- April 24: Terrorists Fear Him
- Feb. 28: Army Update: Good News, Bad News
- Feb. 9: HOOAH! Army Training Update
- Jan. 18: Free Leadership Training Program
- Jan. 9: A Soldier and Two Marines: Sworn to ‘Support and Defend the Constitution’
T-Mac Is A Fine Addition To The Rodeo Clown Political Class
Posted on | October 26, 2013 | 25 Comments
by Smitty
The latest from Fight for Tomorrow captures the raw greasiness of Terry McAuliffe:
While that’s all valid, what was more fascinating twas McAuliffe’s closing argument from the debate Thursday, which was, in essence: “I’m kinda like Mark Warner”. This blog, and all likely Virginia voters, should be in awe of the fact that, given the chance to summarize why he, himself, should be elected, he just cant offer a first reason.
Ken Cuccinelli for Governor
McAuliffe, the second-rate Warner, would make VA a third-rate state
via Breitbart
Legal Woes Mount for Alabama Anti-GOP Conspiracy Theory Blogger Roger Shuler
Posted on | October 26, 2013 | 60 Comments
Roger Shuler, Shelby County Jail inmate No. 288928
The arrest of “Legal Schnauzer” blogger Roger Shuler, which I reported Friday at The American Spectator and blogged about here in the wee hours, has tipped over quite an interesting row of dominoes.
As recently as Oct. 19, a certain “RogerS” was boasting of his expertise in RICO lawsuits and claiming that perjuring bomber Brett Kimberlin’s lawsuit against bloggers was a legal tour de force:
Oh, no! An anonymous Breitbart Unmasked commenter calling himself “Roger S” asserts that he has handled many many RICO lawsuits, and Brett Kimberlin’s is super awesome and is going to make him a lot of money! Honey, where did I put the checkbook? Looks like it’s time to write a big fat settlement check to Mr. Convicted Bomber, because he is going to kick my ass in court! Experienced RICO Lawsuit Expert “Roger S” says so!
If, as some have suggested today, “RogerS” is actually the self-same Roger Shuler (Shelby County Jail inmate No. 288928), then his comments at a pro-Kimberlin web site are what lawyers called “evidence.” Speaking of lawyers, an Alabama attorney today e-mailed Roger Shuler:
From: [Influential Montgomery Lawyer]
Date: Sat, Oct 26, 2013
Subject: Cease and Desist to Roger Shuler from Ali Akbar re: Karl Rove
To: [email protected]
Mr. Shuler:
Please see the attached correspondence. It is a demand from Mr. Ali Akbar that you cease and desist all false, defamatory, and reckless comments about Mr. Akbar, specifically with respect to your false allegations Mr. Akbar engaged in a gay love affair with Karl Rove. In addition, it is a demand you delete and retract all such false and defamatory allegations within 10 days or face swift and certain legal action.
Sincerely,
[Influential Montgomery Lawyer]
While it is contrary to my personal creed to file lawsuits, it appears that certain communications published by Roger Shuler may be material to my defense in both the state and federal lawsuits Brett Kimberlin has filed against me and other bloggers (it’s probably unfair to call Simon & Schuster a “blogger”), and I have politely requested access to specific information relevant to the case.
Do inmates in the Shelby County Jail have e-mail access? Probably not, and so it may take a while for Ali’s lawyer to get a reply.
“Swift and certain legal action” — truth and justice, baby.
FMJRA 2.0: Floating
Posted on | October 26, 2013 | 14 Comments
— compiled by Wombat-socho
- BlurBrain
- Blackmailers Don’t Shoot
- The DaleyGator
- Regular Right Guy
- EBL
- Animal Magnetism
- EBL
- Proof Positive
- Rick’s Crazed World
Police State: Feds Raid Investigative Reporter @AudreyHudson, Seize Notes
- New Media Radio
- Regular Right Guy
- Lonely Conservative
- Bits Blog
- The DaleyGator
- A View From The Beach
- EBL
- Rick’s Crazed World
- Da Tech Guy
- The DaleyGator
- Rick’s Crazed World
- Regular Right Guy
- Preppers Universe
- Daily Pundit
- Rick’s Crazed World
FMJRA 2.0: Day Late & A Dollar Short
Neal Rauhauser Uses @CatsRImportant to Spread His Evil Lies as ‘Hard Candy’
Pure Evil: Drug Addicted Parents Sell Their Daughters to Child Pornographers
Neal Rauhauser Uses @CatsRImportant to Discuss a Certain Address in Maryland
The World’s Worst Pro Se Litigant Gets the Complete @Popehat Treatment
Finally, Obama Creates Jobs — Hiring People to Fix Busted ObamaCare Site!
BREAKING: Maryland Appeals Court Denies Certiorari for Schmalfeldt Appeal
Pro-Pedophile Author: ‘How Dare You Call Me a Pro-Pedophile Author?!’
Atheist Sex Offenders Are Dangerous
Brief Note for @LeftIsRight4U: Why I Never Argue Politics With Liberals
Col. Nathan Jessup, Tea Partier
Great Moments In Public Sector Accountability, Waxman Edition
Obama Claims Ignorance of Failure Despite IG’s Clear Warnings in August
White House Official = Twitter Troll?
Bad Causes Attract Bad People: @MRC_43 and Other #FreeKate Freaks
Contraceptive Culture: Normalizing the Abnormal and, Also, Vice-Versa
Must Have Been Stabbed or Strangled
Bill Schmalfeldt Proves Me Right
Media Can’t Spin ObamaCare ‘Debacle’
News of Brett Kimberlin’s RICO Suit Reaches a Certain Bunker in Berlin
Sexual Savagery and the New Abnormal
Bill Schmalfeldt’s Dishonest Denials (and Where the Trail of Evidence Leads)
Joan Walsh Thinks It’s All About Her
Celebrities Are the New Proletariat
Schocker: 26-Year-Old Guy Willing to Have Sex With Creepy Old Shep Smith
Top linkers for the week:
- Rick’s Crazed World (37, mostly the hard way)
- Regular Right Guy (18)
- EBL (5+8 Batshit Crazy News)
- DaleyGator (8)
Thanks to everyone for their links! Links for next week’s FMJRA are due by midnight Friday, November 1.
