Feminists vs. the FBI

While the Federal Bureau of Investigation is busy trying to apprehend criminals, the Feminist Majority Foundation is busy hectoring FBI Director Robert Mueller over the meaning of words:

No More Excuses: Change the Definition of Rape
Tell the FBI and Department of Justice:
It’s high time for the FBI to modernize their archaic definition of rape (“The carnal knowledge of a female forcibly and against her will”) to reflect the reality of rape in the United States. Please update the Uniform Crime Report so that the definition of rape includes all victims. Every rape should be counted.

Because you see the problem isn’t criminals who commit rape. The problem is an “archaic definition” that doesn’t conform to what feminists are teaching in Women’s Studies programs.

Vanessa Valenti at Feministing whines that the FBI’s definition “hasn’t been updated since 1929” — i.e., during the Dark Ages of Patriarchal Oppression, when the FBI was more concerned with apprehending criminals than placating Women’s Studies majors. So now the Feminist Majority Foundation has set up a site that lets disgruntled harridans hector the FBI director with a single click that sends him this form letter:

Dear FBI Director Robert Mueller,
I was shocked to learn that the FBI uses an archaic definition of rape (“The carnal knowledge of a female forcibly and against her will”) to gather statistics for the Uniform Crime Report. This definition, drafted more than 80 years ago, is problematic for many reasons, chief among them that it excludes victims of forced anal or oral sex, rape with an object, statutory rape, and male rape. Moreover, this definition is often used by law enforcement to exclude rapes of women whose ability to give consent has been diminished by drugs or alcohol.
This poses several problems:
1. This archaic definition of what constitutes “real rape” affects perception of the crime by law enforcement, and likely impacts the treatment of rape victims
2. With such an incomplete description, the FBI has undercounted rapes by hundreds of thousands of cases, resulting in an inaccurate understanding of the scope of the problem.
3. Without accurate rape statistics, allocation of funding to (and within) local law enforcement to combat and investigate crime will be misdirected away from this terrible crime.
It’s high time for the FBI to recognize this error and modernize the definition to reflect the reality of rape in the United States. Please update the Uniform Crime Report so that the definition of rape includes all victims. Every rape should be counted.
I look forward to your reply.
Sincerely,
[Your Name Here]

You see that their major grievance is that the current definition of rape doesn’t generate enough statistical victims. In other words: Forget about preventing or punishing crime, let’s argue over a “perception” which needs to be “modernized.”

We find this same message repeated at Ms. magazine, by a student writer for the University of Arizona Daily Wildcat, and at Mother Jones magazine (which throws in some gratuitous GOP-bashing for good measure). This is straight out of the Alinsky playbook: Locate a grievance, rally a “movement” to protest the grievance, demonize all opposition, and then — after officials knuckle under to the protests — claim victory on behalf of the aggrieved victims:

“See? Our movement is powerful, necessary and relevant. If it weren’t for our collective activism, the FBI would still be using an ‘archaic’ definition of rape. Sign up now and send us your tax-deductible contributions!”

Feminists are seldom called out and criticized for their tactics because people are afraid of being called “sexist” or — even worse — accused of being “pro-rape.”

This isn’t about rape, nor about law enforcement, but rather it’s about politicizing crime. Never mind the limitations of the 1929 definition (does anyone use the phrase “carnal knowledge” nowadays?), this is an opportunity for feminists to flaunt themselves as the Vanguard of Progress, to remind their cohorts that there is “still important work to be done” on the road to the Utopia of Equality and Social Justice.

“National Offend a Feminist Week” starts Monday — and obviously, these feminists have been begging for it.

Birth Certificate Proves Ace of Spades Was Born on the Forest Moon of Endor

Some Birthers are stubbornly insisting that the birth certificate released this past week was a forgery. Ace slaps one around for our amusement:

I have learned two uncontestable facts from the Birth Certificate Conspiracy Theory Saga:
1. There is a sucker born every minute.
2. Barack Hussein Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, on August 4th, 1961.

Much more amusement where that came from.

Excuse Me, Veronique, You’re Stepping On My Narrative

by Smitty

No bandwidth for the video, but Veronique de Rugy threatens a few cherished notions over on Reason.TV:
Myth 1: Wealthy people pack up and move when their taxes increase.

. . .taxes have little impact on cross-state migration. Instead, the migration impacts of unemployment are much greater. Overall, the results suggest that taxes do not cause out-migration, but they do influence the choice of destination for some migrating households, such as retirees.

Myth 2: Blue states are big government states and red states are small government states.

Only 10 blue states are net recipients of federal subsidies, as opposed to 22 red states. Only one red state is a net payer of federal taxes, as opposed to 16 blue states. Another blue state pays in as much as it gets.

Here I’d like a bit more granularity. VA looks like a mendicant, but, when you’ve got Norfolk and attendant bases, the numbers can be argued. In favor of BRAC, sure.
Myth 3: The federal income tax may be progressive but the rest of the tax system is not, particularly the payroll tax.
Read the whole thing. Once people are done gawking at the Wedding of the Century, this is the kind of sober analysis we’ll need going forward.

Porn Is The Third Question

by Smitty

Dr. Joy Bliss at Maggie’s Farm poses a question, but I have two that precede hers:

  1. Why are we here?
  2. What is the point of sexuality?
  3. Are gentlemen into porn?

Forty-odd years on, I’m realizing that life is not Star Wars. Starting off a few episodes in might be good for dramatic tension, sure. However, ignoring or blindly accepting default answers to the initial parts can lead to dodgy results.In dealing with people who seem committed to Not Getting It, arguing on their turf and offering prescriptive answers buys little. Who likes to hear the ideologue that sounds more intent on convincing himself than anything else? Go at them with questions and a bit of humor, and let them lead themselves to water. Perhaps they’ll drink. Porn? I can’t lay any claim to sainthood, but I haven’t had the attention span for that or video games in many years.

Update: Linked at The Pirate’s Cove.

Category: Sex

How About Those Hats, Huh?

Princesses Eugenie and Beatrice — the daughters of Prince Andrew and Fergie — upstaged their cousin William at the royal wedding when they appeared in truly spectacular hats. Eugenie’s hat looked like a spotted owl feasting on plums, or perhaps a squirrel stuck in a rose bush, while Bea’s hat inspired comparisons to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. That hat’s so crazy, it’s got its own Facebook page.

Despite her unfortunate hat, it is rumored that Beatrice, 22, will likely be the next royal to wed — she’s been dating her 29-year-old boyfriend Dave Clark for four years — while 21-year-old Eugenie is dating a bartender, Jack Brooksbank, 24.

Eugenie seems to have inherited her mother Fergie’s tendency to chubbiness. (There were some rude comments when Eugenie was photographed in a bikini in 2009.) But don’t believe those silly rumors that Eugenie will soon have her own PrincessPudgy.com site . . .

UPDATE: I blame the commenters for this:

Quick: Somebody send an e-mail to Andrew Sullivan and tell him we’ve found the magic womb he’s been looking for.

Uganda: Inflation Sparks Riots

A 3.8% inflation rate is enough to make Americans complain about rising prices. Now imagine 14% inflation in Uganda — a much poorer country — and you have a formula for political disaster:

KAMPALA, Uganda — This capital city was brought to a virtual standstill Friday as angry protesters set up roadblocks, setting them ablaze throughout Kampala, and the police and military cordoned off neighborhoods in the largest and most violent day of protests since the demonstrations started nearly three weeks ago. . . .
Kizza Besigye, the opposition politician leading protests who was partially blinded after being violently arrested Thursday, was allowed to fly to Kenya on Friday for medical attention, according to the news station Nation TV, after initially being rebuffed. . . .
Troubles in this relatively peaceful and easygoing East African country began this month when Mr. Besigye called for demonstrations against rising commodity prices less than two months after Mr. Museveni handily won re-election after 25 years in power. . . .

The Christian Science Monitor quoted a small business owner in Kampala:

“The prices are only going higher and the anger growing,” Ssentongo said. “This is not going to end soon.”

Besigye is a demagogue, exploiting the people’s anger over inflation by claiming it is the result of government corruption, but the government’s harsh reaction — and the discontent over rising prices — have made him a sympathetic figure. Here is a video report from Al-Jazeera:

And here is a video report from a Ugandan network:

Let me ask you something: Do you believe that the government in Kampala is causing their inflation? Or does it occur to you that when the Federal Reserve pursues a blatantly inflationary policy, that this is a very large stone thrown into the global economy, so that the ripples are felt severely in places like Uganda? And Egypt, Syria, Yemen, Bahrain . . .

Not to sound too much like a tinfoil-hat crank or anything, but there are times when the phrase “international bankers” is not just for conspiracy theorists. And this may be one of those times.

Germany Thwarts Terror Plot

Eric Dondero at Libertarian Republican reports:

Early Friday morning Federal Criminal Police Office (BKA)in Dusseldorf and Bochum arrested three young men who had allegedly planned an attack with homemade bombs. They are attributed to the terrorist organization al-Qaida.
An attack had been imminent…

CNN has more. Speaking of Germany and the Religion of Peace™, you will recall the video of the courageous woman who stood up to Islamic radicals in Frankfurt. It has been revealed that her name is Heidi, she is a Christian, and she has been interviewed by a German blog:

Hatred is the wrong answer in any case. . . . We have to go back to our Judeo-Christian roots, which are a blessing for our country to this day.
We not only had two world wars. Germany is the land of poets and thinkers. It is the land of the Reformation. Here was the Bible of Marin Luther translated into German. Then the printing press was built. Many inventions, progress were caused by our people. We should remember this is important. I love my country. I love Germany. . . .
I know that we need to have a spiritual as well as a political response to Islam. The Christians in Germany and Europe need to wake up!

That’s a rough computer-assisted translation from the original German.

Obligatory Video: Donald F–ing Trump

Honestly, I ought to ignore this, but it’s already everywhere else so I might as well do it:

“Listen you mother f***ers we’re going to tax you 25 percent“

Y’know, there’s good populism — defending the honest interests of ordinary people against corrupt machinations of the elite — and then there’s bad populism: Bully-boy nonsense that appeals to idiots who can’t be bothered with facts. Continue reading Obligatory Video: Donald F–ing Trump →