Up Late With Anna Maria Alberghetti

Insomnia struck last night. It was one of those rare nights when I’d gone to bed early, before my wife did, and when Mrs. Other McCain came to bed, she woke me up by trying to pry the TV remote out of my hand.

So then I was awake, and although I drifted off a couple of times, I ended up flipping around the channels until I found myself watching part of the 1957 romantic comedy Ten Thousand Bedrooms with Dean Martin and Anna Maria Alberghetti.

The plot is a silly trifle: Dean Martin is Ray Hunter, the owner of a worldwide hotel empire (thus the “bedrooms” of the title) who comes to Rome and falls in love with his young secretary Nina, played by Alberghetti. Alas, custom requires that the youngest daughter can’t marry until her older sisters are married, so Ray must find husbands for each of Nina’s three older sisters.

Like Where the Boys Are (1960), Ten Thousand Bedrooms is sort of a cultural time-capsule giving us a glimpse at the attitudes toward romance that prevailed in the Eisenhower era. Some might look askance at the pairing of Martin, who was 40 when the film was made, with the 21-year-old Alberghetti, but c’mon: It’s Dean Martin. What 21-year-old could object to being wooed by that romantic crooner?

I’d never heard of Alberghetti, who was perfectly lovely as the ingenue Nina. Curiosity got the better of me — “Who is that girl?” — and so I got out of bed and logged on to find out. She’s now 74, and Dean Martin’s been dead for more than 15 years, but weren’t they wonderful in 1957?

LIVE AT FIVE – 06.21.11

TOP NEWS
Obama To Announce Afghan Withdrawal Decision Today

Afghan forces in training

“He’s finalizing his decision. He’s reviewing his options.” Scale and pace of withdrawals to be announced in a speech tonight



Sen. McCain Blames Illegals For Arizona Wildfires
Predictable butthurt from pro-illegal orgs ensues

Despite Supremes, Lawyers Vow To Press On Against Wal-Mart
Failed class action to be replaced with appeals to EEOC, smaller/individual suits against the retail giant



POLITICS
Twenty-Year Ban Planned For Uranium Mining Near Grand Canyon

The Grand Canyon.

National Mining Association: “(The decision) is scientifically unsupportable and sets a troublesome precedent as we struggle to create jobs and meet more of our future energy needs with domestic fuels.”

Stalemates Lock Albany

Poll: Utahns Say It’s Time For Senator Hatch To Go

Huntsman’s Moderate Record To Be Scrutinized

State Takeover Of Failing Schools Just Part Of Governor’s Plans For Detroit

Student Visa Program Has New Rules, Same Problems

Romney Takes Flak For Failure To Sign Pro-Life Pledge

Supremes Kill Global Warming Suit 8-0



THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Asia Stocks Snap Four-Day Drop, Euro Gains
US Stocks Advance As Greek Debt Fears Ease; Dow Up 76
PNC To Buy Royal Bank Of Canada US Branches, Card Assets
Fitch Warns: US Must Raise Debt Ceiling By August 2 Or Lose AAA Rating
Sears Looking At DC Area For New HQ
Feds Sue Bankers Over Mortgage Bonds “Designed To Fail”
LulzSec, Anonymous Team Up, Plan Digital Destruction
DOJ Approves Microsoft’s Skype Buy
Facebook To Take Top Spot In Online Display Ad Market



SPORTS
Jack’s Back With The Fish

Jack McKeon, 80, prepares for his second tour as Marlins manager

Second-oldest manager in baseball, behind Hall of Fame A’s owner/manager Connie Mack
Jack McKeon To The Birth Of Baseball In Six Steps

Albert Pujols Out Six Weeks With Broken Wrist


Why Did Selig Reject The Dodgers/Fox Deal?

Yankees’ Nova Wins Third Consecutive Start As Reds Fall 5-3

Red Sox Rack Up 10 In 7th Against Padres

Zambrano Settles In As Cubs Rally By White Sox

Hamilton, Beltre Help Rangers Romp Past Astros

Key NFL Owners Meeting Starts Today

Timbermutts Hope Rubio Helps Fans Forget About Recent Draft Flubs



FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
“Green Mile” Actor Marries Barely Legal Singer

Doug Hutchinson and Courtney Stodden

“…we’re very much in love and want to get the message out there that true love can be ageless.”

The Breakup Of Michael Bay And Megan Fox

Hefner Finds His Rebound Girl

Paris Hilton, Cy Waits Call It Quits

WB Settles “Hangover II” Tattoo Lawsuit

Master P – Child Support Battle Begins

Amy Winehouse Falls Apart On Stage In Belgrade (Video)



FOREIGNERS
Syrian Forces Sweep Aleppo As Assad Promises Reform
44 Killed, 8 Injured In Karelia Plane Crash
Tunisia Convicts Former President
Sudan Pulls Out Of Abyei, Admits Ethiopian Peacekeepers
Israel, Turkey Attempt To Mend Rift With US Mediation



BLOGS & STUFF
American Digest: Jon Stewart – Schmuck, Putz, Liar, Fraud, Or All Four?
Matt Welch: What Do Ann Coulter And Slate Agree On?
Lonely Conservative: Politifact Says Jon Stewart’s Claims About Fox News Viewers Are False
Don Surber: Democrats = Religious Bigots
Power Line: Fast & Furious Backpedaling At DOJ
Legal Insurrection: Is Netroots Nation 2012 Hiding In Providence?
Blackfive: Like Watching a Car Wreck
Allahpundit: Bachmann Orders Ed Rollins To Apologize To Palin
Vodkapundit: Print It And they Will Come
James Taranto: Happy Donor’s Day!

— compiled by Wombat-socho

Conservative PAC Asks Law Enforcement to Investigate DOS Attack on Web Site

When the Turn Right USA political action committee (TRUSA-PAC) launched their controversial online video ad attacking Democratic congressional candidate Janice Hahn last week, TRUSA-PAC experienced a denial-of-service (DOS) attack that prevented people from reaching their Web site. Now the PAC is asking the FBI and other law enforcement agencies to investigate the hacker attack:

Turn Right USA PAC (TRUSA) has contacted the FBI and other organizations after being the subject of extended Denial of Service (DOS) attacks on June 15 and 16. They have been asked to determine whether the Democratic National Committee (DNC), the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee (DCCC), and/or the Janice Hahn campaign have hired, instructed or colluded with hackers in order to launch DOS attacks against not only TRUSA’s websites, but Ladd Ehlinger, Jr’s personal websites.
Less than 24 hours after TRUSA launched the world’s most controversial ad, the “Show Me Your Cash, B—h!” on youTube, TRUSA’s websites www.hahnshomeboyz.org and www.turnrightusa.org suffered prolonged and sustained DOS attacks until we blocked the offending IP address causing the problem.

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Wal-Mart Wins, Women Lose, Stocks Rise

The Supreme Court sided with Wal-Mart against a bunch of malcontents claiming “gender discrimination,” and the Dow Jones Industrial Average climbed 76 points.

Mere coincidence, I’m sure we’ll be told — the Wall Street rally is being attributed to encouraging news on the Greek debt crisis — but it seems to me that the court’s pimp-slap to the class-action tort-mongers had to be a welcome relief to Corporate America. Here’s a video from, of all places, Al-Jazeera:

‘It Appears He Was Drinking Heavily Before Climbing Behind the Wheel …’

. . . of his 2007 Porsche 911 GT3. And now Ryan Dunn, one of the young idiots who became famous for being famously stupid on the MTV series “Jackass,” has gone on to that Big Reality Show in the Sky:

The double fatal crash happened at about 2:38 a.m. on Route 322 near Pottstown Pike in West Goshen Township.
According to the police report obtained by CBS Philly, Ryan was driving his 2007 Porsche 911 GT3 when it crashed into a wooded area and burst into flames. Both Dunn and his passenger, who has not been positively identified, died as a result of injuries they sustained in the crash.

Over the guardrail, into the tree, fiery death. And I know you’ll be shocked to learn that police believe “speed may have been a contributing factor to the accident.”

Wow. Driving fast in a Porsche 911? Imagine that.

Also, at 12:15 a.m. — about two hours before the fatal crash — Dunn reportedly Tweeted a photo of himself drinking with two buddies.

UPDATE: Thanks to the commenter who called attention to this episode of BBC’s Top Gear, which points out that the Porsche 911’s rear-engine design makes the car prone to skidding sideways — a drifter’s dream — so that it was once notorious as “the Grim Reaper’s company car”:

While I’ve never driven a Porsche, I have taken a few curves at high speed. Doing so safely requires (a) fresh tires, (b) a car with a low center of gravity, and (c) a careful attention to the momentum/traction situation. Were I to hazard a guess as to how Dunn wrecked, I’d imagine he came up short on (c), and started losing traction before he realized he was going too fast for the curve. Whether he was drunk or merely tired at 2:30 in the morning, the Porsche 911 doesn’t seem to be the most forgiving sports car on the market. Here’s the Associated Press report of the fatal crash:

Why Is David Epstein Still a Columbia University Professor After Incest Plea?

Jackie Carrero and Mikey Zhong of the Columbia Spectator note that David Epstein is still employed as a political science professor at Columbia University, even after he copped a guilty plea (to the misdemeanor of “attempted incest”) in connection with a case that made headlines in December.

Epstein, who had used his blog at Huffington Post to attack Sarah Palin, was arrested and charged with having sex with his adult daughter. And, as was reported at the time, “according to the criminal complaint from the Manhattan District Attorney’s office, professor David Epstein’s incest was committed between July 2006 and June 2009 at a University Apartment Housing building on 120th Street.”

So (a) it went on for three years, and (b) it happened on university property.

Neither the university nor Epstein has commented on the case since his May 10 guilty plea, but the question remains: If a professor committed such a crime on university property, wouldn’t Columbia be justified in firing Epstein? Surely such behavior violates some aspect of university policy, and yet it appears that Epstein remains a full-time faculty member in good standing.

The mind boggles . . .

UPDATE: Welcome, Fox Nation readers!


WeinerGate: Who Is Starchild111?

At least one reader has complained that it’s time to move on from WeinerGate, and I’m entirely willing to do so — but the dadgum story won’t stop, and stuff just keeps popping up.

This “Betty and Veronica” mystery continues bubbling. The person whom Tommy Christopher dubbed “Betty” was  “Nikki Reid” a/k/a “Starchild111,” an alleged teenage girl who was one of Anthony Weiner’s Twitter correspondents. But no one can now verify her existence, and a New York Times report suggests that Nikki/Starchild was in fact some sort of sockpuppet honey-trap conjured up by Weiner’s enemies:

I’m just throwing this stuff out there, because now that the story is past the point of purely political interest — nobody’s partisan ox is going to be gored by further WeinerGate developments — it would be rather irresponsible to ignore the remaining loose threads.

Meanwhile, I will have no comment on the former Hillary Clinton intern who how has a new line of work. While I’m sure that some readers will be eager to research the young woman’s career in . . . er, the adult entertainment industry, I repeat that I have no comment.