His Fedora Still Travels

Posted on April 11, 2010Comments

NEW ORLEANS — As Smitty noted yesterday, Da Tech Guy continues his standing offer to travel anywhere to cover a story for $1,000 a week plus expenses. He was kind enough to extend the loan of his casual fedora — my favorite from the Scott Brown campaign we covered together — which has made several guest appearances here at the Southern Republican Leadership Conference.

Andrew Breitbart and the fedora.

Herman Cain and the fedora.

Please, help Da Tech Guy find the story that will allow him to travel as widely as his fedora has been traveling lately. Other assignments beckon me soon, but I sure wish y’all would send Da Tech Guy down to Savannah to cover the Ray McKinney campaign. It just so happens that the campaign has been making news lately, and Ray has two Republican primary opponents who might like to be interviewed by the founder of the Fedora Brotherhood.

Rule 5 Sunday

Posted on April 11, 2010April 10, 2010Comments

by Smitty

Rule 5 Sunday dawns, and we’re less than seven months from what will arguably the most anticipated mid-term election in American history. But lets halt the nail biting long enough for a refreshing look at the positive things in life.

The Daley Gator informs me of a couple of oversights.
Thoughts of Fei, new to the Rule 5 scene, features Jordin Sparks, from last week. Megyn Kelly this week. A week is like a year on internet time, but I do catch up the Gmail Rule 5 bin eventually.
The Pirate’s Cove had another great classic pinup, and then a photo essay on modern Dorothy hotties.
Uncoverage has another round of woment and guns, with videos.
TrogloPundit catches up with Erin Andrews on Dancing With The Stars. Then, not to come off as a stalker or anything, he catches Jessica Simpson without makeup. There was also a sweater puppy sighting. And Trog wore rather publicly his disappointment at not being considered for number nine.
Dustbury catches Megan Fox in red with a spike of some sort.
Waxing Erratic has a fine roundup of mostly armed anime-ish ladies.
Proof Positive features Lana Turner. And then some thoughts on staying current. Also,
Victoria Silvstedt. Tidying up the Women of PETA to be safe for work is a profound Rule 5 commitment. Just please forbear on the Women of PEAT, as we don’t want to get bogged down in dirty puns.
Fishersville Mike features Kathryn Scott.
GrEaT sAtAn”S gIrLfRiEnD breaks down the Middle East for you with a trio of hotties.
American Power reports with some Britney Spears. I know that the paparazzi in the background isn’t Stacy McCain. Is it?
Dustbury found one he liked amidst a bunch of Gisele shots. And then Zooeypalooza 2!.
The Mind Numbed Robot takes the pain of house licenses with a brunette.
Three Beers Later briefly considers Middle Eastern sects.
Yankee Phil caught up on Nancy Kerrigan news. Also, the Portland ladies airing it out. I will not link the Streisand Effect post I put up on the topic for safety reasons.
The Eye of Polyphemus turns its balefullness on Gwyneth Paltrow
The Classic Liberal features Katy Perry and a school reform discussion.
Paco Enterprises recalls Ertha Kitt.
Nation of Cowards featured Stormy Daniels.
Bluegrass Pundit featured a clip of hot Republican women.
No Sheeples Here submitted Sarah with a better point about BHO’s policy than Tina Fey’s SNL stylings. Tina does a technically good job of impersonating Sarah, but manages to look a propaganda tool in the process.

Below the Tear Line of Shame we put pictures of scandal fodder.

Jumping in Pools featured some Rachel Uchitel.

New Orleans: Random Man on the Street, and More News You Can Abuse

Posted on April 11, 2010April 11, 2010Comments

NEW ORLEANS — When everybody’s going for the Big Story in the pack-journalism scrum — Romney wins SRLC straw poll! Ron Paul says wacky stuff! — my counter-intuitive instinct is to look for offbeat angles that nobody else reports.

What an amazing coincidence, huh? And ladies, there’s good news:

So even though conservative heart-throbs like Marco Rubio, Scott Brown and myself are all happily married, there’s still hope for you lonely right-wing gals looking for the Republican man of your dreams (and Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s worst nightmares). He’s a successful entrepreneur — IYKWIMAITYD — and his name is Brian Reilly for Congress.

Kind of weird how so many of these random man-on-the-street types down here in New Orleans all have the same last name, “for Congress.” Quaint local custom, I suppose . . .

Two Shot Dead in New Orleans; UPDATE: Seven Wounded; Who Will Sully Blame?

Posted on April 10, 2010April 11, 2010Comments

NEW ORLEANS — “Honey, I’ve got good news,” I told my wife in a phone conversation a few minutes ago. “I’m still alive.”

The news wasn’t so good for two people four blocks away from where I was having dinner Saturday night:

The New Orleans Police Department is investigating a 9:15 p.m. shooting in the 700 block of Canal Street, near the corner of Royal Street, according to authorities.
There are reportedly multiple victims.
The French Quarter Festival, parts of which went on Saturday not far from the scene of the shooting, was scheduled to wrap up at 9 p.m. It is not yet known who the victims are, and no other details are immediately available. . . .

The only detail that is immediately available is that I’m alive and well. And my wife is happy about that. Because she has reserved the exclusive right to shoot me dead, a right that she has not yet chosen to exercise. And that’s also good news.

UPDATE: CNN reports:

Two gunmen remain on the loose after a shooting in New Orleans, Louisiana that left seven people wounded, authorities said.
The shootings took place Saturday night, right after the French Quarter festival, which featured weekend musical performances on different stages.
Six of the victims were bystanders, police said.
A 17-year-old man was the intended target and suffered chest injuries, a spokesman for the New Orleans Police Department said. He was one of two teens injured.

Obviously, this crime was committed by enraged Tea Party activists who had been watching Glenn Beck and were incited to murder by Sarah Palin’s SRLC speech. Or at least that’s Andrew Sullivan’s theory, pending an FBI investigation.

Blogging As An Exchange Of Nerve Treading

Posted on April 10, 2010April 10, 2010Comments

by Smitty

Cassandra at Villainous Company returns the favor with an ugly stereotype:

In all fairness, the biggest proponents of the “that’s all we ever think about and we can’t control ourselves” meme tend to be … men. Why do guys talk about themselves that way?

A few points:

The fact that the word ‘meme‘ is employed to talk about this ties the discussion to the contemporary assault on our culture.
Boys, of all ages, cannot quit talking about their libido.
Men, in stark contrast, while certainly able to discuss the human condition upon occasion, understand the “less is more” rule.

Monty Python, of course, delivers the definitive sketch on the topic:

Boys may, but men do not feel envy for Jesse James, Tiger Woods, Mark Sanford, et. al.: real men are not dogs, spraying their seed about. The Hollyweird-driven notion that men are indeed stupid dogs, treating manhood and sexuality like some crass video game, using female flesh as some sort of assisted masturbation device and then abandoning their offspring, is not without merit. But there is an observer problem at work here; maturing an infantile society, where good taste is mocked as an anachronism, is not helped by perpetuating stereotypes.

So, Cassandra, I’ve taken your brief, casual remark and went much further with it that you intended. I apologize in advance for taking a small statement and going on a bit of a tear. But I think the point important.

Da Tech Guy And The Travelling Fedora Show

Posted on April 10, 2010April 10, 2010Comments

by Smitty

Da Tech Guy who, it is fair to say, blogged everyone else at CPAC ’10 into the dust, has an announcement and details for his splendid blogging road show.

Having had the privilege of hosting him here at my modest abode, I will say that I can’t think of a more warm, genuine person than DTG. So, if there is an event or political race that could benefit from high-quality reporting at a substantial cost avoidance, do consider getting in touch with this fellow and working the details.

Stacy McCain Is A Herman Cain Fanatic

Posted on April 10, 2010April 10, 2010Comments

by Smitty

I was talking to Stacy on my way home, and he was quite enthusiastic about a Herman Cain speech down at the Southern Republican Leadership Conference. In particular, Stacy said, a passage on the Constitution was extremely well received.

OK, I didn’t know who the gentleman was, either, but I do like what he has to say as of three weeks ago to Megyn Kelly:

A quick Wikipedia glance reveals that the man has a clue, and then some. Here is his web page. A West/Cain ticket in 2012? Far worse things have happened, and recently.

At any rate, Stacy was off to a certain location in the hotel to score an interview with Mr. Cain, so watch this post for exclusive video, or Stacy is a Charles Johnson fan.

While awaiting the exclusive video, The Right Scoop has the speech Stacy was on about, with much thanks to Jill:

Fantastic Mint Juleps Revive Americans

Posted on April 10, 2010April 10, 2010Comments

by Smitty

This week’s FMJRA salutes intrepid road warrior Stacy McCain, going that extra couple hundred miles to bring that crucial back story as only he can:
LIVE from Orleans Parish!

President Heartsleeve

After making an ass of himself with a private citizen over nuclear opinions, this is my new name for BHO. Maybe there will be a parody tune to Greensleeves at some point.
If You Can’t Bedazzle With Brains, Baffle With Bacon Sandwich

The Price of Press-Corps Fellatio