Take Me Out to the Ballgame

Emerson, 10, Reagan, 8, and Jefferson, 12,
at Municipal Stadium after Sunday’s Hagerstown Suns game.

My wife’s boss had extra tickets to Sunday’s Hagerstown Suns game, and we took our three youngest kids to watch the Suns win 6-5 over the Greensboro Grasshoppers.

It was a big crowd — 4,592 in attendance at Municipal Stadium — because Ryan Zimmerman, third baseman for the Washington Nationals, was playing in a rehab appearance for the Sally League Class A farm club. Zimmerman, recovering from a pulled abdominal muscle, was 2-for-2 with a double, a triple, an RBI and scored a run. Suns shortstop Blake Kelso also had two hits, and catcher David Freitas drove in two runs with a first-inning double.

Greensboro starter Jheyson Manzueta was wild, and three Suns were hit by pitches, including rookie right fielder Bryce Harper — an 18-year-old first-round draft pick for the Nationals — who left the game after been struck on the ankle by one of Manzueta’s wild pitches. Harper had been batting .338 with 13 homers this season for the Suns (now 35-22 on the season). Apparently the injury was not too serious, as Harper was seen near the Suns’ clubhouse walking normally a few innings later.

The rookie phenom’s injury, however, created an opportunity for outfielder Wade Moore, who came in as a pinch runner for Harper, scored in the Suns’ four-run first inning, and later had an RBI triple in the fourth inning. The 10-hit performance by the Suns helped starting pitcher A.J. Cole get his first win of the season, and right-handed reliever Wilson Eusebio got his second save, pitching two scoreless innings to end the game. (Complete box score here. And there’s a Washington Post story about the game here.) Here are a few pictures from our family outing:

Me, Reagan and Mrs. Other McCain. Notice that I was keeping score. An old habit from my days as a sports editor. My wife and I have been married 22 years, and she still refuses to learn to keep score.

Reagan waits with her glove by the left-field fence, hoping to catch a foul ball.

Wow! She caught one! (OK, she actually didn’t. My wife posed this photo. One of the ballboys gave Reagan a foul ball, just because she’s so cute.)

Emerson chills out in the picnic area at the stadium. His rugged good looks? Yeah, you know where he gets that.

Jefferson eats ice cream in the picnic area before the game. Notice the stadium has an old-fashioned manually operated scoreboard, but a big TV screen.

The kids get autographs from catcher David Freitas after the game.

Suns pitcher Shane McCatty hands an autographed baseball back to Emerson.

Reagan poses on the sideline. She takes after her mother. But maybe there’s still time to teach her to keep score.

Anyway, so that’s how I spent my Sunday afternoon. Kind of a welcome break from a week of Weiner. If you feel the urge to hit the tip jar — hey, don’t fight the feeling!

Rule 5 Sunday: Hi Friend!

As we struggle manfully to close the door on the all-week sausage-fest known as WeinerGate*, we must extend the hand of fellowship and forgiveness to the Rio Norte Line. Overcome with the shame and degradation involved in posting about another man’s wang all week, he sought to purge himself and seek redemption by posting these delightful pix of Myleene Klass. Later in the week, he sought further indulgences by means of Frieda Pinto.
You’re good in my book, son. 🙂


Elsewhere in the Rule 5 blogosphere, Greg Joyce offers a 90-minute farce, Working Stiff. I am given to understand that it has Rule 5 content.


Culture Warrior pays attention to the classics, Wonder Woman in particular. Fishersville Mike bids farewell to the Atlanta Thrashers, Randy’s Roundtable offers Abigail Clancy and Jessica Hart; Eye of Polyphemus has some Alison Haislip, a pair of Doctor Who Companions, and Gillian Anderson.


Wyblog reminds us that Friday was National Doughnut Day, Reaganite Republican spotlights Vlad’s Voluptuous Vixens, the POH Diaries have some Blake Lively shots, and A View From The Beach looks at Baywatch Babes, appropriately enough. On a related topic, Maggie’s Notebook takes note of Penelope Cruz’ appearance in On Stranger Tides and provides not only pix of the delectable Ms. Cruz but the trailer for the movie and a clip of her dancing in a Little Black Dress. Yum.


Postaldog offers Carmen Electra this week, but also has some nice Hilary Duff and some definitely NSFW Blake Lively. Why you holding out on us, ‘Dog? At Dustbury, we have some Hilary Swank, Sigrid Thornton, and the Prescott twins. Three Beers later brings the Joan Jett hotness this week as well as another installment in the ongoing Juliana Moreira madness.

Soylent Green serves up the snoochitas with Claudia Albertario, marks the beginning of Summer Traffic Suck Season, and marks what would normally be Corset Friday with Friday Finery. Not content with this, he provides an antidote to excessive Weiner and throws in what looks like the full set of Blake Lively nude pix.


The Camp of the Saints choose quality over quantity this week, bringing the Paz Vega, a bevy of beauties on the Rule 5 News, and perhaps most importantly, Ginger Lee. Woof! No need to apologize at all, Bob!


The DaleyGator’s DaleyBabes for this week included Ashley Massaro (with a video), Ana De La Reguera, a hat tip to Pirates’ Cove, Kelly Brook, various Asian babes, and Dania Ramirez.


Thanks to all for their links! To be included in next week’s Rule 5 roundup, please send your linkagery to Rule 5 Wombat by June 11.



*I dasn’t complain too loudly; finding out that the Boss had linked pretty much every single blog in America that was following the Weiner Eruption saved me half an hour of work every night on LIVE AT FIVE. 🙂

FMJRA 2.0: Drinking Again

Weiner’s Wiener?
UPDATE: Who Is ‘Gennette Nicole’?
UPDATE: Questions Piling Up

MSM Starting to Cover ‘WeinerGate’ UPDATE: More Details Now Emerging UPDATE: Weiner DM’d a Porn Star?

BREAKING: Weiner Lawyers Up! UPDATE: In CNN Interview, Weiner Dismisses Hacking as ‘Prank’

#WeinerGate OMFG! @RepWeiner Gives Worst Press Conference EVAH! (Video)

All the Weiner You Can Handle: Why MSM Can’t Ignore This Scandal Now

#WeinerGate Victim Gennette Cordova Issues Statement: ‘I Cannot Answer the Questions That I Do Not Have the Answers To’; Describes Her Reaction

The Power of Simple Sentences

Oh, My: In NBC Interview, Weiner Won’t Deny Authenticity of Lewd Photo UPDATE: Interview Video Added

Finally, Weiner Calls the Police!

This Just In: Obamanomics Sucks

Pacifism and Historical Ignorance

Another Reminder That the Academic Elite Are Your Moral Superiors

FMJRA 2.0: Conga

Rule 5 Sunday: Power Hour

@JoanWalsh Blames @AndrewBreitbart and #tcot Bloggers for #WeinerGate Story

Ace Is Suffering Weiner Overload

‘The Light of the World’

UPDATE: While Praying Pete Is Lifted Up, Guess Who’s Still Falling Down?

New South American Drug Is Almost Enough To Make Your Head ‘Splode

#WeinerGate: Where the Story Goes Next

Smitty’s Verdict: I Blame The National Security Act Of 1947

VIDEO: @DaTechGuyBlog Talks #Weinergate in Boston TV Interview

#WeinerGate: Who Is @PatriotUSA76? @AndrewBreitbart Wants to Know

“LIVE AT FIVE – 06.03.11 “

Brutal. Simply Brutal.

Unexpectedly! Unemployment Hits 9.1%

Wow! Strange Plot Twists in #WeinerGate’s Third Act

Because I Know What’s News

What Da Tech Guy Said

GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY!

Draft Reynolds 2012?

Holy guacamole. Maybe to somebody more experienced in the ways of blog-fu, it would have seemed inevitable that a week devoted to Weiner would inevitably be full of links – but that somebody isn’t me. Anyhow, top linkers for this week, filled as it was with things you didn’t want to see stuffed into casings and then shoved into buns:

  1. Da Tech Guy (12)
  2. The Camp Of The Saints (11)
  3. (tied) Ironic Surrealism, POWIP, Republican Redefined (7)
  4. (tied) Conservative Hideout, Nice Deb (6)
  5. (tied) Si Vis Pacem, Lonely Conservative, That Mr. G Guy (5)

Thanks to all for the linky-love! Have a Blogspot blog? You too can be included among the worthy! Send an e-mail with your links and either “FMJRA” or “Shameless Blogwhoring” in the subject line to Wombat-socho by June 10!

 

Facebook Disrespects the Unborn

by Unborn Son of Smitty, via (Drudge)

Yeah, FaceBook is private property. Understood, pages for the unborn could have unforseen legal consequences with minors. Sure, if we want to criticize, we should get our own blog.
Oh, wait: I have that enlightened opportunity! FaceBook, you suck the grand wazoo! People who want to celebrate life will have to do it elsewhere. If the girl could have leveraged some state-approved racist language, would that have helped? What if she denounced Sarah Palin?
You might say I should focus on, you know, getting born and enjoying life, rather than fretting politics and FaceBook.
If only the decisions of the politicians and web weenies had a similar disinterest in my life.

Herman Cain Hits the Big Time

Kate Zernike features Cain in the New York Times:

MANCHESTER, N.H. — Michele Bachmann was campaigning just north of here, the Sarah Palin tour was rumored to be arriving soon, and Mitt Romney was on his way to announce his entry into the presidential race.
Yet here was another voter swooning for Herman Cain.
“I watched you at the Republican debate, and I have to be honest, I’d never heard of you, but ever since that. …” said Nathan Lyons, 29, his voice trailing off wistfully. “You say it like it is.”
Joan Silvernail, 68, pumped Mr. Cain’s hand, then turned to her husband. “It’s his enthusiasm,” she said. “Wasn’t that what we felt with Ronald Reagan, his enthusiasm?”
Those not frequenting Tea Party rallies or the living rooms and coffee shops of New Hampshire and Iowa might dismiss Mr. Cain, a talk radio host and former chief executive of Godfather’s Pizza, as a frivolous candidate — “the pizza guy” as some call him.
But there are signs of what Mr. Cain, in his booming baritone, calls “Old Man Mo — Momentum!”
A Gallup poll released last week showed Mr. Cain with the highest voter intensity score of any Republican presidential contender — far higher than Ms. Palin, a former governor of Alaska, or Mr. Romney, a former governor of Massachusetts. While Mr. Cain’s name recognition was at 37 percent, it had risen 16 points since March. . . .

Read the whole thing — it’s 1,400 words, which is a lot of words for the New York Times to devote to a candidate that all the pundits keep telling us can’t win.

Isn’t it time you joined the online grassroots army at Citizens for Cain?

‘Is He the New Tiger Woods?’

The title quote is from Andrea Lafferty of the Traditional Values Coalition in a story by Matthew Boyle of the Daily Caller:

Conservative columnist Michelle Malkin told The Daily Caller Weiner’s “long history” of “skirt-chasing” raises more questions about the New York Democrat’s Capitol Hill sexual secrets and expects more women with similar stories to come forward.
“Stories about his hot pursuits of young Capitol Hill interns date back to 2001,” Malkin said in an email. “At least one young woman told liberal Vanity Fair magazine that Weiner hunted down her e-mail address, bragged about riding on Air Force One, and extended an invitation to visit his office in person. The photo gallery of his select group of young female followers/followees on Twitter suggests a continued hunt.”
Andrea Lafferty of the Traditional Values Coalition expects this emerging pattern to get bigger and clearer soon. “Where there’s smoke, there’s fire,” she told TheDC on Wednesday. “How many other women are going to come forward? Is he the new Tiger Woods?”
Malkin worries about the young female staffers and interns in Weiner’s office and in nearby offices. It’s a possibility they could feel threatened or pressured by Weiner’s advances.

Read the whole thing. While a good reporter never burns his sources, trust me when I say that these kinds of questions are now the subject of intensive scrutiny by journalists, who are checking off names on lists as possible objects of Weiner’s amorous interest. Laffety’s hunch — “Where there’s smoke, there’s fire” — is shared by a lot of people, both in the Beltway press and the New Media.

There may be other high-heeled shoes dropping, if any ladies on Capitol Hill have tales to tell. The press-corps piranhas smell blood in the water and Weiner deeply offended Washington journalists by trying to stonewall his way out of this mess, and called a CNN producer a “jackass,” to boot. I wonder if Emily Miller of The Washington Times thinks Weiner might be the kind of guy who would sexually harass attractive young female staffers.

UPDATE: The Lonely Conservative: “In all fairness to Tiger, I don’t recall him appearing before the media to tell crotch jokes.”

Linked by The Mr. G Guy and Uncoverage — thanks!

UPDATE II: Linked by Lisa Graas, Da Tech Guy and Piece of Work in Progress — thanks!

UPDATE III: A new story today by Daniel Libit at TheDaily.com says circumstantial evidence is consistent with Weiner sending the photo in question.

PREVIOUSLY:

‘You Can’t Lawyer the Media’

So said Andrea Tantaros during a panel discussion of WeinerGate today on “Fox News Watch”:

Colby Hall of Mediaite.com was interviewed on MSNBC today about the continuing scandal:

“When it broke, all there was left we could do was to speculate reasonably, until his statement that he could not say with certitude whether or not that image was his. You could almost feel like the nation raised their eyebrows and said, ‘Wait, what?'”

(Hat-tip: Pat Dollard.) Some more recent WeinerGate headlines you might have missed:

Anthony Weiner’s bulging controversy
a classic example of abysmal damage control
— Thomas M. Defrank, New York Daily News

Here’s the lowdown on ‘Weinergate’
— Carl Hiaasen, Miami Herald

Weiner’s Seat Could Go Republican
— John Gizzi, Human Events

NPR’s Totenberg: ‘We Shouldn’t Care About
Weinergate – It’s a Great Lark of a Diversion’
— Noel Sheppard, NewsBusters.com

Anthony Weiner’s odd reality
— Richard Cohen, Washington Post

The Ick-arus of Capitol Hill
— Michelle Malkin

Dan Wolfe Steps Up
— VerumSerum.com

I Hate to Have to Say It But I Very Firmly Feel…
— Lisa Graas

Rather than tell you what I think about all this stuff, I figure I’d just link the headlines. You can click the links you want, quote whatever strikes you as most relevant, and express your own opinion in the comments.

‘UR SO HOT! C MY WANG?’
(Or, #WeinerGate Explained)

Mark Steyn quotes Little Miss Attila in regard to The Story That Won’t Go Away. (“If you experience an erection lasting more than four news cycles, call a spin doctor.”) Attila said:

Everyone lies about Twitter-flirting, and everyone knows that everyone lies about Twitter-flirting.

Kellie Jane said that it is actually not so unusual for guys to do what Weiner is accused of doing. I was skeptical: “What’s up with guys getting drunk and tweeting their junk? Is it really that common?”

This seems to be a generational phenomenon explained to me in an e-mail from a university professor, who says he read it on another blog:

Sending the tumescent wiener pic is, apparently, what one does in response to an explicit text/direct message from your sexting buddy. To show your appreciation.
Until I read this I was confused too, because it seemed odd that someone would think the pic in question so arousing or attractive. But as a “look at what you just said did to me” gesture, it makes a lot more sense, no?

It makes about as much sense as anything else nowadays. The sexual customs of the younger generation mystify me. Back in the day . . .

No, no. Never mind my old stories. I’m just grateful I hung up the spurs and got married before the advent of digital photography and the Internet. Of course, there is that old Speedo pic . . .