Obama Talks Jobs, While Unemployment Stays at 9.7 Percent

As if merely talking about jobs were the same as doing something about the unemployment problem:

It’s the first Friday of the month, and you know what that means — a new jobs report.
As the White House and its Republican critics wait to see if the unemployment rate of 9.7 percent rises or falls, President Obama plans to fly to Charlotte, N.C., to discuss his jobs agenda.
In addition to a speech, Obama also meets with employees at Celgard, a battery technology manufacturer that is hiring people through a stimulus bill grant.

Right. And when the stimulus grant runs out . . .? Never mind. As it turns out, the unemployment rate is unchanged:

The American economy added 162,000 jobs in March, the Labor Department reported Friday, while the unemployment rate held steady at 9.7 percent.
While the numbers got a lift from the government’s hiring of census workers, private employers added 123,000 jobs in March, including 17,000 jobs. Some 40,000 temporary service jobs were added, while health care added 37,000. . . .
The economy must create 100,000 jobs each month just to absorb new entrants into the labor force, according to many projections. That sustained level of growth may not come until later this year, economists said, making pervasive unemployment a virtual certainty for some time to come.
Indeed, the government predicts the jobless rate will average 9.8 percent next year and 8.4 percent in 2012 before falling to 5 percent in 2016. . . .

That’s what “the government predicts,” you see. And we all know the government is so good at predicting the economic future. Just ask Moody’s.

Jesse James Enters Rehab, Seeking Treatment for Skank Addiction

Having cheated on Sandra Bullock with a plethora of frighteningly low-rent skanks, Jesse James has finally admitted he’s got a problem — and not just the various social diseases he’s probably picked up while shagging chicks so vile that Snoop Dogg wouldn’t touch them.

How bad is Jesse’s problem? He did this chick four times in 2008.

While married to Sandra Bullock.

Dude.

I mean . . . Dude.

Tiger Woods and John Edwards are congratulating themselves that they never got that far down into skankdom.

‘A Vicious Little Man’

That’s Quin Hillyer’s description of John McCain, a description he thoroughly justifies with a grocery list of Cousin Maverick’s selfish tantrums:

Does anybody doubt that this man of deep grudges, reportedly flagrant infidelities, an intense mean streak, and a disdain for the actual substance of most domestic political issues would easily lend himself to caricature precisely because his own manifold flaws make him a walking caricature all on his own? . . .

Read the whole thing.

J.D. HAYWORTH FOR U.S. SENATE

Excellent Henninger Article In WSJ

by Smitty

Via HotAir, Daniel Henninger offers a look at the disconnection of the Progressives from America. He notes

Constitutional professors quoted in the press and across the Web explain that much about the federal government’s modern authority is “settled” law. Even so, many of these legal commentators are quite close to arguing that the national government’s economic and political powers are now limitless and unfettered.

When you go to Tea Parties and see a large minority of attendees wearing some sort of military service-related paraphernalia, you need to know that Americans who’ve served understand the Constitution, and have sworn to defend it. This ‘settled law’ business, while certainly important, is also a foreign concept.

We don’t need is the glib one-liners from the members of this Judas Congress. We don’t need the POTUS jetting about, leaving carbon footprint and sales pitch in his wake, as if a deficit in trust can be overcome with a multitude of words. We don’t need the libe(ra)l media pissing down our backs and telling us it’s raining.

We need a concise, layman’s explanation of:
(a) how they think ‘settled law’ tantamount to a Constitutional Amendment, and
(b) how it is that common-sense interpretation of things like Article 1 and Amendment 10 are nullified by (a).

The Judas Congress is today what the British Parliament was in the 1770s: a distant, un-representative pack of louts. And the Tea Parties, which are a peaceful analog of Washington’s Colonial Army, are not backing down. If you read The Glorious Cause, you realize that Washington’s army won by merely sustaining its existence. By refusing to lose to Royal forces, time was on Washington’s side.

The modern Progressive louts, the Democrats and these GOP squishes that are already trying to cut their deals, promise to be highly entertaining as time drags on, the Tea Parties rise, and Progressive elites sink.

My Man Rep. Jim Moran

by Smitty

Via the Daley Gator, we have my Congresstool getting the Jason Mattera treatment. I would like to think that Jim Moran knows that there are only 11 Congressional districts in Virginia; he’s served my State’s delegation since the flipping Bush41 Administration.
I would also like to think that ‘clerical error’ means ‘honest mistake’. However, if you asked me to assign a probability to the likelihood that my Congressman is innocent of any shenanigans with respect to stimulus money, I fear I would be duty-bound to return a low number.

As is the case with Mattera’s confrontational style, one wants to give a bit of general human empathy to the person on the receiving end of this sort of ‘New York’ approach to dialog. Rep. Moran, however, can get bent. I’ll be supporting the winner of the Republican primary for VA-8 like the life of my country depends on it. Actually, I think it does.

Update: Pundit and Pundette have more on NOVA’s finest.

Update II: via Dan Riehl on Twitter, some old Moran dirt.

A Million Plus Protesters Around The Country On Tax Day?

by Smitty

From a Freedom Works email:

We expect over ONE MILLION protesters across the country, and I hope you’ll be among them. But if you cannot, there are still plenty of ways for you to help out and make your voice heard for freedom.

It will take a lot of pictures to back up that prediction. Even so, we can expect the liberal media (you can’t spell ‘liberal’ without ‘libel’) to convert the attendance estimate to hexadecimal, and then take the logarithm, so that the final figure fits fingers. But they could well disprove my mockery by breaking with tradition and reporting honestly.
I do wonder if Conor Friedersdorf shall have recovered from the encounter with Valley of the Shadow on Twitter in time to meet some actual Americans. Come chill with the homies, Conor: we’re generally good folk, after all.

‘This Must Be Just Like Living In Parodys’

by Smitty

It’s sort of a shame that public dialog seized upon Rep. Hank Johnson’s remark to Admiral Robert Willard about the Navy’s plans to relocate to Guam. Saying that “My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated it will tip over and capsize,” whether in hyperbole or as a result of his noted illness, while remarkable, is something of a distraction from more pressing matters.  For example, RNC staffers in an S&M dungeon.

There are better uses of sailors than deploying them to WESPAC to flip islands over to see what’s underneath them. We should deploy those squids to Capitol Hill, to flip through pending legislation to ensure that someone, anyone, gets us out of the “pass legislation to find out what’s in it” penalty box into which this Judas Congress has dumped us.   Oh, and a nice coat of machinery grey paint for that tool, the Wicked Witch of the West.  S&M dungeons, indeed.

On an April Fool’s related note, Rebellion blog linked us in a set of brief parodies of other blogs. We look good alongside GrEaT sAtAn”S gIrLfRiEnD, but I thought American Power was the most fun.

And, of course, when was David Lee Roth never anything but self-parody?

Update: Phelps, not only are you hammered, but you’re falling below David Lee Roth on this post. Let that be a lesion to you.

Update II:

The hopium! The change-eeba! Wha-?

(via Villainous Company)