Anti-Monarchist Christopher Hitchens Stubbornly Resists Royal Wedding Mania

Give him credit at least for consistency:

Convinced republican that I am, and foe of the prince [i.e., Charles] who talks to plants and wants to be crowned “head of all faiths” as well as the etiolated Church of England, I find myself pierced by a pang of sympathy. Not much of a life, is it, growing old and stale with no real job except waiting for the news of Mummy’s death? Some British people claim actually to “love” their rather dumpy Hanoverian ruling house. This love takes the macabre form of demanding a regular human sacrifice whereby unexceptional people are condemned to lead wholly artificial and strained existences, and then punished or humiliated when they crack up.

Of course, this anti-royal ax-grinding is merely Hitch’s way of cashing in on the online traffic harvest to be reaped by writing anything — anything — about the pending nuptials between Prince William and Kate Middleton (soon to be Princess Catherine). The royal wedding will be live-streamed on the Internet and People magazine has cleverly figured out how the couple’s future daughter could be queen (working the feminist-monarchist angle, you see).

Me? I don’t have to write another word about the dynastic duo in order to exploit the royal wedding Web-traffic bonanza, because I planned ahead. That’s right: I’m now the No. 1 Bing result and the No. 2 Google result for “Kate Middleton upskirt.”

I think Hitch would appreciate that.

Charles Manson, Environmentalist

You don’t have to be a sociopathic mass murderer to believe in global warming — but it sure helps!

Crazed cult leader Charles Manson has broken a 20-year silence in a prison interview coinciding with the 40th anniversary of his conviction for the gruesome Sharon Tate murders — to speak out about global warming.
The infamous killer, who started championing environmental causes from behind bars, bemoaned the ‘bad things’ being done to environment in a rambling phone interview from his Californian jail cell.
‘Everyone’s God and if we don’t wake up to that there’s going to be no weather because our polar caps are melting because we’re doing bad things to the atmosphere.
‘If we don’t change that as rapidly as I’m speaking to you now, if we don’t put the green back on the planet and put the trees back that we’ve butchered, if we don’t go to war against the problem…’ he added, trailing off.

(Via Dr. Milton Wolf.)

You Might Be a Terrible Mother If …

. . . there’s even the slightest chance you could ever lose custody of your kids to Charlie Sheen:

Charlie Sheen is declaring legal war on Brooke Mueller and will not only ask a judge for full custody of their twins, he wants to cut off the child support he’s paying her. . . .
Charlie’s lawyer, Mark Gross, just gave Brooke Mueller’s attorneys notice — he’s going to court tomorrow in an attempt to change the custody arrangement.
Gross will ask the judge to strip Brooke of both legal and physical custody, on grounds she has relapsed and went back into rehab. . . .

Yeah, buddy, and you think your ex-wife is a stupid loser?

Mueller, 33, reportedly entered rehab over the weekend after a crack cocaine bender — a story first reported by RadarOnline last week. The first signs that something was wrong with Mueller was when she started making calls to friends to ask for drug-free urine. Then came her trip to a pawnshop in crime-riddled Inglewood, Calif., and her visit with a street drug dealer who said she bought $150 worth of coke from him last Thursday.
Then late Friday, Mueller refused to take a court mandated drug test at home.

The judge ought to order Charlie and Brooke to get back together. These two obviously deserve each other.

Matthew Yglesias, Neo-Confederate?

Reporting the findings of a recent academic analysis, our “progressive” (nudge, nudge) friend concludes:

The basic story here would be something like northern manufacturing interests wanted to keep the southern client base behind the US tariff wall in order to maintain privileged access to the market rather than compete on a level playing field with British goods.

Denunciation by the Southern Poverty Law Center in 3, 2, 1 . . .

LIVE AT FIVE – 04.19.11

TOP NEWS
“Negative” Rating For US Debt Sends Jolt Through Debt Limit Debate

S&P turns thumbs down on the political class

Obama Administration flacks downplay announcement – unexpectedly!
Japanese cabinet ministers apparently still believe we’ll pull this out

 

Arizona Governor Vetoes Campus Carry Bill
Criticizes bill as poorly written and unlikely to survive legal challenges

BP: Oil containment firms may join forces
MWCC, Helix to combine different control systems, work together



POLITICS
Obamas Earned $1.7 Million In 2010, Paid $454K To IRS

Just your everyday average married couple filing joint

For those scoring at home, that’s an effective tax rate of 26%, down from the top marginal rate of 35%.

L.A. Birdcage Liner Wins Two Pulitzers

Inquiry Clears McChrystal Of Wrongdoing In “Rolling Stone” Flap

Interior Secretary Salazar To Make Cape Wind Announcement In Boston

Former Maryland Governor William Schaefer Dies, 89



THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Asian Stocks Fall As US Credit Outlook Cut
Citigroup 1Q Profit Sags As Revenue Shrinks And Expenses Balloon
US Hurries To Sell GM Stake
Yen Strengthens Against Dollar, Euro On Sovereign Debt Concerns
Oil Falls, But Gas Prices Still Rising
Microsoft Takes Patent Fight To Supreme Court
ITC Staff Recommends Siding With HTC, Nokia Against Apple In Phone Patents Suit
Jesse Jackson Jr. Blames the IPad For All America’s Problems



SPORTS
Adelman Out As Rockets Coach

Former Houston Rockets coach Rick Adelman

Coach and team agree to part ways after four seasons

Bright Lights Of Playoffs Vexing To Migraine-Prone Wade

Zdeno Chara Returns, Leads Bruins To Win In Montreal

Boucher, Flyers Stop Sabres

Dodgers Desperate For Offense, Call Up Jerry Sands

Penguins Beat Lightning, Take Lead In Playoffs

Pirates Smother Reds 9-3, Win Third Straight Road Series



FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
A Guided Tour Of Evan Rachel Wood

Evan Rachel Wood. Wipe drool off keyboard. Repeat.

Esquire spends an afternoon with the enigmatic actress and her tattoos.

Your Obligatory Charlie Sheen Link For Tuesday

Kate Hudson’s Pregnancy Brain – Like Being Stoned

Nick Cassavetes Out As “Gotti” Director

Lindsay Lohan: Good Friday? Good Excuse!

James Franco/Winona Ryder Pic “The Stare” Launches Waterstone

Once More, With Feeling: Joss Whedon Revisits “Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog”

Stallone: I’m Not Directing “Expendables” Sequel

Ali Fedotowsky Gets Head Stapled After Kayak Accident



FOREIGNERS
Nigerian President Re-Elected, Violence Continues In Northern Provinces
Thousands March In Syria In Protest Of Eight Slain
With US In Support Role, NATO’s Libya Mission Going In Circles
TEPCO Considers Air Cooling For Fukushima Reactors
Taliban Sympathizer Kills Two At Afghan Defense Ministry
Kiev Summit To Seek Funds For New Chernobyl Containment
Ivory Coast Confronts Issues Of Immigrant Identity


BLOGS & STUFF
Kevin Williamson: Enron Writ Large
Cubachi: DeMint Threatens Filibuster On Debt Ceiling Vote
Weasel Zippers: Luis Gutierrez (D-Chicago) Says He May Not Back Obama In 2012; Disappointed Over Lack Of Progress On Immigration AmnestyReform
American Power: What Trump Wants
Moe Lane: Answering Two Questions With One Answer
Arutz Sheva: Obama, The Interpreter Of The Passover Message
AmSpecBlog: More InJustice
Jihad Watch: King Demands Answers From Holder On Decision Not To Prosecute CAIR, Other Co-Conspirators In Terror Funding Case
The Blaze: Why Are Bloggers Accusing Glenn Beck Of “Taking Content” Without Attribution?
theblogprof: Michigan AFSCME President Threatens To “Weaponize” Government Jobs (Video)
John Fund: Wisconsin’s Election Snafu Is A National Wake-Up Call
Legal Insurrection: It’s Now Patriotic To Call Paul Krugman A !@%$#%! Hypocrite

— compiled by Wombat-socho

SCOTUS ObamaCare Update: Expect Update

by Smitty

After an exciting day watching the paint dry, awaiting word of the whether the SCOTUS would allow a bypass of the 4th Circuit on Virginia’s ObamaCare suit. . .nothing happened. Via email from my rock star State AG Cuccinelli:

The Supreme Court did not make an announcement today on whether or not it was going to expedite the case. Instead, they relisted the case on their docket for this Friday, April 22nd.

What does that mean?

It means that they haven’t rejected our request – yet. Remember, requests to expedite are infrequently granted. However, it also probably means that one or more of the Justices want more time to consider the question.

It also means that there appears at least to be interest in the petition at the court, which is itself encouraging. If my numbers are right, over 90% of petitions addressed in these conferences are summarily rejected because no Justice has any interest in them. So, the fact that the Justices didn’t summarily dismiss our petition is itself interesting and at least modestly encouraging (hopefully not in the vein of what your mother told you growing up: “the worst thing they can do is ignore you”… of course, my mother has never filed a petition with the Supreme Court).

Generally speaking, we would expect an opinion issued Monday the 25th; however, it is Easter weekend, so I don’t know if that will have an impact on timing, but I’ll let you know as soon as we find out!

An Elbert Hubbard Moment

If you work for a man, in heaven’s name work for him!
If he pays you wages that supply you your bread and butter, work for him—speak well of him, think well of him, stand by him and stand by the institution he represents.
I think if I worked for a man I would work for him. I would not work for him a part of the time, and the rest of the time work against him. I would give an undivided service or none.
If put to the pinch, an ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.

— Elbert Hubbard, 1902

If I were going to work for Roger Ailes, I’d work for Roger Ailes. And the first thing I’d advise Mr. Ailes would be not to hire a 20-something kid to run his newspaper.

A job like that calls for a man of immense experience in the newspaper business, and I’ve got ties older than Joe Lindsley.

UPDATE: Linked by Dan Collins at Piece of Work in Progress. Thanks! As for the main topic addressed in Dan’s post, I have many thoughts, none of which I feel particularly compelled to share in this context.

UPDATE II: Changed my mind, because of Jimmie Bise Jr.’s recounting how one his best blog posts ever — which got linked by Instapundit, National Review and the Anchoress — became fodder for a Glenn Beck monologue, without Beck bothering to mention Jimmie’s name or the name of his blog on the air. Jimmie’s post was linked at GlennBeck.com, but that’s not the same, is it?

Let’s say this: It’s about a star system. If your name is well-known — say, you’re Jonah Goldberg or P.J. O’Rourke — people are not going to use your work without giving you credit. In fact, if you’re already someone thought of as important, they’ll make a point of using your name, because the Famous Name lends authority to what is said. (There are some people who think they can settle an argument merely by invoking the words of a Famous Name.)

How to get from being nobody to being a Famous Name? That’s the tricky part, isn’t it? Being “blog famous” doesn’t mean much to people who are accustomed to dealing with the much larger audiences of nationally syndicated radio programs or TV shows.

Was Beck “stealing” or merely being thoughtless? Or, as I suppose quite possible, does the blame attach more properly to the young producers who work for Beck? Did someone just hand him this stuff (“Hey, look what I found …”) without bothering to note the authorship?

UPDATE III: Jeff Dunetz at Yid With Lid defends Glenn Beck: “The truth is most of the time when a site or a radio host forgets to give credit it is an error of omission.” And says he’s been ripped off by Bill O’Reilly.