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That Carlin Bit About ‘Just Cleaning His Gun When It Suddenly Went Off. . .’

Posted on March 4, 2015Comments

by Smitty

Americans need to understand that, far from breaking any of our laws, Her Majesty is simply a law unto herself. How kowtow now, brown cow?

— IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) March 4, 2015

Emphasis mine:

Hillary Clinton’s exclusive use of a personal email account to conduct official business as secretary of State caused seems to have stayed within the law, experts say.
“What she did was not technically illegal,” said Patrice McDermott, a former National Archives staffer and the head of the Open The Government coalition, a transparency group.
However, “it was highly inappropriate and it was inappropriate for the State Department to let this happen,” she said.
The New York Times on Monday reported that Clinton did not use an official government email account while serving in Obama’s Cabinet, nor did she back up the messages to a government server.

Here it is:

A man in Texas was arrested today for shooting and killing: his wife, son, two daughters, his mother and father, all four of his grandparents, his dog, his mailman, three neighbors, and a woman who works at the filling station. He claims he was just cleaning his gun when it suddenly went off.

I mean, the woman reduced the office of Secretary of State to a global fleecing operation. She gets an Ambassador killed on her watch, and has the cast iron gall to wonder in front of Congress, on the record,

Why would this creature condescend to conform to any sort of rules pertaining to carrying out her duties? And what can the GOP do in response? Not a godforsaken thing. In this case, “not technically illegal” means “don’t even bother seeking justice”. Omitted from The Hill article above is the fact that the only reason Her Majesty’s dirty laundry is under discussion is due to The Smoking Gun.

It seems relatively safe to assert that anything Her Majesty touches is criminal from the outset. But get used to it, because, after the recent DHS funding vote, it also seems kinda likely that the Vichy GOP may be among her supporters.

Two California Teachers Charged in Beach Sex Party With Five Teenage Boys

Posted on March 3, 2015March 3, 2015Comments

Alcohol, blowjobs and cocaine — the California ABCs:

Two teachers who were arrested in January for allegedly having a beach sex party with five male students have been hit with new charges – including that they supplied cocaine to the minors.
Melody Lippert, 38, and Michelle Ghirelli, 30, from the Los Angeles suburb of Covina, were both originally only charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor over allegations that they gave booze to the students.
On Monday, prosecutors hit them with a slew of new, much more serious, charges, KTLA-TV reports.
Lippert, who allegedly organized the trip, was charged with unlawful sexual intercourse and furnishing a controlled substance to a minor, both felonies.
Ghirelli now faces charges of unlawful sexual intercourse, furnishing a controlled substance to a minor and oral copulation of a minor, all of which are also felonies.

Teach women not to rape!

Bibi Speaks, Pelosi Weeps

Posted on March 3, 2015Comments

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu spoke to a joint session of the U.S. Congress today, over the objections of Democrats who said . . . Well, what, exactly? The basis of their objection was something like, “The Republicans didn’t ask nice and Bibi’s just two weeks away from re-election.” And I’m like, “So?” It is no secret the Obama administration is actively backing Netanyahu’s opposition in the Israeli elections, but this weird entanglement between our politicians (Left and Right) with their politicians is just a logical consequence of the Obama Age.

Welcome to kabuki democracy or, as Ace of Spades calls it, Failure Theater. We have elections, but the people we elect don’t seem to realize they are supposed to represent us. Instead, it seems that all the really important decisions have been made in advance. It’s as if there were a secret cabal of billionaires, gathered in an Aspen chalet, who reach a consensus on an issue — a nuclear deal with Iran or a mini-amnesty tucked into the DHS budget — and then send out orders to their minions in the media and other key institutions: “Make this happen.”

Everybody then pretends that the outcome (which is always exactly what the cabal ordered) was arrived at through the normal governing process. There’s a wink-and-a-nod among the insiders, but cynical observers suspect that what we’re watching on the TV news is a scripted charade. Nancy Pelosi issues a statement, and then emerges before the cameras for her performance:

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) hammered Benjamin Netanyahu Tuesday, saying the Israeli prime minister’s speech to Congress was an “insult” to the country.
“The unbreakable bonds between the United States and Israel are rooted in our shared values, our common ideals and mutual interests,” Pelosi said in a statement just after the speech.
“That is why, as one who values the U.S.-Israel relationship, and loves Israel, I was near tears throughout the Prime Minister’s speech — saddened by the insult to the intelligence of the United States as part of the P5 +1 nations, and saddened by the condescension toward our knowledge of the threat posed by Iran and our broader commitment to preventing nuclear proliferation.” . . .
Pelosi made a point of declining to join several of the standing ovations during Netanyahu’s speech and often took longer than other lawmakers to rise from her seat. She also kept commenting to her seat-mate, House Minority Whip Steny Hoyer (D-Md.), using forceful gestures.

“Forceful gestures”! Yeah, I got your gesture right here, Nancy.

Allahpundit has a long memory:

Here’s how seriously you should take her alleged outrage over Netanyahu’s “Bibi knows best” attitude. Back in 2007, while George W. Bush was warning people that Bashar Assad might not be the cuddly would-be “reformer” that Democrats like Hillary Clinton were convinced he was, one prominent liberal flew all the way to Damascus to sit down with Assad and pose for photos. Bush wanted to isolate him; the Democrat in question, convinced that she and her party knew best, had other ideas. Guess who.

Chickens coming home to roost much? Obama also had some things to say about Netanyahu’s speech to Congress.

No comment from the cabal of Aspen billionaires.

In The Mailbox, 03.02.15

Posted on March 3, 2015Comments

— compiled by Wombat-socho

Hopefully back on schedule this week; also going to try and crank out a long-overdue book post for Thursday.

OVER THE TRANSOM
Proof Positive: Look! Down In The Polls! It’s A Duck, And It’s Lame!
EBL: What Do These Two Posts Have In Common?
Doug Powers: What Do You Know, They Found Those Lois Lerner E-Mails The IRS Commish Said No Longer Existed
Twitchy: Michelle Malkin Compiles History Of Administration’s “Unorthodox” E-Mail Methods
Monster Hunter Nation: Book Bomb Update, More Free Stories, And Sad Puppies Slate Update

RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES
American Power: Why Do Leftists Hate Asian-Americans?
American Thinker: Bibi’s Truth – Forty Years Of Liberal Betrayal
BLACKFIVE: Jordan Allies With The Tribes
Blackmailers Don’t Shoot: Jezebel Is Politics For Drooling Morons
Conservatives4Palin: Scott Walker Drives Media To Madness
Don Surber: Rolling Stone Tries To UVa Scott Walker
Jammie Wearing Fools: Code Pink Clowns Protest Netanyahu In DC, Raise Hezbollah Flag
Joe For America: Muslim Brotherhood’s US Nonprofit Tentacles – Hiding In Plain (IRS) Sight
JustOneMinute: Geez, Was The Senate Democrats’ Torture Report Politicized?
Pamela Geller: Black Pastors Tell Congressional Black Caucus Decision To Skip Bibi Speech “Slap In Face To Israel And God” (Video)
Protein Wisdom: When Vagina Warriors Attack
Shot In The Dark: Trulbert! Part XXIX – The Scent Of Walleye
STUMP: Obamacare Tax Watch – Other Commenters
The Gateway Pundit: Saudi Columnist Says Netanyahu Is Right To Address Congress; Says Obama “One Of Worst US Presidents”
The Jawa Report: Sandcrawler PSA – Jihadi Princess (@princessISback4) Is Back
The Lonely Conservative: Finally Made It Back From #CPAC15
This Ain’t Hell: Tulsi Gabbard Challenges The White House
Weasel Zippers: Judge Tells EPA To Stop Discriminating Against Conservatives, Accuses Agency Of Lying To Court
Megan McArdle: War Is Easy For A Candidate
Mark Steyn: The War On Free Speech, Day In, Day Out

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Answer: Her Majesty Hath Decreed Him ‘Jebalicious’ To Her Chamber Pot Media

Posted on March 2, 2015Comments

by Smitty

Question: Why does the MSM so love Jeb Bush?

. . .newspapers failed to see the big picture: At a conference [CPAC] that brings together conservative leaders from around the country, Mr. Bush was soundly booed and heckled. A packed room booed his stance on immigration — he called for “a path to legal status” for illegal aliens — and derided his support of Common Core as the soon-to-be candidate said the program does not amount to a federal takeover of education.

Even though Mr. Bush — as awkward as his brother when delivering speeches from teleprompters — had opted for a simple Q&A with a “friendly” moderator, Fox News’ Sean Hannity, there were plenty of disastrous moments, like when he was asked about his support, as governor, for offering drivers’ licenses to illegal aliens, which drew more boos.

It is blatantly obvious to even the most casual observer that, if you’re conservative and your name doesn’t rhyme with “trove” or “Hindu Kush”, your interest in Jeb hovers around that of contracting ebola.

But who else is keen? Why, Hillary, getting her grandma on there at her Georgetown estate. What better way to party like it’s 1992 than trick the GOP into nominating Jeb?

The narrative repositions Obama as “More of Same (Bush)” vice “Hope and Change”
Her Majesty, the victim of masculine oppression, barely held back the coming Russian night, and could have succeeded, if not for those meddling White House kids. Just look at how pear shaped things have gone since she left?
The American voters have a chance to un-soil themselves, after so disrespectfully rejecting HillaryCare in the ’90s. You got what you deserved in ObamaCare, ungrateful peasants, but now the wise and forgiving Hillary gonna wipe a boo-boo.

Fine print:

_{And if you godforsaken little Vast Right Wing Conspirators manage to thwart Her Majesty again, then the very Tribulation itself shall have been a trip to Disney World compared to her wrath. So you’d better tell that Cheese Head governor twerp to lay by his dish and let Jeb join Dole, McCain, and Romney in the Concession Speech Chorus, m’kay?}

via Hot Air headlines

400 Men Castrated by Cult?

Posted on March 2, 2015Comments

Surprisingly, this has nothing to do with feminism:

A man has been accused of encouraging hundreds of followers to be castrated in a promise for them to become closer to God.
Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh, an Indian pop-star and telepreacher with a reported wealth of more than $50 million, is being investigated after he allegedly manipulated around 400 men to get their testicles removed — according to India Today.
One of his former followers who underwent castration seven years ago — named Hans Raj Chauhan — is one of the few to break the silence to speak out against him and the group.
“[The victims] were told that only those who get castrated will be able to meet God,” said Chauhan’s lawyer, Navkiran Singh, according to the Sydney Morning Herald.

Amanda Marcotte could not be reached for comment.

Rule 5 Sunday: Post-CPAC/Blogbash Edition

Posted on March 1, 2015Comments

— compiled by Wombat-socho

We sometimes regret things not done as much as things done, and one of the things not done this past week was using up my phone’s battery taking pics of all the lovely young ladies in attendance at CPAC – and especially BlogBash – this weekend. Short skirts and high heels were the uniform of the day, and if P.J. O’Rourke’s dictum on the prevalence of attractive young women on the winning side is anywhere near accurate, we’re headed for another crushing victory in 2016. Unfortunately, I spent much of my time circulating, talking, and flogging the book, and it was only towards the end of the party that John Hoge pointed out that I could have single-handedly stocked Rule 5 Sunday with pics of the women in attendance – and by then it was too late. Welp. Here’s a pic of Ashe Schow (who looked absolutely scrumptious in a white miniskirt) by way of apology; obviously this was not taken at BlogBash, or Katsucon either.

Ashe Schow of the Washington Examiner cosplaying as Zatanna Zatara.

As usual, some of the links below are to pics generally considered NSFW; please exercise discretion in your clicking. The management is not responsible for loss of job, wife, strakh, girlfriend, or purity of your bodily essence.

Thinking Man’s Zombie leads off with Rule 5 Oscars, followed by Goodstuff with a young Pamela Anderson, Randy’s Roundtable with Sara Dunn, and Ninety Miles from Tyranny with Hot Pick of the Late Night, Girls with Guns, and Morning Mistress. Animal Magnetism checked in with Rule 5 Friday and the Saturday Gingermageddon, while First Street Journal likes the ROK.

EBL’s herd of heifers this week included Lady Gaga, House of Cards Rule 5, Grace Kelly, and Esperanza Spalding.

A View from the Beach brought us Cat Deeley, RIP: Mr. Spock, What is a Dane Doing in a Desert?, 6 AM Eye Opener – Emily Ratajkoski, Get Your Kicks on Rt. 66, “Don’t Get Bitter”, Did Dark Matter Do In the Dinosaurs? (with cave girls), Because Nothing Says “Party!” Like a Good Roll in the Mud, Let Them Eat Cake…, I Wouldn’t Touch This With a 10 ft Pole, and But What About Furries?

Soylent Siberia submitted Midnight Coffee Creamer, Wrestling With The Cat Again, Monday Motivationer Pencil Sharpener, Overnighty Sans Nighty, Tuesday Titillation Bedazzled, Well I Guess I Can Get Rid of That, Humpday Hawtness Morning Stretch, Day Two Of Lesbian Google Gambit, Fursday Finery, Carpetmunching Your Fursday, Corset Castanets, You Can Thank Me Later, T-GIF Friday Because Lesbians, Evening Awesome Lesbian Leftovers, Weekender Alexis, Yeah I Miss Flying First Class, and Overnighty Spectacular.

Proof Positive’s Friday Night Babe is Abigail Ratchford, his Vintage Babe is Hazel Brooks, and of course there’s Sex In Advertising. At Dustbury, it’s Charlotte Crosby and Cat Power.

Thanks to everyone for their linkagery!

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