The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

Who Knew We’d Embed Rick James?

by Smitty (h/t POWIP on Twitter) Knifework has a parody called “That Sheep’s Not Right”, sending up Carli Fiorina’s now semi-infamous Demonsheep ad to the tune of Rick James: For a hint at what a supremely icky sort of life RJ chose to live, check out this NSFW Dave Chappelle show clip on the guy. […]

Isn’t It Time for a Charles Johnson Global-Warming Downfall Video?

Lake Erie frozen over for the first time in 14 years. So much of this ClimateGate stuff for comic fodder. Surely the geniuses who put together all those YouTube videos a working on a new Hitler-in-the-bunker Little Green Footballs script even as we speak. UPDATE: Via Cynthia Yockey and Bookworm Room, this is pretty close:

Movie Star Robert Pattinson Is a Horrible Hatemongering Vaginaphobe

OK, so Details magazine arranges a photo shoot (NSFW) of the Twilight star surrounded by naked fashion models. His reaction? “I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to […]

Why Is Bob Belvedere Monopolizing All the Christina Hendricks Hotness Today?

He’s bogarting all the blog action on the redheaded Mad Men bombshell in lacy lingerie. And nothing can compete with that, not even redheaded Victoria’s Secret model Cintia Dicker in a bikini. She’s cute, but too skinny to compete with those bodacious Christina Hendricks curves. UPDATE: You want to talk about “targeted marketing”? Look what just arrived in […]

The Protocols of the Elders of CTHULHU VIII. Legal Ambiguity

by Smitty (INTRODUCTION) So the figures, a dozen in all, silently entered Schloss Braunschlag, unsure of the protocol. The door opened, and a functionary in a robe, face hidden in a deep hood, entered. The functionary carried a tray with a fishbowl, filled with water, and a glass, half full of water. He walked around […]

Major Publisher Pays Liberal for Book Smearing Glenn Beck

The Washington Post‘s Dana Milbank gets a contract from Doubleday to write a biography tentatively titled, Tears of a Clown. Yeah, I’m still waiting to hear back from Random House on my proposed Keith Olbermann book, Tears of a Pathetic Asshole. That  contract should be arriving any day now . . . UPDATE: There’s another liberal anti-Beck […]

The Protocols of the Elders of CTHULHU VII. Arms Races

by Smitty (INTRODUCTION) The nature of the invitation to Schloss Braunschlag was such to rip the tongue out of a man’s head. The fellow, seated across from me, near the front, with his back to the window overlooking Lake Totenkopf, started to come to his feet, beginning to raise his hand. His mouth opened, and […]

The Protocols of the Elders of CTHULHU VI. Monopolies

by Smitty (INTRODUCTION) There was almost temptation to engage in conversation, but also fear. They were non-verbal men to begin with, and the nature of the meeting engendered neither warmth nor loquaciousness. The one attendee I thought I recognized seemed to grow more restless. It was obvious that he’d amassed his power and fortune by […]

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