Michele Bachmann Touts ‘No’ Vote on Debt Ceiling Deal in Latest Iowa TV Ad

DES MOINES, Iowa
While watching TV news in my motel this morning, I saw a Michele Bachmann ad, aimed directly at getting her supporters out to next week’s Ames Straw Poll:

It’s a good ad: She slams Washington “politicians,” blames the bad economy on Obama, says, “Someone needs to say no,” and closes with an invitation to Ames.

Also — let’s admit it — she just looks great on camera, doesn’t she?

Three Big Advantages To Emailing Pictures Of Your Junk

by Smitty

The dour old Daily Pundit doesn’t really see what a big plus junk photos can be:

  1. They can give you a sense of power. In a Progressive America, where notions of liberty have been supplanted by sexual license, it’s important that teenagers and politicians alike (insofar as you can tell the two categories apart by behavior) send pictures of this and that to each other. Staring at naughty bits (heh) distracts from the crushing weight of the nanny state. It helps keeps people in that special, dependent, infantile mode that is so near to Socialist Utopia.
  2. They also build the base. Junk photos go right to the hormones. Since political success is so deeply rooted (heh) in manipulating impressionable youth into supporting existentially useless causes, sending a little blinky from the winky to the right person at the right time can be just the thing for that voter registration drive, IYKWIMAATYD.
  3. They are fantastic tools (heh) for controlling the news cycle. Occasionally and unfortunately, the truth will out. When, for example, the party heads are about to go ‘bump’ on the debt ceiling (gasp), there can be only one solution. You don’t rue the day, you Wu the day! Yes, a Tiger is a cat, so, technically, Wu was showing his pussy. Some say erratic, some say erotic. See, it’s all about junk.

So, if you’re a Progressive nitwit (but I repeat myself), just email pictures of your junk all around with completely degenerate abandon. Self-restraint and decorum is indicative of that sad, old social conservative repression. Be liberated. Go for it.

Update: Hot Air has a post about “truck nuts”, in the context of the First Amendment. Of course we can’t have truck nuts. Only terrorists have truck nuts. Flag burning, of course, must be protected as the highest form of dissent. Just ask Bill Ayers if you’re unclear on the point.
For my part, I find neither truck nuts nor flag burning in good taste, but I’m sitting here in a uniform purportedly protecting people from others who’d like to regulate good taste via legislation. Which would be in still worse taste.

LIVE AT FIVE – 08.04.11

— compiled by Wombat-socho


TOP NEWS
Obama Turns 50th Birthday Into Fundraiser

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But of course.

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Related: Assad Decrees Multi-party System

Iraq Signals Willingness To Keep US Troops
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POLITICS
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Bloomberg, Soros Kick In Millions To Aid Young Black, Latino Men



THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Asian Shares Mixed; Yen Falls, Nikkei Climbs On Intervention
Dow Edges Higher To Break Eight-Day Skid
Crude Oil Hovers Around 4-Week Low On Strong Dollar, Uncertain Economy
Mortgage Rates Plunge, Little Boost For Housing
Job Growth Slows, Layoffs Rise To 16-Month High
Economy At Stall Speed May Signal Descent Into Fresh Recession
PRC Warns US On Managing Debt
Microsoft Strikes Back: We Invited Google To Join Patent Bid
New Blackberry Torch Guns For The iPhone Again
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Germany Says Facebook Facial Recognition Software Violates Privacy Laws
Microsoft Offers Over $250K To “Blue Hat” Hackers For Hot New Security Defenses



SPORTS
Bubba Smith Dead At 66

Bubba Smith, 1945-2011, RIP

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Predators’ Weber Gets $7.5 Million In Arbitration

Union Chief Says NBA Season Likely To Be Canceled

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Demi Lovato: Into The Fire



FOREIGNERS
In Egypt, Unintended Consequences
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Somalia’s Famine Spreading, UN Warns
Brits Find 1.2 Tons Of Coke Aboard Luxury Yacht
No End To Violence In Karachi As 26 Killed In The Last 24 Hours



BLOGS & STUFF
Lonely Conservative: Democrats Whine About Problem They Created
Ed Morrissey: Tea Party Won First Skirmish Of Long Fight
Weasel Zippers: Feds Borrow $239 Billion On Tuesday, Borrowing Now Tops 100% Of GDP
Gateway Pundit: Unions Outraged After Obama Hires Non-Union Crew For Birthday Bash
Legal Insurrection: Obama Fundraising Fail – Let The Excuses Begin
Doug Powers: Obama Plans Midwest Bus Tour
Ed Driscoll: Fast Times At Frankfurt School High
Moe Lane: Who Let MoDo Into The HPL Stash?
Big Journalism: Media Matters Puts Tax-Exempt Status In Jeopardy
NRO Corner: Angry Atheists Strike Again
Cold Fury: President Alinsky
Atlas Shrugs: Israel Offered Refuge To Mubarak
Jonathan Last: Chevy’s Volt Still Not Selling

Shoot Not The Messenger: Rather, Laugh

by Smitty

Krauthammer from Fox All Stars:

On President Obama’s proposed job-creation initiatives:
An index of how spent he is intellectually on the issue of jobs is the campaign speech he gave today – the fourth in ten days in which he pivoted and he announced five initiatives. Listen to them:
– Payroll tax extension — we already had that.
– Unemployment insurance extension — already had that.
– Trade deals — he’s had it for two and a half years and done nothing.
– Spending, more infrastructure, a perennial, you know — more dams, more bridges and roads.
– And the last one, I love that — here’s the real new one that will get us out of our doldrums: patent process reform!

He’s out of bullets. He’s out of arrows. He’s looking for stones on the seashore. … There’s nothing left in the cupboard. He did a huge Keynesian gamble, and it failed.

The ultimate Alinsky trick will be if BHO becomes a blame sponge for the failure of the Acme Wheel-less Bicycle to sell any product. No salesman could move such an absurd product. No amount of Keynesian stimulus could roll it out the door. No triumph of the will could propel its forked-up front end forward. Resist the temptation to personalize.
Instead, laugh at the absurdity of it all. The world has been sold a bill of goods by sweet fools since Rosseau, since Marx. It’s been seductive, and it hasn’t worked. The State is not God. Get over it.
Even now the Progressives and the Ruling Class still aren’t willing to face the music that the era of failing upward to the federal government, and then, ultimately, to a world-wide government, has failed the other direction. Down. Because of debt.
We have another eighteen months of steady pressure to apply, while witnessing the most farcical demise in the history of political theater. I still think that, if not losing in 2012 is the most important psychological self-preservation point for BHO, that some means will be found to muster one of those big shepherd’s hooks to help get the bobble head offstage.
So, offer laughter. The Socialist politics of failure have failed. Offer pity. They are what a fool and a Michael McDonald fan believes. Offer silence. We have to recover liberty.

‘Neo-Confederate Sex Panic’ Becomes the Biggest Political Punchline of the Year?

DES MOINES, Iowa
Little did I suspect this morning when I boarded my flight at Reagan National that, by the time I reached Iowa, the nation would be deep in the grip of a hitherto unknown political fever: Neo-Confederate Sex Panic!

“It was like the secessionists .. . Even as [Obama] was
being inaugurated, the voices of secession were uniting in
the South
and planning to bring this guy down, right?”

Da Tech Guy suggests Chris Matthews actually believes this stuff. So whatever you do, don’t disillusion him. And don’t tell Amanda Marcotte we’re laughing at her craziness.

Meanwhile, Herman Cain arrives here Thursday morning and will speak at the Greater Des Moines Partnership at noon and the Professional Educators of Iowa at 5 p.m. In between those events, he’ll visit the “Sweet Corn Serenade” festival in Oskaloosa. So I’m working hard, honest.

National Desk, Mickey’s Irish Pub, 3rd & Court, Des Moines, Iowa.





The karaoke contest starts at 9 p.m. If any readers are in the Des Moines area, come on down and I assure you, you’ll get your money’s worth.

UPDATE: T-Paw pulling his ads in Iowa? The first hint of politics I heard in Iowa today was a radio ad by Pawlenty.

So far as I know, Cain has run no ads at all in Iowa. I don’t know if radio or TV ads have any impact on the Ames Straw Poll, and don’t know if the Ames Straw Poll (Aug. 13) makes any difference to the outcome of the Iowa caucuses (Feb. 6).


Another Song for @AmandaMarcotte

OK, it’s not quite up there with “Under My Thumb” as a sexist anthem, but the Beatles’ “You Can’t Do That” is still great rock-and-roll, so you know Amanda Marcotte hates it.

I’ve got somethin’ to say that might cause you pain.
If I catch you talkin’ to that boy again
I’m gonna let you down
And leave you flat,
Because I told you before,
Oh, You can’t do that.