It’s Like the ‘Reefer Madness’ of Sex

Don’t know where Laura W. found this trailer for the 1967 exploitation film Teenage Mother, but we are all eternally grateful she did:

After watching that atrocious dreck, I’m sure you’re asking yourself three questions:

  1. Were the 1960s really like that? — Of course not, no more so than life in 2011 is like movies in 2011. The tacky clothes and silly hairstyles were the most accurate part of the film.
  2. Was this really an ‘educational’ film, as the narrator declares at the end? — Of course not. This low-budget movie used the “educational” pitch as a type of promotion that also served to get it into small-town theaters, where managers might face community backlash if it were obvious they were just showing a cheap titilating “teen sex” picture.
  3. Whatever happened to the ‘star’ of this film? — Arlene Sue Farber, who was 19 when Teenage Mother was made, enjoyed modest success as an actress, and actually had a small part in an Academy Award winner, The French Connection, in 1971. Her last acting role was in 1976 and, according to IMDB, the now 63-year-old Farber was last reported to be living in California.

Permit me to observe that this monumentally stupid film, and its “educational” promotion, perpetuates the fundmental falsehood of all sex-education efforts: Namely, the belief that most sexual problems are caused by a lack of knowledge, rather than a lack of virtue.

Here we are, more than four decades later, when knowledge about sex has never been more readily available, and yet we have even more sexual problems than Americans had in 1967.

Wrong, Wrong, Wrong: Belated Notice of Charles Johnson’s Total Beclownment

During the 10 days of WeinerGate, I tried to focus as hard as I could on following the main thread of the story, which was more than enough for anyone to attempt as the scandal rapidly developed. However, along the way I couldn’t help but notice a few distractions off on the periphery. And I vowed that, once the truth was known, I’d take a little time to double back and tie up a few loose ends, e.g.:

“As soon as I heard about the ‘scandal’ involving Rep. Anthony Weiner, and saw it being pushed like crazy by fraudster Andrew Breitbart, I knew it would turn out to be yet another phony story. And that’s exactly what happened.”
— Charles Johnson, Little Green Footballs, May 30, 2011

Spoke a bit too soon, didn’t you, Charles? Your link was to a DKos conspiracy theory citing “sources” that were, alas, 100% wrong.

Now Breitbart’s scoop, which you called a “phony story,” is front-page news in the New York Times:

Weiner Faces Calls to Resign
and Tries to Make Amends

And you know who’s laughing hardest now, Charles?

Not me. Not Breitbart. It’s all those ex-Lizards you banned from LGF.

Joan Walsh: ‘I Look Kind of Stupid’

“The lying is what disturbs me. He implicated a lot of us. I gave him the benefit of the doubt, let’s just say that. And, you know, I look kind of stupid. But on the other hand . . .”

No, ma’am. There is no “other hand.”

You falsely accused Andrew Breitbart of “savaging a 21-year-old girl” and — on the morning of June 1 — doubled down by emphasizing the need to remind reporters “the story came from Breitbart and his right-wing smear machine.”

If Anthony Weiner did what Breitbart said he did, how is it a “smear” for Breitbart to describe what Weiner did? You still haven’t answered that question, Ms. Walsh and so, yeah, you’re right: You look kind of stupid.

And there is no “other hand.”


Weiner’s Race-Mongering Past

If any Republican had exploited racial fear to win an election as shamelessly as Anthony Weiner exploited racial fear to win his first election in 1991, the Left would never forget it, nor forgive it.

You see it’s all about that “D” beside his name. Just put a “D” beside your name and no progressive can ever find fault with you.

Well, maybe a few can find fault — like Democrats who are trying to win elections. Former Democratic National Committee chairman (and 2012 Virginia Senate candidate) Tim Kaine: “Lying is unforgivable. Lying publicly about something like this is unforgivable and he should resign.” And the CNN headline:

Democratic leaders ostracize Weiner

Meanwhile, check out the transcript of Weiner’s Facebook chats with Vegas blackjack dealer Lisa Weiss.

What a classy guy . . .

One Thing You Probably Never Expected You Would See on ‘Fox and Friends’

Of course, I mean, Khloe Kardashian’s right nipple:

TMZ reports:

Khloe Kardashian appeared on “Fox & Friends” for just over 6 minutes this morning … with her right nipple in FULL VIEW the entire time!!! . . .
Nobody on the set seemed to notice — but tons of viewers did … and they bombarded Khloe’s Twitter account with messages about the nip slip.
After the interview — Khloe tweeted back … saying, “I had a nip slip and I loved it!” She added, “Thank God! I f**king love nipples!!!!”

OK, I know you’re saying to yourself: “What is this silly story doing on a right-wing political blog?”

Guess who quoted Herman Cain on Twitter in March? Sort of a second-hand Republican sex scandal.

Cain could not be reached for comment on Khloe’s nipple.

LIVE AT FIVE – 06.08.11

TOP NEWS
Fresh Explosions Shake Qadhafi’s Residential District

Libyan paints a caricature of Col. Khadafy

Dictator remains defiant after sixty air strikes pound Tripoli, vows to fight to the death

Weiner Moves To Make Amends Amid Calls To Resign
Local Democrats already considering primary candidates to unseat tactless Tweeting twerp



Yemen President Saleh’s Injuries Worse Than Initially Thought
Seriously burned and may be bleeding inside his skull



POLITICS
Pawlenty Lays Down Growth Marker

Proposes plan for 5% GDP growth over next ten years

Calls for overhaul of tax code, slashing corporate tax rate, balanced budget amendment

California Moves To Reduce Inmate Population

Wisconsin GOP Moves Quickly As Recall Threat Looms

Catholic Charities Sue Illinois Over Foster Care Rules

Senate Set To Vote On Swipe-Fee Caps

LA City Council Votes To Support Withdrawal From Secure Communities Program



THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Bernanke Sees Stronger Economic Growth In Second Half Of 2011 (Video)
Nintendo Unveils Touch-Screen Wii U
Obama Presses EU, Promises Help For Greece
Ford Accelerates Dramatic Global Growth
Music Labels Jump The Shark
Enterprises Not Ready For IPv6
Facebook, Microsoft, RIM Support AT&T/T-Mobile Merger



SPORTS
Pryor Signings Netted Thousands

Terrell Pryor and Coach Jim Tressel celebrate after winning the Rose Bowl

Skips senior year at OSU after being suspended for five games; accused of making $40,000 from autographs

Injuries Keep Woods Out Of US Open
Unsurprisingly, groin pull not an issue

Stanley Cup Series Over For Horton, Rome

Dodgers Rookie De La Rosa Wins Debut Against Oswalt, Phillies



Red Sox Strike Early, Improve To 6-1 Vs. Yanks

White Sox Blast Mariners, King Felix 5-1



FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
Emma Watson: Why I Really Left Brown

More proof that the Ivies are breeding spineless eunuchs: nobody attempted to date Emma Watson.

Actress was seeking normal, but it wasn’t at Brown

Blake & Leo Go To Disneyland

Dakota Fanning Graduates From High School

“Celebrity Rehab” Season 5 Cast Announced

Kate & Wills Looking To Hire Help For Kensington Palace

Nic Cage’s Son Hospitalized For Mental Evaluation



“Lost” Creator To January Jones: You Suck At Acting!

Karina Smirnoff Sets A Wedding Date

Flavor Flav Spent $5.7 Million On Drugs In Just Six Years



FOREIGNERS
Maher Al-Assad: Little Brother, The Enforcer
Japan Raises Spectre Of Fukushima Melt-through
Germany Optimistic E. Coli Outbreak Has Peaked
Obama, Merkel Pledge To Cooperate On Libya, Global Economy
Gunmen Shoot Protesters At Palestinian Camp In Libya
Death Toll Rises To 23 As Heavy Rains Lash Haiti



BLOGS & STUFF
Riehl World View: Thatcher’s Toadies Should Get Over Themselves

C4P: Democrat Congressman Upset That Park Service Did Its Job, Gave Palin a Tour
Don Surber: Proving The Case
AmSpecBlog: Pawlenty, Tax Cuts, And Tax Increases
David Skeel: The Real Cost Of The Auto Bailouts
Moe Lane: The Infamous, Updated Romer-Bernstein Chart
The Jawa Report: Love 4 Sale
Allahpundit: “Patriotic Millionaires” To Congress – Hurry Up And Tax Us Already, Please
Moonbattery: Comrade Obama No Longer Cool With Young Voters

— compiled by Wombat-socho

WeinerGate Götterdämmerung

“If these new standards come in to play, it will mean a drastic reduction in the number of people willing to risk running for office — or be activists or writers or anyone that Andrew Breitbart deems interesting enough to start a harassment campaign against.”
— Amanda Marcotte, “The Worst Thing About Weinergate? The Total Obliteration of Sexual Privacy by Ideologues Like Andrew Breitbart,” AlterNet.org

Whenever Ms. Marcotte delivers herself of a sanctimonious sermon like today’s 1,095-word opus, it induces a terrible strain to resist the temptation of responding with language that would make Rahm Emanuel blush. Alternately, one might respond with a mere jest:

Of course, no Democratic sex scandal is complete until Amanda Marcotte embarrasses herself.

Life is a big joke and Ms. Marcotte is the punchline, so that all we need do is to say, “Hey, go read what this idiot wrote,” and everyone will see for themselves why she is so transparently absurd.

Yet Amanda Marcotte is taken seriously by influential people, who pay her to preach to the rest of us, and it would be wrong to dismiss her without at least attempting a serious analysis of her errors. Continue reading WeinerGate Götterdämmerung →

Death of a Blogger

On the sidebar at Ace of Spades HQ for the past several days, there had been a note about severe health problems afflicting frequent commenter “Patty Ann.”

About 3 a.m. today she died.

Rocketman at Piece of Work in Progress remembers her as “always witty, cheerful, and kind.”

Such intimations of mortality remind us that we, too, shall one day be no more than the memories we leave behind.

R.I.P., Patty Ann.