Racist Wine Connoisseurs?

Perhaps the quote of the day:

Nigel Coleman, who is black, leads the Danville TEA Party Patriots in southern Virginia. He said the fact that the movement is predominantly white doesn’t mean it is inherently racist.
“I went to a wine festival yesterday,” he said. “Weren’t too many black people there, either. Nobody called them racists.”

Meanwhile, a New York Times feature on black Republican congressional candidates highlights a couple of familiar names. I first interviewed Allen West in June 2008, and interviewed Vernon Parker when I went to Arizona last month.

Professor William Jacobson says, “The core of Democratic Party political strategy is falling apart.” Well, possibly. As I’ve said, Allen West Must Win, and promising candidates like Parker — and Les Phillip and Angela McGlowan and Star Parker — must prevail in competitive GOP primaries.

Lindsay Beyerstein’s Gay Rage

Lindsay Beyerstein tells us that she is “an award-winning investigative journalist,” but she’ll win no awards for this:

By definition, bigots are people with unshakable baseless prejudices. There is absolutely no reason, besides blind prejudice, to deny same sex couples the right to civil marriage.

According to Beyerstein, then, “blind prejudice” has defined human society since the dawn of history, and continues to do so except in a relative handful of industrialized Western democracies.

While sic semper hoc may not be a conclusive argument against same-sex marriage, it ought to suffice to defend traditional marriage against Beyerstein’s peremptory condemnation of it as the product of “baseless prejudice.” Granted that the defense of tradition qua tradition generally invites this sort of attack, are our prejudices really as blind and as baseless as Beyerstein says?

You see, that in this enlightened age I am bold enough to confess, that [the English] are generally men of untaught feelings; that instead of casting away all our old prejudices, we cherish them to a very considerable degree, and to take more shame to ourselves, we cherish them because they are prejudices; and the longer they have lasted, and the more generally they have prevailed, the more we cherish them. . . . Prejudice is of ready application in the emergency; it previously engages the mind in a steady course of wisdom and virtue, and does not leave the man hesitating in the moment of decision, skeptical, puzzled and unresolved. Prejudice renders a man’s virtue his habit; and not a series of unconnected acts. Through just prejudice, his duty becomes a part of his nature.
– Edmund Burke, Reflections on the Revolution in France

Yet I suppose Beyerstein is a latter-day Jacobin, worshipping in the Temple of Reason, who acknowledges neither duty nor nature and will permit no reference to divine authority:

And the Pharisees came to him, and asked him, Is it lawful for a man to put away his wife? tempting him.
And he answered and said unto them, What did Moses command you?
And they said, Moses suffered to write a bill of divorcement, and to put her away.
And Jesus answered and said unto them, For the hardness of your heart he wrote you this precept.
But from the beginning of the creation God made them male and female.
For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and cleave to his wife;
And they twain shall be one flesh: so then they are no more twain, but one flesh.
What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

— Mark 10:-2-9, KJV

Marriage works because men and women are different. (Did I mention it’s National Offend a Feminist Week?) As I wrote in January 2009:

Are men and women equal in the fullest sense of the word? If so, then equality implies fungibility — the two things are interchangeable and one may be substituted for the other in any circumstance whatsoever. . . . Therefore, it is of no consequence whether I marry a woman or a man. . . .
This is why so many of those who would defend traditional marriage find themselves unable to form a coherent argument, because traditional marriage is based on the assumption that men and women are fundamentally different, and hence, unequal. Traditional marriage assumes a complementarity of the sexes that becomes absurd if you deny that “man” and “woman” define intrinsic traits, functions, roles.

The arguments for same-sex marriage are rooted in the implicit androgyny of egalitarianism, as well as the rejection of divine authority — both of which premises we may just as well call “baseless prejudices.”

For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
— 2 Timothy 4:3-4, KJV

Truly Paul’s counsel to Timothy was prophetic, and Beyerstein turns truth on its head when she says of religious opponents of same-sex marriage:

They have the Constitutional right to make up whatever crazy rules they want for marriage within their own religions.

Got that? The notion that marriage involves one man and one woman is one of those “crazy rules” that you just “make up.” Beyerstein seems ignorant of the self-evident fact that marriage existed before there was any government or constitution to recognize or regulate it.

People create governments, and not the other way around. Courts and legislatures are not instituted for the purpose of radically reordering society to fit the intellectual whims of philosophes, nor to satisfy the petulant demands of every unruly faction. (See, “Gay Rights, Gay Rage,” The American Spectator, Nov. 17, 2008.)

A radical reordering of society is exactly what the egalitarian advocates of androgyny are atttempting to accomplish. They are fanatics, and their contemptuous dismissal of opponents as motivated by “blind prejudice” shows what kind of treatment we might expect from them when, having written their preferences into law, they wield the whip hand.

(Hat-tip: Professor Donald Douglas at American Power.)

UPDATE: Noting the rather recent nature of the same-sex marriage crusade, Da Tech Guy asks some relevant questions.

Round Up the Usual Memes!

A quick list of Stuff That’s On the Internet:

Life is good.

Why the Washington Post Sucks

Matt Lewis quotes their policy statement:

“Post journalists must refrain from writing, tweeting or posting anything — including photographs or video — that could be perceived as reflecting political, racial, sexist, religious or other bias or favoritism that could be used to tarnish our journalistic credibility.”

Which is hogwash, of course. As long as you get the facts right, who gives a damn about “bias” or “favoritism”?

Is David Weigel prejudiced against social conservatives? Obviously. And that makes him different from other WaPo reporters . . . how?

At least Dave is honest about his prejudices. It is the bogus pretense of objectivity — that synoptic omniscient Broder bullshit — which is truly offensive. Unless Weigel starts makin’ stuff up (Janet Cooke) or plagiarizing (Ruth Shalit) his honest bias is only a problem insofar as it exposes the intrinsic hypocrisy of the WaPo’s official neutrality.

Election 2010: Senate Primaries in Indiana, Ohio and North Carolina

10:45 p.m. ET: It’s all over for progressive Jennifer Brunner, who got electorally date-raped by the Democratic Party good ol’ boy establishment:

Fisher outperformed Brunner in fundraising, had the support of Gov. Ted Strickland (D) and was the preferred candidate of the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee. . . .
One of Fisher’s top priorities is to forge party unity with Brunner, who accused Fisher’s allies of trying to push her out of the primary, and to replenish his campaign fund to stay competitive with Portman, who had nearly $7 million more in the bank than Fisher as of mid-April.

Let’s hope Brunner tells Fisher to shove his “party unity” where the sun don’t shine. Tell him to beg campaign cash by peddling his corrupt ass to Tim Geithner’s buddies at Goldman Sachs, so he can buy a bunch of TV ads telling Ohio what an “independent voice” he is.

10:30 p.m. ET: Yep — definitely a runoff in North Carolina. With 92% of counties reporting, it’s Marshall 36%, Cunningham 27%. So, who gets the runoff endorsement of Lewis? My guess is he’ll back the establishment candidate, Cunningham, although I doubt that endorsement will actually swing many votes. And if Cunningham can’t beat Marshall head-to-head with the DSCC’s thumb on the scales, how strong is he, anyway? All in all, the omens favor Burr’s re-election.

9:55 p.m. ET: With two-thirds of counties reporting in North Carolina, it’s old white woman Elaine Marshall 37%, establishment-backed white guy Cal Cunningham 27%, and idealistic black guy Ken Lewis 16%. So the two crackers are likely heading to the Democratic runoff, which pretty much guarantees a weak Democratic turnout in November. Life is good.

9:45 p.m. ET: Chris Cilizza on the Fisher-Brunner mess:

In Ohio, Fisher quickly united state and national party leaders behind his candidacy but struggled to put away the challenge from Secretary of State Jennifer Brunner.
National Democrats insist that Fisher had righted the ship a few months ago with a change in campaign manager but his fundraising in the first three months was weak and, as a result, fell further behind former Rep. Rob Portman (R) in the chase for campaign cash.

Fisher emerges from the primary weakened, having spent $1 million to crush Brunner’s dream — demoralizing and alienating her progressive supporters — while Portman is sitting there like a GOP Godzilla ready to go stomping through Tokyo. Life is good.

9:26 p.m. ET — Happy, happy, joy, joy! In Ohio’s Democratic primary, the sold-out establishment candidate, Lt. Gov. Lee Fisher, is crushing the progressive dreams of nutroots favorite Jennifer Brunner. With 23% of precincts reporting, it’s Fisher 56%, Brunner 44%, confirming suspicions of the Democratic “base” that their party is controlled by a corrupt elite.

9:20 p.m. ET — With 29 percent of precincts reporting in the North Carolina Democratic primary, Elaine Marshall is at 39% — just shy of the 40% needed to avoid a runoff. She’s easily leading the DSCC’s favorite candidate, Cal Cunningham, and the black community’s favorite candidate, Ken Lewis. Not very likely any of them can beat incumbent Republican Sen. Richard Burr, but the inherent divisiveness of the Democratic primary — the establishment backing the white guy against the old lady and the black guy — is good news for conservatives. A runoff would be sheer heaven.

9:10 p.m. ET – Wow, that was quick — Coats wins Indiana GOP primary:

Former Sen. Dan Coats (R-Ind.) has won the Republican primary for his old seat, holding off a late charge from a state senator with conservative backing.
Coats led state Sen. Marlin Stutzman 40-30 with 65 percent of precincts reporting. The race has been called for Coats.

7:15 p.m. ET – Polls just closed in Indiana and so far — from the Indiana Secretary of State’s office — it’s Dan Coats 5,479 (54%), Marlin Stutzman 3,101 (31%) and John Hostetler 1,072 (11%). Obviously, these are just the very earliest returns. Polls in North Carolina and Ohio close at 7:30 p.m. ET.

Your ‘Ferris Bueller’ Theory Sucks

Professor Ann Althouse loves the “meta” suggestion that Ferris is just a fantasy figure of Cameron’s imagination, a theory that doesn’t work unless Ferris is also imagined by his sister, his parents, etc.

Ferris is the fortunate extrovert whose exploits take on a larger-than-life significance to luckless introverts who admire and/or envy his lack of social inhibition. The careless ease with which Ferris trangresses the rules is a rebuke to Cameron’s innate fearfulness. His liberated existence, however, makes Ferris an object of envy to his scrupulously obedient sister, Jeannie, who complains: “Why should he get to do whatever he wants, whenever he wants? Why should everything work out for him? What makes him so goddamn special?”

As in so much of John Hughes’ work, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off examines the interactions of different types of people. Think of uptight Steve Martin forced into a cross-country journey with careless slob John Candy in Trains, Planes and Automobiles, or the mismatched quintet — geek, freak, jock, rebel and princess — in The Breakfast Club.

Certainly, there is an element of fantasy in the way Ferris gets away with so much mischief, but he is simply a type, exaggerated for dramatic effect, in the same way John Ford exaggerated the stoic frontiersman or 1940s film noir exaggerated the hard-boiled tough guy. Yet as with all such exaggerations, this merely distills the type to its essence. (For a comedic equivalent, compare the unctuously seductive Otter in Animal House.)

The reason Ferris Bueller’s Day Off works is not because Ferris is a fantasy, but rather because he so perfectly represents — in his exaggerated essence — a familiar type.

So, however much Dr. Althouse loves it, the Fight Club theory sucks.

David Brooks Column Doesn’t Suck; DJIA Loses 225 Points: Coincidence?

As a general rule, when Matthew Yglesia leaps to your defense, that’s an ironclad guarantee that you’re wrong, but this latest Brooks column is actually quite good. 

I figure Brooks is sandbagging, setting us up for his next column, which will exceed every imaginable dimension of suckiness.

So the market impact of that Greek debt crisis is probably overrated. Wall Street trembles in fear of the next Brooks column.