LIVE AT FIVE – 09.09.11

— compiled by Wombat-socho


TOP NEWS
CHEDDARHEAD CELEBRATION

Packers fullback John Kuhn sikes the ball after scoring a touchdown in the fourth quarter

Rodgers throws three TDs, Packers hang on with goal-line stand to beat Saints, 42-34

President Wastes Congress’ Time With Same Old Nonsense
Pass my Porkulus II, you peasants!

One Man’s Error Leaves 1.4 Million Without Power
Parts of California, Arizona and Mexico will remain dark until later on Friday, possibly into the weekend



POLITICS
Authorities Confirm Gun Found At Violent Arizona Crime Scene Tied To “Fast And Furious”

"Fast And Furious" guns recovered in Arizona

The constant drip, drip, drip of recovered weapons

Perry’s Ponzi Talk Implies Fraud In Long-Popular Social Security




BART Protest Broken Up By City, Transit Cops; 25 Arrested

NM Governor Martinez’ Grandparents Illegals?

Senate Passes Revamp Of Patent System

4th Circuit Rejects Two Obamacare Challenges



THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Gold Prices Pop After Bernanke Remarks
Treasury Prices Climb After Bernanke Speech Keeps Stimulus Chatter Alive
Yahoo Chairman May Lose Own Job After Firing Bartz
HK, PRC shares Edge Up On Financials
Treasuries, Dollar Fall After Obama Speech
Federal Agents Investigate Solyndra
Crude Oil Up In Asia As US Inventory Falls
Google Buys Restaurant Guide Zagat
Motorola Droid Bionic: It’s a Smartphone/Laptop/Desktop
HTC Countersues Apple Using Google Patents
E-Book Pioneer, Founder Of Project Gutenberg Michael Hart Dies



SPORTS
Aggies Determined To Leave Big 12 One Way Or The Other

Texas A&M President R. Bowen Lofton

Texas A&M may go independent for a year before formally joining SEC

Kennedy Gets 19th Win As Snakes Beat Padres

Orioles Rally To Beat Yankees In 10th Inning


White Sox Supersub Lillibridge Out For Season With Broken Hand

Bowyer Faces Uncertain Future At Childress Racing

This Weekend’s Turkeys: Royals At Mariners

Brewers Activate Weeks From DL, Fall To Pence, Hamels-Led Phillies Anyway

Jim Crane Growing Impatient With Delay In Astros Sale

Bullpen Bails Out Billingsley As Dodgers Rally Past Nats



FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
Jonathan Taylor Thomas Reunites With “Home Improvement” Cast

Jonathan Taylor Thomas, second from left

Former child star’s been keeping a low profile, going to college

Jon Gosselin’s Advice To Kate: Get Back To A Normal Life

Russell Armstrong’s Family Thinks He Was Murdered

Anderson Cooper & Kathy Griffin So Happy Together

Paris Hilton In DJ Training

Mel Gibson, Joe Eszterhas To Collaborate On Judah Maccabee Movie For Warner Brothers

Lady Gaga To Rock In New Year For Dick Clark



FOREIGNERS
Iran’s Ahmedinejad Calls For End To Syrian Crackdown
Head Of Libya’s NTC Appeals For Unity
Designer Galliano Convicted For Antisemitic Ranting, Fine Suspended
Erdogan Threatens To Have Turkish Navy Escort Next Gaza Flotilla
NATO Admits Mistaking Reporter For Suicide Bomber During Attack And Killing Him



BLOGS & STUFF
Lonely Conservative: AP Fact-Checks Obama – Jobs Plan Not Paid For
Gateway Pundit: Obama Admits Failure To Congress
NRO Corner: Did Rick Perry Lose His Cool With Ron Paul?

Ed Morrissey: Santelli, Friedman Duke It Out Over “Ponzi Scheme”
Hit & Run: Social Security Is Not A Ponzi Scheme, Governor Perry – It’s Worse
James Taranto: Why They Cheered
Rep. Allen West: My Meeting With CBC Chairman Emanuel Cleaver
Michelle Malkin: Union Thug Alert – Day Of Rage Festivities Start Early In Longview, Washington
Weasel Zippers: Prince Charles Hysterically Warns – Global Warming And Pollution Pushing Man Toward Extinction
Jim Geraghty: DCCC Conceding NV-2, Panicking About NY-9?
Ed Driscoll: The Post Office – It Was Fun While It Lasted
Atlas Shrugs: Turkey Prepares For War With Israel, Will Send Warships To Escort Jihad Flotilla Warship


SOTD – The F***ing Moon (NSFW)

‘The American Jobs Act Will …’

“. . . never even make it out of committee in the House.”

Let’s be brutally honest, OK? I’m looking through the text of Obama’s speech and seeing all these assertions about what his plan will do:

The American Jobs Act will repair and modernize at least 35,000 schools. It will put people to work right now fixing roofs and windows, installing science labs and high-speed Internet in classrooms all across this country. It will rehabilitate homes and businesses in communities hit hardest by foreclosures. It will jumpstart thousands of transportation projects all across the country. And to make sure the money is properly spent, we’re building on reforms we’ve already put in place. No more earmarks. No more boondoggles. No more bridges to nowhere. We’re cutting the red tape that prevents some of these projects from getting started as quickly as possible. And we’ll set up an independent fund to attract private dollars and issue loans based on two criteria: how badly a construction project is needed and how much good it will do for the economy.

But it won’t do any of those things, because it’s never going to become law. It’s dead on arrival in Congress, so all the hype about his jobs plan was just sound and fury signifying nothing. Like everything else Obama says or does, the Big Speech was a complete waste of time.

SCOAMF.

UPDATE: Demonstrating that brevity is the sole of wit, Herman Cain’s reaction was exactly six words: “We waited 30 months for this?”

NV-2 New Ad: ‘We Were Promised Recovery, We’ve Been Given Misery’

The special election in Nevada’s 2nd District is Tuesday, and in his final TV ad, Republican Mark Amodei targets the SCOAMF’s economic bungling:

Amodei, a former state senator and Nevada GOP chairman, has sought to link Marshall to President Barack Obama.
“We were promised recovery. We’ve been given misery,” Amodei says in his ad, as pictures of Obama, Vice President Biden and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid fill the screen. “Let’s get Washington’s attention.”

NV-2 — which covers basically the entire state, minus the Las Vegas area — is a reliably Republican district and this special election is to fill the seat vacated by GOP Rep. Dean Heller, who was appointed to replace John Ensign in the Senate. Early voting has been under way for two weeks, and Republicans are encouraged. But unions are dumping money into Democrat state treasurer Kate Marshall’s campaign:

Heading into the final stretch of the race, Marshall, the current state treasurer, has out-raised Amodei and also had more cash left in her war chest as of Aug. 24, the last date covered by the pre-election campaign finance reports filed on Thursday.
But outside groups have also dumped more than $800,000 into the race, according to research by the Center for Responsive Politics. The National Republican Congressional Committee alone has spent about $600,000 and the conservative super PAC American Crossroads has spent about $195,000.
Polls indicate the race is tight. One recent poll from Daily Kos/Public Policy Polling, Amodei, a former state senator, earned 43 percent of the vote to Marshall’s 42 percent.

One of the outside groups helping offset the Democrat’s money advantage in NV-2 is the Conservative Action Fund, which is also supporting Bob Turner in Tuesday’s NY-9 special election. This is a time when your contributions — $25, $50, $100 — can make a big difference.

MARK AMODEI for U.S. CONGRESS
Make Sure Harry Reid’s Congressman Is a Republican

Sexualizing 3-Year Olds on Cable TV? Hooker Costume on ‘Toddlers & Tiaras’

Meet 3-year-old Paisley, a pageant contestant on the TLC series Toddlers and Tiaras, whose mother got the genius idea to dress her as Julia Roberts’s prostitute character from Pretty Woman:

The Parents Television Council is understandably outraged:

“We have a serious problem when The Learning Channel features a toddler, who probably hasn’t even learned to read, dressed as a prostitute showing off her sexy strut,” says Melissa Henson, director of communications and public education for the PTC: “There’s no question, TV executives are complicit in robbing these small kids of their childhood. For years we’ve seen adult sexuality being inappropriately and aggressively foisted on innocent young children, but children today are being sexualized at younger and younger ages.”

Paisley’s mom doesn’t understand why everybody’s so upset:

The mother of the 3-year-old girl dressed as a prostitute on “Toddlers and Tiaras” tells TMZ, she’s a good mom — and insists “no harm was done to my child” by dressing her as a hooker.
Wendy Dickey tells us, her kid had no idea what she was dressed as anyway — and the costume was “less revealing than gymnastics wear and swimsuits.”
According to Wendy, the hooker outfit . . . “is a lot less harmful.”

PREVIOUSLY:

4th Circuit Court To Virginia: If We Say You Lack Standing, We Can Ignore You

by Smitty (via Lisa Graas)

I don’t want to get too upset about this horrendous abortion of a legal opinion handed down from the 4th Circle of Hell, emphasis mine:

The decision is no surprise given the stacked nature of the panel, as computers at the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Fourth Circuit that randomly selected the panel of three judges from the appeals court to conduct oral hearings on the legal debate surrounding the law picked three judges from a evenly-divided court who are all Democrats. All three judges listening to two legal challenges were appointed by Democrats — Judge Diana Motz, the senior member of the panel, is a Clinton appointee while Judges Andre Davis and James Wynn were appointed by Obama.

The three judges dismissed the lawsuit challenging the constitutionality of the national health care law’s individual mandate by saying the state lacked the standing to sue. As a result of the decision, the panel did not delve into the merits of the case itself and whether the Obama administration has the Constitutional ability to compel citizens to purchase health care, which could pay for abortions with taxpayer funds and include rationing. The judges disagreed with Virginia’s contention that it was an injured party because it passed a law before Obamacare making it so Virginia residents are not required to purchase health care insurance.

Thanks, judiciary, for kneecapping my state’s efforts to protect my liberty from a rapacious federal government. You craven judges draw much vacuum. Thankfully, the Cooch responds, via email:

RICHMOND, VA (September 8, 2011)- Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli responded today to the U.S. Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals decision in Virginia’s lawsuit against the federal government’s health care reform act.

“Obviously, we are disappointed in the ruling. Our disappointment not only stems from the fact that the court ruled against us, but also that the court did not even reach the merits on the key question of Virginia’s lawsuit-whether Congress has a power never before recognized in American history: the power to force one citizen to purchase a good or service from another citizen,” said Cuccinelli.

In summarizing the ruling, Cuccinelli noted that, by resting its decision on an alleged lack of standing by the commonwealth to even bring its lawsuit, the court dismissed Virginia’s claimed injury as illusory.

“Contrary to the court’s suggestion, this suit has always been about vindicating the power of the Virginia General Assembly to legislate about a subject that has historically been viewed as falling within the areas the Constitution left to the states. Health, safety, and welfare issues have long been recognized as being part of the powers reserved to the states by the Constitution,” Cuccinelli said.

Cuccinelli noted that the court’s stated reasons placed the ruling’s reasoning at odds with constitutional design. “In rejecting Virginia’s right to bring the action, the court said that allowing such suits would allow the states to serve as ‘roving constitutional watchdogs.’ This was exactly a role that the Founding Fathers planned for the states to have. As James Madison wrote, under the Constitution, ‘the power surrendered by the people is first divided between two distinct governments…Hence a double security arises to the rights of the people. The different governments [state and federal] will control each other…'”

Cuccinelli continued, “Not only does the court’s opinion reject the role of the states envisioned by the Constitution, it dismisses an act of the Virginia General Assembly-the Health Care Freedom Act-as a mere pretense or pretext. It is unfortunate that the court would be so dismissive of a piece of legislation that passed both houses of a divided legislature by overwhelming margins with broad, bipartisan support.”

Cuccinelli vowed to appeal the court’s ruling.

Diana, Andre, James: may the Almighty have mercy on you.

Update: More at Legal Insurrection and Ace of Spades.

Gov. Benzene: Huntsman a ‘Green’ Phony

For weeks, I’ve been mystified and irritated by the media’s love affair with Jon Huntsman, the former Utah governor who joined the Obama administration just about the time most conservatives were joining the Tea Party movement.

Why the hell is this guy — “Governor Asterisk,” an irrelevant distraction, a Charlie Crist clone who represents no actual GOP constituency — being included in the Republican debates and treated with fawning deference by the media? After last night’s debate, when Huntsman attacked Rick Perry as “anti-science” for his skepticism toward global warming, I remarked, “Might as well invite Al Gore to the GOP debates.”

Turns out that remark was more accurate than I suspected because, just like Gore, Huntsman is a two-faced hypocrite whose “green” rhetoric doesn’t match his record. Although Huntsman has been called “the greenest Republican in the presidential race” — which may account for the MSM’s otherwise inexplicable crush on him — his actual record has been exposed by the Environmental Integrity Project in a devastating report full of nasty little details like this:

[E]missions at two Huntsman Chemical plants increased significantly between 2009 and 2010, by more than 50 percent at the company’s facility in Port Neches, Texas. While the candidate is no longer a manager of The Huntsman Corporation, recent data show that he is heavily invested in the company. Furthermore, John Huntsman Jr. was a member of the board of directors when Huntsman employees committed the illegal acts that led to the company paying a substantial civil penalty and saw two managers sentenced to jail terms for illegal releases of benzene. . . .
None of the other candidates has a history of actual regulatory run-ins with the EPA, and none of them has a family connection with a corporation that is a major polluter today.

So while managers of his company go to jail for illegal pollution, Huntsman wants to go to the White House as a Friend of Gaia.

No wonder the liberals love him: He’s almost as phony as Obama.

UPDATE: Liberal commentator Jeff Greenfield sneers at Huntsman:

There is, of course, no formal political equivalent of the Lady Byng Trophy. Instead, every four years, the press corps dubs one candidate the exemplar of tough, honest, truth-telling, willing to confront his or her party’s orthodoxies with a cold blast of reality. That candidate wins praise from columnists; a warm embrace from a news magazine; admiring profiles on network news shows.
The only thing the Lady Byng winner never wins — never, ever, ever — is a presidential nomination.

There ought to be a lot more such sneering.

UPDATE II: The one candidate South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley won’t endorse.