VIDEO: Ohio’s Josh Mandel Is Awesome
Posted on | May 4, 2012 | 5 Comments
The Republican challenger to Democrat Sherrod Brown in Ohio’s Senate race puts on his combat boots in this new ad:
Earlier this week, Mandel was endorsed by National Right to Life PAC. The Democrats are clearly worried about this sharp young GOP challenger in a key battleground state. Think of it as “reverse coattails”: A strong Republican Senate challenge will help turn out GOP-friendly voters in Ohio, and thus boost Mitt Romney’s chances against Obama. If Obama can’t win Ohio . . .
Well, that’s all the more reason you should help elect Josh Mandel.
UPDATE: Check out this news report from Lima, Ohio:
Wow, he’s young, huh? He won’t turn 35 until September and, if elected, will become the youngest member of the Senate. Go, Josh, go!
Heartland Institute Hits Global Warming With Ted Kaczynski Billboard Campaign
Posted on | May 4, 2012 | 21 Comments
Billboards in Chicago paid for by The Heartland Institute point out that some of the world’s most notorious criminals say they “still believe in global warming” — and ask viewers if they do, too. . . .
The billboard series features Ted Kaczynski, the infamous Unabomber; Charles Manson, a mass murderer; and Fidel Castro, a tyrant. Other global warming alarmists who may appear on future billboards include Osama bin Laden and James J. Lee (who took hostages inside the headquarters of the Discovery Channel in 2010).
These rogues and villains were chosen because they made public statements about how man-made global warming is a crisis and how mankind must take immediate and drastic actions to stop it.
Speaking of deranged nutjobs who believe in global warming, if you’ll check the Memeorandum thread, you’ll see that Little Green Footballs and Andrew Sullivan are both apoplectic over this billboard campaign.
Scratch an environmentalist and a thin-skinned hysteric bleeds. Facts always drive ’em nuts, and the Heartland Institute links to the famous Al Gore or Unabomber quiz. Heartland also points the way to other excellent resources:
Global warming . . . is not a crisis. For a plain English introductory essay with lots of links to research that proves these points, see “Global Warming: Not a Crisis.”
Most people who still believe in global warming do so because they trust the United Nations, the so-called mainstream media, and leading political figures to be telling them the truth about a complicated scientific issue. That trust has been betrayed. . . .
See the Media Research Center’s 2008 report, “Global Warming Censored,” for a good account of media bias on this topic. . . .
For a detailed analysis of the claim of a “scientific consensus” on global warming, see this essay: “You Call This Consensus?”
Despite all the “crisis” and “consensus” claptrap, the facts expose global warming as an anti-capitalism, anti-technology, anti-human cult belief. If you’re interested in learning more, check this out:
The Heartland Institute will host its Seventh International Conference on Climate Change from Monday, May 21 through Wednesday, May 23, 2012 at the Hilton Chicago Hotel, starting on the final day of the historic NATO Summit. The conference will feature more than 50 scientists and economists lecturing on their latest findings, as well as political leaders and dignitaries from around the world.
Vaclav Klaus, president of the Czech Republic, will deliver the first dinner address on Monday, May 21. More information about the conference – including registration information for the public and the media – can be found at climateconference.heartland.org.
That sounds like fun. Probably a lot of “Occupy” types and other left-wing protesters will show up screaming about the Koch brothers.
BREAKING: Economy Craters, Unemployment Soars, Obama Begins Desperate Search for Scapegoats
Posted on | May 4, 2012 | 14 Comments
Whatever you do, don’t blame President Gutsy Call:
In April the number of people not in the labor force rose by a whopping 522,000 from 87,897,000 to 88,419,000. This is the highest on record. . . . [T]he labor force participation rate just dipped to a new 30 year low of 64.3%.
Surely, Americans will be aghast when they learn this dreadful news. I mean, not even the liberal media can deny that this is bad, right? But there’s always The Department of Dishonest Headlines:
Economy adds 115,000 jobs;
unemployment drops to 8.1 percent
The good news: By concealing the grim economic reality, the liberal media save Democrats the trouble having to blame Bush again.
In Bizarre Gardening Accident, Piers Morgan & Lawrence O’Donnell Become World’s First Post-Uteral Siamese Twins
Posted on | May 4, 2012 | 2 Comments
by Smitty
ROCHESTER, MN–Doctors at the Mayo Clinic announced that they had stabilized the two, who were Platonically pruning periwinkles in the garden when beset by an escaped zoo lion. Conrad Murray was in the area, and the situation only got weirder from there.
Spokesmen from the Ministry of Truth revealed that the two men are joined at the back of throat, facing away ,at right angles, speechless, and on feeding tubes. Surprisingly, this is not expected to impact either of their shows:
- Their viewer can’t watch them both simultaneously. As they will be sharing a studio for the time being, they’ll take turns being on the front side of a curtain to cover the off-duty body.
- The eventual separation operation is complicated by the difficulty distinguishing between the two, brought on by years of regurgitating the same, tired Commie talking points about gun control and Americans all being Socialists now.
- The necessary bad lip reading of their dialog will only underscore the case that they’ve actually been speaking out their backsides for years.
Get better, gentlemen. Please.
If Conor Friedersdorf Is Smiling …
Posted on | May 4, 2012 | 30 Comments
. . . that can only mean bad news:
This is how to co-opt journalists. Eager for access to the Republican nominee, or curious about what he’d say at the meeting, they agreed to the off-the-record ground rules. It’s easy to imagine how it could all play out. Romney vows he’ll be a loyal conservative who’ll ambitiously push a Tea Party agenda. And tells the journalists they’re so very important. They feel important, in spite of themselves, for getting exclusive access; and having heard the man affirm his bona fides, they can’t help but be won over a bit.
After I was offline for more than 24 hours, it wasn’t until about 3:30 p.m. Thursday that I logged onto the ‘Net and saw:
- Memeorandum Thread 1.
- Memeorandum Thread 2.
- And — bonus! — Ace had already blogged about it.
Melissa Clouthier wants to scapegoat me. Perfect!
Having also been told I’m in need of “professional help,” I therefore plead insanity: I must have been crazy to get into this racket . . .
Bob Belvedere is in denial and Jerry Wilson attempts to explain it.
Let me warn you, Jerry: When reality becomes this crazy, your attempt to explain it only makes you sound nuts. Next thing you know, the nice men in the white coats will show up to take you to Happy Acres:
“OK, Mr. Wilson, you say your friend the ‘professional journalist’ denied being at The Meeting That Never Happened, because he wanted a ‘rhinoceros’ to make him the Ambassador to Vanuatu, but never got any links from the ‘Ewok’? Uh . . . Don’t you feel like you need some rest, Mr. Wilson? Here, take your medicine . . .”
Crazy, see? But if saying smart-aleck things about Newt Gingrich is a drastic liability, maybe the Vanuatu gig was a long shot anyway, and Philip Klein doesn’t think Romney’s winning:
It’s been widely agreed that given Obama’s vulnerabilities, Romney’s chances of winning hinge on his ability to make the election a referendum on Obama’s record. And here is where Romney is failing. His campaign is allowing the president to change the subject. . . .
If the campaign is about bin Laden, identity politics and silly controversies about dogs, an Obama victory is a lot more likely.
True story: In 2007, I loaned Phil my swimming trunks, in exchange for his notes on an interview with 24 producer Joel Surnow.
That story got me a Drudge link. Phil never gave me back my trunks.
‘American Empire’: The Ultimate Strawman?
Posted on | May 4, 2012 | 5 Comments
by Smitty
Brian Koenig posts on Bill Ayers, Chicago bad boy at large, discussing the end of the ‘American Empire’:
One of the great dangers that we live in right now, is I don‘t think there’s any question, and I don’t think any of you would question, that the American Empire is in decline – that economically, and politically, and in some ways culturally, that we are in decline.
All me to vent. What ’empire’, Bill? Show me anything in our founding documents that would lead you to conclude the U.S. is ‘imperial’.
Koenig concludes:
The economy may be in turmoil, as well as our nation’s fiscal status. So there may be a dose of reality to his argument. And if government bureaucrats continue to spend beyond our means, as well as continuing to elude the skyrocketing debt of entitlements — which, note, Ayers’ subscribes to — then maybe he, quite ironically, has a point.
The point to be made here is that, by the power of technology to disperse information rapidly, and expose creeps like Ayers, the power of the Constitution to make the American government serve the people is coming to the fore.
Sad little academics like Bill Ayers, spouting fallacious arguments of ‘American Empire’ are going to have a very hard time doing finding patrons to keep them spewing their idiocy. CAESAR SI VIVERE AD REMUM DARERIS, by which I mean, in a real imperial situation, something sad and permanent should have long since happened to him.
He decries the nonexistent ‘American Empire’, while pining for the kind of fascist ‘Social Justice’ that could only come through imperial means! Restated, if he truly cared fig #1 for liberty, he’d probably sound closer to Ron Paul, and be railing against the Federal Reserve. In contrast, Bill Ayers has spent his days under the sun attacking the minds of youth, and helping to propel Barack Obama to the Presidency. Thanks for your Constitutional support, Ayers.
For the record, I would refer to American prominence over the last century as hegemony. It is true that, having the dollar as the reserve currency after Bretton Woods, and the might of the American military after the National Security Act of 1947 have given the U.S. a heavy hand in world affairs. And, sure, we’ve used it. But calling this last century of U.S. history ‘Empire’ both overstates U.S. power and understates the complexity of the modern world. I can tell you that the U.S. very sincerely supports the duly elected Government of the Islamic Republic of Afghanistan. To say that the U.S. in particular, or NATO in general, has behaved ‘imperially’ in that part of the world is false and insulting to all those who served there.
The idea of an ‘American Empire’ is truly a strawman’s strawman, and ist tantamount to saying to an audience: TU STULTUS ES. To which his audience should reply, ‘Thanks for nothing, you Commie creep.’
LIVE AT FIVE – 05.04.12
Posted on | May 4, 2012 | 3 Comments
— compiled by Wombat-socho
TOP NEWS
PRC Says Blind Activist Can Apply To Study Abroad
Possible solution to embarrassing diplomatic contretemps?
No Late Boost For Sarkozy
Centrist candidate Bayrou says he’ll vote for Hollande
Arizona Police Believe Neo-Nazi’s Murder/Suicide Was Domestic Violence
Ex-Marine Jason Todd Ready killed girlfriend, four others before killing himself
POLITICS
Former Edwards Aide Recounts Awkward Hotel Encounter
Describes how Rielle Hunter showed up at his room weeks after her work was done
AP Finally Apologizes For Firing Reporter Over WW2 Scoop
National Mall Getting $700 Million Redesign
Quinnipiac Poll: Obama’s Lead Vanishes In Ohio, Florida
Harvard Won’t Say If Liz Warren Listed As Minority
Issa Sends Out Draft Of Contempt Order Against Attorney General Holder
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Oil Drops From Five-Week High As U.S. Production, Imports, Stockpiles Surge; NYMEX $105.22, Brent $118.20
Facebook IPO Values Company Between $85-95 Billion
Euro Bank Chief Draghi Warns Against Tax Hikes
Argentine Legislature Approves Nationalization Of YPF
US Business Startup Rate At Record Low
Stocks Close Mostly Lower Ahead Of Monthly Jobs Report
Japan Switches Off Last Nuclear Power Plant: Will They Cope?
Samsung Galaxy S3: The Latest Bid To Dominate The Android Market
Microsoft Kills Confusing “Windows Live” Brand
First “Elder Scrolls Online” Details Make It Sound Like Just Another Fantasy MMO
RIM Shares Drop To Eight-Year Low
Dolby audio To Be Integrated Into Windows 8 Tablets & PCs
SPORTS
Yankees Lose Closer Rivera For The Season With Torn ACL
Referees, LeBron James, And The Miami Heat Fail To Save Knicks In Game 3
Junior Seau’s Funeral Plans To Be Announced
GIVE ME THE BRAIN
Ponikarovsky Score OT Goal To Lift Devils Over Flyers 4-3
Mavericks Face Long Odds After Game Three Loss To Thunder
Rangers Outlast Caps In Triple OT, Squeak Out 2-1 Win
Bedard Gets Team-Reocrd 17 K’s, Bucs Avoid Sweep With 6-3 win Over Cardinals
Harper’s Move To #3 Spot Pays Off Immediately With 2-1 Win Over Snakes
Bryce Harper Has Been Sent Here To Destroy You
FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
Tanning Mom Slammed By Snooki
“That b!tch is crazy!”
“Bachelor” Host Chris Harrison Separating From Wife
Brandi Glanville’s “Real Housewife” Gig Over Before It Started
Joseph Gordon-Leavitt Developing “Little Shop Of Horrors” As Acting Vehicle
J-Lo Promotes Boyfriend Casper Smart To World Tour Choreographer
Samuel L. Jackson Launches Twitter War After NYT Slams “The Avengers”
I may have to see this movie now.
Kellan Lutz, Spencer Locke To Play Tarzan & Jane In Upcoming Motion-Capture Movie
FOREIGNERS
Final Polls Suggest Close Result, Win For Hollande
Russia Threatens Preemptive Strike On European Missile Defense
Ukraine’s EU Goal Wilts In Soccer Boycott Over Tymoshenko
Double Bombing In Dagestan Kills 13
White House Acknowledges Syria Ceasefire Not Working
Three Mexican Journalists Killed, Bodies Dumped In Veracruz Canal
Nigerian Cattle Market Raid Kills 56
Fringe Parties Could Win Big In Greek Elections
UK Local Elections: Beyond The Boris & Ken Show
Escaped Budgie Tells Japanese Police Its Address, Gets Lift Home
BLOGS & STUFF
David Harsanyi: Who The Hell Is Julia, And Why Am I Paying For Her Entire Life?
Power Line: To Be Julia Or Not to Be Julia?
Jim Geraghty: Undoing The Narrative Of “Dreams From My Father”
NRO Corner: The Chen Debacle
Via Meadia: China Syndrome – No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
Jawa Report: The Distractor In Chief
Weasel Zippers: More SEALS Coming Forward To Criticize Obama For Spiking The Football On Bin Laden
Legal Insurrection: “Stop Rush” Launches New Website To Pressure Advertisers
Volokh Conspiracy: Secondary Boycotts And The Breakdown Of Civil Society
Clayton Cramer: Third NBC “Journalist” Fired For Misleading Viewers
Washington Free Beacon: John Kerry – Smartest Guy In The Room?
Daniel Henninger: Memo To The Youth Vote
Crowder In Tights
Posted on | May 3, 2012 | 2 Comments
by Smitty
I like the nugget of the idea at work here, but I think this needs more camp:
Crowder: get together with Chris Loesch again, and give us Batwonk and Reformin’. Give us the four-color sets of the Batman ’60s show, and take on evil hedge-trimming mastermind Jorge Sore-toes. Deflate the monster truck tires of the Union Overlord, Richard Tonka. Unlock the fulminating villainy of Wade Wrath-key. And so on.




