Celebrity Meltdown Update

Because of incessant political crises since Jan. 20, 2009, we haven’t been keeping up with the paparazzi-plagued faces of fame as much as we’d like, so let’s see if we can fill the gap:

All headlines via WeSmirch.

Economic Stimulus Meets Education

by Smitty

Engadget reports on a provision just discovered buried in a paragraph in the ObamaCare legislation, right at the end of the Federal takeover of education, but before the part where they take over the industry that designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic kittens:

Yes, your government, in the name of teaching children how to spell, is going to buy iPhones and iPads for children, so that the kids can learn them some spellin’ without so much much tree fellin’.

The children of Oregonian loggers negatively impacted by the decrease in demand for wood products will at least be smarter, if poorer, as a result of this stimulus.

Asked about these negative effects, distracted Rep. Waxman replied “We just write these laws. We leave it to trained, captive and compliant economists to figure out what they do.”

(In case the Steven Wright line about kittens was insufficient clue, this post is a jest.)

Tea Party Alert: Harry Reid Will Launch Three-Day Nevada Bus Tour Monday

A friend in Nevada just called to alert me to this news:

On Monday, the politically vulnerable Democratic majority leader of the Senate plans to hit the road from his hometown of Searchlight for a three-day bus tour . . .
“This bus tour is a great opportunity for me to visit and hear from people in communities I know and love across Nevada,” the 70-year-old Reid said in a statement. “I’m looking forward to discussing how we can put Nevadans back to work, ensure Nevada leads the nation in clean energy jobs, keep families in their homes, and make health insurance more affordable.”
Reid’s campaign is calling it his “Driving Nevada Forward” tour . . .
Stops Monday are set to include a solar power plant in Boulder City, a meet-and-greet and another stop at a renewable energy facility more than 90 miles away in Pahrump, and a campaign barbecue and rally at a park near the historically black West Las Vegas neighborhood. . . .
Tuesday’s tour is set to start in Minden and head to Carson City, Fallon, Fernley and Reno in Washoe County, Nevada’s second-largest population center.
On Wednesday, Reid boards the bus for an almost 300 mile trip from Reno to Elko, with stops in the Interstate 80 towns of Lovelock, Winnemucca and Blue Mountain on the way. . . .

This is pretty short notice, but expect Nevada Tea Party Patriots to mobilize to greet Harry along his route. Help spread the word.

Update: (Smitty) Proof Positive has an advance look at Reid’s equipment base. Let’s just say it’s almost like Harry is ripping a page out of Bill Clinton’s book:

Rule 5 Sunday

by Smitty

Rule 5 Sunday on Easter. The rising mood in the country is overshadowed by the rising of the ultimate truth of human life. So we rejoice in small relfections of loveliness where we see them as a tiny reminder.

The Sweater Puppy Madness Continues

via Viral Footage

Rule 5 blessings to all!

Liberal Fantasies vs. Economic Reality

Since 2008, I have consistently derogated prospects for a quick economic recovery. Americans lost an estimated $7 trillion in asset value in housing bubble collapse — a loss of approximately $54,000 per U.S. home — and whatever it takes to recover from that kind of loss, it certainly won’t be quick. Furthermore, I have consistently said that the Democrats’ neo-Keynesian economic approach is doomed to failure:

The basic problem is still the same as I described it when I offered a thumbnail summary of Megan McArdle’s analysis in May 2009:

The stimulus-and-bailout policies have not addressed the fundamental problems of the economy — namely, an excess of debt and a shortage of capital to spur job creation — while the entitlement trainwreck of Social Security and Medicare looms immediately ahead. By piling on new trillion-dollar deficits, at a time when the recession will result in significant tax revenue shortfalls, the Democrats are steering the economy into a stagflation trap.

Excuse me if this seems like I’m engaging in self-congratulation, but my point is to drive home a basic point: You can’t make capitalism work without capital. And the discredited Keynesian theories on which the Obama administration and congressional Democrats are currently operating overlook the brutal economic reality of the capital shortage.

Even if Americans produce and accumulate new capital at the rate of $1 trillion a year, it would take seven year just to return to the level of asset-value they possessed before the housing meltdown hit in 2007.

Political leaders are now engaged in a lot of happy-talk about recovery, engaging in psychotherapeutic mind-games evidently based on the assumption that “consumer confidence” is merely an affective mood, unrelated to underlying economic reality. Larry Summers on CNN:

“We’ve got a long way to go,” Lawrence Summers, Director of the White House National Economic Council, said on CNN’s State of the Union. “We’ve inherited a terrible situation, the most pressing economic problems since the Great Depression in our country. It is the president’s preoccupation to put people back to work.”
While acknowledging that the economic outlook is not where the White House would like it to be, Summers pointed out that the economy is doing better now than it was this time last year in terms of job growth, exports, and availability of credit.
“The trend has turned,” Summers told CNN Senior Political Correspondent Candy Crowley, “but to get back to the surface, we’ve got a long way to go and that’s what we’re fighting to do every day.”

As much as Summers tries to temper any temptation toward optimism, you see, he still insists that “the trend has turned.”  That this is a political statement, and not a sober appraisal of the economic situation, can be demonstrated in fewer than 150 words:

[U]nemployment remains at 9.7% and federal officials predict the rate will stay at similar levels through 2011.
Having expended some $800 billion on deficit “stimulus” spending, Obama finds himself facing the ugly economic reality of a market prepared to downgrade the AAA rating of U.S. bonds unless the federal government engages in serious belt-tightening.
Yet another wave of financial crisis, driven by trillions of dollars of bad commercial real estate loans, looms on the economic horizon. In 2009, there were 140 U.S. bank failures; there have already been 38 bank failures in the first three months of 2010, a pace likely to accelerate as the year continues. And the traditional liberal response to this kind of problem (i.e., more deficit spending) can only be undertaken at risk of sparking a bond-market crunch along the lines of the Greek debt crisis, except on a gargantuan scale.

Read the rest of that because, no matter what Frank Rich says, there is only one similarity between Barack Obama and Superman.

UPDATE: Speaking of super-heroes and economic reality, Glenn Reynolds whomps Henry Waxman upside the head with Hayek:

Obamacare was supposed to provide unicorns and rainbows: How can it possibly be hurting companies and killing jobs? . . .
Waxman and his colleagues in Congress can’t possibly understand the health care market well enough to fix it. But what’s more striking is that Waxman’s outraged reaction revealed that they don’t even understand their own area of responsibility — regulation — well enough to predict the effect of changes in legislation.

Instapundit: More powerful than a speeding locomotive!

One of These Things Is Not Like the Other

Jim Hoft says it’s a “smear” for the New York Times to compare the Tea Party movement to the Weather Underground of the 1960s and ’70s. More to the point, the comparison is stupidly inaccurate.

The Weathermen emerged after 1969 from Students for a Democratic Society — an organization, as it name says, composed primarily of college students. SDS was founded at Port Huron, Mich., in 1962 from the remnant of a predecessor, Student League for Industrial Democracy. While they had a full agenda of left-wing politics, SDS grew from a relatively small group to a mass organization during the 1960s based on its leading role in organizing protests against the Vietnam War. 

As the war escalated, SDS leaders grew increasingly alienated from “the System” and in 1968, led protests at the Democratic National Convention that turned into a riot. This was followed by the 1969 “Days of Rage” — a spree of vandalism in Chicago — after which Bill Ayers and other Marxist radicals in SDS, contemptuous of mere protest, formed the Weather Underground as a sort of American Vietcong, intending to lead a guerrilla revolution.

That thumbnail history alone should suffice to differentiate the two movements, but for the sake of clarity let’s consider the significant fact that the Tea Party is not a student movement. At its peak, SDS counted among its membership tens of thousands of college students who brought to the organization all the impracticality, impetuousness and impertinence that we might expect from disgruntled teens and 20-somethings.

The fact that the Tea Party movement is composed primarily of middle-aged, middle-class adults — people with homes, jobs, families and the other responsibilities of adulthood — is highly significant. These are not starry-eyed idealists who dream of changing the world, but citizens inspired to activism aimed directly at influencing the political process.

SDS and its allies in the campus Left fomented lawlessness by encouraging draft evasion. SDS engaged in a series of headline-making stunts in which students took over administration buildings at elite university campuses — including Columbia and Cornell — and issued demands to the administration. SDS was also instrumental in organizing a series of demonstrations (most memorably at Yale) on behalf of Black Panthers accused of criminal violence.

By contrast, leaders of the Tea Party movement have never encouraged or condoned any criminal behavior. They have organized no sit-in protests nor other acts of “civil disobedience.” To suggest that Tea Party activists are fundamentally like SDS and the anti-war movement of the 1960s simply because both engage in public protest rallies is to say that Barry Manilow and Metallica are fundamentally alike because both engage in concert tours.

The main thing illustrated by this New York Times article is the editorial mindset at 620 Eighth Avenue. Guarantee you what happened is that an editor got this cute idea for a feature story and assigned it to a staff writer who dutifully rounded up “expert” sources — professors at Northwestern, Bryn Mawr and Pitt — who obliged by offering their responses to the reporter’s question: “Hey, uh, these Tea Party people — they’re kind of scary and dangerous, right?”

UPDATE: Ann Althouse:

Remember, the NYT readers are aging liberals. They — we — remember the 60s as glory days.

For our TMI files, Professor Althouse adds this:

I have had lovers quarrels with Communists.

Yeah? Well, in 1983 and ’84 I dated a Cranston delegate named Donna — with a capital “D,” IYWKWIMAITYD — and it’s probably best if we all left our “glory days” in the past, where they belong, as reminders of our youthful folly.

Did I say “folly”? I dated Donna while two-timing my regular girlfriend, an Auburn fan who was 4-foot-10 but still the meanest girl I ever knew. She damn near clawed my eyes out . . .

MoveOn.org vs. ‘Blue Dog’ Barrow

This story could have major ramifications in Georgia and beyond:

Left-wing rage over Georgia Rep. John Barrow’s vote against ObamaCare has reportedly prompted the powerful MoveOn.org political action committee to target him for defeat in this year’s Democratic primary.
Barrow was among those “Blue Dog” Democrats slammed last summer by MoveOn.org radio ads . . . Sources in Georgia tell the American Spectator that MoveOn.org’s PAC has already purchased time on Savannah stations for more anti-Barrow ads. . . .

Read the whole thing. Also check out this profile of Georgia’s 12th District by Jake at Red State. The situation confronting Barrow is the tip of an iceberg of “damned if you do, damned if you don’t” politics for Blue Dog Democrats this year.

In competitive districts, there wasn’t really a “safe” vote on ObamaCare for Democrats. On the one hand, a “yes” vote would put them in the crosshairs of conservatives; on the other hand, a “no” vote would undermine grassroots support among the liberal Democratic base. I expect that this November, you’ll see Blue Dogs defeated both ways. In fact, the eradication of the Blue Dogs as a meaningful influence in Democratic Party politics may be the most important part of Obama’s “legacy.”