The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

Britney Spears Accused of Sexually Harassing Her Bodyguard, Fernando

This is just so sad: BRITNEY SPEARS’ top bodyguard has quit – claiming the troubled singer sexually harassed him. Ex-cop FERNANDO FLORES, 29, stormed out after allegedly facing a series of bizarre come-ons. He told pals Britney, 28, often paraded naked in front of him and beckoned him into her bedroom. . . . “She […]

Dem Nominee Faces Porn Charge

This is a classic: South Carolina’s surprise Democratic nominee to challenge U.S. Sen. Jim DeMint is facing a pending felony charge. Court records show 32-year-old Alvin Greene was arrested in November and charged with showing obscene Internet photos to a University of South Carolina student. The felony charge carries up to five years in prison. […]

South Carolina Sacred Honor Watch

Yeah, I stole the “sacred honor” thing from Ace. Crucify me. He’s taking the day off and missed the latest development, so I’m forced to imagine how Ace would headline it: Will Folks: Sacred Honor Compels Me to Drop More Hints That Might Look Like Threats But I’m a Southern Gentleman — and, Oh, By the Way, Nikki Haley […]

Another Ex-Disney Starlet Goes Slutty: Miley Cyrus Fakes Lesbian Kiss on TV

Britney Spears, burnout baby-mama. Lindsay Lohan, burnout drunk. Now, 17-year-old former Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus does the fake-lesbian shtick in a guest performance on Britain’s Got Talent . Skip to 1:20 if you want to be (not) shocked: Look: If this kind of stunt was boring when Adam Lambert did it last year, why […]

Best. Ugandan. Video. Evah!

To quote The Right Scoop, “CONTENT WARNING“!

Survey: 43% of Boys Ages 15-19 Have Had Sexual Intercourse

And the other 57% say they’re still hoping to get lucky Saturday night with a girl named “Tonya.” Tonya could not be reached for comment. The most surprising finding in this study? A sharp increase in the number of teenage boys who say they’re planning to become Republican political consultants.

Basil’s Underpants Gnome Theory of the South Carolina GOP Blogger Scandal

Pretty succinct, really: I’m going to share the real reason that men become bloggers: Hot Republican Babe Sex. . . . You may be wanting to know how all this works. Well, here’s the plan: Start blog ? Hot Republican Babe Sex Of course, being married to Mrs. Other McCain, I began with Step 3.

In Canada, It’s Called ‘Research’

At least that’s what the defense lawyer called it. The prosecution called it child pornography: The former director of B’nai Brith Quebec, Bill Surkis, has pleaded guilty to child pornography charges after agreeing to a plea bargain. . . . In return for a guilty plea to charges of possessing and accessing child pornography, the […]

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