Christina Hendricks Talks About Her Breasts: ‘They’re So Obviously Real …’

“It was reported this year that there had been a sharp rise in breast augmentation in the UK because British women were longing to look more like Christina, though she says: ‘I hope I’m not encouraging that. If there’s anything to be learned from me it’s that I’m learning to celebrate what I was born with, even though it’s sometimes been inconvenient. Having larger breasts has made it harder for me to shop throughout the years, but I’ve learnt to love it. It’s so bizarre that people are constantly asking if my breasts are real or fake,’ she adds. ‘They’re so obviously real that anyone who’s ever seen or touched a breast would know.’ “
— U.K. Daily Mail, May 24

Because the voluptuous star of Mad Men was the original inspiration for Rule 5, I felt it important to share this news with readers. And if we can take the lady at her word, this probably settles a few bets.

Everybody’s Talking 2012

Instapundit had an uncharacteristically long post about the 2012 Republican presidential field, my favorite reaction being Professor Stephen Clark’s remark:

“Rove and Krauthammer amuse me with their response to Herman Cain. Since when has it become self-evident that a man with the professional accomplishments of Herman Cain is unfit to hold the office of President for not having spent the better part of his life as an elected politician and has, unforgivably, remained unknown to the likes of Rove and Krauthammer? Paging Professor Codevilla.”

Karl Rove is the Architect of . . . what, really? A campaign that squeaked past Al Gore by the barest of margins in 2000, and scored a slim majority against John Kerry in 2004. Looking back on it, Gore and Kerry weren’t the most formidable candidates the Democrats ever fielded, and yet Rove’s reputation as a strategic genius rests on his management of campaigns that just barely beat them.

Rove’s disparagement of Cain, then, is to be taken with a grain of salt. Charles Krauthammer once worked for Walter Mondale. ‘Nuff said. 

Bill Kristol’s pining for the Great Rescuer is, I think, apt to be unrequited. He clearly wants either Chris Christie or Jeb Bush, and neither of them is likely to jump in this late.

Is Sarah Palin in or out? That’s the biggest question mark at this point. The next major televised GOP debate is in August, and I’d expect she’ll give a definite “yes” or “no” by then. But think about this: If Palin waits until August, she’d be spotting her opposition at least a 100-day lead on organizing campaigns in Iowa, New Hampshire, South Carolina and other early states. Practically, then, her apparent indecision points strongly toward a “no” for 2012.

A poll from New Hampshire seems to show Mitt Romney with a commanding advantage there, but 87% of Republicans there say they have no idea who they’ll vote for, so it’s really wide open.

Can America resist the frenzied hysteria of T-Paw fever? To ask the question is, I think, to answer it. And if Dave Weigel wants Republicans to nominate Pawlenty . . . ?

Eric Cantor wants Paul Ryan to run for president — and who doesn’t like Paul Ryan? I think he’s an obvious favorite for the vice-presidential nomination, regardless of who gets the presidential bid. For any sitting member of the House to run a presidential campaign is, however, a long row to hoe.

Finally, Monday on Sean Hannity’s show, Herman Cain admitted to blowing the “right of return” question on Sunday:

“[‘Fox News Sunday’ host Chris Wallace] caught me off-guard. I didn’t understand the right of return. That came out of left field, out of all the questions I anticipated him asking me, I didn’t even conceive of him asking me about the right of return. I now know what that is.”

Ace was impressed. It’s probably not enough to win over Krauthammer. But then again, Krauthammer isn’t an Iowa caucus voter.

And there’s a new Zogby poll.

UPDATE: Don Surber tells the story of how Karl Rove was unwisely willing to write off West Virginia in 2000.


LIVE AT FIVE – 05.24.11

TOP NEWS
Joplin Death Toll Continues To Climb

A woman cries as she searches for survivors

116 dead, over a thousand injured; seventeen found buried alive in the rubble

NATO Steps Up Attacks On Libyan Loyalists
Smart bombs used on motorpool


Supremes Order 30,000 California Inmates Released
Inadequate healthcare, overcrowding cited in 5-4 decision



POLITICS
Feds Indict Alleged Philly Mafia Boss

"Uncle Joe" Ligambi at his 1989 sentencing hearing

“Uncle Joe” Ligambi, ten others arrested in ongoing FBI push against Mafia in the Northeast

Branstad Warns Romney Not To Skip Iowa




WH Budget Chief Expects Debt Limit Deal To Be Ugly

Senate Passes Patriot At Extension

FBI Reports: Violent Crime Continues To Fall

Democrats Can Blame Themselves For Judicial Nomination Mess



THE ECONOMY, STUPID
European Stocks Open Higher
Feds Sue To Stop H&R Block Purchase Of TaxAct
Asian Stocks Rise As Goldman Advises Return To Commodities
Moody’s May Cut UK Banks’ Ratings
Analysis Of 171 Majors Puts Engineers At The Top
Liberty Media CEO: Barnes & Noble Stores Still Have Key Role
Ballmer: Windows 8 Coming In 2012
Square Launches IPad Point-Of-Sale Service
Kobo Launches Touchscreen Version Of E-reader For $130



SPORTS
Mavericks Win Game 4 In OT As Thunder Choke

OC's Kevin Durant after Game 4

Nowitzki scores 40 as Mavs pull out a win, 112-105

Astros Rally In Ninth To Clip Dodgers

Thomas Robs Downie To Preserve Win For Bruins

Bulls Outgunned By Heat: Not Enough Star Power?

Phillies Clobber Reds 10-3

Mets’ Wilpon Channels His Inner Steinbrenner

Hamilton, Cruz Homer In Triumphant Return To Texas

Offense Fails Yanks In Loss To Blue Jays

Hart Hits 3 Dingers For Streaking Brewers

Late Night At Work: Minor League Game Goes 23 Innings



FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
Showtime Cancels “United States Of Tara”

Comedy based on multiple personalities finally gets chopped

It was never funny.

Zach Galifianakis: Officially A Jerk

David Schwimmer, Wife Zoe Welcome Daughter Cleo

Schwarzenegger Could Face $200 Million Divorce

Christina Hendricks: “I’m Learning To Celebrate What I Was Born With”

Florence Welch On The Cover Of Nylon

Could Kirstie And Maks Take The DWTS Mirrorball?

Dylan Tapes Reveal Heroin Addiction

“We Envision It As ‘Lord Of The Rings’ Except Set In  A World Of Candy”
O_o



FOREIGNERS
Britain Says No Airspace Closures Planned Due To Volcano Eruption
French Say PRC Backs Lagarde For IMF Head
Supportive Congress To Hear Israeli Peace Vision
Contradictions Emerge In Accounts Of Pakistan Raid
Spain: Look Forward In Anger
Yemen Erupts After Leader Refuses Exit


BLOGS & STUFF
Allahpundit: Strauss-Kahn Allegedly Told Maid “Don’t You Know Who I Am?” During Attack
Maggie’s Notebook: Tim Pawlenty – A Time For Truth (Video)
National Review Online: Scott Brown Bails On Ryan Plan
Moe Lane: Tim Pawlenty Comes Out Against Farm Subsidies. In Iowa.
Lonely Conservative: What Could Go Wrong? Supremes Order Release Of Thousands Of Cali Inmates
Nice Deb: Obama Still Poised To Silence Critics
Don Surber: Only 27% Agree With Roe v. Wade Decision
Journal Sentinel Online: Board Orders Recall Election For Wisconsin State Senator, Others Still In Process
Althouse: Kucinich Considering Move To Washington State After Ohio Redistricting

— compiled by Wombat-socho

NY-26 UPDATE: Are 13 Percent of Voters Really Going to Vote for Crazy Jack?

On the eve of Tuesday’s special election, the most recent polls in New York’s 26th District are a good-news/bad-news tale: The good news is that support for fake “Tea Party” candidate Crazy Jack Davis has been cut in half since a month ago, when Davis — who ran as a Democrat in 2004, 2006 and 2008 — was getting 23% support in this traditionally Republican district.

The bad news? One out of eight voters is so stupid they’re still going to vote for that protectionist bozo Crazy Jack — or at least that’s what they’re telling pollsters:

Kathy Hochul (Democrat) . . . . . 42%
Jane Corwin (Republican) . . . . . 36%
Jack Davis (Crazy) . . . . . . . . . . . 13%

Republican Jane Corwin is trailing by 6 points, according to this poll, but we remember that polls last October that showed Democrat Dan Maffei leading by 12 points two weeks before he lost to Republican Ann Marie Buerkle in neighboring NY-25.

This is definitely still winnable for Corwin, despite the Davis candidacy and despite two or three layers of GOP bungling that I don’t even want to get into now. Democrats want to claim this anomalous election as a national repudiation of Paul Ryan’s budget-cutting plan and a harbinger of Democrat victories in 2012. However preposterous that claim may seem, it is nonetheless the spin you’ll be hearing Tuesday night and Wednesday if Hochul wins. A sampling of the latest news stories:

  • Politico: “Republican Jane Corwin badly wants to be the candidate of change in Tuesday’s special election, but the wave that swept 63 new Republicans into the House last November might have passed her by. . . . Corwin finds herself in a race that has largely become a referendum on Medicare and the budget proposed by Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Wis.).”
  • National Journal: “Furor over Rep. Paul Ryan’s (R-Wis.) budget and its changes to Medicare have been the driving issue in this campaign. Hochul points to April 15 as the defining day in her campaign — the day the GOP caucus overwhelmingly voted for the House Budget Committee’s plan that would alter Medicare for future seniors.”
  • Time: “The first election since House Republicans passed Paul Ryan’s budget has become a referendum on the two parties’ differing visions of the fate of Medicare and a potential bellwether for races nationwide in 2012.”

You get the drift. Whatever Democrats decide is the big issue in an election, most journalists feel obligated to agree is the big issue, and so the media and Democrats are united in trying to portray NY-26 as a referendum on the Ryan plan.

If the Republican wins? Oh, well, never mind. And as Sam Foster at The Lonely Conservative points out, another poll has Corwin within four points, which is margin-of-error territory. A strong conservative turnout could make the difference. A couple of hard-hitting ads for Corwin:


JANE CORWIN FOR U.S. CONGRESS

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Good News! ObamaCare Helping Insurance Companies Make Record Profit! (And Rick Ungar Rides Again)

Because stuffing profits into the pockets of Corporate America is what the progressive movement is all about, right?

When last we heard from Rick Ungar, the death of a Census worker in Kentucky prompted him to declare: “Send the Body to Glenn Beck.” Two months later it was revealed that Beck had nothing to do with it, and the supposed victim of a right-wing lynching had in fact committed suicide.

However, progressives (who apparently include the editors of Forbes magazine) are quite flexible in their standards of journalistic credibility, so that the otherwise discredited Ungar is permitted to inform us that ObamaCare is working just fine and dandy.

Ungar’s “reporting” is for the most part a rehash of a May 3 story — which Ungar doesn’t bother to link, much less credit — by Phil Galewitz of Kaiser Health News:

Hundreds of thousands of young adults are taking advantage of the health care law provision that allows people under 26 to remain on their parents’ health plans, some of the nation’s largest insurers are reporting. That pace appears to be faster than the government expected.
WellPoint, the nation’s largest publicly traded health insurer with 34 million customers, said the dependent provision was responsible for adding 280,000 new members. That was about one third its total enrollment growth in the first three months of 2011.
Other large insurers said they have added tens of thousands of young adults. Aetna, for example, added fewer than 100,000; Kaiser Permanente, about 90,000; Highmark Inc., about 72,000, and Health Care Service Corp., about 82,000.
The Health and Human Services Department has estimated that about 1.2 million young adults would sign up for coverage in 2011. The early numbers from insurers show it could be much higher . . .

Ungar’s plagiarism of a three-week old story is nevertheless treated as sufficiently newsworthy to merit its own Memeorandum thread, and no one seems to notice that the “good news” is not really so good at all.

These 20-somethings, whose coverage under their parent’s insurance plans is now mandated by federal law, obviously don’t have employment sufficiently lucrative to include health benefits of their own. Many of them are no doubt unemployed — as are nearly 17% of Americans under age 30 — and living back home with their parents, as do most recent college graduates, saddled with an average of more than $20,000 debt.

So ObamaCare has compelled insurance companies to subtract a few hundred thousand young people from the ranks of the uninsured, although it is impossible to say how much actual healthcare will be delivered as a result. This is exactly the problem with mandated coverage: Most young people are healthy and don’t need insurance, except for catastrophic coverage policies (i.e., with a $5,000 deductible) in case of a car wreck or something.

Never mind. Their parents are now paying to have their grown kids covered up until age 26. The insurers are no doubt happy to have the new clients, although the additional coverage doesn’t really solve any health-care problems — unless the profitability of insurance companies was a problem you were worried about.

Tornado Destroys Joplin, Missouri

Via Associated Press, here’s video of the killer storm:

At least 90 people are confirmed dead and a news photographer who visited Joplin said: “The Home Depot is leveled. . . The Wal-Mart is destroyed. Gas stations, buildings. Everywhere I could see was either heavily damaged or completely destroyed.” The headlines at the Drudge Report sum it up:

Three-Quarters of Joplin, MO Destroyed...
Damage Unimaginable...
Town Unrecognizable...

HEARTLAND DEVASTATION

All of which is to say, it’s a catastrophe. Longtime reader Nathan Cossey, who lives in the suburbs of Kansas City, called today to tell me that his relatives in Joplin are alive and well. But with this kind of devastation, the survivors are going to be suffering for a long time. The Red Cross is responding. Now would be a good time to hit their tip jar.