The five Republicans voting yes were the Maine dames and three testicular atrophy cases led by (who else?) Lindsey Graham.
“The confirmation took place as a thunderstorm raged outside.”
"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler
The five Republicans voting yes were the Maine dames and three testicular atrophy cases led by (who else?) Lindsey Graham.
“The confirmation took place as a thunderstorm raged outside.”
“The evidence shows conclusively that moral and religious views form the only basis for a belief that same-sex couples are different from opposite-sex couples.”
— U.S. District Chief Judge Vaughn R. Walker,
Aug. 5, 2010, San Francisco v. Schwarzenegger
Joe Marier called yesterday to tell me about the California decision and my initial reaction was to note the anti-democratic nature of the ruling. As with Roe v. Wade, once the elite make up their minds about a subject, they go to court to impose their will on the rest of us, and then subject us to lectures about how benighted and backward we are for not sharing their enthusiasm for Progress.
As I told Joe, decades of this sort of legal compulsion have brought us to the point where people feel they no longer have the the right to form their own opinions, and certainly are not free to express beliefs that contradict legally sanctioned dogma.
Being an outspoken critic of feminism, for example, disqualifies me from consideration for an executive or managerial position in a large firm because, if ever any disgruntled female employee were to file a discrimination suit, everyting I’d ever written on the subject would be considered germane as to the plaintiff’s case.
People who do not understand such legal considerations explicitly and consciously are nonetheless aware that Sexism Is Bad. That simplistic thought has been so thoroughly drilled into the heads of everyone under 40 that they never think to disassemble it, examine its components and analyze it as a species of egalitarian ideology. Rather, the category “sexist” is so rigidly reified in their minds — and so stigmatized as a moral failing — that they consider any debate on the subject of male-female relations to be ended once they attach the label “sexist” to the opposing argument.
Well, why this long discourse on feminism, when the subject is supposed to be “homophobia”? (Note that the scare-quotes are necessitated by the dubiously diagnostic nature of the term.) Because, as I explained in January 2009, it is vital to understanding how we got here:
The answer can be boiled down to one word, equality.
Are men and women equal in the fullest sense of the word? If so, then equality implies fungibility — the two things are interchangeable and one may be substituted for the other in any circumstance whatsoever. . . . Therefore, it is of no consequence whether I marry a woman or a man.
Even with a clear majority of the American people on their side, conservatives can argue against same-sex marriage until they’re blue in the face and never gain an inch of intellectual terrain until they are willing to make a direct argument against the fallacy of “gender equality.”
If conservatives are losing this argument, then, it is through their own cowardice, perhaps motivated by the guilty consciences of those who have long stifled their doubts about the egalitarian parameters within which modern American public discourse is confined. To say that men and women, as such, are different enough that they cannot be made truly equal in a free society is today such a controversial assertion as to seem wildly irresponsible — even though it is demonstrably true.
So it is that Judge Walker thinks he can assert without fear of contradiction that religious and moral beliefs are “the only basis for a belief that same-sex couples are different from opposite-sex couples.” Having long ago surrendered crucial high ground in the battle against radical egalitarianism, conservatives now find themselves as hopelessly surrounded on low ground as the French army at Diên Biên Phu.
The fantastical project of yesterday, which was mentioned only to be ridiculed, is today the audacious reform, and will be tomorrow the accomplished fact.
Evidence that men and women are indeed unequal can only be cited now as an argument for further government compulsion (or perhaps, moralistic lecturing) to rectify the difference because — to those trapped within the egalitarian worldview — inequality is always evidence of injustice.
There is no disadvantage so minor, no disparity so enduring, nor any harm too insignificant, as to be explained by reference to the egalitarian formula. Poverty can only result from the malevolent rapaciousness of the wealthy, every misfortune of racial minorities must be explained by reference to “white supremacy,” and if a lesbian stubs her toe, surely homophobia is to blame.
The Grand March of Progress is led by those ideologues who tell us that we are leaving behind the benighted ignorance of the past on our way to the Utopia of an enlightened future. All of which may seem plausible until you visit your ancestral graveyard and ponder the headstone declaring that your great-grandmother lies “in loving memory” next to your great-grandfather — her hateful misogynistic oppressor!
All of your ancestors were homophobes, of course. When Washington crossed the Delaware that snowy night in 1776, every oar on the boat was manned by a homophobe, and you may go see the headstones of many hundreds of homophobes at Arlington or Pointe du Hoc.
Anyone who reads Judge Walker’s decision must conclude that he arranged his ruling with the specific purpose of creating a “finding of fact” that would prejudice any possible appeal, clearly hoping to establish a historic precedent based on the “due process” and “equal protection” clauses of the 14th Amendment. And if you complain too loudly about it, you will need to be reminded that there are five A’s in “raaaaacism.”
This perverse conflation of racism and homophobia strikes many conservatives as a startling non sequitur, only because they have never come to grips with the inflexible orthodoxy of egalitarianism involved in the analogy.
Insofar as you do not address every disparity between racial groups in terms of social injustice, you are indeed a racist in the eyes of progressives, and your unwillingness to endorse a political remedy for disparities between gays and straights is analogous. You cannot evade this kind of accusation by denying personal malice toward any oppressed group — “Some of my best friends are dyslexic Latino lesbians!” — because if the personal is political (as feminist sloganeers tell us), then the political is also personal. Your refusal to support elite-approved political solutions for inequality implies your personal moral inferiority to the elite.
Here we arrive at the tautology at the heart of the problem: The elite are your superiors because they are the elite. Whatever beliefs and attitudes prevail among the elite enjoy a privileged status that no non-elite person is permitted to question without being judged to have demonstrated his inferiority. Such judgments are imbued with terrifying power through the elite’s control of academic, cultural, political and legal institutions.
Judge Walker belongs to that part of the elite empowered to impose its beliefs and attitudes as a matter of law, and is therefore understandably praised by elite power-worshippers. The fact that such power effectively disenfranchises a majority of Americans — negating the authority of elected representives at all levels of government — is inarguable. We have lost not merely a district court ruling, but everything for which the patriots of 1776 took up arms, most especially including the Rule of Law.
“Believe me, sir, those who attempt to level never equalise. In all societies, consisting of various descriptions of citizens, some description must be uppermost. The levellers therefore only change and pervert the natural order of things; they load the edifice of society, by setting up in the air what the solidity of the structure requires to be on the ground.”
— Edmund Burke, Reflections on the Revolution in France
Forgive me if I lay aside this argument without exploring every objection to Judge Walker’s ruling, but I am distracted by the troubling sound — heard distinctly, yet quietly, as if at a distance — of tumbrels rolling toward the bloody guillotine.
North Dakota Gov. John Hoeven is 47 points ahead in a Senate campaign that is, by all odds, the closest thing to a surefire pick-up for Republicans this fall. And yet it appears that there are some fiendish Democrats who hope that “family values” conservatives will be horrified to discover that the governor’s daughter Marcela looks good in a bikini:
Three years ago, when a North Dakota political blog reported that Marcela, 23 at the time, had a modeling portfolio online, the photos disappeared the next day. The existence of this lone remaining photo (posted at a North Dakota State University student forum) was brought to my attention by a source who asked my opinion as a communications professional: Is this a scandal?
Short answer: Of course not.
Conservatives are not only smarter and more patriotic than liberals, we’re also better-looking. It’s high time we stopped letting liberals get inside our heads and tell us that it’s some kind of “hypocrisy” for conservatives even to acknowledge the existence of sex.
Here’s a cluebat for you: Mrs. Other McCain and I have six kids. Do you think that might have something to do with the fact that the missus looked good in a swimsuit, to say nothing of my notorious Speedo? On what planet is that supposed to be a scandal?
Remember when Democrats thought they could take down Scott Brown for his Cosmo centerfold? Remember when Democrats tried to make it a “scandal” that Scott Brown’s daughters wore bikinis? And do you remember how Scott Brown kicked their Democrat butts on Election Day?
It’s 2010, conservatives — this year, we’re taking sexy back.
(P.S.: Marcela Hoeven works at First Western Bank & Trust in Minot, N.D., which her family has operated for three generations. So she’s a Republican who looks good in a bikini and can balance a checkbook. What’s not to like about that?)
UPDATE (Smitty): Instalanche! Thanks, Professor Reynolds!
UPDATE II (RSM): Everyone is thoroughly scandalized:
And notice that, although Memeorandum is now listing this shocking scandal, lefty bloggers are trying to ignore it. What’s going on here? Bikini-worthy Cassy Fiano explains:
Liberals always like to act shocked that conservative women can be sexy and conservative. . . . They like to paint conservatives as frigid, dried up, ugly old prudes, and of course, that couldn’t be further from the truth. . . . They’re always shocked when bikini photos do not, in fact, derail conservative candidates’ campaigns.
Exactly what I’ve been trying to explain to Christine O’Donnell‘s campaign staff, but . . .
UPDATE III: If you’ve ever wondered what John Hoeven’s Democratic opponent looks like in a bikini, you’re obviously in need of psychological counseling.
Speaking of twisted minds, what about Judge Walker’s decision in San Francisco v. Schwarzenegger?
by Smitty
I, for one, am thankful that our Progressive Overlords, for example, Judge Walker, and Judge Bolton know what’s best for us.
If only their wisdom had prevailed in 1776. We could have kept the pound, the King, and now be enjoying rugby and cricket.
These silly Conservatives need to refrain from restraining the Progressive Golden Age right now!
OK, so I was sitting in my home office this afternoon and, as usual, CNBC was on the office TV. When I sit at my desk typing, the TV is behind me and off to the right side. It’s usually tuned to CNBC during the day so that by swiveling my chair slightly, I can glance over and catch the latest Dow Jones Industrial Average. When the financial cataclysm hits, I’ll be ready to blog it in real time.
So I was sitting here about 2:30 in the afternoon and CNBC was having a panel discussion about millionaires: How are the ultra-wealthy spending their money? What would be the impact of imposing new taxes on the rich? When I glanced over to check the Dow I saw this person:
Huh? She looks like a teenager. Yet the hosts of the show were treating this impossibly young person as if she were an authoritative source on the habits of the rich. Who could she be?
Some quick Googling determined that Chloe Malle is the daughter of actress Candace Bergen and film director Louis Malle and thus is, so to speak, born and bred for such work.
Honestly, she seems to be an excellent young reporter — here’s a very nice feature she did on zoning wars in the Hamptons, for example. And it is altogether admirable, I suppose, that a third-generation celebrity (her grandfather being the famed ventroloquist Edgar Bergen) is actually working for a living, rather than indulging in the Paris Hilton famous-for-being-famous lifestyle.
Nevertheless, just that morning I had exchanged e-mails with a now-successful writer who explained that, when she once spent a year trying to make it as a young freelancer in New York, the disheartening experience had driven her into a state of clinical depression. And I furthermore thought of some former interns I’d mentored and the difficulties they’ve experienced in their lives and careers. What would Monique Stuart or Deb McCown give for a shot at a job at the New York Observer, or to be featured on national TV at age 25?
Contemplating this, however, eventually led me back to a conclusion I reached long ago about the stupidity of envying people you think of as privileged. Having gotten to know a number of very successful people — attending parties at mansions and interviewing bold-face names — I discovered that the rich and famous aren’t usually the kind of snooty Thurton Howell III stereotypes many people imagine.
Financial success provides comforts and advantages, but most “rich” people work for their money, and deal with the same mundane hassles as anyone else. Hollywood’s portrayal of effete aristocrats indulging in idle luxury, their every whim attended to by butlers and maids and chauffeurs, doesn’t typify the lives of the rich people I personally know.
Envy is the most futile emotion because you can never really see inside the lives of the people you envy. Live long enough and pay close attention, and you’ll find that some people you thought of as having all the luck are, in fact, afflicted with private torment or stoically shouldering a burden that you never imagined. And in the final analysis, envy is ungodly, when we consider that “he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust” (Matthew 5:45).
Let the judgment fall on me. Here I was, ready to dismiss Chloe Malle as a posh overprivileged debutante — Riverdale Country School, Brown University, etc. — until I Googled onto a profile of her in the January issue of Vanity Fair and saw this:
Would love to have dinner with: “My parents.”
Chloe’s father died of cancer when she was 10, you see. And in that one little wish — two words on a questionnaire — I caught a tiny glimpse of a human soul that feels real pain from a real loss.
Not like there’s any risk he could be voted out of office:
The charges against the 80-year-old Democrat include allegations he traded favors for donations to a program he founded at City College of New York, improperly obtained a rent- stabilized apartment and failed to report income from a Caribbean vacation home.
“In Harlem, he’s not going to be judged on that; that’s a regular practice here,” said Jack Broughton, 38, as he sold T- shirts from a sidewalk table on 125th Street.
Voters will remember how Rangel helped them, Broughton said. “My sister was facing eviction with three kids, and his office made one phone call and got her a place she’s been living at for 15 years,” he said.
The spirit of Tammany Hall lives on.
The state that made Robert Byrd the longest-serving senator in U.S. history is back in the news:
A St. Albans man accused of sexually assaulting an 11-year-old girl and impregnating her was in court for a preliminary hearing Friday.
Investigators say the alleged incident happened back in May at Michael Lacy’s apartment. The 11-year-old victim was friends with Lacy’s daughter and spent the night there frequently.
“She indicated she had stayed all night at Michael Lacy’s residence and, at that time, she had intercourse with him,” Kanawha County Sheriff’s Detective Sean Snuffer said. “She stated she had not had sexual intercourse with anybody other than Michael Lacy.”
OK, if you think that’s unbearably disgusting, wait until you hear the accused hillbilly’s defense:
Lacy says he didn’t intentionally sexually assault the girl. He told deputies that it was a case of mistaken identity.
“He stated he woke up with someone kissing his neck while he was lying on the couch. He says he thought it was his wife because his wife often did that to him,” Kanawha County Sheriff’s Cpl. J.M. Launi said. “He admitted to kissing her neck and doing some kind of act. He could not confirm or deny actually having sex with her. He couldn’t remember.”
Lacy blames that memory loss on the fact that he had taken Xanax and Lortab that night. He claims that he was groggy and in and out of sleep.
Launi says that soon after the alleged assault, Lacy realized that it was the girl instead of his wife.
“They both came to the conclusion that they would not tell her parents about it unless she in fact became pregnant,” said Launi.
This kind of thing happens all the time in West Virginia. It’s gotten so bad a hillbilly can’t take some prescription painkillers and get a good night’s sleep without being attacked by these fifth-grade strumpets. This man is a victim, your honor!
Michael Lacy’s arrest could make him unavailable to vote Democrat in November, which may explain why Joe Manchin is no longer considered a shoo-in for Senate.
(Hat-tip: Dan Collins on Twitter.)
UPDATE: Michael Wayne Edwards Jr. was arrested in Maryland, where perversion is somewhat more . . . sophisticated.
His first article at Slate has a bizarre and complex subject: Democrats are telling him (evidently in all seriousness) that they are afraid Republicans will use the scandals of Maxine Waters and Charles Rangel as a latter-day “Willie Horton” gambit.
Really? I mean, really? If we are to take Weigel’s Democratic sources at face value, they evidently have been shouting “raaaaacist” at Republicans so long that they’ve actually begun to believe it.
Alternative hypothesis: Weigel’s sources are trying to inoculate Democrats against any possible GOP employment of these two glaring ethics cases in campaign ads by preemptively declaring that such ads would constitute evidence of Republican racism.
Either way, it’s interesting, although I don’t think it’s the kind of reporting Weigel does best. He did, however, get in some quotes from a couple of friends:
Ladd Ehlinger Jr., an Alabama political consultant who produced larger-than-life spots for Republican candidates like Dale Peterson and Rick Barber this year, laughs uncontrollably when told that Democrats are even talking about this. “I have advice for Republicans who are too weak-kneed to make hay out of Rangel,” he says. “If anyone starts coming at you about Rangel or any of this stuff, just [say] this is post-racial America. This isn’t about race. It’s about a fat guy lying out in the sun on a beach and not paying his taxes.” . . .
“This is the cry wolf syndrome,” says Breitbart, who will appear at a Republican National Committee fundraiser later this year. “The battle against legitimate racism, which does in fact exist, is suffering from cry wolf syndrome, Mike Nifong syndrome, Spencer Ackerman syndrome.”