‘An Aimless and Slovenly Disaster’

The quote is from Owen Gleiberman of Entertainment Weekly reviewing Charlie Sheen’s Friday live show at Radio City Music Hall in New York. A great phrase, worthy of a book title. As to exactly why Charlie’s show sucked:

In the early stages of his madman meltdown phase . . . he created the sex-and-dope version of a Howard Beale mad-as-hell moment. He held out the prospect of danger, of saying the things that we aren’t allowed to say. . . . Which leads one to ask: What does a Howard Beale who has already had his mad-as-hell eruption do for an encore?

Sheen is an actor, and actors require a script, but Sheen is not a writer. A guy who made $2 million telling other people’s jokes can’t seem to understand that the joke-writers — who got paid a lot less than he did — were important to his success.

Besides which, a live stage show is not a TV sitcom, where you can do re-takes or add a laugh track. And deranged narcissism isn’t really funny.

Obama, the Deficit-Hater

After two years of pissing away trillions of dollars in borrowed money, President Obama this week will present “a multiyear debt-reduction plan” — which is kind of like Tiger Woods deciding to cut back on banging cocktail waitresses after his wife left him.

Notice that Obama sends a campaign strategist onto Meet the Press to explain what is supposed to be a policy proposal:

Gee, it’s almost as if this “Let’s Get Serious About Deficits” message was more about getting Obama re-elected than about anything else.

Hef at 85: A Myth Grown Old

The octogenarian hedonist celebrated his birthday in Vegas, at one point posing with 31 previous Playboy centerfolds, the oldest of them being Miss May 1998, Deanna Brooks, now age 36.


Hefner is now engaged to 24-year-old Crystal Harris (Miss December 2009) and, of course, the bride-to-be will be required to sign a pre-nuptial agreement prior to the June wedding.

Because it’s all about the money. And the sexual “liberation,” as Daniel Flynn explained at The American Spectator:

Nobody told Izabella St. James that sexual liberation came with curfews, monitors, and allowances. A former live-in girlfriend of Hugh Hefner, St. James has come clean on the dirty life inside the Playboy mansion. . . . The busty blonde reflected in the Daily Mail earlier this year, “Little did I realize that by moving into the mansion I was losing all the freedom I associated with the Playboy lifestyle.” . . .
Reality-television star Kendra Wilkinson, a five-year resident of the mansion, recalls: “It was way more strict than my parents had ever been.”
An authoritarian libertine is not as unusual as one might think. American history is littered with immoral moralists seeking gratification through the domination of others. As Chesterton put it, “A man must be something of a moralist if he is to preach, even if he is to preach immorality.”
Hugh Hefner is one in a long line of preachy perverts. . . .

You should read the whole thing.  Blog readers will remember reading the story of Izabella St. James here in January:

Ex-Playmate: ‘Everything in the Playboy
Mansion Felt Old and Stale’ Including Hef!

Really, however, what could be more old and stale than the ridiculous myth of “liberation” that Hef has been peddling the past half-century? While Rule 5 — “Everybody loves a pretty girl” — certainly applies, the aesthetic admiration of nubile pulchritude should not be confused with an incitement to concupiscent promiscuity. Continue reading Hef at 85: A Myth Grown Old →

Sweet, Sweet Quantitative Easing

by Smitty

There is something special about nihilistic joy. You spot doom on the horizon. You track it. Doom comes in, at constant bearing and decreasing range, despite every possible maneuver to avoid it. And the doom is so huge as to cause the people in charge to loop in stage one of the Kübler-Ross Model, not merely denying the problem, but actively repeating behaviors that worsen it.

In the month of March, the U.S. government spent more than eight times its monthly tax receipts, when you include the money spent for maturing U.S. treasuries. The U.S. treasury netted $128.18 billion in tax receipts during the month of March, but paid out a total of $1.05 trillion, which included $49.8 billion in Social Security benefits, $47.4 billion in Medicare benefits, $22.58 billion in Medicaid benefits, and $37.9 billion in defense spending. However, by far, the U.S. paid out the most for maturing U.S. treasuries, which equaled $705.3 billion.

In order for the U.S. government to stay afloat with only $128.18 billion in tax receipts, it had to spend $72.5 billion from its balance of cash, which ended the month at $118.1 billion, and sell $18 billion worth of TARP assets. But most importantly, the U.S. treasury had to sell $786.5 billion in new treasury bonds.

The U.S. government is the largest ponzi scheme in world history. We can only fund our government expenditures and pay off maturing debt plus interest, by issuing larger amounts of new debt. Americans are lucky that we have been blessed with record low interest rates for an unprecedented amount of time, but NIA believes that as we roll over U.S. treasuries in the future, we will have to refinance them at much higher interest rates. Our national debt is now so large that interest payments on our debt will become the government’s largest monthly expenditure.

If the Federal Reserve doesn’t implement QE3, NIA believes it will just about guarantee a bursting of the U.S. bond bubble in the second half of 2011. If the Fed stops buying U.S. treasuries, there is a chance that we won’t find foreign buyers for our bonds no matter how high interest rates rise. The world is waking up to the fact that the U.S. government is insolvent, and the benefits of propping up the U.S. dollar are no longer worth the expense to our foreign creditors. The U.S. government ponzi scheme will soon be exposed for the world to see.

Oh, it’s the elephant in the room. The question will be whether the plutocrats will step up to the plate and buy some debt to keep the entire system from blowing up in their faces. It could happen. Or not. As with a punishment from dad whenever I broke something as a child, I just want to get it over with.

LIVE AT FIVE – 04.11.11

TOP NEWS
Obama To Call For Broad Plan To Reduce Deficit

Finally getting serious about the deficit, now that the campaign is underway

But not Paul Ryan’s plan.

Gadhafi Approves Ceasefire Plan, Allow OAU Peacekeepers
Zuma positive, but will rebels accept a plan that leaves the Khadafy family in power?


Japan PM Weakened By Local Election Losses, Ongoing Atomic Crisis
Coalition government for recovery doomed?



POLITICS
Debt Ceiling Looms As Next Battle In DC

Coming Soon: The Debt Brawl On The Mall

Harsh rhetoric dims chances for cooperation on upcoming budget battles

Thousands Attend Expanded Sikh Temple In San Jose


“Massive Crisis” Snarls Immigration Courts

Maryland Legislature May Increase Alcohol Tax By 50%

Dwindling Detroit Faces Fresh Financial Strains



THE ECONOMY, STUPID
NYSE Rejects NASDAQ Takeover Bid
PRC Reports First Quarterly Trade Deficit In Seven Years
Gas Prices Spike, May Threaten Record High
Gold Advances To Record High, Silver Tops $41/Ounce On Inflation
Gartner Predicts Windows Phone 7 To Outsell IPhone By 2015
Scientists Speak Out To Discredit “Gay Caveman” Media Reports



SPORTS
Given Unexpected Chance, Stars Blow Finale And Miss Playoffs

The Wild's Antti Miettinen celebrates a second-period goal against the Stars

Third consecutive season out of contention for the Stars

Brilliant Beckett Gives Yankees Taste Of History

Heat Tops Celtics, Closes In On Second Seed In East



Weaver Fans 15 Jays In Angels Win

Lakers Lose 5th Straight, Fall To Thunder

Wire To Wire Win For Will Power In Alabama Indy Car Race



FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
KNEEL BEFORE MICHAEL SHANNON!

Oscar nominee to play villain in Superman reboot

Ladies and gentlemen, your new General Zod

Dennis Quaid: My Favorite Mistake

Lindsay Lohan – Hiding From Dad?

Charlie Sheen Rebounds In The Big Apple

“Rio” Wins World, “Hop” Tops Domestic Box Office

Sidney Lumet Dies, 88

Liam Neeson Cameo Cut From “The Hangover Part II”

“Jersey Shore” Cast Gets Six-Figure Raise

“Housewives” Star Mistakenly Handcuffed By Feds



FOREIGNERS
Ouattara Appeals To France, UN To Neutralize Gbagbo Militia; Strikes Against Loyalist Heavy Weapons Already Underway
Egyptian Prosecutors To Question Mubarak
Britain To Sue Iceland Over 2.3 Billion Pound Bailout
France Becomes First European Country To Ban Burqa
Humala Leads, Kuczynski Second As Peruvian Elections Head For Runoff



BLOGS & STUFF
Riehl World View: So Jennifer Rubin Is Now The Arbiter Of The Right?
Shot In The Dark: Trump Card
PJ Tatler: And I Thought The Role Of The Journalist Was To Report Facts
Jawa Report: Triple Irony – British Fascist Arrested For Violating Fascist Law Prohibiting Burning Of Fascist Book
Jihad Watch: Former Chief Of UK Defence Staff Sounds Alarm On Mosque Towering Over Sandhurst Parade Field
Israel Matzav: Challenging The Leftist Domination Of The (American) Jewish Community
Katherine Kersten: Always Room In The Budget For White Guilt

— compiled by Wombat-socho

Obama: Let Them Eat Hybrids!

Jim Lakely of the Heartland Institute points out that Obama appears to mock the questioner with 10 kids who asked about high gas prices:

The president talks oil prices as if he actually knew something about either oil or economics. What Obama neglects to mention is that his administration’s own policies are a key factor in the price increase. But now it appears that the civil war in Libya (which Obama witlessly escalated three weeks ago) may soon end in a negotiated peace:

Embattled Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi, in negotiations with the African Union, has agreed in principal to a deal that would end the conflict in the nation he’s ruled for 42 years, South African President Jacob Zuma told reporters Sunday.
Negotiations remained under way Sunday night between Gadhafi and the African Union delegation.
Details of the agreement were not available, though it is believed to include an immediate ceasefire in the nearly two-month long war between Gadhafi’s forces and those fighting to unseat him. . . .
After staying overnight in Tripoli, the African Union delegation will fly Monday to the Libyan rebel stronghold of Benghazi to meet with opposition leaders there.

So on March 3, Obama declared Qaddafi “must leave.” Now he’s like Emily Litella: Never mind.

FMJRA 2.0: I Am What I Am

REPORT: Deal Struck, Averts Shutdown (Insert ’30 Pieces of Silver’ Joke Here)

Gone, Wisconsin!

Hey, Obama’s Running for Re-Election!

Wound + Salt = ‘Hey, Liberals, How Are You Liking That Wisconsin Result?’

New Motherf–g Tone Update: Government Shutdown Edition

World’s Youngest Blogger Needs Name

Sarah Steelman vs. Claire McCaskill?

Feminism: What They Said

Is The Wisconsion Union Self-Aware Enough To Grasp That It Is Behaving In The Taliban Fashion?

URGENT: BOMB IN DETROIT

Rule 5 SundayMonday: Jesus Is The Answer

FMJRA 2.0: Ride The Lightning

Is This the Hope or the Change?

“LIVE AT FIVE – 04.04.11”

It Was Not Until I Went Looking for a Photo to Illustrate This Post …

Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Large Pair)

Funny Video: Meatloaf Goes Psycho vs. Gary Busey on ‘Celebrity Apprentice’

Cleanup Crew To Lindsay Graham’s Office. Or: With Senators Like That, Who Needs The Constitution?

Obama’s NCAA Bracket, Revisited

T-Paw: It’s Going To Take A New Pres.

Conor Friedersdorf: Now Turning the Atlantic into Media Matters Lite?

Arguments To Spike The Heart Of The Entitlement Vampire

Eric Holder Blames Congress for Blocking Trial for Khalid Sheikh Mohammed

In Defense of Conor Friedersdorf

Isn’t It Cute When Progressives Pause From Raping The Poor Long Enough To Express Concern About Them?

Ivy League Administration Reacts Quickly to Ivy League Sexual Harassment Charges

It’s All Harmless Fun and Games …

LIVE AT FIVE – 04.06.11

I Guess Katie Couric Turned It Down

Trog Summarizes Ryan, And Had Me Until The Last Sentence

Prosser Wins in Wisconsin
UPDATE: Kloppenburg Steals It?

So, Monica Potts: When’s the Wedding?

REPORT: Beck to End Daily Fox Show

Meet a Typical Anti-American Elitist

Insty’s Sarcasm Exceeds Caustic Level

One Does Hope This Is Pure Bluff

Libya: Even the New York Times Admits the Rebels Are Militarily Hopeless

Not To Go Blaming The Victims, But ‘Ezra Klein Urban Planning’ Is A Wash

$39,978 a Year

Daniel Hannan Palate Cleanser

BREAKING: Air Strikes Hit Libyan Rebel Tanks, Spark ‘Mass Panic’ in Ajdabiyah

“LIVE AT FIVE – 04.08.11”

I Dig Getting Paid, But Which Is Cheaper: Five Months Pay Lost, Or ObamaCare?

I’m In Favor Of A Constitutional Convention, In A Few Years

Libya: ‘Obama’s Worst Failure to Date’

Democrats Draw the Line, Will Shut Down Government Over Planned Parenthood

Inventory The Pitchforks And Torches, And Stand By, Patriots

Let’s Laugh Now: Palin Edges Huckabee Among Mississippi Segregationists?

Thad McCotter On The House Floor With A Rock Reference So Old, Even Stacy McCain Gets It

Rep. Ryan Pulls Weekly GOP Address Duty

New Orleans, Again?

Not Trying to Play ‘True Conservative’ Here, But the Budget Deal Is a Problem

A Rasher Of Bacon As A Unit Of Measure

Bad To Worse For Libyan Rebels

Cry Havoc! And Let Slip Jim Moran

Word Of The Day: Creeptastic

More On Lindsey Graham (Don’t Speak Those Four Words Too Quickly)

Top linkers for last week:

  1. (tied) Lonely Conservative and That Mr. G Guy (15)
  2. Da Tech Guy (8)
  3. Little Miss Attila (7)
  4. (tied) Maggie’s Notebook, Pirate’s Cove, and POWIP (6)
  5. Republican Redefined (5)

Thanks to all for linking, and especially to those Blogspot bloggers who made the extra effort to mail in their linkagery. You, too, can be numbered among the worthy! Send an e-mail to Wombat-socho with “FMJRA” or “Shameless Blogwhoring” in the subject line by April 16 and be included in next week’s roundup!