Screw Pluribus: Unum

by Smitty

Ace seems kind of worried about Einstein, the shiny new data omnivore soon to be devouring an email box all too near you.

Yukon Axis of Evil illuminati industrial intelligence mailbomb Bush Wired AMEMB Aldergrove Ft. Bragg BLU-114/B rs9512c UMTS security BROMURE FSF

First of all, not having seen line #1 of the code, I’d like to start the rumor that this is all stuff that once found Admiral Poindexter in shoal water with no way on. SWO joke.
Second of all, increasing the noise-to-signal ratio is a fine response to the notion that this Federal government to which power was delegated somehow owns us. As this post is an emacs composition, I’ll just drop in another output from spook function:

asset constitution Majic Sears Tower weapons of mass destruction enemy of the state Baranyi Kennedy underground NASA military interception Kosovo counter intelligence John Kerry

The Founding Fathers said: E PLURIBUS UNUM. Progressivism says “Screw Pluribus: Unum”.

POTUS Ain’t Naked:
He’s Channeling Rick James

by Smitty

Kenneth G. Davenport is all exercised about the WSJ editorial that prints Paul Ryan’s devastating review of the Senate healthcare legislation. Trifecta also covered Ryan here. But this is by no means an “emperor’s new clothes” moment. Heck, no. This is a Rick James moment, beeotch.

You might have seen this [NSFW] Dave Chapelle clip of the “Unity” incident:

The song mentioned in the Chapelle clip is exactly what’s missing in the Democratic Party to pass ObamaCare. Imagine Barack crooning this over the phone to recalcitrant Democratic Party representatives:

Unity:
Brother, sister,
There’s got to be,
Uuuuuuniiiiiity.
Yeeeeeeahhh.
Unity.
Unity’s what missing in our
Liiiiiiiiiives.
Can’t you see?
Wee need looooooove.
A little word of confidence.
Every now and then.
A little hoooonesty,
And trust among us.
A little love and harmony,
And there’ll surely be,
Some unity,
Unity,
Unity.
(Unity)

Just keep croonin’, Barack: you’ll get there.

Update: much affection to No Sheeples Here for the ‘shop. But how does Carol mention Malignant Narcissism without playing the Rush card?

Update II: The plot thickens, getting close to pea soup consistency, over at the PuffHo:

President Obama began his meeting with leading House progressives by bringing in a letter from an Ohio woman who wrote him to say that her skyrocketing premiums will soon cause her to lose her health insurance.

“It was a very serious, low-key discussion. If this was a piano, you’re hearing very deep chords here,” said one member who asked for anonymity.

Obama argued to the group of progressive members that his health care reform bill should be looked at as the foundation of reform, that can be built on in the future. He asked them to help gather votes for the final health care battle and promised that as soon as the bill was signed into law, he’d continue to push to make it stronger. But in a matter of weeks, he stressed, he could sign into law legislation that would lead to 31 million new people being insured, including the woman who wrote him.

It has been surprising to some people that he is still fighting for health care reform, Obama told the group. “He said, and I think he’s absolutely right, that a lot of people, I think, are surprised at his persistence that in some ways this health care reform has been lifted from the near dead to becoming a reality in the next couple of weeks,” said Rep. Jan Schakowsky (D-Ill.). “He said, quite specifically, that what we could say to people was that once the bill passes the president made a commitment to work to make improvements down the road.”

Shag me gently with a chainsaw. Who’s down with OTP?

Married at 10? Divorced at 12? Hey, Who Wants to Play ‘Guess Which Religion’?

If you guessed “Lutheran,” try again:

Nujood is a Yemeni girl . . . 

(Doggone, I was going to guess “Belgian.”)

. . . and it’s no coincidence that Yemen abounds both in child brides and in terrorists . . . 

(Beware of the Utah Liberation Front!)

For Nujood, the nightmare began at age 10 when her family told her that she would be marrying a deliveryman in his 30s. . . .

(I’m guessing the deliveryman was Methodist, right?)

Her new husband forced her to drop out of school (she was in the second grade) because a married woman shouldn’t be a student. . . .

(Typical patriarchal Methodist!)

Nujood’s father asked the husband not to touch her until a year after she had had her first menstrual period. But as soon as they were married, she writes, her husband forced himself on her. . . .

(Methodists don’t take “no” for an answer.)

Yemeni journalists turned Nujood into a cause célèbre, and she eventually won her divorce. The publicity inspired others, including an 8-year-old Saudi girl married to a man in his 50s, to seek annulments and divorces. . . .

(Saudi Methodists — the worst kind.)

At first, Nujood’s brothers criticized her for shaming the family. . . .

(No self-respecting Yemeni Lutheran would get divorced.)

There are a couple of reasons countries that marginalize women often end up unstable. First, those countries usually have very high birth rates . . .

(Pre-pubescent girls can’t get pregnant, but the time to explain that to a Yemeni Methodist deliveryman is probably not on his wedding night.)

Second, those countries also tend to practice polygamy and have higher death rates for girls. That means fewer marriageable women — and more frustrated bachelors to be recruited by extremists. . . .

Polygamy and extremism — these are frequently occuring problems among fundamentalist Methodists. But maybe you noticed something kind of interesting here:

Not once in the entirety of his 807-word column did Nicolas Kristof name the religion of Nujood and her ex-husband.

Wonder why that is?

Red State’s Erick Erickson Endorses
Rick Barber in AL2 House Race

The Tea Party-backed candidate is added to Erickson’s “Candidates I’m Supporting” list, and Barber’s Web site quotes his statement:

“Rick has the support of the grassroots in the district, which we are seeing more and more is going to make the difference in a close race.  It’s not that his opponent is the establishment person.  It’s that the grassroots trust and like Rick for who they know him to be and what they know he will do.  He’s the type of candidate everyone always says they want to run. Well, he is.  We should support him.”

Democratic “Blue Dog” incumbent Rep. Bobby Bright is bragging that his own poll shows him beating the Republican establishment’s handpicked candidate, Martha Roby, and Continue reading Red State’s Erick Erickson Endorses
Rick Barber in AL2 House Race
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Union-Endorsed Politician Caught in Drunk Driving Scandal: Is This News?

State Sen. Roy Ashburn’s contributions from California labor unions raised eyebrows last year, but now that he’s been busted for DUI all that anyone seems to care about is that Ashburn is a Republican:

The veteran Kern County lawmaker was spotted weaving at about 2 a.m. Wednesday and was pulled over, said Sgt. Rick Campbell of the CHP in Sacramento.
He had bloodshot, watery eyes and smelled of alcohol, Campbell said, and completed a field sobriety test at the scene, at 13th and L streets, Campbell said.
Campbell said the black Chevrolet Tahoe Ashburn was driving was a state car. He said an adult male was also in the vehicle but since he was not arrested, the CHP wouldn’t release much information about him. . . .

And the report that Ashburn was drunk-driving home from a gay nightclub in Sacramento? Maybe Ashburn is a California version of what Floridians call a “Charlie Crist Republican.” NTTAWWT.

Whatever the facts of the case, Ashburn is still one dead campaign aide short of a “Camelot legacy.” Mary Jo Kopechne could not be reached for comment.

Senator Bunning In USA Today

by Smitty (h/t Drudge)

What a near-display of courage from Senator Bunning:

I have been serving the citizens of Kentucky for nearly 24 years in Washington.

…begins the article, which gets into the details of PayGo and the sudden desire to fix things on the way out.  Then the Senator concludes:

After four legislative days of impasse, I reached a supposed deal with Majority Leader Reid to have an up-or-down vote on a pay-for amendment that would fully fund the legislation and not add to the debt. Only minutes before the vote, Democrats used a parliamentary maneuver to set aside my amendment and not vote on the actual substance of it. Only in Washington could this happen. The Democrats did not want to vote on my amendment because they knew they were in the wrong and ignored their own rules. Hypocrisy again rules the day in Washington.
I have 40 grandchildren, and I want them to grow up in a country where they have all of the same opportunities I had as a child. I fear that they will not have those opportunities if Washington continues on its course of spending without paying for it. We are at over $12 trillion in debt. I know many Americans sit around their kitchen table and make the tough decisions. It is time for the politicians in Washington to do the same.

Props for the grandchildren, but did things just suddenly go pear-shaped since Ronald Reagan departed the pattern, and you showed up?  No, the fiscal tumor has grown all that time, Senator.
The Moderate Voice was anything but:

For a week, his one-man obstructionism abusing Senate rules cost taxpayers additional money than originally set out by blocking a temporary extension of unemployment and insurance benefits, forcing a 21% cut of Medicare repayments to doctors and halting construction on infrastructure construction projects.

Let’s call it the Bunning Principle for lack of a better description. His methods arriving there proved his madness.

It was akin to the commissioner of the National Football League stopping a game in progress and changing the rules.

Bunning may have been following Senate rules but he arbitrarily took a “pay as you go” policy measure he voted against and helped defeat and then had the gall to invoke this phantom ghost on a unanimous consent vote to extend the unemployment, et.al. measure.

Trying to explain Bunning’s behavior has elicited prime time entertainment hilarity in hypocrisy. We’ve all heard it. He voted on numerous occasions in favor of the Bush administration unfunded tax cuts, Medicare prescription plan and two wars. Reasonable people ask, “Why now?”

Our resident psychiatrist, Dr. Clarrisa Pinkola Estes, suggests Bunning fits the broad parameters of being mentally unstable.

It is possible we have a 78-year-old psycho in the Senate that we can point to with some confidence.

Can we invoke Sir Robin?

The Ballad of Brave Sir Robin

Bravely bold Sir Bunning rode forth from Kentucky.
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Bunning!
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Bunning!
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken;
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away;
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Bunning!

His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen–

If Senator Bunning is the overture to a period of pedantic pettifoggery from the GOP to run out the legislative clock, then fine. While stupid, one must admit that intelligent dialog has been rather a wash in the face of Progress.

But so long as the thief has latitude to steal, the Federal Government is just going to continue the pillaging. So, Senator Bunning, one wonders what your suggestions are for structural changes to remove the opportunity for kleptocracy.  The only good thing going on these days is that bloggers seem increasingly conscious of the problem, and not content to just swap jackasses as an attempted solution.