Oh. My. God.

Just when you think Andrew Sullivan can’t possibly go further off the deep end, he manages to surprise you. When someone put this on Twitter — “Andrew Sullivan hits new low in attacking Palin” — I thought they were joking. Surely his new low couldn’t actually be lower than his old low? Foolish naivete!

At what point does Andrew Sullivan’s derangement over Sarah Palin and his bizarre conspiracy theories about how her son was really birthed by her daughter become an issue for an otherwise respectable publication such as The Atlantic? If his employers don’t take action over this blog post of his, then we’re totally through the looking glass.

Read the whole thing.

UPDATE: Best Ace-on-Sully beatdown evah? It’s like Sonny Corleone on Carlo . . . except in this case Carlo’s an AIDS-infected dopehead foreigner who should be deported immediately.

UPDATE II: Almost forgot there’s a Facebook group:

Concerned Patriotic Americans Committee to Deport Andrew Sullivan

We Feel Your Pain. Really. We Do.

Bwaaahahahahaha!

Earlier that morning, CBS News executives and bureau chiefs, led by senior vice president Linda Mason, told their employees that 2009 had been a disastrous year in the ad market. They had no cable operation to buoy the sinking revenues. It’s not you, was the message, it’s us. Dozens of employees — including staff members in D.C., San Francisco, Miami, London, Los Angeles and Moscow — were being let go. The changes were effective immediately. There would be no buyouts. According to one longtime staff member, the network had long ago negotiated away most of the severance clauses in staff members’ contracts.
But in the end, the cuts were surprisingly deep. By Monday afternoon, staffers from Washington to L.A. were sputtering in disbelief as they heard of top producers on the chopping block.

“Add these to the jobs not saved category.” I think I just heard General Westmoreland‘s ghost laughing at that joke.

Post-Mortem: CSI Illinois

Dan Riehl says he doesn’t want to engage in hindsight recriminations over the Illinois gubernatorial campaign. As I explained at The American Spectator in the wee hours this morning, the evident narrow victory for state Sen. Bill Brady appears to be a less-bad outcome for conservatives, however disappointing it may be for Adam Andrzejewski’s Tea Party supporters.

In addressing what he sees as a failure of the conservative blogosphere, Riehl writes:

Brady never did make it on our radar.

OK, so whose fault was that? I didn’t see any online activism from the Brady campaign. Maybe Brady’s operatives figured they could win without New Media coverage — and, at this point, who can argue with that calculation? — but if they wanted to generate such coverage, they didn’t make any discernible effort.

Meanwhile, Andrzejewski had Tea Party activists who were employing social networking tools to spread their message. And near the end of the campaign (a bit too late, probably) they engaged the services of a very strong New Media team. An extra week’s advance notice of the Lech Walesa Tea Party appearance in Chicago would have been priceless. But rather than try explaining Andrzejewski, let’s let Brady explain his own victory:

“It’s clean break from the politics of the past,” Brady said. “We’re going to go on to victory in November.” . . .
“Our strategy was simple,” said Brady, the only downstate candidate. “We were running against five, six Chicago guys. We needed to solidify our base. But we did that 11 months ago by deciding we had to build the strongest grassroots effort this state has ever seen.”

Second-guessing campaign strategies is a fascinating sport. However, if there is any New Media takeaway from the Illinois gubernatorial primary, it is this: Campaigns would be wise to engage the blogosphere early in the election cycle, rather than to treat online outreach as an afterthought. (My friend JSF at Valley of the Shadow has been trying to explain this to the California GOP.)

You’ll excuse me for not writing a complete thesis on this subject, but I’m in a hurry today. Tomorrow evening, I’m expected at dinner in Birmingham, Ala., and it’s a 14-hour drive.

The Same Reason I Didn’t Attend Obama’s State of the Union Speech

“I don’t go because it has become so partisan, and it’s very uncomfortable for a judge to sit there. And there’s a lot you don’t hear on T.V. — the catcalls, the whooping and hollering, under-the-breath comments. . . . So we decided not to go. Some members continued to go and that’s fine, but one of the consequences is that now the court becomes part of the conversation, if you want to call it that, in the speech.”
— Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas

What’s the Matter with Kansas Massachusetts?

From the BBC, of all places:

The Republicans’ shock victory in the election for the US Senate seat in Massachusetts meant the Democrats lost their supermajority in the Senate. This makes it even harder for the Obama administration to get healthcare reform passed in the US.
Political scientist Dr David Runciman gives his view on why there is often such deep opposition to reforms that appear to be of obvious benefit to voters. . . .

Dr. Runciman, of course, gets around to citing Thomas “What’s the Matter with Kansas” Frank, but not before he gets to this misleading statistic:

In Texas, where barely two-thirds of the population have full health insurance and over a fifth of all children have no cover at all, opposition to the legislation is currently running at 87%.

Dr. Runciman is a political scientist and not an economist, and thus does not connect this fact with another fact, namely that Texas has a stronger economy than states dominated by liberalism. Furthermore, many of those uninsured in Texas are illegal immigrants and their children who (a) would be covered under ObamaCare, but (b) are ineligible to vote.

It evidently does not occur to Dr. Runciman that people — even very poor people — might have moral objections to redistributionist policies, which ObamaCare most certainly would be. Dr. Runciman (and others like him) can’t conceive that people take pride in earning their own wages and paying their own bills, and thus resent the smug insinuation that they can’t get by without government giveaways.

Rather than consulting the professoriate, perhaps the BBC should have asked me to explain this, as I did at the time of the TARP bailout:

Some years ago, I was asked to speak to a Christian homeschooling conference — my wife and I have homeschooled our six children — and during the question-and-answer session after the speech, I faced a question for which I was unprepared.
“How has your Christian faith influenced your political beliefs?”
This stunned me into silence for a second. Then I answered: “Well, I guess it comes down to that part about ‘Thou shalt not steal.'”
From there I proceeded to discuss the basic immorality of the welfare state, how it is wrong for government to take money that one man has worked for and give it to someone who hasn’t earned it.
Whereas transactions in a market economy are voluntary and peaceful, the actions of government are essentially coercive, backed with the threat of violence to those who disobey. What government does, it does “at the point of the bayonet,” so to speak. Therefore, the fearsome power of government ought to be constrained to limited and specific purposes — defending the life, liberty and property of citizens.
When government begins to meddle in the economy, picking winners and losers, using appropriations and fiscal policy to transfer money from one group of citizens to another, it divides society into two classes, taxpayers and tax consumers, punishing the former in order to reward the latter.
Such a policy is not merely misguided, it is immoral — indeed, it is sinful, as I told the Christian homeschoolers — and by displaying the spectacle of government engaging daily in legalized theft, the welfare state tends to corrupt the morals of its citizens.

Academics love to offer us nuanced theories of politics that flatter their own presumptions of superior wisdom. Yet the truth may be far simpler than the “experts” believe. What part of “Thou shalt not steal” is so hard to understand?

Alabama: ‘Things Going On’

I’m planning to leave late tonight or early Thursday for a shoe-leather reporting trip to Alabama. That rattling sound you hear is either the transmission of the 2004 KIA Optima or me shaking the tip-jar like Carmen Miranda’s maracas in a Cuban samba frenzy.

This trip continues the Grassroots-vs.-Establishment theme I’ve been covering for the past few months. There are several GOP primary campaigns in Alabama that have a Tea Party angle:

So that’s a full menu for a planned four-day trip. But while doing research for the Alabama trip I noticed another very interesting story:

Alabama’s two Republican U.S. senators are backing Luther Strange in his campaign for Alabama attorney general, a reversal from their past support for the incumbent, Troy King.
U.S. Sens. Richard Shelby and Jeff Sessions are featured guests at a Washington fundraiser for Strange next week, according to the invitation, and both offices on Tuesday praised Strange’s candidacy.

Two GOP senators turning against a Republican official in their own state? What could possibly explain that? Dan Riehl says, “It does seem a little weird.” A quick Google on Troy King turns up the fact that he was John McCain’s Alabama state campaign chairman in 2008 and . . . well, do your own Googling. It’s more than a little weird.

This adds that extra fear-and-loathing factor for my ‘Bama trip. We’ll see how much reporting I can cram into a four-day road-trip, since it’s at least a 14-hour drive there and 14 hours back again. Figure seven cups of coffee to get me down there (7 x $2 = $14) and another $14 to get back home, plus $50 for a carton of smokes. Oh, and $11 for a crowbar to pry my sweaty hands off the steering wheel when I’m done.

Once again, we borrow our post title from the esteemed poet Ronnie Van Zant:

If you don’t know what I mean,
Won’t you stand up and scream?
‘Cause there’s things goin’ on that you don’t know.