DeMint Decommisions Commissions, Plus Subtle Krauthammer Humor

by Smitty

If the magnitude of the debt was not nearly beyond visualization, then listening to BHO bloviate in stark criticism of the current debt crisis might nearly be amusing:

As Krauthammer noted on Fox News All Stars:

The Republicans have not done what they should have done months ago, which is to find one plan they could all agree on and present it to the president and to the American people. So right now the plans are all over the place.

The Gang of Six, which rose yesterday, already is receding. A lot of people looked at details of it, and the second half, the part where negotiations over six months are supposed to happen when you get the real cuts in entitlements and the tax reform, appear to have a lot of loopholes in them, and it’s very fuzzy.

Kind of amusing to see a professional shrink ‘should-ing’ the Republicans like this. I’m confident that Mr. Krauthammer understands the sheer impossibility of our political system producing that kind of solidarity in an party. ‘One plan’ would have required a credible threat of violence that would have been instantly self-defeating.
What do we know?

  1. The Progressive Era is defunct. The social welfare state is toast. Things must change.
  2. The blame for the change is going to be politically devastating. Blame avoidance is paramount.
  3. Change hurts. ‘Progress’ meant engineering a world where no one loses. Who decides who loses is powerful, but only if the blame is successfully projected elsewhere.

Therefore, we have a game of political musical chairs. There seems scant political leadership of sufficient power to accomplish anything prior to 2012.
PREDICTION: The dart-on-calendar choice of 02 August passes without tangible change to the situation. The crisis just staggers along, belying the President’s purported persuasive powers, and becomes his personal albatross for 2012.
UNCLEAR: Whether leadership emerges that simultaneously respects liberty, yet concentrates enough political power to go after the overgrown federal government with the necessary chainsaw and machete.

The Terrible Legislative Catastrophe No One Will Remember in November 2012

For weeks we’ve endured non-stop sturm und drang about the debt-ceiling crisis, and the tightrope negotations between President Obama and Republican leaders in Congress:

President Obama and House Speaker John A. Boehner rushed Thursday to strike agreement on a far-reaching plan to reduce the national debt but faced a revolt from Democrats furious that the accord appeared to include no immediate provision to raise taxes.
With 12 days left until the Treasury begins to run short of cash, Obama and Boehner (R-Ohio) were still pursuing the most ambitious plan to restrain the national debt in at least 20 years. Talks focused on sharp cuts in agency spending and politically painful changes to cherished health and retirement programs aimed at saving roughly $3 trillion over the next decade. . . .

Maybe my hunch is wrong, but isn’t it possible that all this is being waaaayy over-dramatized?

Here’s what I mean: The great Clinton-Gingrich budget showdown occurred in December-January of 1995-96, a mere 10 months before Bill Clinton faced re-election. By contrast, the current debt-ceiling battle is being fought 15 months ahead of the next election, during the summer, when millions of Americans are on vacation and ignoring the news. (Except, of course, the genuinely important stories about teen starlets and such.) Therefore, it seems to me, the current debate — and whatever godawful “bipartisan compromise” legislation brings it to a conclusion — is less likely to affect the next election campaign than was true of the 1995-96 showdown.

Something else: When Americans went to vote in November 1996, the economy was already clearly in recovery — the dot-com boom was beginning — and Clinton’s evident willingness to compromise on welfare reform stood him in good stead for re-election.

Now? Nothing I’ve seen suggests we’re anywhere near ending the Obama recession, and some indicators — e.g., “strategic default” in Greece — suggest the economy could actually be worse in November 2012 than it is now. And Obama’s poll numbers lead me to believe more Americans are seeing him as the problem than as the solution.

Of course, I could be wrong. But the Democrats who see this debt-ceiling battle as a predictable re-run of the 1995-96 budget showdown, with Obama replicating Clinton’s re-election triumph, may ultimately prove to be a lot more wrong than I am.


LIVE AT FIVE – 07.22.11

— compiled by Wombat-socho


TOP NEWS
Congressional Democrats Unhappy With Secret Debt-Limit Deal

Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-OH)

Senior Democrats unhappy with massive spending cuts conceded by Obama in return for tax loophole closures
Short-term deal also a possibility





Military Gay Ban To End In 60 Days?
Reports say Panetta, Mullen ready to certify that military is ready for repeal of “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy, but neither will comment publicly

Boobytraps In Brega
Rebels say Khadafy has prepared oil port for destruction if rebels capture it



POLITICS
Struggling Huntsman Campaign Loses Manager

Governor Jon Huntsman announced his candidacy last month

Susie Wiles replaced by former McCain campaign staffer

ABC Sports Says Pawlenty Violated Copyright By Using “Miracle On Ice” Footage

Salon: Daily Caller Blows Bachmann Migraine Story

Alabama Allocated Millions In Tornado Aid, But Only 18% Receive Aid From FEMA

Senate Votes To Extend FBI Director Mueller’s Term

Fight Over Evolution Fizzles In Texas

Pennsylvania Senate President Not Ready To Privatize State Liquor Stores

NJ Democrats Continue Whining About Christie Budget Cuts



THE ECONOMY, STUPID
European Stocks Advance For Fourth Day
Express Scripts Set To Buy Rival Medco For $29.1 Billion, Claims Merger Will Save Consumers Money On Prescriptions
United Continental CEO Says Labor Deals Won’t Be Done This Year
Dodd-Frank Lambasted On First Anniversary
US Government Sells Remaining Chrysler Stake To Fiat, Takes $1.3 Billion Loss
Crude Climbs For Fourth Day On Optimism Over Euro, US Debt; Could Reach $102/Barrel
Microsoft Profits Up 30%
Apple Loses Tablet Share In Q2, Mostly To Android
As Bad As It Seems Now, Nokia’s Future Looks Worse
AntiSec Hackers Claim Breach Of NATO Security
RIM’s Playbook Becomes First Tablet Certified For Government Use
Apple Rumored To Be Making Bid For Hulu



SPORTS
NFL Owners Approve Deal, Players Refuse Vote

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell

“Tricked, duped, led astray, hoodwinked, bamboozled.” – Redskins DE Vonnie Holliday, commenting on owners’ proposal, which contains language not discussed with players

Giants Fan’s Beating Case Takes Surprising Turn – More Arrests

Rays Find An Ounce Of Offense To Prevail In Pitching Duel

Celtics Lose Frank To Pistons

NCAA Investigation Puts Auburn Coach Chizik On Defense

Verlander Leads Tigers Past Twins Again

Big 12 Says No To Prep Games On Texas Network

Lockout Forces NFL To Cancel Hall Of Fame Game



FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
Affair In The Air: Lopez/Anthony Breakup Was Imminent Two Years Ago

Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez in happier times

Fling with stewardess in ’09 led to marriage counseling

“Twilight” Cast Surprises Comic-Con Fans With Breakfast

First Look At Lily Collins As “Snow White”

“Teen Mom 2” Star Uses Drugs, Violates Probation

Demi Lovato Doesn’t Consider Herself Recovered

Annette Bening Joins Kirsten Wiig In “Imogene”


Jessica Alba: “I’m Taking My Time” With Baby #2

Life With Sheen Full Of Tension For Bree Olson

Peter Jackson: No “Hobbit” Presentation At Comic-Con

Neo-Nazis No More: “Prussian Blue” Twins Claim They’re Democrats Now
Honestly, what part of National Socialist is unclear to people?



FOREIGNERS
Libyan Rebels Offer Cautious Welcome To Defectors
Somali Islamists Maintain Aid Ban, Deny Famine
Norks, ROK Meet To Discuss Nuclear Issue
Egyptian PM Promises Reforms, End To Corruption
PRC Fugitive Faces Quick Deportation After Canadian Court Loss
Yemen Says Senior Al-Qaeda Official Killed
British Taliban Are Married Couple From Pakistan



BLOGS & STUFF
Hot Air: Boehner Tells Rush Limbaugh “There Is NO Deal”
Marginal Revolution: The New Greek Bailout Plan, Digested
Sister Toldjah: How The Liberal Gay Gestapo Tries To Win Friends And Influence People
Gateway Pundit: Latest DHS Video – White Middle-Class Americans The Most Likely Terrorists
Ed Morrissey: Senator Harkin’s Office Guilty Of Witness Tampering?
Wall Street Journal: The End Of The Growth Consensus
Weasel Zippers: Representative Mel Watt (D-NC) Seeks Revenge On House Office Of Congressional Ethics; Requests 40% Cut In Office Budget
PJ Tatler: Juan Williams Rips NPR As Being White And Elitist
NRO Corner: Cut, Cap & Balance “The Worst Bill In History”?
Office Of The Governor: Rick Perry Rips Obama For Leaving US Astronauts To Hitchhike Into Space
Don Surber: Obamanomics – Women, New York Times Hardest Hit


I’m rocking out to Juno Reactor and planning to stay inside.
Have a good weekend, y’all; stay cool.

‘What God Hath Joined Together …’

“He’s 51. She’s 16. The same people in Hollywood who knock the marriage cannot wait to be invited to the next Hugh Hefner wedding.”
— Don Surber

We were driving to the pool Thursday afternoon to pick up my 18-year-old son Bob from work (he’s a Red Cross certified lifeguard) while I chatted briefly on the phone with Krista Stodden. And after I hung up the phone, my 12-year-old son Jefferson who was riding with me asked who I’d been talking with. So I explained the story, how it was an exclusive that just “fell in my lap” and Jeff asked if there was anything in my interview with Mrs. Stodden that had been off the record. I said yes, I had chosen to redact the name of the major-league baseball team of the players who had tried to woo teenage Courtney Stodden.

Jefferson laughingly called these guys “creepers,” but I explained that there was no need to drag them into the story, because they almost certainly didn’t know when they saw Courtney online that she was so young. Indeed, one blogger I spoke to Thursday said when he’d seen Courtney’s videos he thought she looked to be in her mid-20s, at least.

So then I called Roxeanne de Luca to make sure that her numerous critical comments on the subject didn’t indicate that she was angry at me. “No, not at all,” she said, and I felt obliged to explain that I’m a journalist, not an advice columnist. But suppose I did write an advice column . . .

Dear Mister Stacy:
My daughter wants to be in show business. She has fallen in love with her acting coach and wants to marry him. She’s 16 and he’s 51. What should I do?
Signed,
Perplexed in Ocean Shores

Dear Perplexed:
Are you kidding me, lady? “What should I do?” Call 911! Report this guy to the FBI for suspicion of violating the Mann Act. Then lock your daughter in her room, take away her phone and disconnect the Internet. And when you’re finished doing all that, seek psychiatric help because you’re evidently out of your cotton-picking mind.
— RSM

However, the parents of nubile would-be starlets don’t consult me in advance on such matters, so vis-à-vis the Stodden-Hutchison nuptials, I’m like a reporter sent out to cover a car crash. It’s not for me to be lecturing the injured victims or telling the paramedics how to do their jobs. I’m not the judge or the cop or even the insurance claims adjuster. My job is to relate the facts and to provide readers with the clearest explanation of how the accident happened.

Also, I occasionally make jokes. Continue reading ‘What God Hath Joined Together …’ →

VICTORY!

We’ve whupped the damned Yankees, and the invaders are reported to be in panic-stricken retreat from the sacred soil of the Old Dominion:

Dignitaries, history buffs and thousands of reenactors gathered on the hills and fields outside Manassas on Thursday to mark the 150th anniversary of the Battle of Bull Run, the first major battle of the Civil War.
Amid oppressive July weather, those assembled paused to remember the day — July 21, 1861 — when historians say the nation realized the war would not be a pageant, and instead could be long and bloody.

By God, that’ll teach those arrogant cowards not to mess with us!

Could Dionne’s 21 July Column Be The Worst Dreck Ever?

by Smitty (via Memeorandum)

It may not actually compete too heavily with some of Brooks’ or Krugman’s bowel ejections, but, nevertheless, stand by while I pump a few metaphorical rounds into the zombie known as “GOP leaders must free themselves from the Tea Party’s grip”

Dionne Smitty
Media reports are touting the Senate’s Gang of Six and its new budget outline. But the news that explains why the nation is caught in this debt-ceiling fiasco is the gang warfare inside the Republican Party. We are witnessing the disintegration of Tea Party Republicanism. Probably a paradox, Dionne. The GOP leadership is substantially Ruling Class; their populist squawks have frequently sounded as sincere as a John McCain speech. ‘Tea Party Republicanism’ is substantially an oxymoron.
The Tea Party’s followers have endangered the nation’s credit rating and the GOP by pushing both House Speaker John Boehner and Majority Leader Eric Cantor away from their own best instincts. The Tea Party’s followers. Really. You’re sure that the clueless morons who spent beyond the nation’s means for decades had nothing to do with it, Dionne? You’re really so craven as to project all the blame upon those trying to argue for responsibility?
Cantor worked amicably with the negotiating group organized by Vice President Joe Biden and won praise for his focus even from liberal staffers who have no use for his politics.
Yet when the Biden group seemed close to a deal, it was shot down by the Tea Party’s champions. Boehner left Cantor exposed as the frontman in the Biden talks and did little to rescue him.
That probably constitutes one way to characterize the events. Someone else might call the negotiations an abject farce. The Bowles-Simpson Debt Commission last year, for all it tried too hard to polish the Progressive, nanny state turd, was the last semi-mature effort seen from this administration.
Then it was Boehner’s turn on the firing line. He came near a bigger budget deal with President Obama, but the same right-wing rejectionists blew this up, too. Cantor evened the score by serving as a spokesman for Republicans opposed to any tax increase of any kind. Well, yes. The government continues to steal too much. Our federal government is so fundamentally dishonest as to trim spending growth and then label the trimmings a spending cut. It is almost as though the people inside the beltway are no longer speaking an understandable form of English.
Think about the underlying dynamic here. The evidence suggests that both Boehner and Cantor understand the peril of the game their Republican colleagues are playing. They know we are closer than we think to having the credit rating of the United States downgraded. This may happen before Aug. 2, the date everyone is using as the deadline for action. Ah, the dynamic. Past the political game of fretting who gets blamed when the ship of state stacks up on the seamount, there is the reality that the Welfare State is toast. Clowns such as yourself, Dionne, continue to argue in some abstract realm, bickering and arguing over who has the deck when the moment of grounding occurs. You’re simply not relevant, and these arguments aren’t meaningful, Dionne. Does that reality do harm an overblown sense of self-importance, Dionne?
Unfortunately, neither of the two House leaders seems in a position to tell the obstreperous right that it is flatly and dangerously wrong when it claims that default is of little consequence. Rarely has a congressional leadership seemed so powerless.
Compare the impasse Boehner and Cantor are in with the aggressive maneuvering of Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell. He knows how damaging default would be and is working with Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid to concoct a way out.
See, the joke’s on you, Dionne. Despite the last century of harm, the fundamental pattern of having the House turn over in half the time of the Executive is having the desired effect; a reckless Executive is being reminded that the government at least nominally works for the people, not the reverse.
McConnell can do this because he doesn’t confront the Tea Party problem that so bedevils Boehner and Cantor. Many of the Tea Party’s Senate candidates — Sharron Angle in Nevada, Christine O’Donnell in Delaware and Joe Miller in Alaska — lost in 2010. Boehner and Cantor, by contrast, owe their majority in part to Tea Party supporters. McConnell has a certain freedom to govern that his House leadership colleagues do not. Wow, you really know how to draw the wrong lesson, don’t you, Dionne? It’s true that the unbridled will of the people was less that totally effective against the Ruling Class Overlords. They were able to circle the wagons, and squeeze a couple more years of graft out of the system. But, again, the Progressive Era is hard aground, going nowhere, and taking on water. “McConnell has a certain freedom to govern”. Look at what you wrote. The NRSC has got to know, and I think the fundraising numbers bear me out, that the only way the Ruling Class Overlords could have less respect in the eyes of the Tea Parties would be to, say, legally change their names to Dionne.
And this is why Republicans are going to have to shake themselves loose from the Tea Party. Quite simply, the Tea Party’s legions are not interested in governing, at least as governing is normally understood in a democracy with separated powers. They believe that because the Republicans won one house of Congress in one election, they have a mandate to do whatever the right wing wants. A Democratic president and Senate are dismissed as irrelevant nuisances, although they were elected, too. It is nearly funny how you raise the ‘separated powers’ point, Dionne. Have you looked at the rot in the Executive? The DoJ? The EPA deciding to implement Cap & Trade? The FCC going after Net Neutrality? So, are you really that ignorant, or blowing sunshine up your readers’ bottoms? I tend to think the latter, and am thankful for an Internet which I can use to record the disgust and contempt that Americans of conscience feel for creepy little propaganda organs of your ilk.
The Tea Party lives in an intellectual bubble where the answers to every problem lie in books by F.A. Hayek, Glenn Beck or Ayn Rand. Rand’s anti-government writings, regarded by her followers as modern-day scripture — Rand, an atheist, would have bridled at that comparison — are particularly instructive. Really? Instructive? If I thought you actually were grasping anything of Austrian economics, I might be cheered.
When the hero of Rand’s breakthrough novel, “The Fountainhead,” doesn’t get what he wants, he blows up a building. Rand’s followers see that as gallant. So perhaps it shouldn’t surprise us that blowing up our government doesn’t seem to be a big deal to some of the new radical individualists in our House of Representatives. Your one-sentence summary of Rand’s novel is so brief as to be useless. And our government has been blown up by the thieving swine whose shoes you shine, not Americans demanding fiscal responsibility. And the Ruling Class Overlords in the House hardly qualify as ‘radical individualists’.
Our country is on the edge. Our capital looks like a lunatic asylum to many of our own citizens and much of the world. We need to act now to restore certainty by extending the debt ceiling through the end of this Congress. And the guilt is owned by the Ruling Class, Progressive idiots who’ve run the country into the dirt. Take a bow, servant of losers.
Boehner and Cantor don’t have time to stretch things out to appease their unappeasable members, and they should settle their issues with each other later. Nor do we have time to work through the ideas from the Gang of Six. The Gang has come forward too late with too little detail. Their suggestions should be debated seriously, not rushed through. Let’s just agree it’s a wash, and start to talk about how we run the government when outlays equal receipts. That would be, you know, useful. Reasonable.
Republicans need to decide whether they want to be responsible conservatives or whether they will let the Tea Party destroy the House That Lincoln Built in a glorious explosion. Such pyrotechnics may look great to some people on the pages of a novel or in a movie, but they’re rather unpleasant when experienced in real life. We need the reckoning, so that dead wood of your sort can be swept aside in favor of something responsible and honest, Dionne.

Q: Contessa Brewer, Do You Have A Degree In Bimbology?
A: Yes, I Do, Highest Honors

by Smitty (h/t Scott’s Slant)

Alternate title: ‘Hey, Contessa, if you’re going to play the Appeal to Authority card, you may want to ensure your authority is credible’.

As a younger chap, I had some misapprehension that wisdom and intellect grew in a linear way as one assumed higher office. That is to say, by default, the further up the organization chart you go, the smarter folks must be. Yeah, I outgrew that daft notion somewhere in the Clinton Administration.
Contessa, there is no Easter Bunny. Also, the list of Purportedly Smart Folks you enumerate in this clip may, in fact, in fact be brighter than you, but not by much.