Once In A Lifetime

by Smitty

And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack. . .
This essay pinpoints the systemic problems with the Federal government, surveys the current approaches, and offers a concise outline of What I Would Do.
The problem is centralization. Pournelle’s Iron Law has birthed a Ruling Class that delivers speeches, debt, laws by the pallet, transient Socialist programs, and propaganda, while knee-capping liberty in the process. Power is increasingly held in DC, and increasingly gathered, unconstitutionally, within the executive.

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Dark Thoughts Of 2012

by Smitty

Apparently the 18 hour road trip to Texas was a bit too much alone time for Ladd Ehlinger.

1) The Republican candidate will lose to Obama, no matter who is picked and 2) The “Red Wave” of 2010 will be reversed. Sorry to be a wet blanket here, but from my observations it seems inevitable. 
But if I’m right, it also seems to me that 2012 could then also be the year of freedom for Texas. Assuming, of course, that the right players do the right things. Success favors the well-planned.
And as I drove past farmland and urban centers, I began a thought experiment on what those right things should be.

RTWT. It’s not long, and one hopes that he’s largely planning/viewing a variation on the theme of Red Dawn, rather that serving up a prophecy.
Over at Works and Days, Victor Davis Hanson sketches 7 major symptoms of Obama-itis, offers 4 diagnostic points (erratic, disengaged, cynical, Machiavellian, etc.), and offers 3 prognoses. As usual, an intriguing read.
What seems missing in VDH’s analysis, however, is the notion of how the symptoms and diagnoses have worsened in the 30-ish months since BHO was elected. In the space of a month, we’ve just seen him start a Kinetic Military Action, without, some say, sufficient Congressional approval. We’ve also seen him use a signing statement to hoist a middle finger directly at Congress. Three questions come to mind:

  • Is he daring Congress to muster an impeachment effort?
  • Is he cracking up? Could he be hauled out in the I-love-me jacket at some point? (Heaven forbid this–seriously.)
  • If either of the above is true, what comes next?

I predict that what happens in the next year and a half is going to blow the layer of feeble, Progressive crust off the top of the country, and the real Americans are going to step up to the plate and Fix This Noise.
Obama isn’t really all that important. The country is reaching its political/economic nadir. If it wasn’t him, some other boob would have been polished and set in his position. Somebody nicer than Obama might have worsened the problem. Obama’s willingness to offer the Full Alinsky has even the most ruby rubes self-identifying before the re-election campaign is in full swing. A primary challenger to Obama is by no means impossible, particularly if the negative glideslope continues apace.
So sorry, Ladd: we waste our hate if we spare the man any. Rather, let us deal dispassionately with the calculated outrages. Let us focus the passion on sane candidates with valid policies that can turn this disaster around. And let us gird our loins for something that will have even Stacy McCain

Anti-Monarchist Christopher Hitchens Stubbornly Resists Royal Wedding Mania

Give him credit at least for consistency:

Convinced republican that I am, and foe of the prince [i.e., Charles] who talks to plants and wants to be crowned “head of all faiths” as well as the etiolated Church of England, I find myself pierced by a pang of sympathy. Not much of a life, is it, growing old and stale with no real job except waiting for the news of Mummy’s death? Some British people claim actually to “love” their rather dumpy Hanoverian ruling house. This love takes the macabre form of demanding a regular human sacrifice whereby unexceptional people are condemned to lead wholly artificial and strained existences, and then punished or humiliated when they crack up.

Of course, this anti-royal ax-grinding is merely Hitch’s way of cashing in on the online traffic harvest to be reaped by writing anything — anything — about the pending nuptials between Prince William and Kate Middleton (soon to be Princess Catherine). The royal wedding will be live-streamed on the Internet and People magazine has cleverly figured out how the couple’s future daughter could be queen (working the feminist-monarchist angle, you see).

Me? I don’t have to write another word about the dynastic duo in order to exploit the royal wedding Web-traffic bonanza, because I planned ahead. That’s right: I’m now the No. 1 Bing result and the No. 2 Google result for “Kate Middleton upskirt.”

I think Hitch would appreciate that.

Charles Manson, Environmentalist

You don’t have to be a sociopathic mass murderer to believe in global warming — but it sure helps!

Crazed cult leader Charles Manson has broken a 20-year silence in a prison interview coinciding with the 40th anniversary of his conviction for the gruesome Sharon Tate murders — to speak out about global warming.
The infamous killer, who started championing environmental causes from behind bars, bemoaned the ‘bad things’ being done to environment in a rambling phone interview from his Californian jail cell.
‘Everyone’s God and if we don’t wake up to that there’s going to be no weather because our polar caps are melting because we’re doing bad things to the atmosphere.
‘If we don’t change that as rapidly as I’m speaking to you now, if we don’t put the green back on the planet and put the trees back that we’ve butchered, if we don’t go to war against the problem…’ he added, trailing off.

(Via Dr. Milton Wolf.)

You Might Be a Terrible Mother If …

. . . there’s even the slightest chance you could ever lose custody of your kids to Charlie Sheen:

Charlie Sheen is declaring legal war on Brooke Mueller and will not only ask a judge for full custody of their twins, he wants to cut off the child support he’s paying her. . . .
Charlie’s lawyer, Mark Gross, just gave Brooke Mueller’s attorneys notice — he’s going to court tomorrow in an attempt to change the custody arrangement.
Gross will ask the judge to strip Brooke of both legal and physical custody, on grounds she has relapsed and went back into rehab. . . .

Yeah, buddy, and you think your ex-wife is a stupid loser?

Mueller, 33, reportedly entered rehab over the weekend after a crack cocaine bender — a story first reported by RadarOnline last week. The first signs that something was wrong with Mueller was when she started making calls to friends to ask for drug-free urine. Then came her trip to a pawnshop in crime-riddled Inglewood, Calif., and her visit with a street drug dealer who said she bought $150 worth of coke from him last Thursday.
Then late Friday, Mueller refused to take a court mandated drug test at home.

The judge ought to order Charlie and Brooke to get back together. These two obviously deserve each other.

Matthew Yglesias, Neo-Confederate?

Reporting the findings of a recent academic analysis, our “progressive” (nudge, nudge) friend concludes:

The basic story here would be something like northern manufacturing interests wanted to keep the southern client base behind the US tariff wall in order to maintain privileged access to the market rather than compete on a level playing field with British goods.

Denunciation by the Southern Poverty Law Center in 3, 2, 1 . . .

LIVE AT FIVE – 04.19.11

TOP NEWS
“Negative” Rating For US Debt Sends Jolt Through Debt Limit Debate

S&P turns thumbs down on the political class

Obama Administration flacks downplay announcement – unexpectedly!
Japanese cabinet ministers apparently still believe we’ll pull this out

 

Arizona Governor Vetoes Campus Carry Bill
Criticizes bill as poorly written and unlikely to survive legal challenges

BP: Oil containment firms may join forces
MWCC, Helix to combine different control systems, work together



POLITICS
Obamas Earned $1.7 Million In 2010, Paid $454K To IRS

Just your everyday average married couple filing joint

For those scoring at home, that’s an effective tax rate of 26%, down from the top marginal rate of 35%.

L.A. Birdcage Liner Wins Two Pulitzers

Inquiry Clears McChrystal Of Wrongdoing In “Rolling Stone” Flap

Interior Secretary Salazar To Make Cape Wind Announcement In Boston

Former Maryland Governor William Schaefer Dies, 89



THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Asian Stocks Fall As US Credit Outlook Cut
Citigroup 1Q Profit Sags As Revenue Shrinks And Expenses Balloon
US Hurries To Sell GM Stake
Yen Strengthens Against Dollar, Euro On Sovereign Debt Concerns
Oil Falls, But Gas Prices Still Rising
Microsoft Takes Patent Fight To Supreme Court
ITC Staff Recommends Siding With HTC, Nokia Against Apple In Phone Patents Suit
Jesse Jackson Jr. Blames the IPad For All America’s Problems



SPORTS
Adelman Out As Rockets Coach

Former Houston Rockets coach Rick Adelman

Coach and team agree to part ways after four seasons

Bright Lights Of Playoffs Vexing To Migraine-Prone Wade

Zdeno Chara Returns, Leads Bruins To Win In Montreal

Boucher, Flyers Stop Sabres

Dodgers Desperate For Offense, Call Up Jerry Sands

Penguins Beat Lightning, Take Lead In Playoffs

Pirates Smother Reds 9-3, Win Third Straight Road Series



FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
A Guided Tour Of Evan Rachel Wood

Evan Rachel Wood. Wipe drool off keyboard. Repeat.

Esquire spends an afternoon with the enigmatic actress and her tattoos.

Your Obligatory Charlie Sheen Link For Tuesday

Kate Hudson’s Pregnancy Brain – Like Being Stoned

Nick Cassavetes Out As “Gotti” Director

Lindsay Lohan: Good Friday? Good Excuse!

James Franco/Winona Ryder Pic “The Stare” Launches Waterstone

Once More, With Feeling: Joss Whedon Revisits “Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog”

Stallone: I’m Not Directing “Expendables” Sequel

Ali Fedotowsky Gets Head Stapled After Kayak Accident



FOREIGNERS
Nigerian President Re-Elected, Violence Continues In Northern Provinces
Thousands March In Syria In Protest Of Eight Slain
With US In Support Role, NATO’s Libya Mission Going In Circles
TEPCO Considers Air Cooling For Fukushima Reactors
Taliban Sympathizer Kills Two At Afghan Defense Ministry
Kiev Summit To Seek Funds For New Chernobyl Containment
Ivory Coast Confronts Issues Of Immigrant Identity


BLOGS & STUFF
Kevin Williamson: Enron Writ Large
Cubachi: DeMint Threatens Filibuster On Debt Ceiling Vote
Weasel Zippers: Luis Gutierrez (D-Chicago) Says He May Not Back Obama In 2012; Disappointed Over Lack Of Progress On Immigration AmnestyReform
American Power: What Trump Wants
Moe Lane: Answering Two Questions With One Answer
Arutz Sheva: Obama, The Interpreter Of The Passover Message
AmSpecBlog: More InJustice
Jihad Watch: King Demands Answers From Holder On Decision Not To Prosecute CAIR, Other Co-Conspirators In Terror Funding Case
The Blaze: Why Are Bloggers Accusing Glenn Beck Of “Taking Content” Without Attribution?
theblogprof: Michigan AFSCME President Threatens To “Weaponize” Government Jobs (Video)
John Fund: Wisconsin’s Election Snafu Is A National Wake-Up Call
Legal Insurrection: It’s Now Patriotic To Call Paul Krugman A !@%$#%! Hypocrite

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