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Jesse James Enters Rehab, Seeking Treatment for Skank Addiction

Having cheated on Sandra Bullock with a plethora of frighteningly low-rent skanks, Jesse James has finally admitted he’s got a problem — and not just the various social diseases he’s probably picked up while shagging chicks so vile that Snoop Dogg wouldn’t touch them. How bad is Jesse’s problem? He did this chick four times in […]

Cablinasian Fever!

Dan Collins at Piece of Work in Progress: The remote island nation of Cablinasia eagerly— and somewhat nervously — awaits Tiger Woods’ return to the golf tour. . . . Meanwhile: Nearly 60 percent of those who answered a CNN/Opinion Research Corporation survey said they wanted the embattled golfer to win the event at Georgia’s […]

Second-Best Blog Headline of the Day

SEC Employees Were Masturbating to Kiddie Porn While Your Economy Tanked And the sad thing is, it’s not a joke: Two video files found on [a gay SEC employee’s] computer were referred to the FBI because investigators suspected that the men depicted having sex in them were underage. Some people may object that “gay SEC […]

If You Haven’t Been Groped by Eric Massa Yet, Please Raise Your Hand

OK, let’s do a count . . . uh, so far, looks like I’m the only one: [I]n conversations yesterday and today with some of Massa’s Navy shipmates, it became clear that the behavior toward his subordinates that got Massa into trouble in Congress is part of pattern that dates to his time in the Navy. […]

Condoms for 12-Year-Olds?

The inexorable logic of liberalism: Extra small condoms for boys as young as 12 could soon be on our shelves. The Hotshot condoms are going on sale in Switzerland after research found that not enough 12 to 14-year-old boys were having protected sex. Matthew Archbold comments: We cannot market cigarettes using a camel for fear […]

11-Year-Old’s Mom Gets Upset About Middle School’s Online Dating Site

You’ve got to admit this could get kind of creepy: ELWOOD, Ind. – Most parents agree that matchmaking Web sites and surveys are games mainly adults should play, but some say Elwood Community Schools has been getting students in on the action. Parent Michelle Everett says her 11-year-daughter recently brought home a survey from school. […]

TMI Twitter from Kim Kardashian

She was already in trouble for outing a federal air marshal on Twitter, now there is this bit of alarming indiscretion: “I pretty much laser my whole body … I’m like a little hairless Chihuahua.” This particular cosmetic trend — I’ve dubbed it the Deforestation of the Pubic Delta — is really a byproduct of the […]

SFW Video: Hookers In The Graveyard

by Smitty (h/t Digg) The video will not entomb in our page, but you can see it here. As technology improves, I foresee more of this sort of thing. While the sheer voyeurism of catching others trading hormones excites me not (boring monogamist that I am) I had thought of getting on the Beltway with […]

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