VIDEO: Michael Moore Tells Americans How to Be Good Americans — Like Him!

Question: If it weren’t for the fact that it plays 24/7 in airport waiting areas, would anyone ever watch CNN? Not me. Sometimes I switch over to MSNBC for kicks, but I never watch CNN.

So anyway, Piers Morgan had Michael Moore on Thursday night, so that he could give the rest of America (or at least the part of America stuck watching CNN in airports) a lecture about what it really means to be a Good American:

I was raised in an Irish Catholic home. I believe in those principles that I was raised with. I hear a lot of people in this country often say, what would Jesus do? I don’t think Jesus would go down to Ground Zero like a lot of people did on that — on Sunday night with champagne bottles and pop corks and have a party. . . .
And I think — I think, look, like I said, I’m glad he’s gone. But I just feel something has — we’ve lost something of our soul here in this country. And maybe I’m just an old school American who believes in our American judicial system. Something that separates us from other parts, other countries where we say everybody has their day in court no matter how bad of a person, no matter what piece of scum they are, they have a right to a trial. . . .
We are at a point now where we don’t — ‘what do we need a trial for, just get rid of him.’ The second you say that, you’re saying that you hate being an American. You hate what we stand for, you hate what our constitution stands for.We stand for something different than that and we’re better than them. We don’t just operate in an uncivilized way the way they did on 9/11. We operate in a moral way. . . .
You know we should be standing up and saying, ‘listen, damn it, we’re Americans. This is the way we do it. You commit a crime, we put you on trial. That’s the way it works here.’ . . .

It’s amazing, isn’t it? He tries to play the Jesus card, then he tries to play the patriotism card, and he can’t seem to get it through his thick head: This is war.

Al-Qaeda is a foreign enemy making war on America. They are not Americans, entitled as such to the legal protections — habeas corpus, etc. — guaranteed under the Constitution. It would be more apt to compare them to pirates, deserving nothing better than a noose on a rope slung over a yardarm.

But I give Michael Moore credit at least for being consistent and non-partisan. His willingness to take the side of America’s terrorist enemies has apparently not been diminished by the fact that there is a Democrat in the White House.

(Via Memeorandum.)

UPDATE: Welcome, Instapundit readers!


‘Smart’ Pundits Sneer at Herman Cain

Photo courtesy of Ellen Carmichael

Herman Cain meets with reporters Thursday following the Republican presidential debate in Greenville, S.C. His communications director, Ellen Carmichael (in green blouse) checks her messages.

“So now it’s the duty of the establishment pols and the establishment media to assure us that Cain can’t win . . .”
— Jeff Goldstein, Protein Wisdom

I’ve already dealt with Noah Kristula-Green’s sneering dismissal of Herman Cain. Now go read Jazz Shaw’s account of the South Carolina GOP debate, where he sarcastically sneers:

And some of the expected voices like Jim Hoft and Stacy McCain immediately went into full blow, ALL CAPS DRUDGE MODE yelling CAIN WINS! CAIN WINS! But let’s face it… Cain has a lot more work to do than Pawlenty. One good appearance which was, at times, rather short on substance is not, I think, going to be nearly enough to launch his electoral ship boldly out into the public eye as a serious contender.

Go read the whole thing, and then watch the video of Frank Luntz’s focus group (or watch it again, if you’ve seen it already):

Luntz asks for a show of hands of Cain supporters and then says, “Well, we can stop right there!” More than half the people raised their hands, and when Luntz asks how many of them began the evening as Herman Cain supporters, only one hand goes up. “This is unprecedented — he was not a real candidate before tonight.” Notice also at the 1:20 mark where a guy says of Cain, “He’s likeable.”

Luntz was surprised by the result — I was not. I had predicted a Cain victory (as had my friend Steve Foley at Citizens for Cain). In fact, in a conversation with Cain’s communication director Ellen Carmichael a few hours before the debate, I’d said that Mitt Romney skipping the debate was perfect, because it would highlight the contrast between Cain and the charisma-deficient Tim Pawlenty.

Yet Jazz Shaw, who didn’t see it coming, sneers at the result that vindicates my judgment, and then sneers at my excitement — and also sneers at Jim Hoft — because being excited is uncool. Continue reading ‘Smart’ Pundits Sneer at Herman Cain →

Amity Shlaes Has a Big Sexy Brain

 

Back in February we took notice of the “Draft Amity Shlaes for Senate” campaign proposed by Adam Brickley, who was the first to suggest Sarah Palin as GOP vice-presidential timber in 2008. It seems to have gotten an enthusiastic response — “Amity Shlaes Senate” yields 278,000 Google results.

Her credentials are impressive, and she would certainly be more than a match for Kirsten Gillibrand.

Robert Birch says the “Draft Shlaes” movement is perfect for National Offend a Feminist Week, and we couldn’t agree more.

Because she’s got a big brain. IYKWIMAITYD.

Dept. of Not Getting It

Frum Forum contributor Noah Kristula-Green has a post about last night’s GOP debate titled, “Why is Pawlenty On Stage With These Crazy People?” Kristula-Green includes this statement:

Herman Cain was not someone I gave high marks to during the debate but he “won” the Frank Luntz focus group that came on immediately after the debate. Cain would consistently answer his question giving a bullet-point response, arguing that you need to “identify the problem” before solving “the problem.” For whatever reason, this seemed to appeal to the focus group.

Yeah: Pragmatism is so . . . impractical.

Kristula-Green’s “conventional wisdom” about the Greenville debate was expressed by Ben Smith of Politico, who dismissed the other participants as “second- and third-tier candidates” and said Pawlenty was “widely viewed as the only candidate in Thursday night’s Fox News debate with any real chance of becoming the nominee of his party or President of the United States.”

“Widely viewed” is one of those phrases like “many observers” by which reporters embed conventional-wisdom opinions into their stories as if they were talking about established facts. In campaign coverage, this is a way of privileging the punditry over actual voters.

Tim Pawlenty is widely viewed as lame and boring, which is why many observers believe that Obama would mop the floor with him if the Minnesota governor actually got the Republican nomination.

Don’t piss down my back and tell me it’s raining, sources say.

CBS News was also stunned by Cain’s focus-group win. I don’t know why this seems so shocking to some people. As Cain’s spokeswoman Ellen Carmichael has been saying for weeks, “When people meet Herman, they like Herman.”

This is something the pundits might notice if they actually paid attention. I remember last year in New Orleans at the Southern Republican Leadership Conference, when Cain’s speech was over, he had the darnedest time getting out of the ballroom because so many well-wishers wanted a chance to shake his hand and talk to him. And that happens at every gathering of Republicans he attends. He’s a likeable guy, very down-to-earth and approachable, and people relate to that.

Fire Andrea Mitchell was impressed with Cain.

LIVE AT FIVE – 05.06.11

TOP NEWS
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Deficit Reduction Talks Sidestep Medicare, Taxes
Democrats and Republicans agree to focus on areas of potential compromise



POLITICS
Air Force Grounds F-22 Raptor Stealth Fighters

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House GOP Tables Medicare Voucher Proposal





Increase In NYC Business Tax Collections Won’t Stop Budget Cuts

House Votes To Speed Drilling Off Virginia Coast

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THE ECONOMY, STUPID
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Commodity Prices Tumble
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April Gives Retailers Third Straight Month Of Better-Than-Expected Sales
High-Earning Households Pay Growing Share Of Taxes
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SPORTS
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Christian Ehrhoff of the Canucks

His 9 goals in 11 playoff games leads all defensemen

It’s a Wide-Open Derby This Year

Colby Lewis’ Strong Outing Wasted As Rangers Fall To M’s 3-1


Ethier Spreads It Around For Dodgers

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FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
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Arthur Laurents, 1917-2011, RIP

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For Nikki Cox And Jay Mohr, It’s A Boy!

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Hilary Duff Dropped From “Bonnie & Clyde”

“Teen Mom” Stars Do Teen Pregnancy Prevention PSA



FOREIGNERS
Syria Claims Army Withdrawing From Deraa
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Fausta’s Blog: Hezbollah Setting Up Camp In Mexico


— compiled by Wombat-socho

S.C. GOP 2012 Presidential Debate UPDATE: HERMAN CAIN WINS!

UPDATE: “Hands down winner” says Jim Hoft at Gateway Pundit, who provides this video of the soon-to-be-famous Frank Luntz focus group on Fox News:

“We can stop right there!”

UPDATE — MIDNIGHT: Just got off the phone with Mr. Cain. “At least a few people know who I am now,” he said, laughing. I asked him if he thought his strong performance had repudiated the pundits who had dismissed him as a “second-tier” candidate.

“It was a wake-up call to the rest of the candidates, and all the political pundits, that this guy’s for real, because the American people immediately — from the focus group, as well as from the reaction here — are now saying, ‘We need to take a look at this guy,’ ” he said. “I don’t see it as a breakthrough victory. I see it as an awakening, which makes me feel very, very good that people are awakened now to the possibility of taking a closer look.”

Our interview had to be cut short, as Mr. Cain explained: “I’ve got some more media that are waiting outside . . . Right now, I’ve got to take care of the barbarians at the door.”

10:32 p.m. ET: WOW! Frank Luntz’s focus group just found: HERMAN CAIN WON!

Luntz says he has never seen anything like this: A previously unknown candidate winning over a focus group the way Cain did in South Carolina.

Of course, I had predicted a Cain victory yesterday, as did Steve Foley at Citizens for Cain:

I predict Cain will not only be recognized as the winner of tomorrows debate he’ll have taken a crucial step in improving his national name recognition along with putting an end to this ridiculous notion that he’s somehow a second tier candidate!

Isn’t it time you joined the online grassroots army at Citizens for Cain?

* * * PREVIOUSLY * * *

10:30 p.m. ET: Now closing statements. Tim Pawlenty and Gary Johnson stand out by remembering to plug their Web sites.

I’ll be back to round up the reactions and coverage.

10:27 p.m. ET: Gary Johnson asked if he had a reality show like Trump, what it would be. Doesn’t say Cheech and Chong.

10:24 p.m. ET: Perhaps Ron Paul’s joke about Michelle Bachmann got a bigger laugh.

10:23 p.m. ET: Herman Cain gets the biggest laugh of the night with a joke about Mitt Romney.

10:21 p.m. ET: Final commercial break. Next: Let’s all badmouth Newt, Mitt and Sarah!

10:16 p.m. ET: We’re now in “lightning round” part of the debate — 30 seconds for answers. Pawlenty runs overtime in his first answer.

10:14 p.m. ET: Chris Wallace asks Herman Cain, “Why do you think you have any chance?” Describes himself as a problem-solver.

10:13 p.m. ET: Gary Johnson asked about drugs. Does not admit he toked up before the debate.

10:11 p.m. ET: Ron Paul sticks hard to the libertarian position on First Amendment. Chris Wallace asks if he is suggesting “heroin and prostitution are an exercise of liberty.” Paul refuses to back down. Applause from Paulbots.

10:08 p.m. ET: Rick Santorum is the official candidate of National Offend a Feminist Week.

10:06 p.m. ET: Groan from audience over Pawlenty’s “green energy”/cap-and-trade ideas.

10:04 p.m. ET: Tim Pawlenty defends teaching of “intelligent design” theory. Then starts talking jobs and unions. Attempting to bore audience into stupor.

10:02 p.m. ET: On Boeing vs. NRLB, Herman Cain: “What the National Labor Relations Board did . . . is outrageous.” Applause.

10:00 p.m. ET: Rick Santorum defends staunch pro-life position in terms of Declaration of Independence. Applause.

9:59 p.m. ET: Tim Pawlenty on stem-cell research, emphasizes adult stem-cells. Defends Bush position. Long story short: “If you want a third term for GW Bush, vote Pawlenty.”

9:57 p.m. ET: Some boos for Gary Johnson’s moderate pro-choice stance.

9:56 p.m. ET: Herman Cain hits Obama for not defending DOMA.

9:54 p.m. ET: Ron Paul on gay marriage: Totally libertarian. Says that DOMA defends the rights of states.

9:50 p.m. ET: Gary Johnson rejects Trump call for protective tariffs. Some things are so obvious, even a dopehead can understand.

9:49 p.m. ET: Ron Paul talking Israel — big applause.

9:46 p.m. ET: Santorum says we need to “engage the Pakistanis,” invokes Bush “with us or against us” mantra. Wants to deliver an ultimatum to Pakistani on cutting off foreign aid.

9:45 p.m. ET: Tim Pawlenty wants to kill Moammar Qaddafi. Perhaps he could bore Qaddafi to death.

9:44 p.m. ET: Herman Cain criticizes Obama foreign policy as “unclear” and inconsistent.

9:42 p.m. ET: Gary Johnson outlines his plan for what is, in effect, a guest-worker amnesty.

9:40 p.m. ET: Rick Santorum invokes his Italian father in defense of English-only law.

9:39 p.m. ET: Herman Cain on immigration: Defends Arizona law. Lays out his 4-point plan for immigration, including “empowering states” to enforce laws. Applause.

9:38 p.m. ET: Now, Gary Johnson is asked to address Democrats’ “MediScare” tactics. Warns of impending federal bankruptcy.

9:35 p.m. ET: Gary Johnson just interrupted: “What about me?” It’s the drugs talking.

9:34 p.m. ET: Questioned by Chris Wallace, Herman Cain defends his support for Fair Tax: “With all due respect . . . your experts are dead wrong.”

9:32 p.m. ET: Ron Paul justifying his “Dr. No” record of opposing . . . well, everything. Wild cheers from Paulbots in audience.

9:30 p.m. ET: Santorum on debt limit and ObamaCare: “We are in a criticial time for our country.” Describes ObamaCare as a threat to American liberty. Stopping it is “the most important issue.”

9:26 p.m. ET: Getting ready for a commercial break.

9:24 p.m. ET: Santorum justifies his vote for Medicare prescription drug bill.

9:23 p.m. ET: Tim Pawlenty says he’s “not going to pick on” Mitt Romney, who “isn’t here to defend himself.” Hey, who’s fault is that, huh?

9:22 p.m. ET: Applause for Herman Cain who calls for “serious” energy policy.

9:20 p.m. ET: Tim Pawlenty gets applause for calling Obama policy “preposterous.”

9:18 p.m. ET: Gary Johnson calls for abolition of corporate income tax.

9:16 p.m. ET: Herman Cain name-checks Benjamin Netanhayu, gets applause for tough stance against terrorism.

9:15 p.m. ET: Applause for Pawlenty when he says first job of federal government is to protect American citizens.

9:13 p.m. ET: Ron Paul criticizes “secret prisons” for terrorist detainees.

9:12 p.m. ET: Rick Santorum: “There are many in the Muslim world” who want peace and modernity.

9:10 p.m. ET: Is Gary Johnson high? Just askin’ . . .

9:09 p.m. ET: Herman Cain says there’s no exit strategy in Afghanistan; would rely on advice of commanders.

9:05 p.m. ET: Rick Santorum gives Obama no credit, says on “strategic” questions, Obama “has gotten it wrong every time.”

9:04 p.m. ET: Show of hands: Herman Cain is the only candidate to oppose releasing death photo of Osama bin Laden.

9:03 p.m. ET: Tim Pawlenty gets the first question. Audience struggles to stay awake during his answer.

PREVIOUSLY: OK, the debate in Greenville, S.C., starts on Fox News at 9 p.m. Eastern and I’ll be updating frequently. Of course, I’ve already predicted a victory for Herman Cain, and the candidate was reportedly in a relaxed and cheerful mood today:

Herman Cain, former CEO of Godfather’s Pizza, told NRO he’s trying to focus on being “Happy Herman” to keep himself in the right frame of mind for the debate.
“If you go into an event like this with a positive attitude, you will end up with a positive result,” he said.
The field for tonight’s event, which will be aired by Fox News, includes Santorum and Cain, along with former Minnesota governor Tim Pawlenty, former New Mexico governor Gary Johnson, and Rep. Ron Paul (R., Texas). Many pundits have described Pawlenty as the top contender among the five.
But Cain takes exception to being labeled as a second-tier candidate and said he doesn’t think his lack of political experience will hurt him.
“You’re going to see in Herman Cain a real leader — someone who possesses real leadership ability and not just positionship,” he said. “There’s a big difference between leadership and positionship, and I think people are going to see that.”
Cain said Pres. Barack Obama’s failure to lead on positive economic reform has provided an opening for a strong GOP candidate.
“Oh, he is very vulnerable. He’s going to have to do more than kill one terrorist to pull this out,” Cain said. “One good decision doth not a presidency make.”

The CNN poll shows “no frontrunner” in the GOP 2012 field, so it’s still wide open. I had hoped to travel to Greenville and cover tonight’s debate in person, but haven’t yet recovered from pneumonia, so I’ll have to settle for watching it on TV.

UPDATE: Both the Associated Press and Reuters are boycotting the Greenville debate.

UPDATE II: Notice that Allahpundit doesn’t even so much as nod toward Herman Cain. He does, however, note that Fox has terminated its contracts with Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum, and also reportedly given an ultimatum to Mike Huckabee to make up his mind.

Bubble Bursts? Wall Street Tumbles, as Silver Prices Slump on Margin Hike

DJIA . . . . . . 12,584.17 –139.41 (-1.10%)
S&P . . . . . . 1,335.10   –12.22 (-0.91%)
NASDAQ . . . 2,814.72  –13.51 (-0.48%)

The headline this morning was another one of those “unexpected” bits of bad economic news:

Jobless Claims in U.S. Unexpectedly Jump Due to Anomalies

What’s up with that? The Lonely Conservative:

For the life of me I can’t figure out why the “really smart” people are always so surprised that people lose jobs in a rotten economy.

Yeah, but this is supposed to be a “recovery,” remember? As one of Instapundit’s readers snarks: “What? The MSM can’t say ‘jobless recovery’ anymore?”  The Wall Street Journal reports:

The energy sector led U.S. stocks lower Thursday as crude-oil prices plunged and jobs data disappointed, hurting expectations for the government’s upcoming employment report.
The Standard & Poor’s 500-stock index shed 12.22, or 0.91%, to 1335.10, marking the measure’s fourth consecutive drop. It represents the first time the S&P 500 has been down for the first four days of a month since October 2008.
The tumble in crude oil came as investors rushed to the safety of the dollar after data showed new claims for jobless benefits unexpectedly surged last week to the highest level since August. The report lowered expectations for the government’s report on April employment due Friday.
“There’s a lot of different things that are hitting all at the same time,” said Michael Shea, managing partner at Direct Access Partners. “The dollar is stronger versus the euro, and crude is just getting pounded.”

The phrase “investors rushed to the safety of the dollar” can best be translated: They decided to cash out.

It’s like when a gambler loses a hand of blackjack, looks at his remaining stack of chips and decides it’s time to head for the cashier’s window.

The price of silver, which reached an all-time high of $49.51 an ounce last week, has fallen by 23 percent– “a nearly unprecedented sell-off,” as Reuters calls it — after the CME Group sharply increased its margin requirements. In other words, credit is tightening and speculators now have to put up more cash to buy silver, and this has let the air out of the bubble. Gold has also fallen from its record highs, down to $1,488.50 an ounce, but the decline has been smaller than silver.

Another factor in the decline of precious metals is that the dollar is stronger, and most people will say, “Oh, the dollar’s stronger! That’s good news!” — except that a stronger dollar hurts U.S. exports.

Insofar as there is any really good news, it’s that the price of crude oil declined sharply – except that’s bad news, too: Investors anticipate declining demand for oil because they expect an economic downturn. Which brings us to my favorite bad-news headline of the day:

Double-dip recession is now undeniable

Bad news is good news, because the one thing that could fix the economy is for Obama to be defeated in 2012, and the more “undeniable” the evidence that Obamanomics has failed, the more likely it is he’ll be defeated.

UPDATE: ?Linked by The Rhetorican — thanks!

UPDATE II: Welcome, Instapundit readers!

The Atlantic says that the “double-dip” is now official, and Jeff Goldstein has further thoughts at Protein Wisdom.