No Wonder Demi Lovato’s in Rehab

Yeah, Disney’s latest meltdown starlet is spending Christmas and New Year’s in the facility where she’s already been in rehab since early November.

When she was first institutionalized — after quitting (or being kicked off) the Jonas Brothers’ national tour — there was a lot of mystery about the reasons. The story that has since emerged indicates that Demi went berserk when Joe Jonas dumped her for Twilight star Ashley Greene.

There was reportedly an exchange of nasty e-mails between Demi and Ashley, and then Demi punched a backup dancer and . . . rehab.

If you believe the tabloids (you know, the ones that floated the apparently bogus “sex video” rumor) Demi is now working on “issues” that include eating disorders and cutting. I’m sure her “issues” won’t get any better when she sees that low-down man-stealer Ashley Greene on the cover of the January issue of Cosmo:

So let’s do a body count: Britney Spears melted down. Lindsay Lohan melted down. Now Demi Lovato’s melting down. Miley Cyrus is hitting the bong but hasn’t yet gone into full-meltdown mode.

If the executives at Disney Channel are smart they’ll develop a new reality TV series: Princess Bipolar and Her Enchanted Rehab.

LIVE AT FIVE – 12.23.10

TOP NEWS
Senate Passes $4.3 Billion Health & Compensation Bill For 9/11 First Responders

Firefighters search the rubble at Ground Zero, 9/11/01

Passed Senate on voice vote after changes made to reduce costs

Senate Passes New START Treaty

Final vote 71-26, GOP hard core alone in opposition

ROK Military Prepares For Largest Live-Fire Exercise Ever
Air and naval assets also involved

California Rain Triggers Mudslides, Evacuation Orders
Gov. Schwartzenegger declares state of emergency for six counties in LA area



POLITICS
Alaska Supremes Rule That Law Doesn’t Mean What It Says

GOP Senate candidate Joe Miller

Court rules that voter intent, not letter of law, is what matters for write-in ballots

White House Rallies Around Clueless Clapper

CIA Unit To Do Wikileaks Damage Assessment



EPA To Impose Greenhouse Gas Limits On Power Plants, Refineries

Nancy Pelosi Looking To Steven Spielberg For Help In Re-branding House Democrats



THE ECONOMY, STUPID
U.S. Stocks Gain; S&P 500 Up For Fifth Day
Gas Prices Near $3/Gallon
Cities Weigh Chapter 9 As An Option To Cure Pension Woes
Steve Wozniak: Net Neutrality Rules Don’t Go Far Enough
Gene Study shows Neanderthals Had Eastern Cousins, Interbred With Early Humans
Last Firefox 4 Beta Released; Final Version To Appear In 2011



SPORTS
Drunk Driver Who Killed Nick Adenhart Gets 51 To Life

Nick Adenhart, 1986-2009, RIP

Convicted driver was on parole for felony DUI the night he hit and killed Adenhart, two others

Jets Coach Ryan Ducks Questions About Wife’s Foot Fetish Videos

Michael Vick: Still In The Doghouse

Boozer, Rose Dominate As Bulls Edge Wizards

Crosby’s Scoring Streak Extends To 22 Games As Pens Top Panthers

Brady Tops Vick In Pro Bowl Vote

Bucks Romp Against Lakers, 98-79



FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
Ozzy: Lady Gaga Needs To Take A Break

Ozzy Osbourne, not geeking out

The rock legend talks about doing ice tea commercials, among other things

Lindsay Lohan Party Kerfluffle

All about the she said/she said BS

Dr. Drew Apologizes to Brad & Angelina

“Jersey Shore”‘s Vinny Spoofs Old Spice Ad

The Honeymoon’s Not Over For Katy Perry & Russell Brand

Antoine Dodson Debuts “Chimney Intruder”

Parade Interviews Oprah

Unfazed By Frosty Weather, Lady Gaga Steps Out In Revealing Style



FOREIGNERS
U.S., France Discussing Reinforcement of UN Peacekeepers In Ivory Coast
Palestinians Warn Israelis Not To Shoot Back
Greece Passes 2011 Austerity Budget
Argentine Junta Leader Sentenced To Life After Being Pardoned For Crimes Of Political Repression



BLOGS & STUFF
Brett Arends: Why I Don’t Want An IPad For Christmas
Legal Insurrection: Now Might Be A Good Time (For Republicans) To Weaken The Filibuster
Allahpundit: Newest Supporter Of Pot Legalization – Pat Robertson?
Protein Wisdom: Surprise!
Jihad Watch: Palestinian TV – “Palestine Is Big” – It Apparently Includes All Of Israel


— compiled by Wombat-socho

Thank God: The 111th Congress Is Over

Worst. Congress. EVAH!

The House on Wednesday evening passed a motion to adjourn the 111th Congress “Sine Die”, bringing to a close Democrats four-year reign in the lower chamber. . . .
Democrats touted the busy lame duck as a fitting end to what they are touting as one of the most productive Congresses in recent history.
“This was, by far, the most productive Congress in American history,” Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) said on the Senate floor Wednesday evening. “And the lame-duck session we’re finishing was the most productive of its kind. Why? Because we heard the message the American people sent us last month: They don’t want us to sit around and waste their time. They want us to work together and work for them.”

Yeah. “Working together” = “Ramming through the Democrats’ agenda with the cooperation of RINOs.”

That’s really popular, Harry.

UPDATE: Welcome, Instapundit readers! And I’d like to add a shout-out to my colleague Smitty who as regular readers know (a) was recently deployed by Uncle Sam to a landlocked country ending with “-stan,” and (b) despised the 111th Congress with every fiber of his being. You may want to send Smitty an e-mail to wish him a Merry Christmas and thank him for his service.


Bad News, America: Teen Births Plummet

Teen birth rate hits record low
As the nation continued to struggle in the recession in 2009, the rate at which U.S. women are having babies continued to fall, pushing the teen birth rate to a record low, federal officials reported Tuesday. . . .
The overall drop pushed the fertility rate to about 2.01, a 4 percent drop from 2008. That is the largest decline since 1973 and put the total fertility rate below the level needed to sustain the size of the population for the second year after being above the replacement rate in 2006 and 2007 for the first time in 35 years.

That last part explains why this is bad news: The United States is one of the few industrialized democracies in the world that is near “replacement level” fertility (average 2.1 lifetime births per woman). Fertility in the rest of the developed world is deep into a disastrous demographic implosion — Portugal, Spain, Germany, Greece, Italy and Japan are among the nations with total fertility rates below 1.5. This is a long-term trend that has continued so long that, in most of those nations, it is likely irreversible. (Mark Steyn wrote about the economic and geopolitical consequences of this in his book, America Alone.)

The U.S. total fertility rate fell below “replacement level” for the first time in 1972 and reached an all-time low (1.74 births per woman) in 1976. The rate gradually increased from there but did not again reach replacement level until 2006. This demographic recovery was mainly due to a large influx of Hispanic immigrants with higher birth rates — and, most notably, with higher teen birth rates.

The two phenomena are inseparable. Any population group that demonstrates higher overall fertility will also tend to have higher teen birth rates and, by the obverse principle, policies aimed at reducing teen births will suppress overall fertility. Meanwhile, however, the same idiots who think that the record-low teen birth rate is good news are unable to explain why unmarried births are increasing.

Rachel Sheffield of the Heritage Foundation examines this seeming paradox of declining teen births and rising unwed births:

How can this be if teen moms are fewer in number? Because the large majority of single moms are well beyond their high school years. In reality, high-school-age girls are responsible for fewer than 10 percent of births occurring to single mothers, while women between 18 and 29 years of age are responsible for roughly 75 percent of out-of-wedlock births.
Yet most of the talk heard from policymakers regarding this matter centers around the need to throw increasing amounts of money at teen pregnancy prevention programs, mostly those that get birth control into the hands of high school students.

Read the whole thing.

The Year ‘Global Warming’ Died

 Even the New York Times is forced to admit that the alarmists are fighting a losing battle:

The Obama administration, which came into office pledging to limit emissions in the United States, scaled back its ambitions after climate and energy legislation died in the Senate this year.
Challengers have mounted a vigorous assault on the science of climate change. Polls indicate that the public has grown more doubtful about that science.

Science! Science! And if you disagree, you’re anti-Science!

The problem, of course, is that Science keeps running head-on into those stubborn little things called “facts.” Despite all these “Trust Us We’re Scientists” arguments, people still refuse to believe that global warming causes record snowfall:

With the East Coast gripped by bitter cold, Paris paralyzed by snow and a headline in the UK’s Daily Express exclaiming, “Britain is Freezing to Death,” global warming alarmists will again have to fall back on their “climate change” sleight of hand to explain away the cold.

That’s just one of the “Top 10 Bad Developments for Global Warming Alarmists.”


And This Was Not Even Voted the Worst Keith Olbermann Rant of 2010

This was only good enough for second runner-up in the Media Research Center’s “Dumb and Dumber Award” category of its 23rd annual Notable Quotables competition:

“[The Tea Party-backed Republicans are] a group of unqualified, unstable individuals who will do what they are told, in exchange for money and power, and march this nation as far backward as they can get, backward to Jim Crow, or backward to the breadlines of the ’30s, or backward to hanging union organizers, or backward to the trusts and the robber barons. . . . It is nothing short of an attempted use of democracy to end this democracy, to buy America wholesale and pave over the freedoms and the care we take of one another, which have combined to keep us the envy of the world. . . . If you sit there tomorrow, and the rest of this week, and you let this cataclysm unfold, you have enabled this. It is one thing to be attacked by those who would destroy America from without. It is a worse thing to be attacked by those who would destroy America from within.”

Of course, picking the absolute nadir of Olbermann’s unhinged crackpot demagoguery is a very difficult task, because there is always so much irresponsible moonbat lunacy from which to choose. Frankly, I don’t even think that MRC video clip even captured the worst of that particular rant about Tea Party-backed Republicans:

They see the future of America not in progress, but in revolution to establish a theocracy for white males, with dissent caged and individuality suppressed.
They see America not for what is, nor what it can be. They see delusions, specters, fantasies; they see communists under every bed and a gun in every hand.

What made that rant so outstanding was that it was delivered on October 27 — the Thursday before Election Day. Here was Olbermann warning America that a vote for the GOP was a vote for a white male theocracy instituted by delusional enemies of progress.

Five days later? The biggest GOP landslide since 1938.

Evidently voters listened to Olbermann’s description of Republican candidates and decided, “Yeah. That’s what we want!”

So now I guess John Boehner knows what his mandate means.

Thanks, Keith!

Christmas Cheesecake

“In an effort to boost my traffic, I am writing about breasts today. Small breasts. But breasts nonetheless.”
— NeoNeoCon, “On Small Breasts”

Donald Douglas is once again bemoaning the blogger’s plight during Holiday Traffic Suckage Season, when it seems that nothing can get the SiteMeter excited.

Lady Gaga getting groped? Man, that’s a genuinely desperate cry for help.

Times are tough all over. My previous post about the NSFW linkage in “Rule 5 Sunday” has raised the alarm. Soylent Green fears I’ve surrendered to the Net Neutrality Nazis.

Meanwhile, Dan Collins is worried about the Obama administration’s anti-terrorism efforts. But we know how to cheer up the blogosphere’s most famous chubby chaser, don’t we? Continue reading Christmas Cheesecake →

START II: Another GOP Cave-In?

The Lonely Conservative:

Yesterday the Senate moved one step closer to approving the New START treaty President Obama has been pushing for. It is expected that full approval will pass the Senate today and the deal with the Russians will be ratified shortly. . . .
Why don’t I feel any safer? . . .

Read the whole thing. My basic impression is that (a) this is yet another controversial issue that the Democrats intentionally punted past Election Day; and (b) if Democrats are in favor of it, Republicans should vote “no.”