Science Validates Bible

To a fundamentalist, there was kind of a “well, duh” reaction to this recent headline:

Studies Show Jews’ Genetic Similarity

It’s scarcely surprising to learn that members of an ethno-religious group — whose ancient scriptures advocate endogamy and proscribe marrying outside the group — would be genetically similar. What I didn’t realize, however, was that some revisionist historians have cast doubt on the Biblical geneaology of the Jews:

The two genome surveys . . . refute the suggestion made last year by the historian Shlomo Sand in his book “The Invention of the Jewish People” that Jews have no common origin but are a miscellany of people in Europe and Central Asia who converted to Judaism at various times.

So, for those of you keeping score:

Genesis, Exodus, etc. . . . . . 1
Revisionist historians . . . .  0

UPDATE: If you go back and read Genesis, you find that when Abraham’s son was ready to marry, Abraham — a native of Mesopotamia, which is modern Iraq — was horrified to think that his son Isaac would be married to a woman from one of the tribes of Canaan. So Abraham sent his servant back to Mesopotamia, where he found Rebekah — who, as it turned out, was the granddaughter of Abraham’s brother Nahor. So it was that Isaac married his own cousin or, to be geneaologically specific, his first cousin once removed. (Genesis 24.)

This custom was continued into the next generation, when Isaac forbade Jacob to marry a Canaanite woman, sending him to take a wife from “the daughters of Laban thy mother’s sister.” (Genesis 28). In one of the famous stories of the Bible, Jacob fell in love with Rachel but was tricked into also marrying her older sister Leah. Jacob fathered children by both wives, as well as by their servant girls Bilhah and Zilpah (Genesis 29-30). Jacob’s children were the original patriarchs of the “Twelve Tribes” of Israelites. By the time they entered Egypt, they numbered just “70 souls” but in the course of just a few generations they became so numerous that the Egyptian pharoah feared them (Exodus 1).

Given that Jacob was the ancestor of all of them, and that most of the 12 patriarchs were also the sons of Rachel and Leah — sisters who were Jacob’s cousins — then the original pattern of endogamy would have created very distinctive genetic traits among these Israelites. The sojourn in Egypt lasted 430 years (Exodus 12:40) during which they were socially distinct, marrying amongst themselves.

By the time of the first numbering at Mt. Sinai (Numbers 1), there were more than 600,000 Israelite men of military age — all descended from the line of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob and, for the most part, also matrilineally descended from Abraham’s family via Leah and Rachel. At any rate, all were descended from those original “70 souls” and, the custom of marrying within the group being well-established, you can see what a genetically close-knit tribe it was that made its way through the Wilderness back to Canaan.

If they increased from “70 souls” to 600,000 men of war — counting women, children and old men, certainly well more than 2 million total — in less than 500 years, these Exodus-era Israelites would have left a large, clear genetic “brand” among their descendants. Even allowing for intermarriage and assimilation of converts, the DNA traits of the patriarchs would remain clearly evident, and this is what recent research appears to verify.

Why would revisionist historians wish to imagine that this biblical geneaology was false? Why would Professor Sand assert that “Jews have no common origin”? Very simple:

Professor Sand . . . candidly states his aim is to undercut the Jews’ claims to the land of Israel by demonstrating that they do not constitute “a people,” with a shared racial or biological past.

Tough luck, Professor. I believe the word is, “Oy!”

Good Old-Fashioned American Hate!

America used to be a great country. Alas, we don’t make TV commercials like this anymore:

Hey, don’t blame me. It’s got nearly 2 million YouTube views.

(Hat-tip: Dan Collins via Twitter.)

UPDATE: When America was a great country, little girls just wanted to play dress-up and be pretty like Barbie — and nobody thought there was anything wrong with that!

UPDATE II: You know what else? When America was a great country, we had big steel cars with V-8 engines and tailfins!

Why don’t we have great cars like that anymore? Liberals!

UPDATE III: Now? Hallmark pulls talking greeting card from shelves because NAACP says “black holes” sounds like “black whores.” I kid you not.

A. Because He’s Black, That’s Why

Q. Why did Alvin Greene win the Democratic primary for Senate in South Carolina with the same percentage of the vote as Barack Obama?

Do I think that putting an accused sexual predator on the Democratic primary ballot was a GOP dirty trick?

Yes, I do.

But a much better question is this: Do I think that getting an accused sexual predator on the Democratic primary ballot was a brilliant GOP dirty trick?

Oh, hell yes.

And is Keith Olbermann an obnoxious a–hole?

UPDATE: How . . . “perplexing“:

The campaign of defeated Democratic Senate candidate Vic Rawl has assembled a team of national academic experts to review Tuesday’s perplexing South Carolina primary results . . .

If any Republican ever suggested something “perplexing” in an election won by a black man? Raaaaacism!

‘Bottles of Hope’

Shreveport blogger Pat Austin admires the resourcefulness, ingenuity and good humor of her fellow Louisianans:

As awful as this oil spill is, they’re finding ways to fight back, and often keeping a sense of humor about it. The entrepreneurial spirit is alive and well.
Kevin Voisin of Houma is selling limited edition bottles of Louisiana seawater with BP crude in it for $1000. Voisin and his family own an oyster business and are now out of work. He’s doing the bottles in his warehouse and only making a limited number of them with proceeds going to help fishermen who are now out of work.

Order your “Bottles of Hope” now.

‘Marco Rubio Gets It’ on Israel

That’s from Jennifer Rubin at Commentary, who calls the Florida Republican Senate candidate’s speech yesterday “frankly the best speech on Israel since George W. Bush went to the Knesset.” The text of the speech is online and includes some important points:

We are in the midst of an all out, concerted global effort to delegitimize Israel’s right to exist. . . .
If Israel’s right to self-defense is undermined by efforts to lift its legal and necessary blockade of Gaza, which serves to stop Hamas from arming itself with deadly weapons, there will be lasting consequences not only for Israel, but also for the U.S. and the entire world. . . .
We should always remember that the obstacle to peace isn’t Israel; it is Palestinian extremists and Islamic terrorists who will not accept the Jewish State.

Which is exactly right. I am not anti-Arab and not even really anti-Islam, except insofar as Islam is intolerant toward Christianity and/or used as a rationale for violence. Nor am I one of those who, as Russell Kirk said of certain neoconservatives, mistake Tel Aviv for the capital of the United States. Yet the political, military and diplomatic reality is exactly as Marco Rubio describes it:

Israel’s enemies are or will soon be America’s enemies as well. They are emboldened every time they sense any sort of daylight between the United States and Israel.

It must be noted, in this context, that Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn are supporters of the “Free Gaza” movement. This exemplifies the radical roots of anti-Israel activism in the West. One of the forgotten details of the history of the Weather Underground is that, in their manifestos, Ayers and his terrorist buddies consistently expressed solidarity with the PLO:

SELF-DETERMINATION FOR THE PALESTINIAN PEOPLE! U.S. OUT OF THE MIDEAST! END AID TO ISRAEL!

The Democratic Party is now dominated by the ideological soulmates of Sirhan Sirhan. Radicals like Ayers supported the PLO for the same reason they supported the Vietcong: Any enemy of America is a friend to those who hate America.

Bill Ayers doesn’t support Hamas because of any concern for the well-being of Palestinians, any more than Ayers supported the Black Panthers out of empathy for black people. Ayers hates America, and the violent extremists he supports are mere proxies for that fundamental hatred which is the essence of Ayers’ radicalism.

What is the purpose and effect of such radicalism? To undermine and weaken the United States. Marco Rubio nailed it:

In every incident, every pronouncement and every action related to Israel, enemies like Iran, Hamas and Hezbollah look for signs of weakness in America’s support as an invitation to undermine Israel and move one step closer to her destruction. The stronger the U.S.-Israel alliance, the stronger the moderate, pro-U.S. elements in the Arab world will be. If the U.S. shows itself to be an unreliable ally to Israel, moderate Arab states will take note that they cannot trust the U.S. to be a reliable friend for them either.

This goes back to my childhood memories of the Vietnam War. Back then, peaceniks were always whining about  corruption in the Saigon government and saying that the U.S. was propping up an undemocratic regime. Yet the insuperable argument for defending South Vietnam was that they were our ally, and for America to abandon an ally in time of crisis would be an open invitation for America’s enemies to attack our allies everywhere.

If America is not a reliable ally, soon America will have no allies.

Marco Rubio gets it. Read the rest of his speech.

UPDATE: Linked by Ed Driscoll — thanks!

Miley Cyrus Shows Her Underwear

The 17-year-old’s post-Disney sluttification continues:

Miley Cyrus put on a display of sheer daring while shooting a video clip in LA yesterday.
The 17-year-old star was spotted running barefoot around a car park in a transparent sundress that revealed her cream bra and knickers.  . . .
In a scene that might make her Australian boyfriend, actor Liam Hemsworth, squirm just a little, she was also seen passionately kissing a handsome male co-star.

Hey, at least it wasn’t another fake-lesbian kiss. We’re probably just a few years from Miley paying her bodyguard to watch her run around naked. Oh, and if you think slutty celebrity behavior doesn’t influence kids, watch this clip from the “Today” show:

Who ever imagined that the first person to say the “c-word” to Meredith Vieira on live TV would be a 13-year-old girl?

Christine O’Donnell: RINO Killer

Every conservative says they hates RINOs. How do you stop two-faced backstabbers like Arlen Specter and Charlie Crist from taking over the GOP and giving voters a choice between a liberal Democrat and a liberal Republican?

What you need is a RINO killer, and they’ve got one in Delaware named Christine O’Donnell. She’s taking on the GOP establishment’s hand-picked RINO choice, Mike Castle. She was recently interviewed at Red State:

This is a fight for the heart and soul of not only the Country but the Republican party as well. We’re fighting against the worst “Republican” in recent memory. He has sided with the Democrats 70% of the time, and gets a failing grade from a host of organizations including the NRA, CFG, and many others. Are we really satisfied with a liberal politician solely because he has an “R” after his name? I don’t think so. And, to take him out, we need to come together, get out the message, get people to the polls, and get the donations we’ll need to cross the state of Delaware to educate people on what is really at stake in this race.

Smitty blogged about Christine O’Donnell in March. Da Tech Guy was impressed and  Bob Belvedere issued a “Major Babe Alert.”

It’s three months until the September primary, and this lady could make a huge difference. The problem is that Mike Castle has big RINO money, and the O’Donnell campaign doesn’t. The answer?

MONEY BOMB!

She’s halfway to her $10,000 goal. If all you can give is $10 or $20, give it now. Every little bit helps.

RINO-KILLER MONEY BOMB!

Do it. Do it now.