LIVE AT FIVE – 05.11.11

TOP NEWS
Flooded Mississippi Taking Aim At Delta

Inmates help load sandbags onto a truck in Louisiana

River likely to devastate poorest part of country with record-high floodwaters

Obama’s Immigration Speech Offers Nothing New
“Big policy speech” offers no new proposals, no new legislation, and no idea how he’s going to win over a hostile Republican majority in the House


Syrian Army Shells Homs, Arrests Dozens
Hama rules, 2011 edition



POLITICS
Romney To Make High-stakes Speech On Health

Mitt Romney at the crossroads

Will speech reverse RomneyCare curse, or doom his campaign?

Speaker Boehner Likes Christie As Presidential Candidate, If Reluctant Governor Decides To Run

Benton Harbor’s Woes A Sign Of Tough Choices To Come

Presbyterian Church Votes To Allow Gay Ordination

Senate Democrats Go After Oil Company Tax Credits

Federal Judge Blocks Utah Immigration Law

Navy Reverses Course On Gay Marriage



THE ECONOMY, STUPID
PRC Inflation Eases Off 32-Month High
Toyota 4Q Profit Tumbles On Quake, Strong Yen
Euro Clings To Gains But Obstacles Lurk
Google Sets Aside $500 Million For Ad Probe
Gold Edges Up, Silver Rises
Apple Defends IPhone “Hot Spot” Logging
Google Announces New Tablet OS Updates, Music & Movie Services



SPORTS
Boozer Gets Physical For Bulls

Bulls forward Carlos Boozer lets out a scream

Power forward’s double technical spurs Chicago to Game 5 victory, 95-83

Davis Injured In Mets’ Win Over Rockies

Selig Defends Sale Of Dodgers To McCourt

McLane Still Negotiating Sale Of Astros


Bruins Need To Bottle Up Lightning

Sharks Have One Last Chance Not To Choke

Glendale Ponies Up $25 Million To NHL To Keep Coyotes



FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
Schwarzenegger/Shriver Split A Long Time Coming?

The Governator and Maria

Shriver allegedly disturbed by Schwartzenegger’s ego, his plans to return to films

Rachel Weisz’ Decision: Oz or Bourne?

Whitney Houston’s Prince Privileges Revoked

Rapper Common’s White House Performance Draws Criticism

Sarah Ferguson: Royal Wedding Snub Was “Difficult”

Woody Harrelson Gets Prime Role In “The Hunger Games”


Kirstie Alley Dieting Too Much While Dancing?

Ethan Hawke Joins “Total Recall” Remake



FOREIGNERS
Kerry Heads To Pakistan To Soothe Anger Over Raid
Japanese Government To Get Involved In TEPCO Management
Egypt Tries To Remove Mubarak’s Name
Pakistan Hints PRC May Get Peek At Stealth Chopper Wreckage
Report Links Ecuador’s President With Columbian Guerrillas



BLOGS & STUFF
Allahpundit: Killing Bin Laden Good Reason To Re-Elect Me, Obama Says
Blackfive: Obama The Gutsy
Don Surber: Unpresidential
Jim DeMint: Speeches And Summits Won’t Secure The Border
Weasel Zippers: Senate Democrats To Reintroduce Stealth Amnesty DREAM Act
AmSpecBlog: Fake Trump Bubble Collapses
Cubachi: Gov. Haley, Senator DeMint Demand Answers On Boeing Ruling
Lonely Conservative: Media Matters’ Boehlert Was Fro Freaking Out Over Violent Rap Artists Before He Was Against It
Ramesh Ponnuru: Obamacare And GM In Court
Verum Serum: Media Buzzards Offer Up Another Palin Post-Mortem
Small Dead Animals: Election 2011 – Look What Preston [Manning] Started (Video)

— compiled by Wombat-socho

You Know What America Needs?

We need some lectures on the finer points of international law from the bin Laden family:

The adult sons of Osama bin Laden have lashed out at President Obama over their father’s death, accusing the United States of violating its basic legal principles by killing an unarmed man, shooting his family members and disposing of his body in the sea.
“I am now disabled and unable to work all because of bin Laden. I could care less about the legality of the US handling of the bin Laden situation. ”
The statement said the family was asking why the leader of Al Qaeda “was not arrested and tried in a court of law so that truth is revealed to the people of the world.” Citing the trials of Saddam Hussein and Slobodan Milosevic, the statement questioned “the propriety of such assassination where not only international law has been blatantly violated,” but the principles of presumption of innocence and the right to a fair trial were ignored.
“We maintain that arbitrary killing is not a solution to political problems,” the statement said, adding that “justice must be seen to be done.”

Seems like to me your family’s opposition to “arbitrary killing” is just a wee bit too late, fellows.

UPDATE: Da Tech Guy invokes a Clint Eastwood line from Unforgiven, but I’m thinking about a line from Dirty Harry: “Well, I’m all broken up about that man’s rights!”

NY-26 Special Election: Stealth Democrat Crazy Jack Davis Plays ‘Tea Party’ Spoiler

You may remember in February when “fit fun classy guy” Rep. Chris Lee (R-Stupid) resigned from Congress after being caught trolling Craigslist for dates. That set up a special election to fill the seat, now scheduled for May 24 — two weeks from today.

Republican county chairs picked Assemblywoman Jane Corwin as their candidate, while Democrats picked an obscure county official, Kathy Hochul. This is a strong Republican district in western New York and Corwin, who also has the crucial endorsement of the state’s Conservative Party, should be running away with this.

Alas, there is the Crazy Jack Davis, a once-upon-a-time Republican who, in 2004, 2006 and 2008, ran for the NY-26 seat as a Democrat. Crazy Jack has now managed to get himself on the May 24 ballot as a “Tea Party” candidate. Of course, he’s not in any way representative of the Tea Party movement, and is supported by no Tea Party organizations, but nevertheless — funny how these coincidences happen — Davis has the “Tea Party” ballot line.

Crazy Jack Davis is a millionaire protectionist. As Sam Foster pointed out at Red State, “His signature issue, his raison d’etre has to do with our nation’s trade imbalance . . . He wants to cancel all free trade agreements in favor of something he calls ‘balanced trade.’ ” Which is utter nonsense, of course. (How is it that some people — Donald Trump is another — become millionaires without understanding basic economics?) “Balanced trade” is just a variation of economic nationalism which, in turn, is a straight road to the planned economy. But if you don’t yet understand why free trade is better policy than protectionism, there’s no point in my lecturing at this point: You’re on the wrong blog, pal.

Of far more immediate political relevance is the fact that a substantial number of NY-26 residents appear to be buying the Smoot-Hawley snake oil that Crazy Jack is selling. One recent poll showed Davis playing the “spoiler” role in the special election by pulling independent voters away from the conservative Republican, Jane Corwin. This has enabled the Democrat to eke out a lead:

Hochul (Democrat) . . . . . 35
Corwin (Republican) . . . . 31
Davis (Crazy) . . . . . . . . . . 24

As the Lonely Conservative says, “A vote for Davis is a vote for Hochul.” And there is no doubt that Davis is a Democrat, rather than a true representative Tea Party movement. Crazy Jack’s campaign is run by progressive Democrat operative Curtis Ellis, who in February 2010 co-authored an op-ed column denouncing Tea Party supporters:

They fancy themselves the vanguard of a revolution, when in fact they are typical self-absorbed, privileged children used to having their way — now — and uninhibited about complaining loudly when they don’t.

The question conservatives should be asking themselves is, “Why is a transparent fraud like Davis evidently hurting the GOP in this poll?” And the answer, I would suggest, is two-fold:

1. Republicans have done a piss-poor job of articulating the principles of a free-market economic policy, having become accustomed instead to winning elections waged over cultural issues or national-security policy.
2. The New York state GOP establishment, in particular, is inept and out-of-touch.

Talk to conservative grassroots Republicans in New York — and I talked to lots of them during the fabled NY-23 campaign of 2009 — and you will get an earful about the “Albany insiders” and their idiotic idea that the GOP can win elections as an unprincipled “me-too” party.

Despite the fact that 36% of New York residents are Catholic, and these Catholic voters represent the “swing” vote in every close election, state GOP leaders have a profound horror of pro-lifers and other social conservatives. This was why they thought pro-abortion Dede Scozzafava was a good candidate for NY-23 and why, in last year’s mid-term election, a pro-life candidate like Ann Marie Buerkle in NY-25 got very little support from the party establishment.

Of course, fixing the Republican Party in the two weeks between now and May 24 is not an option. The question is how to beat Hochul by rallying support for Corwin and discrediting Crazy Jack. Looking on the upside, the polls probably overstate Crazy Jack’s support. A lot of people who tell pollsters they’ll vote for a novelty candidate won’t actually show up to vote on Election Day. But New York Tea Party activists (some of whom were disgruntled by the GOP’s choice of Corwin) need to get the message out that Crazy Jack is the wrong choice for NY-26.

The conservative group American Crossroads just announced a $350,000 ad buy on behalf of Jane Corwin and John Boehner campaigned for Corwin last night:

NY-26 is a winnable district, and a GOP defeat would be interpreted by the media (however falsely) as a repudiation of the conservative agenda. Let’s win this one!

JANE CORWIN FOR U.S. CONGRESS

UPDATE: Ithaca resident Professor William Jacobson:

A win by the Democrat in this Republican district — even if created by a phony Tea Party candidate siphoning off votes from the Republican– will be spun as a major victory for Obama. You will hear nothing but how it signals Obama’s turnaround, how it reflects Obama’s new found popularity after the bin Laden kill, and how it signals unhappiness with Republicans.

UPDATE II: Linked by the Rhetorican and by Bob Belvedere at the Camp of the Saints — thanks!


Is Paco Taking A Steve Forbes Route?

by Smitty

I don’t know what his Cain strategy is, perhaps a Great Wall of Pizza, but here is how Paco views the rest of the GOP field:

I figure weekly trips to one of the better tonsorial establishments will give me an edge over Romney in the ‘important hair’ department, and I can out-drawl Mike Huckabee. Tim Pawlenty comes across as kind of a human tranquilizer, which will never happen with me, since I plan to do conjuring tricks during debates, and I have a photo – I’ve been assured it’s genuine – of Sarah Palin shooting grizzly bears with a .50 caliber machine gun mounted on the back of a Dodge Ram truck. That ought to draw the crunchy-con vote.”

But will the uncle moneybags strategy work? Read the whole thing.

You Saw This Coming, Right?

The inexorable logic of “equality”:

Anticipating the elimination of the military ban on homosexuality, the Office of the Chief of Navy Chaplains has decided that same-sex couples in the Navy will be able to get married in Navy chapels, and that Navy chaplains will be allowed to perform the ceremonies — if homosexual marriage is legal in the state where the unions are to be performed.

Forget “Anchors Aweigh.” They need a new anthem . . .

Pakistan: Friend or Foe?

In the wake of the raid that killed Osama bin Laden, Pakistani Prime Minister Yousuf Raza issues a threat:

“Pakistan reserves the right to retaliate with full force. No one should underestimate the resolve and capability of our nation and armed forces to defend our sacred homeland,” Gilani said.

However, the U.K. Guardian reports that Pakistan agreed 10 years ago that the U.S. would be permitted to stage such a raid if bin Laden were located in their country. (Via Memeorandum.)

However, former Pakistani president Pervez Musharraf denies that any such deal ever existed:

UPDATE: Ed Morrissey at Hot Air reports Pakistan has outed our CIA station chief in Islamabad.

Linked by Dan Collins at Piece of Work in Progress — thanks!

Passenger With a Yemeni Passport Charges Cockpit Yelling ‘Allahu Akbar’

An in-flight disturbance of unknown motive:

The passengers sat stunned as they watched a man walk quickly toward the front of American Airlines Flight 1561 as it was descending toward San Francisco. He was screaming and then began pounding on the cockpit door.
“I kept saying to myself: ‘What’s he doing? Does he have a bomb? Is he armed?'” passenger Angelina Marty said.
Within moments Sunday, a flight attendant tackled Rageh Almurisi. Authorities do not yet have a motive. . . .
Federal agents are investigating Almurisi’s background. He was carrying a Yemeni passport and a California identification card, authorities said. . . .
Marty, 35, recalled that she and other passengers on the plane were stunned when they saw Almurisi walking down the aisle. She said a woman in a row across from her who speaks Arabic translated that Almurisi said “God is Great!” in Arabic.
Andrew Wai, another passenger, told KGO-TV on Monday that the wife of one of the men who took Almurisi down later said Almurisi was yelling “Allahu Akbar.”

Just another unhinged radical Lutheran, I’m sure . . .

Doug at Daley Gator suspects the Methodists, but this has all the hallmarks of the dreaded Lutheran Menace.

(Via Memeorandum.)

UPDATE: “Nothing to see here, move along.”