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Creepiest News of the Day (So Far)

Posted on | May 5, 2012 | 12 Comments

It’s not yet 6 p.m. ET, so I suppose something weirder might still come along, but so far? Yeah, this is definitely it:

Bill Johnson, a former Alabama gubernatorial candidate, has left his wife and family in Prattville to be with babies he secretly conceived as a sperm donor in New Zealand.
Johnson’s wife, Kathy Hale Johnson, told the New Zealand Herald that Johnson recently returned to live in New Zealand where he donated sperm to at least 10 women without her knowledge.
“He wants me to move over there. He’s not coming back,” she told the newspaper.
She said Johnson plans to apply for residency so he can stay in New Zealand, and that he intends to donate sperm to additional women.
“He is obsessed with this
. He doesn’t want to stop,” she said.

Unfortunately, he’s a Republican:

Johnson, 52, finished fifth among a field of seven candidates for governor in the 2010 GOP primary, capturing less than 2 percent of the vote. He ran as a conservative Christian who opposed gay marriage.

Please: Keep your sperm in New Zealand, Bill.

UPDATE: Yeah, we first noticed Bill’s Sperminator act in December.

Bill Maher: ‘Hey, Y’Know Something? Mitt Romney’s a Rich Mormon, Isn’t He?’

Posted on | May 5, 2012 | 15 Comments

Isn’t this just about the kind of “humor” you’d expect from the pustulent syphilitic chancre on America’s cable-TV sphincter?

“Donating your money to help repair this kid’s cleft palate, or to feed these hungry people, that’s charity. Giving money so Brice and Spencer can spend two years in Namibia spreading nonsense about celestial marriage and how Jesus is coming back to Missouri – not charity. . . . Now, I don’t want to re-fight last Friday’s show or get into a pissing match with the Internet, but the usual suspects are bitching that I was wrong [to say Mitt Romney’s] charitable giving doesn’t count, because it all goes to his cult . .”

Hey, Bill Maher: Aren’t there any rich Jews or rich Catholics in the Democratic Party whose charitable giving you could criticize? How come you’re suddenly paying attention to this issue? Is it just because a rich Mormon has recently locked up the Republican Party presidential nomination? Why don’t you admit that you’re nothing but an opportunistic partisan hypocrite and stop pretending to be a comedian?

Boreal Supremacy: Bruce Bartlett’s Tendentious History of Partisanship

Posted on | May 5, 2012 | 37 Comments

Years ago, when I was living in Georgia, I coined the term boreal supremacy to describe the attitude of certain people that all things Northern were superior to all things Southern. That attitude has offended me ever since the 1970s, when Yankees started flooding into my native Atlanta, where the municipal motto might as well be, “Will the Last Son of a Bitch Leaving Cleveland Please Turn Out the Lights.”

The newcomers brought with them an arrogant assumption of their own superiority to us local yokels. The late humorist Lewis Grizzard spoke for us when he told those latter-day carpetbaggers that if they didn’t like the South, well, “Delta is ready when you are.” Read more

FMJRA 2.0: Atomic Power

Posted on | May 5, 2012 | 3 Comments

— compiled by Wombat-socho

Students Walk Out After Anti-Bullying Speaker Dan Savage Calls Bible ‘Bulls–t’

Everybody Keeps Getting a Busy Signal at the Blogger Burnout Hotline Nowadays

When Trolls Attack: Marcusean Mob Gets @ChrisLoesch Bounced from Twitter

It Never Happened, Nobody Saw It Happen, and I Was Never There

‘Pleasure Activist’

“Weekend At Bin Laden’s”

FMJRA 2.0: You’ve Been Around

Ruh-Roh: Watchdog Warns of ‘Red Flags’ in Gingrich Campaign’s Financial Reports

Obama Ad: If Romney’s Extremities Get Any More Extremely Extreme, His Limbs Gonna Fly Off And Hit Somebody

My Son’s Not Brain Dead; That’s His Obama Impression

Administration’s Counter-Terrorism Chief Does Three Network Sunday Shows

Boehner: Obama ‘Picking a Fight Where One Doesn’t Exist’ on Student Loans

Ashley Judd Makes Cruel and Tasteless Jokes About Abortion in Political Video

Rule 5 SundayThursday

Five Academy Award-Winning Beauties Who Are Moms (Unlike Ashley Judd)

Axelrod Interviewed By Strolling Drone

A Pansy-Assed Apology: ‘You Christians Are Too Christian, and Not Gay Enough’

The ‘Million Ugly Women’ March

Obama Throws EPA Moron Under Bus, Bashes Republicans, Panders to Unions

Marx, Engels, Lenin, Trotsky … Obama!

Obama Administration Has Progressed Far Beyond ‘Conservative Lemmings’

But … It Was an ‘Interactive Lesson’!

E-Mail From Bert the Samoan Lawyer

BREAKING: Elizabeth Warren 3.1% Saintly Victim, 96.8% Evil Oppressor UPDATED: Her 1/32nd Legacy of Shame UPDATED: Her Confederate Heritage?

OMG! ‘Peace Studies’ Dude Blames Jews, Recommends Reading ‘Protocols’?

Will The SEALs Do For BHO What Goldberg Is Doing For Progressives?

While The #Occupier-In-Chief Flitted Off To Central Asia, #Occupy Shambled On

Ron Paul, Basketball Star? Watch Him Dribble Paul Krugman, Shoot 3-Pointer.

‘We Were Just Tired. I Mean, Anarchy Isn’t Easy. This Is A Lot Of Work.’

Insults Too Grievous to Be Borne Gladly

Obama Voter Lovitz Shows That All Thought Is Not Lost For Dems

I Am Not Consumed With Jealousy!

Aren’t You Glad You Supported Newt?

LIVE AT FIVE – 05.03.12

When Do We Say ‘Up The Left!’?

BREAKING: Economy Craters, Unemployment Soars, Obama Begins Desperate Search for Scapegoats

Top linkers this week:

  1. The Lonely Conservative (12)
  2. (tied) The DaleyGator and Daily Pundit (6)
  3. Troglopundit (5)

Thanks to everyone for their linkagery! Deadline for next week’s FMJRA will be Friday, May 11.

 

Your Mother Is Really Going to Love That Zenithink C91 Tablet From Amazon

Posted on | May 4, 2012 | 7 Comments

Look, I keep recommending jewelry as a Mother’s Day gift, but every time I check the Amazon Associates sales report, I find out we’ve sold some other high-end gizmo. Last week, it was a $300 lawn mower and a $500 laser printer. This week, it’s a 10.2-inch Zenithink C91 Android tablet for which somebody paid $199.99. I’m sure Mom will love it and, as always when you order through our Amazon links, you get low prices and kick me a sweet commission at no extra cost to you.

You can buy anything at Amazon — even the kitchen sink, or at least the faucet. Last week we sold a fancy contemporary kitchen faucet for $58, which I’m sure some thoughtful son will install at Mom’s house as a gift. Another reader got Mom a Philips Sonicare electric toothbrush for $38.

Click any link and shop around for great buys at Amazon. Most purchases over $25 come with free Super Saver shipping. Whether you’re buying something for yourself, or a gift for Mom, it’s the thought that counts — and also that sweet commission that helps me pay the bills.

 

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RINO Hunters: Nice Six-Term Senate Career You Had There, Dick Lugar

Posted on | May 4, 2012 | 32 Comments

In the span of barely a month, polls in the Indiana Republican primary race between incumbent Sen. Dick Lugar and challenger Richard Mourdock have gone from a 7-point lead for Lugar to a 10-point lead for Mourdock. With the primary now just four days away, the headlines:

Dick Lugar In Deep Trouble, A New Poll Finds
Huffington Post

Poll: Lugar trails Mourdock by 10 points
The Hill

Indiana senator: Poll gives
Mourdock sizable lead over Lugar

Indianapolis Star

Thirty-six years in Washington is enough, and Lugar represents a style of Republican “centrism” that has outlived its usefulness.

The leftward drift of Democrats in the past couple of decades makes compromise increasingly untenable. Whatever basis there remained for genuine bipartisanship in Congress died during the second Bush term. The 2006 election brought into office a crowd of Democrats beholden to the far left, demanding radical measures on every issue from gay rights to global warming to health care. This was bad news for the Arlen Specter/Mike Castle type of “centrist” Republicans, just as it was for the Rick Boucher/Barron Hill type of “Blue Dog” Democrats, who were all but wiped out in 2010.

Liberal media types, always sympathetic to GOP moderates, like to portray the primary defeats of guys like Lugar as indicative of right-wing extremism among the Republican electorate, but the exact opposite it true: The problem is that the Democratic Party’s agenda is now so extreme that any Republican who tries to compromise with the opposition ends up embracing policies rejected by common-sense GOP primary voters.

The failure of Lugar to see the handwriting on the wall — either to pull back from his more liberal positions, or to retire rather than seek re-election at age 80 — is emblematic of how politicians lose touch with voter sentiment after decades in office. Lugar is a throwback to the Gerald Ford era, a fossil relic of a bygone age.

Good-bye, Dick.

James Sensenbrenner Chickens Out of Climate Change Conference Over Ad

Posted on | May 4, 2012 | 9 Comments

Just four hours ago, I told you about the awesome billboard campaign by the Heartland Institute, highlighting such global-warming fanatics as “Unabomber” Ted Kacynzinski. Now, unfortunately, Wisconsin Rep. James Sensenbrenner has chickened out:

Congressman Sensenbrenner will not participate in the upcoming Climate Change Conference if the Heartland Institute decides to continue this ad campaign. We have contacted the Heartland Institute and voiced these same concerns to them.

And Heartland has pulled the billboards.

Does global warming cause testosterone deficiency?

Occupy Wall Street Leader Says NYPD Was Sending Rapists to Zuccotti Park

Posted on | May 4, 2012 | 16 Comments

Aleister at American Glob calls this: “Best. Hannity. Interview. Ever.”

This punk is the strongest argument I’ve seen in favor of police brutality.

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